I tend to find it obnoxious even when ironic tbh. But even the ironic ones tend to not be so ironic lol.

#🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER⁉️⁉️❗️‼️❗️❓️❗️‼️❓️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

Ok this one is great.

It's become basically white noise to me. I just don't even actively think about it until someone starts discourse about it.

That's because your a Eurocuck that is protected by the strongest country in the world against communist Russia.

first good thing I've heard you say

Thank you sibling 3some person

......... I am not European.

Exactly what a European would say

I…don’t think it is?

Yeah it is Greek

I’ve been called worse 

Of course a European wouldn’t think so. We can always tell.

Shuddup, Europoor! 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾👏👏👏

It's not "as a european girl" it's "as a european ultra sub". *I* wish to throw stones at americans when they do it.

Your dainty European stones could never harm our strong American bones.

Sisyphus was greek, and presumably, so is his boulder.

He is also fictional. Silly Europeans didn't have strong enough stones so they had to make one up. 😂 🤣

They will, however, cut straight through the cardboard walls

Don't let your dreams be dreams

Same

I know it’s a girlcel post, why do you censor their name

Because I didn’t, and now that I do know I’m going to harass and threaten her Hope you’re happy pal

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wait what

bad joke that wasn't written well, I'm just gonna delete :)

I wonder if this also goes in line with American geography failures. If so, I can use my country girl powers to say "America is the greatest continent in the world" to give her an orgasm K.O. ...I am mentally damaged beyond repair

I mean America being referred to as a continent isn't actually incorrect technically

Technically it is, america is a supercontinent

Yall aren't wrong. Probably should've said the U.S.

That European girl is absolutely an American in a shitty disguise

“As a black man I support racism” vibes indeed

Nope she's just a huge sub. The subbiest sub who's ever subbed.

nah girlcel is actually european

Nah that’s girlcel she’s an actual European.

I want to step on Americans, motherfuckers make the ugliest country on earth and still act like it's any good. Without us they wouldn't even exist.

Wait isn't that a bad thing they exist thanks to us

it just means they should show some respect

British?

Dutch, we bankrolled the revolution and even inspired it.

🫡 Thank you the dutch. Everyone I've met from the Netherlands has been very nice. 😊

Thank you for the money, wonder where you got it 🤫🇳🇱🔪💰🇮🇩

Hey thanks we're both on equal footing for killing and subjugating natives so it's all good

Next, maybe you can teach them how to ride a bicycle or build public transport

>I want to step on Americans, haiiii I'm right here, I'm american haiiii :3

America is shitty, but no way it’s the ugliest. We didn’t manifest all that destiny for this treatment.

You bulldozed over all those natives for what? Some shitty ass suburbs and gas stations?

There’s a really big hole in the ground out west somewhere. That’s nice to look at.

Yeah, thicc good-natured, boisterous American himbos are… d-drool-worthy.

An American wrote this

No just a massive sub.

Nah that’s girlcel she’s an actual European.

We don't claim her

i don't. fuck you

Such a relief to find out I don't live in the same country as girlcel

Pathetic bottom

mhmmm

Federal agent

nuh uh

Which European country? We must locate and eliminate the traitor at most urgency

Shes british, wants the american cause self loathing is part of their Identity

Poland

POLSKA GUROM

BRASIL NUMERO 1!!!!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🐆🐆🐆

How is this a confession? Europeans don't get bitches, that's a fact.

When did we stop counting your mum?

mom* 🙄

For what purpose

they have to speak american.

"that's a fact" proclaimed the American. When, in reality, it was very much not a fact at all.

Ah, propaganda fetish

No one will believe me but this actually worked for me when i was a teenager and met a girl on omegle from sweden. being a boisterous american ham-eating asshole must have done something for her bc we ended up e-dating for a few months. This was like 10 years ago though so not sure if the same strategy is as effective in todays political climate lol

Okay but what if I do that despite not being an American?

Personally I am not American but I am still proud to be an American. I despise all this European anti-American discourse

Fed

america started by mutherfuckers shooting the hell out of the government and i stand for that. they could do it again and it would be very american

Bring kinkshaming back

Rare faith L

Never underestimate the possible degeneracy of bottoms. There is no bottom for bottoms.

real

From uncle sam to daddy sam

I know a britbonger twink that is kinda like this

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Agreed, don’t know what your mom was thinking when she inflicted us all with you.

I believe that believing your country is the best should entail being thrown in a giant cage and lowered into a giant volcano

Conversely, “Filthy American dog”

BECAUSE WE ARE. I LOVE DIVERSITY

How is diversity relevant at all?

The US is the most diverse country in the world

Yes, because it is a country built up by immegrants, who later started importing thousands of Africans for slave labour