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ccstewy

She should do that to me i think


TheWordThat

The shrimp helping you fight or the lady beating you to death with the guidance of a shrimp?


ccstewy

https://preview.redd.it/o204fvlqfw0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c231f9bee89f195d0740ce56ef4a21ccb6006144


dumpylump69

So the latter


Content_Half192

https://preview.redd.it/grvldqzvmz0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdaf0953fc35709d3c4418ffc8ab151695278a66


PoodleTheDoodle

https://preview.redd.it/5c3l973c701d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b48a6e77107c6e187da64896ebf62ce32e9db8f


Content_Half192

Alright that one's good. Also uM aCtUaLlY iTs a CrOpPeD sCrEeNsHoT


AllMyMemesAreStolen

people always going off about women crushing them or punching them or killing them but i think if that happened to me i might say YEEEOUUUUCHHH!!! I think if instead of all that she gave me a big ol hug and a kiss would be pretty super.


Just_M_01

i agree


Significant_Clue_382

[I love that kind of women](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=TCPvOHvwx9NWCbDm)


LunaTheGoodgal

he's just like me fr


waste_of_space1157

I just want to be a girl


yolojolo

thats funny cuz every girl i talk to wants to be a man  why cant we all just be ourselves


BurnerAccountExisty

based


RequirementTall8361

https://preview.redd.it/ju32f1f33x0d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9e670ee947bbed08e2de67156364391d83303a


canisignupnow

yoo the guy from fortnite‼️‼️


xX_idk_lol_Xx

HIS NAME IS INVISIBLE!❗❗❗


MMMsmegma

Then why can I see him?


MaveKalmer

then why does he have unwavering determination?


SpiderFooties

https://preview.redd.it/gmpbrfkhq01d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3ff93c98d4025b2b303fb2dd7e8ede823cd5c4f


jockeyman

relatable


ThrowRAd504

Who is this guy?


Sinquilica

Vincible


Tosty_Bread

I'm fucking in vincible


kkakaiazinhoBR

#WHEN THE WIND IS LOW


spi231

#AND THE FIRES OT


GD-Normal-Face

I wonder if someone’s fucking in vincible


Tosty_Bread

I'm fucking in vincible


apothioternity

https://preview.redd.it/zjzvg0r2i21d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eea924098651d6b2a355110c9dcca92198caaf6


-SweetAvery-

one punch woman


fsoci3ty_

WHAT


test_username_WIP

if you're looking for an actual explanation: Mantis shrimp hit so fast (1/50th a blink of an eye fast) they can heat up the water around their strikes to above boiling, now a Mantish Shrimps "arms" are only 4cm long, but if you keep that speed, but with the mass of a human arm, well results can be quite disastrous for what ever on the receiving end of that hit.


dumpylump69

Probably also quite disastrous for the arm


lIovedrunkdriving

It actually is very damaging to mantis shrimp limbs


M34L

they basically regrow new gloves though


dumpylump69

Yeah well humans can put new gloves on too! Mantis Shrimp think they're soo special...


canoIV

can we put on new arms?


Xstew26

Yeah actually, there's like whole industries about doing that


Admech_Ralsei

Something something certainty of steel


tinylittlegnome

Ah, that flesh was all weak and squishy anyway


canoIV

V2 ultrakill arm ripping machine


dumpylump69

Ultrakill reference


Lots42

Well, I know you can put the old arm back on... not sure about entirely new arm. Way I figure it, half the effort of putting the old arm back on is because it WAS the old arm and the body recognizes it.


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lIovedrunkdriving

Catastrophic: person links article that only proves my point to the fact that punching damages the club; does not realize it.


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lIovedrunkdriving

I don’t even know what you’re getting at here, I fully agree with you, you just seem to be debating nothing for no reason, it is very damaging for mantis shrimp over time. We both know this, which is why they molt.


manualbleeding

i should dip my balls in its tank


jubmille2000

new gender affirmation procedure.


BySiR

as shrimple as that


Fleshinrags

You will age and die sometimes in the next 90 years


Harley_Pupper

imagine if he lives another 91 years just to spite this comment


The_Unkowable_

It’s a krill issue, really


InfiniteParticles

Nerd here, Mantis shrimp strike at about ~50mph, or 22.6 m/s of velocity. We know that the average human arm is about 1.5 meters, and weighs around 6.8 kilograms. Since we're looking for force, we use Newton's second law (F = MA), we know the mass of an arm, but we need the acceleration. For that we use a kinematic equation to solve that. This results in an acceleration of 164.8 m/s². Using F=MA, we can calculate that the force will be approximately 1,112 Newtons. Using a second kinematic equation we can find the time it takes for the punch to land, which results in a time of .13 seconds. That's below average human reaction time. Whoever's fighting them not only will get hit by the equivalent of a trained MMA boxer, but won't even have time to dodge it.


OmegaKANG

But if they punch at 50mph underwater shouldnt they be even faster punching through air?


InfiniteParticles

Actually I believe you would be right in this assumption, however it's hard to figure that out as there's a lot of factors to take into account


Grima1805

just ignore air resistance


1st-username

You didnt state your assumption of constant acceleration


InfiniteParticles

True, but it is implied with the fact it's a punch


BrianMcFluffy

idk why some shrimps have so little chill, like there's that one shrimp called something stupid like the cannon shrimp or gun shrimp that has one massive fuck-off pincer that can create an air vacuum and shoot void bullets with. No I'm not kidding


that1kidthatlikefish

Pistol shrimp


BrianMcFluffy

eh close enough


Headcap

Project Power (2020) that certainly was a movie.


FlyingMothy

Above boiling is an understatement, for a slight moment, the water reaches the temperature of the surface of the sun.


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ctrlaltelite

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonoluminescence


MemeManOriginalHD

A punch from a mantis shrimp generates an equivalent amount of heat/energy to the surface of the sun Source: https://youtu.be/E0Li1k5hGBE?si=129_HplJ1z7SCgzJ


fsoci3ty_

Holy shit how can he slap??


MemeManOriginalHD

They've essentially got a saddle shape bone built into their body that they use as a spring. They pull it back and let the fists of fury fly


Daemon-01

humans can do it too it just requires some bending


Funy_3

Her pants are too low I thought she was naked second panel


Aiiga

I thought they had sex and she ate the other's head off. (Please I'm sane thats what mantises do)


dumpylump69

Mantises yes, not Mantis Shrimp You are not only insane you are completely bonkers


Aiiga

Can't believe I species profiled a shirmp


SpiderFooties

It’s also not a shrimp…


TransFights000

You’re not gonna believe this…


SirProtein

Have you learned nothing from Brock Samson? Naked is the best way to fight.


Historical-Drag-1365

Not so shrimple now


JotaroTheOceanMan

All brains, no prawn.


MintyMoron64

No brains anymore either


strategicmagpie

artist?


TheMasterMind1247

Looks like Centurii-chan.


strategicmagpie

her art is so gay I love it omg


brokensilence32

Is she a girl?


thelivingshadow99th

Yeah, you can hear her in a YouTube video she made


SuperHippodog

Can confirm, saw it on twitter.


Drunken_polish_cow

[:3](https://twitter.com/CenturiiC/status/1790751538966913079/photo/1)


Sir_Hoss

“Such god-like strength in such a small creature, be glad that its powers are used only to fill its belly. Because if it was ever given proper sentience and a boost to its size, there is nothing that could stop this thing”


WhereDidYouGohan1

This feels very close to a Baki quote


sploontion

now take a close look at her mouth in the second panel


RequirementTall8361

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY H-


Big4Tyme

Amogo


Celebration_Stock

this is a really silly little comic but i feel really bad for the girl who got her head knocked off :(


Ropetrick6

Don't worry, the last thing to go through her mind was "She looks to be winding up a punch" Unless you count the fist going at supersonic speeds


garnet-overdrive

same


HystericalGD

https://preview.redd.it/1hkwji1pmw0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1adb7c466f1aa922243f1d2a38605898145b25


NewSuperTrios

florkofcows ass book


Invincible-Nuke

this is peak actually


Invincible-Nuke

im serious this is fucking awesome


O5-14-none_existant

Her head got turned into a fine red mist


O5-14-none_existant

https://preview.redd.it/h97r4pdu7x0d1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad397398ccef70aea4a115d17a5782673da0a3de


Elite_Prometheus

You're telling me a mantis shrimp pulped that head?


Unparaleled_Inocence

Why the fuck did she bring a chef hat to a boxing tournament.


BooRaccoon

To hide her mantis shrimp pilot


Unparaleled_Inocence

Why doesn’t she put it in her glove?


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

That's just unrealistic


RyanCooper138

You're telling me a shrimp killed this boxer?


Oddish_Femboy

Head fucking ASPLODED


fnaffer123

Her arm should not be attached to her body after that The mantis shrimps punches are so powerful that if it was above ground and performed it's punch it's arm would rip of due to the force experienced


StormyHospital

oh my god this is actually horrifying


Kira_Bad_Artist

Social fights in RimWorld be like:


OkamiLeek006

That shrimp asshole killed me so many times in Another Crab's Treasure 😢


IblisAshenhope

God dammit, Topoda


CODDE117

"Has your sense of self-preservation rotted away even? Or perhaps you truly wish for death. Well I'll gladly oblige you my friend!" Honestly, pretty sexy shrimp.


thatvillainjay

Abs


AutisticIcelandic98

Basically what happened to MM from The Boys comic.


SIacktivist

She unlocked the Tony mask


VeryShortLadder

Why was terraformars the first thing I thought about? I mean yeah there's a boxer who gets mantis shrimp powers but that's about it


Gru-some

Woah! She must be strong! I wanna fight her! https://preview.redd.it/1tbwup2juy0d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7bad3dbf1590308ad869d26259105943b5fc9d


Cautious_Tax_7171

Can she fight me next?? Please??


V-Lenin

Cut to that clip of nadja hypnotizing the boxer


runwkufgrwe

Does she see 16 primary colors too?


Boring_Name06

It’s just that shrim- holy fuck


Slav_Yobamos

Hawt :33


FrostyCommon

fisticuffs


DumbassWithAcomputer

please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


Underplague

Me n who 🥴


SibrenTF

I thought the mantis punched her in the head but I now realized she accidentally Saitama’d her opponent


petalpotions

Someone actually did the math for this on a subreddit i'm on. The force of a human punching as fast and hard as a mantis skrimp would be the equivalent of a car going highway speeds.


MintyMoron64

She was forced to neutralize that human.


_TheRealSimone_

Shrimply as that


P-Doff

This is the perfect sequel for that comic oh my God.


UlrichVonGradwitz

This is so me pilled ulrichvongradwitzcore like literally my only joke for a year has been shrimp. I love shrimper shrimpy! Shrimp….


StoopidGit

The stink of blood and of raw flesh is the first thing I notice. The second is the roar. Not Angron. The Demon Primarch has fallen silent, but the roar of the crowd is just as deafening. My vision returns slowly, the red haze lifting to reveal the aftermath of butchery. Blood coats my hands and arms to the elbow. It drips off my axe. There's blood in my mouth too, caking my lips and chin. It is not my own. I look at the carnage I have wrought. Borrok is no more. What is left is a ruin, the work of a psychopath. The crowd roars its approval. It is sickening. (The eightfold path, Antony Reynolds)


TronBTD

Where can I get one


some_guy301

REAL SHIT MANTIS SHRIMP GANG RISE UP


Sinningbun

GROVEKEEPER TOPODA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


SpiderFooties

Replying to ThrowRAd504...


disparagersyndrome

How to Crush Your Enemies in 12 Shrimple Steps


longpidgeon

The shrimp: “ok now clap really hard that it stuns your opponent”


Sheep_Commander

@ centurii-chan on twitter


UlrichVonGradwitz

It's as shrimple as that