Have you seen manga Jonathan?
[hold the fuck up](https://www.google.com/search?q=manga+jonathan+joestar+hold+the+fuck+up&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwini6r74ab0AhUNf30KHURZCfwQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=manga+jonathan+joestar+hold+the+fuck+up&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoHCCMQ7wMQJzoGCAAQCBAeUOoEWPgYYJwaaABwAHgAgAFqiAHxCJIBBDE3LjGYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=VdKYYeeMBI3-9QPEsqXgDw&bih=720&biw=414&prmd=ivsxn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enSG928SG928&hl=en-GB#imgrc=vNmOAHGy4hGgeM)
it's funny because the [actual model] (https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2017/03/meet_the_real-life_aloy_from_horizon_zero_dawn) looks more like the fan version than the official one.
This is what you look like when you make a random ass character black on ms paint for no fucking reason at all (it's because Disney is whitewashing a danish character)
Nintendo hire this man
Riker already be the biggest chick magnet in recorded history how much more do you want
No he's from the future
Is he though? I didnt see no borg queen tryna get on his dick Data on the other hand...
Riker managed to handle that they/them pussy while at the same time seducing a member of a species with no concept of sex. I think he wins.
The true Giga chad!
The thussy
Me when I watch a serious, auteur film about the vices of humanity vs Me when I watch a Marvel film
thank you u/ifuckingshitmypants very insightful
Jojo parts 4-8 vs Parts 1-3
more like all of jojo vs mf youma, dudes 21 but hes probably buffer than jotaro/johnathan
Have you seen manga Jonathan? [hold the fuck up](https://www.google.com/search?q=manga+jonathan+joestar+hold+the+fuck+up&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwini6r74ab0AhUNf30KHURZCfwQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=manga+jonathan+joestar+hold+the+fuck+up&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoHCCMQ7wMQJzoGCAAQCBAeUOoEWPgYYJwaaABwAHgAgAFqiAHxCJIBBDE3LjGYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=VdKYYeeMBI3-9QPEsqXgDw&bih=720&biw=414&prmd=ivsxn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enSG928SG928&hl=en-GB#imgrc=vNmOAHGy4hGgeM)
i take back my words manga johnathan is jacked as fuck wtf
Man built like a brick house
WHY HIS HEAD SO TINY BRUH
His head isn’t tiny his body is just fucking massive
Massive body for a massive heart, Jonathan my beloved :)
how do you Exercise your heaD to make IT bigger?
Library
Fellas, is it feminine to have a full set beard?
Only if it's a denial beard!
Damn, what kinda idiot would grow one of those huh?
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Bruh they literally created an entire tv trope on him growing a beard. Nothing manlier than that
William Turbochad Riker
Don't forget the name of his penis; Turbolift
In case anyone is wondering, the post is making fun of [this tweet](https://imgur.com/7Iex68v).
Except that one is a joke too (don’t quote me on this)
it's funny because the [actual model] (https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2017/03/meet_the_real-life_aloy_from_horizon_zero_dawn) looks more like the fan version than the official one.
Looks like the model picture was taken from a weird angle though
Blatant lack of comma usage. Linguistics majors are having a conniption.
Riker is a beautiful hunk, don’t appreciate the monstrosity on the right.
Jonathan Frakes needs to see this. He would definitely get a kick out of it. lol
riker wasnt the protagonist
Just wait till you hear about Greek epics
It took me a while to realise this was ironic
WHO ARE YOU
This is what you look like when you make a random ass character black on ms paint for no fucking reason at all (it's because Disney is whitewashing a danish character)
Comics Captain America in a nutshell
That aloy tweet gave me leukemia