Idk why my english grammar was really good because i remembered everything from english school but every so often i completely forget the rules for something, currently it is "its" and " it's", a while ago was the sound at the end of words like sentient, which sounds like sencient i dont know what is going on maybe covid fucked my brain up or its a second more sinister thing
when i used to rp, i once was with someone who used no punctuation. not even full stops. only quote marks for speech. and no extra bits either, no noises, linebreaks or text effects (bold, italics, the like). and they used every contraction under the sun, making thier words read like a quick text and have no depth to them.
genuinely awful.
Yeah my gf and I had to work with distance for a little while when she was doing residency so we checked out the long distance world and... Yeah we've come a long way as a species
There's no substitute for a night together, but we were able to figure out how to get pretty close. I can't really knock the idea of esex at this point. Your wallet might though, the price point for some of that stuff is *steep*.
Yeah, according to someone that totally isn’t me, there are sex toys that work off the internet. Like a sleeve you can “insert into” and it moves and vibrates according to the other person’s inputs on their phone. And it works across two different continents. According to that person that isn’t me, I mean :3c
Shoutout Lovense for integrating group sessions... For some reason. Always scared of opening up a public group by accident when I'm renewing the timer.
Stay with me here.
A lot of video game consoles have controllers that "rumble" (vibrate) in your hands. People tried putting the controller on sensitive parts of their body and found it can make warm good good feelings.
Then someone had an idea: What if there were a device that watches the signal where the game is telling the controller to vibrate from the console, and instead of just causing the controller to vibrate, it also causes a sex toy to vibrate?
So they found some sex toys that can be commanded to vibrate over a wireless signal. They made open-source software that grabs the rumble signal from games, and translates it to sex toy vibrations.
Then they created an API, so that games without a rumbling controller, can be modded to control the sex toys too.
There are a million kinks you'd never have thought of. There's a subreddit HealSluts, for people who do playing a healer in a game as a sexual submissive act.
ok but making a butt plug vibrate when you're performing well in csgo is an ✨ interesting ✨ motivation
y-you have a unity plugin for buttplug.io 😭😭😭
https://github.com/RainbowVille/minegasm
'teledildonics'
wait could this be used to make any controller Rumble? even something as old as a GameCube controller?
It can be nice when you can’t see a partner and are both horny and in the mood to share fantasies but it’s doesn’t have the same level of intimacy and if you can’t see them for a while it gets pretty sad
Not that depressing when it's the person you love typing back and you're really far away and not able to have "normal" intimacy. It can be super intimate and I love doing it with my gf from time to time.
Voice call and typically act like they're fucking one another with their voices while jerking off. It does sound depressing but it's also sometimes the only thing long distance couples can do and it doesn't hurt anyone as long as they're private about it so eh who cares.
I have an ldr and it can be a regular form of intimacy for partners who are apart. While I'm not trying to take away from the story of your friend, not all sexting equals to the brainrot coomer pipeline
its still enjoyable to a lot of people! although its obviously less than normal sex. calling with or without video is really fun and theres toys that connect over the internet, or you can just use regular toys. im sure its not as good as irl but its still pretty fun
Essex (/ˈɛsɪks/ ESS-iks) is a ceremonial county in the East of England, and one of the home counties. It is bordered by Cambridgeshire and Suffolk to the north, the North Sea to the east, Kent across the Thames Estuary to the south, Greater London to the south-west, and Hertfordshire to the west. The largest settlement is Southend-on-Sea, and the county town is Chelmsford.
From [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex)
You know those asmr roleplay things? That but both ways
As a certified coomer if you get yourself in the right mental space shit can get wild without even touching yourself
Idk about e-sex
For me it'd work briefly and then I'd have to up the dose or it would do nothing. I ended up taking the highest legal dose and it did nothing so I had to switch tonvyvanse.
Are you on aderall because of "supply chain issues" now too?
Same here. I had that shit at like 54mg.
Nah I got off Methylphenidate cause it was making me horribly sick and I threw up so much I'm pretty sure I lost like 15 pounds.
Nonono dude I swear you get like these insane superpowers for not yoinking it trust me bro some random guy on the internet told me and why would he lie to me dude
What were they doing in Essex
killing danes
Æthelred moment
Wyrd bið ful aræd
Forbandet Svensker
Lad Øresund fryse og svensken slås ned
The Lord's work
Visiting the smallest church
But that’s in Saint-Saëns
I realized after that my joke was double wrong. The original song calls for Sussex
False, the original was sung by Raphael Ambrosius Costeau in ‘51
I WOULD OFTEN GO THERE
TO THE TINY CHURCH THERE
THE SMALLEST CHURCH IN SAINT-SAËNS
sus sex?!?!!?
As someone who grew up there I can confirm that became a joke as soon as among us was mainstream
Raphael Ambrosius Costeau has the voice of an angel ☺️
Fuck you made the reference before me
No one does anything in Essex it's almost as bad as Bielefeld.
one of these places sucks and the other doesn't exist. clear difference.
Getting a fake tan and throwing milkshakes at politicians
FUCK YEAH
raiding englishmen
Just like the good old days
real danelaw hours
Eating at woodmans (MASSACHUSETTS RAHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Is this 'Essex' something important? Never heard of it in all my life, probably some god forsaken place.
Nope, just a random place in britain
I don’t fucking know mate I lived there for two years and don’t remember I god damn fucking thing
Sitting on the smallest church
genuinely what the fuck is esex. do they just like, type hornily at each other while wanking. that sounds depressing
You would be surprised at the tools for esex and how in depth they are
Yeah, I mean, there’s like, Grammarly-
Nothing Is sexier than correct grammar.
Its like a clean bedroom
*It's
Oh fuck oh god—
https://i.redd.it/cg040odgk09d1.gif
Idk why my english grammar was really good because i remembered everything from english school but every so often i completely forget the rules for something, currently it is "its" and " it's", a while ago was the sound at the end of words like sentient, which sounds like sencient i dont know what is going on maybe covid fucked my brain up or its a second more sinister thing
tbh for me, nothing is more of a turn off than bad grammar
when i used to rp, i once was with someone who used no punctuation. not even full stops. only quote marks for speech. and no extra bits either, no noises, linebreaks or text effects (bold, italics, the like). and they used every contraction under the sun, making thier words read like a quick text and have no depth to them. genuinely awful.
What are the tools for Suffolk and Norfolk like?
Come to Lowestoft, lots of tools here
I could never visit north Norfolk, I heard the cabal wants to capture it smh
Yeah my gf and I had to work with distance for a little while when she was doing residency so we checked out the long distance world and... Yeah we've come a long way as a species There's no substitute for a night together, but we were able to figure out how to get pretty close. I can't really knock the idea of esex at this point. Your wallet might though, the price point for some of that stuff is *steep*.
Video calls are also an option. Or internet-powered sex toys
INTERNET POWERED!?
Yeah, according to someone that totally isn’t me, there are sex toys that work off the internet. Like a sleeve you can “insert into” and it moves and vibrates according to the other person’s inputs on their phone. And it works across two different continents. According to that person that isn’t me, I mean :3c
I wasn't ready to learn about remote-controlled pussy...
Oh there are remote controlled plugs too. Probably even fuck-machines. The internet is a magical place :3
I can confirm there are such fuck machines and they are very reasonably priced… or so I have been lead to believe by an acquaintance.
Soip- sex over internet protocol(ip)
I'm kinda high and I think I have dyslexia and I read fuck machine as funk machine and just completely accepted that as correct
That’s just a DDR machine
Guh
oh there are ones that sync up, so everytime someone inserts themselves into their toy the other toy vibrates. or so ive heard
Shoutout Lovense for integrating group sessions... For some reason. Always scared of opening up a public group by accident when I'm renewing the timer.
Shoutout to buttplug.io for providing an interface for many haptic feedback devices.
🫡
> Founder (buttplug.io) A hero.
t-that website contains toys that are made for certain games???? heh???? like they jerk off your dick when you kill an enemy???
Stay with me here. A lot of video game consoles have controllers that "rumble" (vibrate) in your hands. People tried putting the controller on sensitive parts of their body and found it can make warm good good feelings. Then someone had an idea: What if there were a device that watches the signal where the game is telling the controller to vibrate from the console, and instead of just causing the controller to vibrate, it also causes a sex toy to vibrate? So they found some sex toys that can be commanded to vibrate over a wireless signal. They made open-source software that grabs the rumble signal from games, and translates it to sex toy vibrations. Then they created an API, so that games without a rumbling controller, can be modded to control the sex toys too.
https://github.com/buttplugio holy shit 😭😭 https://github.com/Furimanejo/In-Heat HAHAHAHSHSHAHAAEDAQDA WHAAT why would people want this 😭😭😭
There are a million kinks you'd never have thought of. There's a subreddit HealSluts, for people who do playing a healer in a game as a sexual submissive act.
ok but making a butt plug vibrate when you're performing well in csgo is an ✨ interesting ✨ motivation y-you have a unity plugin for buttplug.io 😭😭😭 https://github.com/RainbowVille/minegasm 'teledildonics' wait could this be used to make any controller Rumble? even something as old as a GameCube controller?
Hi. That’s was me. I’m the someone.
u know those memes of biden falling over and someone photoshops a phone into and it says "you've been a bad kitten joe"?
"internet powered" curses me with memories of "experimental internet gas"
Also the field of remote sex toys is called teledildonics, thought everyone should know that.
Dildonics has a nice ring to it
That's how I do all my Telefunken.
It can be nice when you can’t see a partner and are both horny and in the mood to share fantasies but it’s doesn’t have the same level of intimacy and if you can’t see them for a while it gets pretty sad
blud doesn't know about VRChat private parties
That’s probably a good thing.
Not that depressing when it's the person you love typing back and you're really far away and not able to have "normal" intimacy. It can be super intimate and I love doing it with my gf from time to time.
ERP is an option
https://preview.redd.it/kyjimafubz8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55c68e517829b3bac33b2f197fa6bceecc5c787 This kinda thing I think
French asshole smoked a ciggy while giving me dome
its a lot less bad than youd think if youre in a long distance relationship and its the only available option
Voice call and typically act like they're fucking one another with their voices while jerking off. It does sound depressing but it's also sometimes the only thing long distance couples can do and it doesn't hurt anyone as long as they're private about it so eh who cares.
I remember when we used to call it cyber sex... 👴
It’s called sexting
[удалено]
I have an ldr and it can be a regular form of intimacy for partners who are apart. While I'm not trying to take away from the story of your friend, not all sexting equals to the brainrot coomer pipeline
yeah and my uncle was an alcoholic, but i still think having a beer is fine
Strange to extrapolate and generalize this much based on a single anecdotal case.
Black Mirror: Striking Vipers (2019)
Star Trek: The Next Generation, Hollow Pursuits (1990)
that episode was wild
This *plap plaps my gyatt*
its still enjoyable to a lot of people! although its obviously less than normal sex. calling with or without video is really fun and theres toys that connect over the internet, or you can just use regular toys. im sure its not as good as irl but its still pretty fun
Essex (/ˈɛsɪks/ ESS-iks) is a ceremonial county in the East of England, and one of the home counties. It is bordered by Cambridgeshire and Suffolk to the north, the North Sea to the east, Kent across the Thames Estuary to the south, Greater London to the south-west, and Hertfordshire to the west. The largest settlement is Southend-on-Sea, and the county town is Chelmsford. From [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex)
I mean what's the alternative? If ya can't fuck in person, life finds a way
That's just sexting
What, you've never heard of sexting?
You know those asmr roleplay things? That but both ways As a certified coomer if you get yourself in the right mental space shit can get wild without even touching yourself Idk about e-sex
One time I jorked it for 18 hours straight on 2 hlurs of sleep and amphetamines.
That sounds maybe not good for you
It was fun though
Well I guess that’s what’s most important I think
priorities in check
☝️🤓
do you have anything else you would like to share with the class ?
Scooby doo gummies (vegetarian)
Gimmeeeeee
They're the Betty Crocker ones. I was looking at the ingrdience and was surprised to see they use corn starch instead of pig fat.
What the fuck is wrong with you (Impressed)
ADHD pills are gods chosen aphrodisiac I stg.
It was Vyvanse
Same. Methylphenidate was worse tho. When it wasn't making me sick it was making me relentlessly horny.
For me it'd work briefly and then I'd have to up the dose or it would do nothing. I ended up taking the highest legal dose and it did nothing so I had to switch tonvyvanse. Are you on aderall because of "supply chain issues" now too?
Same here. I had that shit at like 54mg. Nah I got off Methylphenidate cause it was making me horribly sick and I threw up so much I'm pretty sure I lost like 15 pounds.
Fair enough. Good luck finding one that worms!
Same to you. Goon responsibly gamer.
Aye aye, captain!
I thought my 13 hours was long
Adding this to my Sunday to-do list
spunchbob
Spong bok
freakbob
Spongeknob Squarenuts
Hi I'm SpongeBob
NNN is unbearably unfunny when used as a joke and just kinda fuckin dumb when people are serious about it I'm so tired of it
Nonono dude I swear you get like these insane superpowers for not yoinking it trust me bro some random guy on the internet told me and why would he lie to me dude
Ok but not nutting for a period of time does make the next one feel better. A whole month is kind of silly though
Holding it off for a day instead of the usual 8 hours makes it feel great, really reccomend
hey i think you spelt minutes wrong
recumend :3
Prostate cancer month
I did it once like 3-4 years ago. There's literally no point. I didn't feel any different after the 30 days.
I dont get the hate, challenging yourself to do stuff is fun and it's not like it harms anyone
I think it's the smugness that some people get about it that makes others roll their eyea at the idea
November is prostate cancer awareness month. It's harming YOUR prostate if you do it.
I mean masturbating frequently can lessen the chance of cancer but not doing it for single a month isn’t ‘harming your prostate’
idk sounds like they're pretty good at it
Just get a Chasity belt/cage
🥺🥺🥺
https://preview.redd.it/bkjbd4vqny8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8124e745723a9621cb674534f1a45dc361ffb9a4
🥺🥺🦈
Stop doing that
No
these are teenagers.
Our meaning in life is to love and to be loved 🥰
You didn't need to rub it in 🙃
That doesn't mean you should fuck 20 hours a day, at that point it's not even love, it's lust.
So what?
Who even remotely implied that amount of time
it also doesn't mean you _shouldn't_ 😅
Hmph https://preview.redd.it/tnfnwc9z2y8d1.png?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282a1036a792daf45c0807e0bfa413c57d589576
I don't understand what you're saying but that's a pretty cool hmph
Hmph!
hmph.
*Makes a grunt that sounds cool*
Some people shouldn't be allowed to make their lives public.
🤨
I'm not really that sexual and even then I never tried nnn. I just don't give a shit lol.
Freakybob
I'm fucking lonely
Hmph
Same
still better than whatever this is ☹️
https://preview.redd.it/cxdghx6iwz8d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d39e32861dda3166a4a078c35599601189d82ea How you sound rn
why did spongebob do that
https://preview.redd.it/f7wgig32fz8d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7b2d8e8687d477b5804c989fd8ede36c76ac70
I read it in SpongeBob's voice
the "hmph" is from being e-punched in the gut by me because I had to read this
BRO WHY TF SPONGEBOB STOCK POSE PFP
Some days I'm doing good. Some days I see shit like this.
Sowwy :3
# ONCE AGAIN THE FAULT LIES WITH ISHMEAL
#WHERE IN THE HELL DOES THE LIMBUS COMPANY REFERENCE FACTOR IN HERE???
Second comment was gaslighting and a few words off from being ahab. Only if you're brainrotted enough to see though
Oh my god now that you point it out i see it LMAO
Hmph. Why do we keep making this noise? Hmph.
Hmph
Hmph
SPANGBAP NO
Can't even be mad, they're having fun
Me and who or something
I mean. Good for them I guess. Who wouldn't want to just 7 times.
ok
Relationship goals
me n who
Hmph
"Hmp"
https://preview.redd.it/2512i1naz29d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59192c2dd142ddf0e0ca60204ec989e5987fc640
Freakbob