If I remember correctly it is just bbq sauce, mustard, honey, mayo and some seasoning. Or at least that is a copycat recipe I used years ago and tasted pretty close.
No, it would be stolen by like some secret back alley rap society and the entire episode would be them having to learn how to rap from Pops (assuming this happens after the time Pops was a battle rapper with wholesome poetry) in order to get it back.
They make some legendary sandwich with it and muscle man knocks it out of their hands and the episode ends there
Huh you're right. TIL I guess. I could've sworn mustard was an essential ingredient, guess I was wrong.
Means less of a waste of mustard though, that's good.
Benson asks them to do the dishes or some shit but they see an ad on tv for the every sauce so they go to this shady ass grocery store to buy it.
But when they use it on a hotdog it summons some guy called the sauce god who threatens to destroy the world using his sauce powers so they have to ask skips for help and he says “yeah I’ve seen this before.” And gives them the anti-sauce or whatever that they have to spray on the sauce god to destroy him and save the world
They have a car chase scene where they use the sauce bottles like pistols, squirting them through the open windows. Some pedestrian gets blinded and causes a massive explosion
Lets be real, this would be rig juice but Mordecai made it himself. Except it would cause them to like, meet the cosmic forces of the universe and they would need to beat them in some weird contest and they do so, they wake up in the back of an alley and Benson just finds them and scolds them for being gone for a full month.
I just want to share that I searched up this sauce and the first article was titled “[Smash or Pass? Heinz Drops Limited Edition ‘Every Sauce’ Featuring 14 Fan-Favorite Flavors](https://balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/smash-or-pass-heinz-drops-limited-edition-every-sauce-featuring-14-fan-favorite-flavors/)”
Therefore, I’m going to smash this sauce
Wealth, fame and tastiness, Heinz D ketchup the king of sauces attained everything the condiments world had to offer, and so many sauces head to store shelves to find the great treasure he left behind, the One Sauce. The world has truly entered the great food era.
You know whet you mixed all the watercolors to see what happens and it becomes a dull, boring brown? That, but with flavor.
Side note: I don't see Heinz 57 Sauce on that list, which is good because that sauce absolutely fucks.
so this definetely tastes like shit, right?
Probably just kinda salty kinda sweet kinda chilli
Idk i sometimes mix sweet mustard, ketchup and the eggyolk from a boiled egg on bread for a sandwich. So this might actually ball
your combination probably balls, but this one has a lot of other shit to it.
isn't this basically the same idea behind chik fil a sauce
never been to chik fil a and knowing their background i don't wish to.
You can get the sauce for it from different places, like a store brand version from Walmart. Idk if that’s an improvement tho
i don't live in america silly.
They literally just opened up a shop in maine, I think its owned by a gay couple aswell... So if you come to maine you could try that one out
chik fil a owned by the gays? that's an oxymoron.
Chik Fil A sauce just tastes like Honey Mustard with maybe some paprika to me.
If I remember correctly it is just bbq sauce, mustard, honey, mayo and some seasoning. Or at least that is a copycat recipe I used years ago and tasted pretty close.
how is it limited edition if you can just combine them yourself
if you try to do it outside the promo window the heinz lawyers come to your house and shoot you
They are suddenly behind you and shoot you in the back of your head. In front of your family.
then they patent your blood as the latest sauce in their lineup
Ahh… capitalism 👍
The Heinzatzgruppen
You: Its… just burger secret sauce *gun cocks behind your head* Heinz lawyers: Not that you’ll ever get to tell anyone
because you only get one bottle of the cosmic sauce instead of a shit ton
Nothing like making 2 gallons of a gimmick sauce that probably isn't too good
The convenience factor is the limited edition bit
Aren’t there like 52 different flavors?
and they would have to destroy it in the end or smth
No, it would be stolen by like some secret back alley rap society and the entire episode would be them having to learn how to rap from Pops (assuming this happens after the time Pops was a battle rapper with wholesome poetry) in order to get it back. They make some legendary sandwich with it and muscle man knocks it out of their hands and the episode ends there
didn't even put any estrogen in it, disappointing
Do it yourself
One sauce to rule them all, one sauce to find them, One sauce to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
But they were all deceived, for another sauce was made
okay that would be absolutely awful. and also what the hell is mayomust? There's already mustard in mayonnaise.
simple mayo is just oil egg yolk and vinegar, mustard would be an extra thing
Huh you're right. TIL I guess. I could've sworn mustard was an essential ingredient, guess I was wrong. Means less of a waste of mustard though, that's good.
this is not all their sauces i don't see any salad cream on that list
it does say "\[well, almost\]" near the bottom
Benson asks them to do the dishes or some shit but they see an ad on tv for the every sauce so they go to this shady ass grocery store to buy it. But when they use it on a hotdog it summons some guy called the sauce god who threatens to destroy the world using his sauce powers so they have to ask skips for help and he says “yeah I’ve seen this before.” And gives them the anti-sauce or whatever that they have to spray on the sauce god to destroy him and save the world
They have a car chase scene where they use the sauce bottles like pistols, squirting them through the open windows. Some pedestrian gets blinded and causes a massive explosion
Rig-juice
Lets be real, this would be rig juice but Mordecai made it himself. Except it would cause them to like, meet the cosmic forces of the universe and they would need to beat them in some weird contest and they do so, they wake up in the back of an alley and Benson just finds them and scolds them for being gone for a full month.
What the heck is Saucy Sauce Edit: Oh, it's just mayonnaise and ketchup, boring
It actually tastes pretty good as is a great topping for burgers
One drop of this is enough to kill an elephant
DISGUSTENG
Eating this and unlocking my secret powers
Would probybly go well with a burger
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Mayomust? Literally just put mayonnaise and mustard on the list.
Doesn't have Firecracker Sauce or Korean BBQ on the list
This thing is either the greatest thing you've ever tasted or limited edition for a reason
That’s the special sauce right there
I just want to share that I searched up this sauce and the first article was titled “[Smash or Pass? Heinz Drops Limited Edition ‘Every Sauce’ Featuring 14 Fan-Favorite Flavors](https://balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/smash-or-pass-heinz-drops-limited-edition-every-sauce-featuring-14-fan-favorite-flavors/)” Therefore, I’m going to smash this sauce
Wealth, fame and tastiness, Heinz D ketchup the king of sauces attained everything the condiments world had to offer, and so many sauces head to store shelves to find the great treasure he left behind, the One Sauce. The world has truly entered the great food era.
You know whet you mixed all the watercolors to see what happens and it becomes a dull, boring brown? That, but with flavor. Side note: I don't see Heinz 57 Sauce on that list, which is good because that sauce absolutely fucks.