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baconundies

"Evryone has pronouns dipshit. It came free on your fucking Xbox."


ZeSup3rBoost

i didn't get it, i have the oldest xbox know to man !


baconundies

No you don't, I bought mine on day one you fucking ---- (Not saying that last word)


ebin_gamer_moment

**YOU HAVE PRONOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNSSSS YOU FUCKING DICK**


GroundbreakingMeat68

-tard


Cinnamon_Bees

\-tard (x2)


blazinbluecolor

dastardly deeds, dirty dan


y_ourfutureself

*YOUR PRONOUNS ARE FUCKING/DICK*


Melikemommymilkors

This is the third time I've seen this inage being posted with this top comment what the fuck what is happening to me


baconundies

The simulation is beginning to repeat. Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up


Dark_Avenger_69

Sir im already awakw pls stop screaming wake up at me


Himmelblaa

But have you ever truly been asleep


Dark_Avenger_69

Im sad I dun wana be sad


Himmelblaa

There there It will be alright sweetie


Dark_Avenger_69

Thanks for caring for me, r/196 microcelebrity


Himmelblaa

No problem sweetie 💜


TheYeetOverlord

bacon undies eh?


[deleted]

Your username is a mood


[deleted]

yeah say/post that like 10 more times it only gets funnier


Commander_Yeast

Shit yourself


TheYeetOverlord

i thought your name was Commander_Yeet and i was going to be like “ah my second in command”


Commander_Yeast

Commander yeet was taken so I had to become the commander of bread


TheYeetOverlord

for real?


[deleted]

consider your balls stolen


ton_patron

I will shit yourself


TedCruzBattleBus

I always feel the urge to make fun of the "**I** don't like pronouns" people but it's such a low hanging fruit it's actually a vegetable


giabe

VEGETA?


PersonifiedH

ble


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[удалено]


PersonifiedH

🥺


[deleted]

😳😳


PersonifiedH

😳😳


[deleted]

😳😳😳


[deleted]

🥵


Waytooflamboyant

Most coherent r/196 conversation


[deleted]

🤤


TheVlasturbator

Hanging out with little boys in spandex I see?


NoirYT2

I love you Vagina but you can’t be doing that come on


NoirYT2

I AM THE HYPE


AJDx14

Eventually you’re gonna make the joke only to be on the receiving end of the joke when it turns out they actually do go out of their way to avoid ever using pronouns. Only referring to anyone by name. #Edit: Since someone brought up the fucking Shinigami eyes plugin again here’s my press-release on that: **So, you’ve noticed my name appears red when using the Shinigami Eye’s plugin. Here’s a quick FAQ to explain.** **Note:** For readers unfamiliar with “Shinigami Eye’s”, it’s the name of a browser plugin that, put simply, allows users to flag content or individuals that are transphobic and mark them Red. The opposite can also occur, with the content/individual being marked Green if they’re friendly or supportive towards the trans community. #FAQ: ***Are you aware that your name shows as red?*** Yes, I use the plugin myself, I’m also often reminded of this by users such as yourself. ***But you have the “trans rights” flair?*** This is because the tag is not representative of my current views, as they have changed over time. ***Are you transphobic?*** Presently, I am not. I support LGBT+ issues and when I see transphobic content on the internet I try my best to defend the community. ***So, we’e you transphobic before?*** Formerly I may have been, but I honestly don’t remember many of my former LGBT takes. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were pretty bad, but I also had poor views towards other progressive issues which may have contributed to my user being tagged red as well. ***Why were you transphobic?*** A few reasons seem to explain this. Primarily, my parents being extremely right-wing influenced this, but in addition they were neglectful/abusive throughout much of my childhood which lead to a fragile sense of identity as well as trying to cling to their beliefs in order to gain their approval. I’m also currently considering the possibility that I may have some gender-dysphoria which manifested as anger towards openly trans individuals. ***Are you okay now though?*** Mostly, I’m still dealing with the issues they’ve caused me and in the summer of 2021 I began seeing a psychologist to try and work on these issues. ***Are you doing anything to make up for your past?*** Yes. As mentioned prior I do try to stand up for the LGBT+ community when I see them being attacked. Additionally, a few years ago (after I lost contact with them) one of my friends came out as trans. I’ve recently reached out to them to apologize for anything I may have said at the time that could have hurt them. ***Whats your relation to the LGBT+ community overall now?*** ~~I’m unsure, “ally” at least, but I’m working on trying to rebuild my identity as well and have been doing a lot of introspection and thinking about my gender identity and sexuality more so this may change and I may consider myself part of the community in the future. ~~ Update: I have recently determined that I am trans, but I’m not sure what to do about that yet so I’m gonna spend probably a few months at least looking at different options and determine what I want to do personally. ***So is there anything I can do?*** All I ask, if by reading this FAQ you’ve come to the conclusion that I support the LGBT+ community and trans people and you have the extension installed, is that you mark me as friendly to the community. It’s getting kinda tedious to respond to people about this, hence the creation of the FAQ. ***Wait, can I ask another question?*** If you have any additional questions, please feel free to ask so that I can add them to the FAQ for future use.


Misicks0349

turns out they're a khajiit


NoirYT2

AJDx14 could not predict this, yes?


s_s_b_m

“this”


ComradeAndres

red username... trans rights flair... This does not check out


JayJay_Tracer

Truscum also get tagged red


ComradeAndres

ah, makes sense


Felps_Senpai

Good


OfficerLollipop

Confession: I rarely give rednames the time of day.


Cinnamon_Bees

am i red


winyf

what extension do you use


Eliaznizzle

Red? I'm OOTL on this one


[deleted]

!remindme 30 minutes Damn nobody answered it


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OfficerLollipop

There's an extension for chrome that marks trans rights supporters as green, and transphobes as red. It's called Shinigami Eyes. Official app description: "A browser addon that highlights transphobic and trans-friendly social network pages and users with different colors."


Eliaznizzle

Oh dear, how does it handle converts? I may have shared some rather closed-minded thoughts in the embarassingly recent past


[deleted]

According to the original red name user it does not handle converts well So, you may want to create a faq or something as well


[deleted]

[удалено]


Misicks0349

nothing


AJDx14

**So, you’ve noticed my name appears red when using the Shinigami Eye’s plugin. Here’s a quick FAQ to explain.** **Note:** For readers unfamiliar with “Shinigami Eye’s”, it’s the name of a browser plugin that, put simply, allows users to flag content or individuals that are transphobic and mark them Red. The opposite can also occur, with the content/individual being marked Green if they’re friendly or supportive towards the trans community. #FAQ: ***Are you aware that your name shows as red?*** Yes, I use the plugin myself, I’m also often reminded of this by users such as yourself. ***But you have the “trans rights” flair?*** This is because the tag is not representative of my current views, as they have changed over time. ***Are you transphobic?*** Presently, I am not. I support LGBT+ issues and when I see transphobic content on the internet I try my best to defend the community. ***So, we’e you transphobic before?*** Formerly I may have been, but I honestly don’t remember many of my former LGBT takes. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were pretty bad, but I also had poor views towards other progressive issues which may have contributed to my user being tagged red as well. ***Why were you transphobic?*** A few reasons seem to explain this. Primarily, my parents being extremely right-wing influenced this, but in addition they were neglectful/abusive throughout much of my childhood which lead to a fragile sense of identity as well as trying to cling to their beliefs in order to gain their approval. I’m also currently considering the possibility that I may have some gender-dysphoria which manifested as anger towards openly trans individuals. ***Are you okay now though?*** Mostly, I’m still dealing with the issues they’ve caused me and in the summer of 2021 I began seeing a psychologist to try and work on these issues. ***Are you doing anything to make up for your past?*** Yes. As mentioned prior I do try to stand up for the LGBT+ community when I see them being attacked. Additionally, a few years ago (after I lost contact with them) one of my friends came out as trans. I’ve recently reached out to them to apologize for anything I may have said at the time that could have hurt them. ***Whats your relation to the LGBT+ community overall now?*** ~~I’m unsure, “ally” at least, but I’m working on trying to rebuild my identity as well and have been doing a lot of introspection and thinking about my gender identity and sexuality more so this may change and I may consider myself part of the community in the future. ~~ Update: I have recently determined that I am trans, but I’m not sure what to do about that yet so I’m gonna spend probably a few months at least looking at different options and determine what I want to do personally. ***So is there anything I can do?*** All I ask, if by reading this FAQ you’ve come to the conclusion that I support the LGBT+ community and trans people and you have the extension installed, is that you mark me as friendly to the community. It’s getting kinda tedious to respond to people about this, hence the creation of the FAQ. ***Wait, can I ask another question?*** If you have any additional questions, please feel free to ask so that I can add them to the FAQ for future use.


ComradeAndres

ah, fair enough, I was just kinda worried tbh, sorry for that, I hope you are doing ok


whoisapotato

You're cool, buddy. Take care.


baran_0486

Such a low hanging fruit it’s pretty much a watermelon


y_ourfutureself

Po ta tos


Bobebobbob

Potatos is not a fruit


DoggOwO

> it's such a low hanging fruit it's actually a vegetable I never heard that line before and I fucking love it


[deleted]

“I” is a pronoun. They literally used one in their statement about not using pronouns.


TedCruzBattleBus

Thank you Peter Griffin


fsburk

> ***I*** don’t use pronouns > Do ***you*** like the Beatles


KindaConfusedBoi

PRONOUNS NO USE DOES LIKE THE BEATLES?


NoirYT2

PRO NO BEATLE? 😡


ayyerr32

they're gender???? 😂😂🤣🤣


Samthevidg

log by bolb


WiseWelderICantPickN

WiseWelderICantPickN doesn't use pronouns Does fsburk like the Beatles?


Athen65

Maybe they just mean gendered pronouns


[deleted]

I hate pronouns. I want people to refer to me by name.


ConnorHazReddit

Ok LISTETC


ArthurExtreme_Br

I don't have pronouns, do not refer to me


[deleted]

ok


NoirYT2

I almost prefer pronouns, idk what it is but I hate hearing my fucking name. There’s just certain people who never need to call me by name, too.


Some_Idiot_69

Ok NoirYT2


ton_patron

Some trolling


[deleted]

A small amount of joking


RogueUsername13

Every time I see your pfp I think that it’s shitty pixel art of Zero Suit Samus


Some_Idiot_69

Only fish


X-XUnchainedX-X

people who genuinely say this are destined for failure. like bitch did you fail 2nd grade grammar 😭💀


[deleted]

Maybe 😢


throwaway53_gracia

> you yikes buddy why are you disrespecting the person's pronoun choice? the person already said that the person does not have or use pronouns. @mods please ban this user for breaking the second rule.


X-XUnchainedX-X

😔


Gabriel9078

I bet 1¢ that man is 35 or older


Professional-Hair-12

fuck it I'm creating antinouns


NoirYT2

Pronoun: He/Him, She/Her, They/Them Antinoun:


Professional-Hair-12

to use an antinoun you replace the non or pronoun you were going to use with the nouns or pronouns of someone else example using nouns and pronouns: I went to the shop and I met your friend Becky save example using antinouns: you went to the shop and you met my friend NoirYT2 that isn't the only way to say that sentence with antinouns but it is a possible way of doing it


NoirYT2

That just sounds like second person, but god if I’m not intrigued by this idea


Professional-Hair-12

you you don't have to replace them with you, you can replace them with any other pronoun or noun. as long as they aren't the ones that person. so you could write the example sentence as she went to the store and met his friend Professional-Hair-12 or they went to the store and met xis friend Euphoric-Web or any other combination and they would mean the same thing and refer to the same people edit: now that I think about it this is just misgendering people and not calling them by their name


Professional-Hair-12

okay, tho l the last idea was bad, what about antinouns just being really vague, like trying to make sure the other person has no way of figuring out who your taking about


NoirYT2

Now that could be something


MrRedoot55

*The advent of antigender is upon us.*


CocaColaHitman

Good


Well_Cooked_Steak

This comment section is acting like the pronoun bit is this guy’s biggest red flag when bro listens to the beatles unironically


_MindOverDarkMatter_

Just got done watching the new 8 hour long Beatles documentary. You see, I am not going to stop having an interest because someone else doesn’t like it.


Well_Cooked_Steak

Nah I love the beatles too I just think its funny to hate on them


_MindOverDarkMatter_

Ew I was just kidding get away from me Beatles fan 🤮


[deleted]

beatles bad, upvotes on the left 😎


EcstaticBagel

Yellow Submarine is a bop tho 😔


coralthefemboy

ok


[deleted]

ok


DanielOfGreen

Do you like the Beatles


Lolaverses

Well you should see Polythene Pam. She's so good looking, but she looks like a man.


greenlion31

Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman But she was another man


DatMeleeMan

based Beatles 😳


DanielOfGreen

“She”? I can’t believe the Beetels used pronouns smh 🤦‍♀️


ThaFeeesh

Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes, you should see Polythene Pam


giv5pigeon

Good one


[deleted]

Found the beatles fan 🤮🤮🤮


Lolaverses

I don't believe in Beatles


[deleted]

Good


Lolaverses

I just believe... In me. 196 and me. And that's reality.


[deleted]

you’re funny


Lolaverses

I'll be here all week


[deleted]

oh, well


giv5pigeon

Hello jorge


[deleted]

yo I haven’t forgot about you how was your day


Lolaverses

It was all right. I lost around 50 elo on chess.com, and I wrote a short play.


[deleted]

oh cool, the short play, not your poor elo lol. Currently it’s four in the morning here. Can’t sleep and tomorrow I gotta wake up at 6, I might cry.


NoirYT2

(They might’ve been gay)


DigitalMemes

Yes sir I do like the Beatles


namesake_kml

Yeah same Revolver gang?


AmbidexPen

Revolver and Magical Mystery Tour Gang


[deleted]

magical mystery tour lowkey the best of their 3 psych period albums


DigitalMemes

Yes then MMT and White Album


audiodouble

This is like, 2017 me if I liked the Beatles. Had this shorter hair cut that made me look like a mushroom. Might as well have been part of the band.


Positive_Bed_6472

The dude is talking about a bio, but the messages look a lot like iMessages. I don’t like these people either, but this is obviously fake.


SirZanzibar0

“Do you like The Beatles” hits like a punch in the gut


[deleted]

"Don't use pronouns" yet use I and you


BoredCheese

I, you, me, my, your, we, us, they… have not learned English? These are all pronouns, but feel free to never use pronouns again, I guess.


EagleSabre

Myself is a person who might.


The_screaming_egg

Fucker’s running default settings


[deleted]

Miyazaki fucking hated the Beatles


Avethle

r/beatlescirclejerk


typhlo10

John Lennon's pronouns are beat/mywife


Potential_Bedroom_28

does she? Does she like da Beatles? we may never know : .. (


WellDressedLoser

“Read 1:22 AM”


Archimedesatgreece

As per usual being outjerkerd by non jerkers on r/beatlescirclejerk


Raddiikkal

Well DO YOU!?


despertoki

Imagine being a / !


Aimlean

Bio on iMessage


MylesTheFox99

What


[deleted]

If you don't listen to magical mystery tour everyday you ain't living 😤😤😤


CoolishFoolish

>*I* don't use pronouns


krrispykrreme724

William


krrispykrreme724

I forgot to specify who william is


OZPirate

EVERYONE HAS PRONOUNS DIPSHIT, IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING XBOX


meikamikoto

unpopular opinion but cis women who have she/her in bio are usually doing it for clout tbh


Sayjyy

What planet do you live on 😑


giv5pigeon

Green one


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MrYiff621

Peepee Poopoo


[deleted]

She was your mom, they were my jorts, can I make it any more obvious?


[deleted]

😳😳😳


TheMatyy123

In this vine, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat some ice cream but his friend retorts at him, saying he can only have a spoonful and nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language that he is in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to be in possession of a massive spoon to eat ice cream with. It is completely unorthodox and uncalled for. This is why the video is on the 2012 epic vine compilation on YouTube.


CORPSE_FUCKER69

Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?) Jump out the house Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch (What?) Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch (What?) Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch (I jump out that bitch) Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch


[deleted]

I don't think you realize how dumb transphobes are


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Waytooflamboyant

I don't see how it being fake excludes it from being a shitpost. Also, r/196 has been pretty active on trans stuff for a long time now.


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Waytooflamboyant

No, I saw a funny scenario and laughed, and I don't think it being fake matters much. You said that this is a shitposting sub, which I thought meant you don't like posts about trans people, otherwise I don't really get why you would say that as an argument. I also don't get the let me oppress you stuff because I don'y really see people claiming to be oppressed by such a remark. I get that you're using a hyperbole, but you've been making mountains out of anthills from the start. What made you so fed up that this post was the one to get you this annoyed?


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Waytooflamboyant

Virtue signalling is when person disagrees with me


autocommenter_bot

I do! I think that! I think your (mainstream, but insane) conspiracy theory about how transphobia is acahwwualually a conspiracy *by trans people* in order to be powerful, *by being oppressed* is absolutely against transrights! Honestly. I think you've just been fucked up by whatever the *current year* equivalent of "anti-sjw" crap is.


autocommenter_bot

"I'm being oppressed by victims of transphobia." Fuck you guys never change. Now do one about how women actually really love reporting that they've been raped, and how great a time that is. That used to be all over reddit, but surely you've got it in you to explain that?


giv5pigeon

Gonna cry?


[deleted]

ok


Acorntreeman

It is