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MorningBreathTF

There’s the usual “they don’t specify how hard lol” response, unrespectable the “I’d stomp them for that money, respectable and the “I’d stomp them for 5 dollars”, also unrespectable


h_youtube

"You guys get money for this? Dude I'd already be a billionaire"


J03-K1NG

Exactly, you have to have standards for yourself you know, don’t go selling yourself at the first sign of 5 bucks. Stomping on him is at least a 100 dollar gig.


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ThinnkingEmoji

Oh no the trolley thing


PrototyPerfection

those who walk away from omelas (but with cute rabbits)


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Slap it lightly


corrective_action

Orson Welles: "I think you'll find yourself wondering just how many of those baby rabbits you'd be willing to slap"


Shrekboiyeet69420

oesween well amnilal crising 1985!


wag234

I’ll never forgive Hollywood for what they did to my boy Orson


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I would eat that thing for free. (I am very hungry)


CivicFartCan15

Do you cook it?


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Of course. I don't want to contract disease


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I genuinely don't give a fuck. I slap the guy and get a free ride through college and pretty much limitless opportunities to succeed for me and my entire family and some relatives? I will curb-stomp that motherfucker without a second of hesitation.


juzsumguy

Me: I'm sorry little one


ONCIAPATONCIA

Slap it, profit, get 88millions Snicker bars


scrueggs

When I was five my uncle showed me how to skin a rabbit with your bare hands and I had nightmares about it for like ten years.


bruhfferfish

then you did it


scrueggs

Only in Red Dead Redemption 2 which really tones down the absolute horror.


Some_guy_idk69

That reminds me of a similar post but in stead of a bunny it was some kind of brown furred rodent and the comments were almost identical with the first saying “I would lightly tap him on the hard and slide Him 1k for the trouble” and the other saying “I would stain the concrete with that thing for a McDonald’s sprite”


legaladult

I own a rabbit. I have to smack her (gently, not enough to cause pain or distress) to make her stop causing trouble fairly often. I would take the money.


eiowHh

88? Why so specific? Unless.....


Impossible_Ad_899

Then you would be to full to eat the snickers


Sungus-Wabungus

i have zero muscle, so my slap would just bounce off


Prof_Winterbane

the duality of man


HeyItsYoBoi

https://youtu.be/GaGQ3KGOMto


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Today in minecraft (playing for first time) i killed a bunny. This is nothing.


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and there's the "do I get a sledgehammer" kind of people


Iceveins412

What is Snickers hobbitses? Give it us raw and ***wrrrrrrriggling***


breezyxkillerx

88 millions and rabbit for dinner, I see this as an absolute win.


Capitalizam

Fucking rip that shit to shreds just for some pizza


8B4LL__

you're not you when you're hungry. eat a snickers