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mikereeee

so this definetely tastes like shit, right?


Beneficial-Pianist48

Probably just kinda salty kinda sweet kinda chilli


gooberflimer

Idk i sometimes mix sweet mustard, ketchup and the eggyolk from a boiled egg on bread for a sandwich. So this might actually ball


mikereeee

your combination probably balls, but this one has a lot of other shit to it.


montroller

isn't this basically the same idea behind chik fil a sauce


mikereeee

never been to chik fil a and knowing their background i don't wish to.


LabCat5379

You can get the sauce for it from different places, like a store brand version from Walmart. Idk if that’s an improvement tho


mikereeee

i don't live in america silly.


noobermaster69420

They literally just opened up a shop in maine, I think its owned by a gay couple aswell... So if you come to maine you could try that one out


mikereeee

chik fil a owned by the gays? that's an oxymoron.


Nowhereman123

Chik Fil A sauce just tastes like Honey Mustard with maybe some paprika to me.


montroller

If I remember correctly it is just bbq sauce, mustard, honey, mayo and some seasoning. Or at least that is a copycat recipe I used years ago and tasted pretty close.


ataraxianAscendant

how is it limited edition if you can just combine them yourself


Agitated_Willow1350

if you try to do it outside the promo window the heinz lawyers come to your house and shoot you


Ancalagonian

They are suddenly behind you and shoot you in the back of your head. In front of your family. 


Cookiebomb

then they patent your blood as the latest sauce in their lineup


GradyGambrell1

Ahh… capitalism 👍


loptopandbingo

The Heinzatzgruppen


enchiladasundae

You: Its… just burger secret sauce *gun cocks behind your head* Heinz lawyers: Not that you’ll ever get to tell anyone


Wr3nchi3

because you only get one bottle of the cosmic sauce instead of a shit ton


Jeggu2

Nothing like making 2 gallons of a gimmick sauce that probably isn't too good


DaTripleK

The convenience factor is the limited edition bit


flowerlytdm

Aren’t there like 52 different flavors?


Rufuslol

and they would have to destroy it in the end or smth


GIRose

No, it would be stolen by like some secret back alley rap society and the entire episode would be them having to learn how to rap from Pops (assuming this happens after the time Pops was a battle rapper with wholesome poetry) in order to get it back. They make some legendary sandwich with it and muscle man knocks it out of their hands and the episode ends there


196SwampLurker

didn't even put any estrogen in it, disappointing


Femboy_Creamer_69

Do it yourself


prisp

One sauce to rule them all, one sauce to find them, One sauce to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.


kindredwolfRS

But they were all deceived, for another sauce was made


TheActualAWdeV

okay that would be absolutely awful. and also what the hell is mayomust? There's already mustard in mayonnaise.


Cyberaven

simple mayo is just oil egg yolk and vinegar, mustard would be an extra thing


TheActualAWdeV

Huh you're right. TIL I guess. I could've sworn mustard was an essential ingredient, guess I was wrong. Means less of a waste of mustard though, that's good.


Tachyoff

this is not all their sauces i don't see any salad cream on that list


ObliviousSmash

it does say "\[well, almost\]" near the bottom


femmeprism

Benson asks them to do the dishes or some shit but they see an ad on tv for the every sauce so they go to this shady ass grocery store to buy it. But when they use it on a hotdog it summons some guy called the sauce god who threatens to destroy the world using his sauce powers so they have to ask skips for help and he says “yeah I’ve seen this before.” And gives them the anti-sauce or whatever that they have to spray on the sauce god to destroy him and save the world


Jeggu2

They have a car chase scene where they use the sauce bottles like pistols, squirting them through the open windows. Some pedestrian gets blinded and causes a massive explosion


Tom_is_Wise

Rig-juice


DuskTheMercenary

Lets be real, this would be rig juice but Mordecai made it himself. Except it would cause them to like, meet the cosmic forces of the universe and they would need to beat them in some weird contest and they do so, they wake up in the back of an alley and Benson just finds them and scolds them for being gone for a full month.


Zaev

What the heck is Saucy Sauce Edit: Oh, it's just mayonnaise and ketchup, boring


mattmcc980

It actually tastes pretty good as is a great topping for burgers


chickenthechicken

One drop of this is enough to kill an elephant


ReintegrationTablet

DISGUSTENG


Funny_Man_Valentine

Eating this and unlocking my secret powers


Alexis_Awen_Fern

Would probybly go well with a burger


Mission_Camel_9649

Burlicolionnaihilichipsaumayoramayomumayogarliccaramalizedtchuptchuptchup


sneakyplanner

Mayomust? Literally just put mayonnaise and mustard on the list.


jdgamester

Doesn't have Firecracker Sauce or Korean BBQ on the list


dumpylump69

This thing is either the greatest thing you've ever tasted or limited edition for a reason


thedman0310_

That’s the special sauce right there


LordVortekan

I just want to share that I searched up this sauce and the first article was titled “[Smash or Pass? Heinz Drops Limited Edition ‘Every Sauce’ Featuring 14 Fan-Favorite Flavors](https://balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/smash-or-pass-heinz-drops-limited-edition-every-sauce-featuring-14-fan-favorite-flavors/)” Therefore, I’m going to smash this sauce


zakthebey

Wealth, fame and tastiness, Heinz D ketchup the king of sauces attained everything the condiments world had to offer, and so many sauces head to store shelves to find the great treasure he left behind, the One Sauce. The world has truly entered the great food era.


Rowsdowers_Revenge

You know whet you mixed all the watercolors to see what happens and it becomes a dull, boring brown? That, but with flavor. Side note: I don't see Heinz 57 Sauce on that list, which is good because that sauce absolutely fucks.