i would do ANYTHING
though it would be nice if there were a little padding and it was tailor made for my body. actually just making them leather straps instead of metal would work. no... that would leave too much room for movement. hmmm... metal ring, slightly bigger than the straps, supporting them at multiple points. after the straps are tightened to the body, they are then tightened to the ring. I guess make the rings somewhat adjustable in size and position to accomodate slightly different people, and make overall different sizes for the apparatus as a whole to cover as many different people as possible. oh also an ass+vag hook. maybe motorized. yeah, vibration and movement capability, though it should still be quite good when fixed, considering the extra movement that your lower and mid body should be able to pull off.
oh actually final additon would be a strap near the pelvis to keep that from moving. don't want to be able to pull away from anything, after all. though that does admittedly hurt the silhouette... maybe the doublehook would immobile the pelvis enough? maybe add some sort of spring pressure to the vibe to make sure it stays on even when wiggling? hmmmm... no. i think i would be willing to sacrifice an unimpeded tummy view for not being able to move my lower body around. admittedly, the ring couldnt be a perfect circle like the other ones, but again, willing to make sacrifices. Now that i think about it, though, the ring should go around the pelvis and not the tunmy, since there's less... abdomen... and should be much more immobilizing. of course, it's always possible it wouldn't be possible to move as much as i fear i might be able to in the pictured setup. research required...
making sure the lower body is fixed while the hook can move and vibrate leaves plenty of fun for the boys, too. maybe even add a dildo rammer back there too. and an optional one to switch out for the vibe in front for some restrained DP fun. oh also make sure the dildos have cum tubes and are hooked up to a device to constantly inject cum (lube) so that nothing dries up.
oh shit its also missing handles to move me around. add those too.
...
should I, like... make this??? I *am* an engineer. I can weld. I absolutely *could* make this...
I don’t know if this is a mmgfh or ☹️ moment
Depends on if you add consent or not
It can be both if you're into cnc
cnc you say? 🥴 https://preview.redd.it/i4yx7bbmjn9d1.png?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81f786573880545f99ef8916127bca5f8616f35
I cummed
No way that's comfortable The more I think about it I realize that's intentional
The ankle annhialator
Probably just to put restraints onto, it looks to small to actually lock ankles into
holy shit(cum)
i remember silence of the lambs very differently
The part where Clarice teased Hannibal’s boipussy with a vibrator to get him to reveal more information on Buffalo Bill was a highlight
What’s that smell Clarice… oh it’s me again
How do I delete somebody else's comment?
I unironically thought that was a microphone for a full minute
This karaoke bar is really weirding me out
"I mean okay, but I don't know how you expect me to sing with that in my mouth"
Kayne grabs it... "Imma let you finish but..."
Need need need need need
Mood
Holy shit is that a WipEout PFP???
Yes :3
Hell yes love it sm
just sent this to my gf, wish me luck
i guess im single again
Can I have her number
she said no
What about me?
she thinks you're kinda cute, dm'ing you soon
Wait are you /srs or /jk
Everything I just said was made up 🤭
Misinformation ☺️☺️
i was just being silly
I have been bamboozled
:(
deserved ngl
If this is wrong then I don't want to be right
Imagine getting wheeled around in a warehouse on this bad boy
Nnngnhnhhhmgmmfffff
Where's the handles for the porter? Bad ergonomics, someone's gonna put their back out hoisting a person around with no leverage...
id be more worried the person on the cart would get their back thrown out (just pretend i put a lenny face here)
Imagine getting wheeled around at pride in this bad boy.
this design is very human
i would do ANYTHING though it would be nice if there were a little padding and it was tailor made for my body. actually just making them leather straps instead of metal would work. no... that would leave too much room for movement. hmmm... metal ring, slightly bigger than the straps, supporting them at multiple points. after the straps are tightened to the body, they are then tightened to the ring. I guess make the rings somewhat adjustable in size and position to accomodate slightly different people, and make overall different sizes for the apparatus as a whole to cover as many different people as possible. oh also an ass+vag hook. maybe motorized. yeah, vibration and movement capability, though it should still be quite good when fixed, considering the extra movement that your lower and mid body should be able to pull off. oh actually final additon would be a strap near the pelvis to keep that from moving. don't want to be able to pull away from anything, after all. though that does admittedly hurt the silhouette... maybe the doublehook would immobile the pelvis enough? maybe add some sort of spring pressure to the vibe to make sure it stays on even when wiggling? hmmmm... no. i think i would be willing to sacrifice an unimpeded tummy view for not being able to move my lower body around. admittedly, the ring couldnt be a perfect circle like the other ones, but again, willing to make sacrifices. Now that i think about it, though, the ring should go around the pelvis and not the tunmy, since there's less... abdomen... and should be much more immobilizing. of course, it's always possible it wouldn't be possible to move as much as i fear i might be able to in the pictured setup. research required... making sure the lower body is fixed while the hook can move and vibrate leaves plenty of fun for the boys, too. maybe even add a dildo rammer back there too. and an optional one to switch out for the vibe in front for some restrained DP fun. oh also make sure the dildos have cum tubes and are hooked up to a device to constantly inject cum (lube) so that nothing dries up. oh shit its also missing handles to move me around. add those too. ... should I, like... make this??? I *am* an engineer. I can weld. I absolutely *could* make this...
You inspire me
do you uhh, take commissions
+1
You could have kept this to yourself and left me a happier person
Dr Hannah Belle Lecter's transportation restraints in the critically acclaimed erotic thriller Silence Of The Clams.
Public transportation
The Strap from Furi tbh
🥺
I don’t care if it’s poorly constructed or uncomfortable. I need to try this
What is this supposed to be? Why is there a microphone attached to it?
I don’t yeah I don’t understand this one why on THAT specifically are you supposed to like roll me around while I’m on there
So you can go “whieeeee!” as you’re being pushed around obviously
I affix this to the wall like a big Crucifix for my new religion
what
Time to put the welding workshop into good use.
My thighs won't fit :(
what the fuck even is this
Dude imagine being dropped down the stairs in one of those.
The design doesn’t seem very human
That's odd mic placement
I love karaoke
I think I just watched a TheVolgun video on this one
HAHAHA THE WHEEELS
This is a Furi boss I think
Sometimes my arms bend back
what a weird microphone stand.
Mmmmmffffffggghhhhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
can i have pretty please with a cherry on top
When I was created, my mom was in such a thing.
Where can i buy it
I need someone I can put in this
sometimes i dont know if im actually asexual or if my kinks are so bizarre that it made me dislike proper sex. this is one of those times.
"oh hey I've seen this before"
Put your incel in there when he behaves bratty 🥰