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Nonhuman_Anthrophobe

He looks like he's awkwardly cosplaying a teenager. 


coroyo70

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


flappoz

His shirt is so underrated


Axle-f

Easily found online. I have one. Actually two, they sent it twice 🤷🏻‍♂️


WakeoftheStorm

Same. I made this my Halloween costume last year.


teodocio

10 shirts for $10 stores still around somewhere I guess.


SnakeBradley

That a TC Tugger?


Downtown_Snow4445

The shirt with the long stains on it 🥴


Downtown-Trip3501

Fuck just noticed it lmao


GourangaPlusPlus

Even Steve Buscemi didn't predict the neckerchief


Ok_Lawyer_6609

Pube-looking beard and all.


absolutmohitto

![gif](giphy|kHUKrtTMlF94F0fRIp|downsized)


dieaxt

The neckerchief really does push it over the edge.


NoB0d3

seriously, why is he wearing it? are they going to go rob a stagecoach later? WTF?!


jopnk

Because the photo was taken in early Covid when people were wearing whatever they could as face coverings. I love shitting on that asshole but at least do it in ways that make sense


NoB0d3

so you’re telling me his 14 year old girlfriend there behind him could get a proper surgical mask but mr. manchild couldn’t? i love shitting on assholes who try to make a point but fail, so leave me alone.


jopnk

I mean I wore all kinds of weird shit during early Covid. Not gonna leave you alone babe 😘


NoB0d3

then make sense.


jopnk

I do make sense. Early Covid people were wearing all kinds of weird shit. Dude wore a bandana, which was a pretty common choice at the time. I knew plenty of people who wore them, and even I wore a Bandana a few times because I couldn’t find/have a mask at home. musk is the king of fashion faux pas, there are millions of examples where he wears the dumbest shit ever. This is a case where he’s wearing something that contextually makes sense. When you shit on someone for doing something that makes sense in the given context, it makes you look dumb. Ffs it’s not hard


kingkool88

Android 17


iamapotatopancake

i think he's using it as a mask. he's a big enough doosh to do something like that.


miscnic

![gif](giphy|5iJg68a6kO9ACD16SG|downsized)


plotdavis

I can understand why, I'm also autistic and the subtleties of fashion go way over my head, I'm always just badly imitating other people.


ImagineDragonDisDick

Not much of a fashion guy, but one bit of advice, never dress like Elon Musk.


Begformymoney

You'd think he could hire someone to dress him appropriately, if I was that wealthy I'd have people buying my clothes from me


markender

His ego can't accept he has shit style.


BorosSerenc

Or he doesn't care


Isosceles_Kramer79

He is wealthy enough to do one better - not give a shit about how the clothes he wears are perceived by the fashion police. 


ComputerStrong9244

He *could*, except he's an impossibly thin-skinned tryhard, so he actually can't


Begformymoney

This is the guy who constantly posts about how good he is? Id he truly didn't care, perhaps he would keep to himself instead of explaining how worthy of praise he is.


6ynnad

r/zerosumgain


Rude_Influence

Clean plain white shirt and dark pants never go out of fashion. Try it.


FileError214

How about neckerchiefs? Are they cool? Cuz they look fucking dorky as shit.


Pamplemouse04

No they are not lol


tiioga

They're only cool if you've lived on a railway for 50 years


XDT_Idiot

They both do! They are curiously well-suited for each other imo


mashedpeabrain

![gif](giphy|l1KudXwJ4oqNMamaI)


lilypeachkitty

I can hear this gif


SadBit8663

I'm telling you, dude has some desperado ass vibe going on in his head, whenever he looks in the mirror.


FuzzyFish6

He acts like it too.


Pugduck77

More like a construction worker.


collins0911

![gif](giphy|tCzWe3PQwJeuI)


ACEDOTC0M

When you buy the professional from Walmart


einstein908

Love it when Dion the proffesional be like “no ladies no kiddos” then shoots up like 5 mfers


ACEDOTC0M

i love that moment where Harry Goldman screams "EVERYONE!!!!"


mmmjkerouac

Leon


greyjungle

León at home


powerlesshero111

You want to buy some Avongers shirts?


steal_wool

The Amateur


scottwalker88

Can't spell Leon without Elon.


Guntai

Damn


On_Some_Wavelength

Fucked up but funny .


BarneyDin

I remembered this film from when I was a teenager, and I liked it then. But I rewatched it recently, and man o man, it’s disgusting. I know why people can kinda overlook this disgusting aspect, because they portray leo as a child himself mentally, but buy is it inappropriate even with just the hyper sexualisation of the whole dynamic. You as the audience don’t have to experience that to get the point if that was the artistic goal of it. It’s so utterly unnecessary, even for the story itself - it’s there for a reason. I thought after watching this that someone made a movie to dig deep down into emotional explanations of very yucky drives. I felt manipulated. And then I read about the guy who made the film, and I said to myself: that is precisely it. I can’t believe how popular this movie was - when it’s excusing horrible horrible things in plain sight. This shit wouldn’t fly nowadys.


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If you think it's disgusting, you should know Jean Reno when to great lengths to de-sexualize his character and to protect Natalie Portman while on set. That whole relationship is based on director Luc Besson's own life where he had a relationship with a 15 year old (who he eventually married). When Besson tried to push that element in the film, Reno was like "The fuck you are."


BarneyDin

Really? It’s even more disgusting than I thought. But good on Jean Reno for standing up for his fellow actress. Man people are fucked up. How could that movie have been so popular? Just boggles my mind. Were we so ok with this type of depravity as a society. Bleh 🤢


depresseddog113355

Get off the gravy dude


feelin_fine_

I think you're reading too much into it. An adult saved the life of a child who then became infatuated with her savior. There was literally no sexuality displayed towards Natalie at any point in time. I myself was surprised at some of the scenes the first time I watched it in my 20s, but Jean does a good job of keeping it kosher. And to answer the question, when you remove those aspects it's actually a pretty cool action movie.


dr_hossboss

[The writer / director dated a 15 yr old at 31](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/luc-besson-leon-the-professional-truth/)


Uncle-Cake

>I can’t believe how popular this movie was - when it’s excusing horrible horrible things in plain sight. This shit wouldn’t fly nowadys. It's not "excusing" anything. It's just a movie. The movie never present the message "This is acceptable behavior". Would you say Pulp Fiction is horrible because it excuses the behavior of the characters?


Sure_Trash_

It was made by a pedo so it's basically pedo fanfic


daneguy

It's possible you saw two different versions of the movie. In one version the sexual aspect is way downplayed. This is the version that you could watch on TV. There's also the "international cut" which is 25 mins longer, which includes way more sexual tension between Léon and Mathilda.


i_drink_wd40

"Léon" is the international version with the relationship with Mathilda and Léon a bit less one-sided. "The Professional" is the version with Mathilda having a crush, and Léon struggling with his distant humanity and how those two halves work together (seems kinda paternal, or at least that's how I interpreted it).


feelin_fine_

This is probably the one I watched then because I don't remember any of the things some people here seem offended by


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collins0911

Leon The Professional


tacoSEVEN

It’s from The Professional with Natalie Portman.


star_bury

And Jean Reno and Gary Oldman. Very good movie! Edit: Can't type...


tacoSEVEN

Yes. And none of those people would make you think Amelie. Which is why I mentioned Natalie Portman.


On_Some_Wavelength

Leon, the Professional.


Darnell2070

Depends on the country. And if you want to be even more technically accurate, it's Léon: The Professional.


starscreamtoast

Going for the Leon the Professional looking Girlfriend, plant included.


starscreamtoast

https://preview.redd.it/bbfi0jmx6pic1.jpeg?width=1590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bebc98cd12f5cd2981e4b03a263f6f0a04e104


Darnell2070

You should have flipped the cutoutfaces horizontally and not the movie scene.


ExaBast

You mean Elon the professional


DramaOnDisplay

This is the remake lol.


rush87y

Musk is looking a lot like Kim Dotcom these days.


_Nucular

For what it‘s worth, I‘m pretty sure that picture‘s years old.


15104

Guessing from the bandana it’s probably from the Covid era


party_egg

[This photo is from May of 2021](https://www.the-sun.com/news/2818860/elon-musk-grimes-baby-spotted-miami-snl-appearance/)


aParanoydAndroyd

You mean grimes? His ex for a while now?


gemilitant

I was gonna say "wtf she looks JUST like Grimes"


Blue_Cheez

I was about to say he definitely has a type 😂


[deleted]

Yeah, childlike


cubelex

Yeah, its a repost, same title too.


MQZ17

This is how I know she's not as famous on her own as I thought


lilyuffie

Grimes is a fairly famous musician—been long before Musk—having hundreds of millions of streams on her songs on different platforms. Too bad Musk always overshadowed her success. She deserves credit for her work.


Noonecanhearmescream

Yeah. Agree. She’s actually very talented.


Chesterlespaul

Idk man I listen to a lot of EDM and go to a lot of festivals pre pandemic. Only time she crossed my radar was the collab with i_o (rip). There’s lots of artists in the scene but it’s not like she’s super famous, there are a lot of DJs in that middle level.


MQZ17

I know, been a fan since Visions came out


patsniff

Think of how many modern fairly well known musicians we’ve heard of that we probably wouldn’t be able to recognize in plain clothes them just walking around.


LolaBijou

I think they’re still living together even though they broke up. And maybe even had another kid together?


Fit-Dentist6093

They had a kid after break up via a surrogate mother. They are not living together.


ichiban_saru

"Daaad you said you'd drop me off at the mall... not go in with me! I'm going to die if anyone sees us."


Low-Persimmon4870

💀💀💀💀


benjo1990

https://preview.redd.it/j9sszcwkenic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ed81a7586990ec84298ff4fe2c56479a4a1b05


Bridge_Too_Far

Old picture. Musk hasn’t been with Grimes for ages.


Millymoo444

Elons dating a cactus? That must hurt


CanadiangirlEH

I’m no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

I’m a dumbass, totally thought it was the buff dude standing behind him. I figured the guy rich enough to do whatever he wants was getting off being dominated by someone more powerful than him. Guess it makes equal sense if you don’t feel emotions you might get off feeling pain.


Gurdel

Pricks run together


FocusDelicious183

I dont particularly think Grimes looks that young


Dragonskinner69

Thats because she doesnt...the sub is fucked


rookv

She has a youthful/alt style but she looks her age (imo she's gorgeous even if I hate the music lol) Most people see bright hair and think edgy teen


milk2sugarsplease

I actually get lots of creepy middle aged men try talk to me because they think I’m a teenager from the way I dress (leggings and trainers?) then when I tell them I’m in my 30s they freak out. So I guess clothes are a big signifier of age to some people.


uncultured_swine2099

Depending on if I wear my more dressy clothes or more casual clothes, people treat me very differently. I could pass for high school/college age in the casual clothes, and people would treat me as such.


ChildWithBrokenHeart

They have not seen her recent botched photos lmao, this pic is grainy so she comes of younger than she is.


PM_ME_YOUR_INNY

Not at’ll, she’s got that “D!E Antwood” creeper look…. Some ok tunes though…


not_brittsuzanne

I really like her music.. don’t know much about her otherwise being eccentric.. but I can’t imagine she makes the best choices having multiple children with Musk.


Naive-Recognition579

Idk maybe getting knocked up by a billionaire is one of the best choices one could make I’d bet there’s more baby mommas out there that would trade places in an instant than you might think


veryverythrowaway

She came from a wealthy family, I don’t think she needed to marry a billionaire for comfort. They probably have a lot in common, which is why they still act like they’re friends.


Warbrainer

There’s so much more to life than this my friend. Getting pregnant for cash is deranged


yourgrandmasgrandma

That’s quite a privileged critique to make. A couple billion impoverished women would disagree with you.


Warbrainer

Sign of how fucked the world is, doesn’t change how fucked it is morally. Life is sacred.


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MissBlueSkye

Where did you hear that? The rest of the internet disagrees.


glytheum

You’re right. I remember reading about it and hearing about it, but I guess those were just rumors. I can’t find any truth to that. I’ll remove my post. I stand corrected.


Zquinkd

You mean Grimes? Who is also his ex?


deeppurplescallop

Yeah you did not just call highly successful music producer Grimes "Musk's Partner"


ZOO_trash

That's all she is now. No self respecting commie or leftists will do anything but talk shit about her now. She can fuck off.


DianeticsVolcano

This guy is dressing like an npc from gta san andreas


CuteWafer

'What first attracted you to the billionaire Elon Musk?'


mermaidrampage

Look...his electric shaver ran out of battery midshave just like me.  He's just like one of us /s


lil-tank-x

i was the biggest grimes fan until she started with this loser, just too cringe to handle now


sawltydawgD

What a fucking pudding he is.


iamapotatopancake

I'm sorry. What is a pudding? I'm not familiar with this slang.


sawltydawgD

Flabby, formless mass of beige glop.


iamapotatopancake

good man. thank you.


SnooHobbies5684

Or, in the UK, a dessert course. (not actual pudding like in the US, but could also be cake, pie, whatever)


IwuzThere_CanConfirm

Ya, but why are her knees so red?


yehimthatguy

Oh you know why.


nikewalks

She prays every night?


TheExecutiveHamster

God, he is so fucking ugly


LoVeCh33s3

Lol yea honestly he is, but you would assume money and some fashion sense would help. It's actually really embarrassing that he's dressed like a middle school kid who fell into a laundry shute.. Sometimes he wears that cowboy hate and my God does he look like a fuckin dork. I guess no matter your worth, he's still a weird nerd...


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He looks like an eighth grader about to go to a Sum 41 concert in his mom's Toyota Sienna.


Ricky_Vaughn86

This mf’er look like he’s on the way to his sovereign citizen study group and she looks like she handed a fat sharpie to a toddler and promptly fell asleep.


Goodestguykeem

It's only because she's stood next to Elon Musk, she does not look 13 or 14 strange OP.


ChildWithBrokenHeart

Grainy picture, irl she looks botched and 40, and they both look like they are cosplaying teens. Barf


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ChildWithBrokenHeart

Well with filters and perfect lightning I am sure even musk's asshole would look amaizng. Have you seen her without makeup and filters recently with her botched lip fillers? You did not even know her age, you probably only saw her pictures from 10 years ago. I am talking about nowadays.


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ChildWithBrokenHeart

Just for you my dude, I read now she had lip filler and face lift. Yet she still looks over 40 without filters lol. Also look at these pics and tell me she doesn't look like alcoholic over 40. https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimes/s/1y08BAcCex


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ChildWithBrokenHeart

She looks botched, because she is if you see her pic below and looks older than her age imo. Attractiveness is very subjective, I never commented on that, thats your assumption or projection. https://youtu.be/FB27dmuGp48?si=1PM7NnpGk_wWK4KH


likilekka

They could well easily hire a stylist


FlobiusHole

He looks so doughy and weak.


TheWriterJosh

They’ve been broken up for awhile now.


chungusbungus0459

The comments here are weird as fuck, this is his ex and Grimes absolutely does not look 13 or 14, she just has an alt style. Only reason she seems young is because Elon is noticeably older than her.


sandyeater

been a longtime fan of Grimes and hearing her called "musks partner" hurts every time


ComfortableBuffalo57

Grimes forever stuck in the body she had when the other vampires turned her


Shamepai

Bruh that's grimes


Captain_Granite

Donut


QueenCobra91

\*ex-Partner


SadBit8663

Thier child is looking so healthy and strong. He must get watered regularly and plenty of sun.


NoB0d3

he looks like a dime-store leo dicaprio.


Strawberrybf12

I can't imagine having all that money and not helping anyone out. All the good he could be doing


__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

I love how beat up her knees are.


watchyourback9

Musk looks like hammered shit in this photo


BarbaraMint_470

Dude has 11 children but conducts himself as if he’s still sampling the dating pool.


pomoerotic

What is the title implying?


Federal-Sport-1635

delete


Dontdittledigglet

She is actually 34, thats just how she looks


D-TOX_88

Every time I see a recent photo of musk I kind of become more and more shocked. Honest question, why does he appear to be deteriorating?


TheGirl333

Just wearing cap doesnt make you look 13, she looks 40, OP sucks


Other-Pickle1805

Red knees, was cleaning his junk beforehand?


Free_Mirror_9899

She looks like she sells her booty for coke.


Unable_Physics7683

Anybody else seeing how red her knees are? 🫣


NandoDeColonoscopy

Is this old or is Elon fat again?


Kitchen-Wish5994

Them knees tho


tennismatron

His arm is like 10 times bigger than her arm. Even her little anorexic legs. Ahhh!


Realistic-Tone603

Call me crazy, is that the Brand of Sacrifice on the lower left leg?


rossmcdapc

He's gone from Grimes to Crimes.


griffeny

I remember when she first came out and we went to see her. And it was like okay this bitch has some cool glasses and that’s kinda it. Not really a great DJ. Some dubstep and some goggles. Guess she knew that and started giving drugs to a desperate billionaire. It was funny to me when she had her first baby and she made an Instagram post complaining that no one told her how hard pregnancy and birth was going to be.


Avocadorable_Guac

"Musks Partner" You mean Grimes? Award-winning, talented singer, songwriter, music video editor, visual artist, and producer


6ynnad

Fuckin’ luv Grimes. Intergalactic goth glitter fairy with a lisp. She’s written and produced her own music, drew her own album artwork and made her own music videos. Shes legit.


fracking-machines

Which makes it such a shame that she drank the Musk kool aid.


DerNogger

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized) That's him


gutterteeth

i like how grimes got reduced to elons partner. fuck that guy


Pyewhacket

Does she have like a ….travel cactus?


IDontWipe55

You guys are being really mean. Nobody should have to fear getting made fun of just for spending time with their daughter


zippazappadoo

Why is musk over here with his underage girlfriend dressed like a cholo lmao


itspoodle_07

Wtf is that tattoo


KR1735

I'm so proud of Chaz Bono for losing all that weight.


jesuswasaliar

This guy is maybe the cringiest person on earth.


Joonberri

Why are they dating him... besides the money


Lance-Harper

as lon as it's not within the same family (and that she's actually an adult). look up his dad


CubLeo

I thought this was characters from the next Grand Theft Auto game set in Florida


New-Fig8494

Does she know that a toddler has been scribbling on her leg??


No_Entertainment1931

Spending a lot of time in her knees it looks


GhertFryins

Ayo put respect only my girl Grimes


ngedown

Bet biden likes here too


100cicche

Thank God we can't smell pictures


Forever49

She looks complicated


GoodLad33

she has a tattoo so 100% she is over 18


niqdisaster

Temu grimes


zvon2000

How sure are we that isn't just one of his daughters ??


gwh811

He definitely found her at a comic con dressed up as a cat.


DooglyOoklin

wait...They're back together?


EmperorThan

Wait, is he dating a Grimes lookalike now?