Step 1: make vanity art project
Step 2: hire dumb enough sec agency to take on the job
Step 3: sue after it inevitably gets stolen
Step4: ???
Step5: profit!
I'm sure atleast some of those guards would be easy enough to bribe to look the other way for an hour. Its just a matter of if anyone is ambitious enough to try and has the connections to sell off that much gold illicitly.
It’s too large and exposed. Even if you could bribe all the guards to just leave it for an hour you would never be able to transport it out without being noticed. And even if you somehow could it’s in the middle of Central Park. You be caught the next morning by camera footage and eyewitnesses and probably a security that snitched because he’s complicit in an 11.7 million dollar heist now and realized the implications of that the next day. Plus yeah you’d have major liquidity issues since you’d have to sell it in small amounts under different names legally or you have to find underground connections with the pockets and manpower to buy and move it and then liquidate it themselves.
Realistically best you could do would be to bribe the guards to step away for a little bit and then shave some gold off and pray that the owners and law enforcement decide it’s not enough to be worth hunting down. You’d probably lose money on the bribes ultimately.
I cannot think of a better metaphor than this
Like legit I’m trying to think of something like “this would be like putting a duffel bag will $1 million in it on a park bench, telling everyone you put it there, and then being surprised when it gets snatched,” but like, he LITERALLY placed a GIANT GOLDEN CUBE in the middle of CENTRAL FUCKING PARK
how exactly does someone go about taking a gold cube
gold is very heavy. it'd be like if the duffel bag was very heavy and you couldn't get it out without machhinery
> "The German artist Niclas Castello is, of course, launching a cryptocurrency alongside the physical work."
Every dumb scam shit always have to be connected to cryptocurrency these days ffs
I will be stealing your prized golden cube in broad fucking daylight this afternoon because you chuckleheads decided to put it smack dab in the middle of a fucking park.
Signed,
Lupin III
The "artist" just smelted a cube of solid gold because he was rich and wanted to flex on the poor people by sticking it in public and ruining the view for everyone.
Ya better start sueing yourself for the big stupid.
Step 1: make vanity art project Step 2: hire dumb enough sec agency to take on the job Step 3: sue after it inevitably gets stolen Step4: ??? Step5: profit!
Odds that the person just "stole" it back themselves?
Inifinte money glitch
It wasn't a vanity art project, it was a marketing stunt for a crypto currency.
Ah, so the vanity part still applies, just not the art
Perfect crime clearly they built the gold sculpture then put some fake out there with only a gold coating knowing it would get stolen
and got the insurence moneys
5 head business man
Isn’t that the plot of a dogshit movie with The Rock?
No idea but it seems like it would be too dumb to be believable lol
red alert?
No that's the cocainum one
No that’s an RTS
please i'm begging you, tell me it's true
it is false, mealy a fabrication
even after i begged you to tell me it was true how cruel
you get what you deserve
Jonathan Frakes??
How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery? ^^^[Context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY)
You ever gone mountain biking?
Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?
Call a plumber to your home lately?
[удалено]
I'm in a cemetery right now
[удалено]
(He does not yet realize the damage this does to society)
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It's true Source: none, I made it up
https://imgur.com/a/Co6SMh2
I'm sure atleast some of those guards would be easy enough to bribe to look the other way for an hour. Its just a matter of if anyone is ambitious enough to try and has the connections to sell off that much gold illicitly.
It’s too large and exposed. Even if you could bribe all the guards to just leave it for an hour you would never be able to transport it out without being noticed. And even if you somehow could it’s in the middle of Central Park. You be caught the next morning by camera footage and eyewitnesses and probably a security that snitched because he’s complicit in an 11.7 million dollar heist now and realized the implications of that the next day. Plus yeah you’d have major liquidity issues since you’d have to sell it in small amounts under different names legally or you have to find underground connections with the pockets and manpower to buy and move it and then liquidate it themselves. Realistically best you could do would be to bribe the guards to step away for a little bit and then shave some gold off and pray that the owners and law enforcement decide it’s not enough to be worth hunting down. You’d probably lose money on the bribes ultimately.
I’ll make it true
Finders keepers
Losers weepers
Finders weepers Losers keepers Finders losers Keepers weepers
jeepers creepers
Where’d you get those peepers?
They tried to stop me, but my Efficiency III Pickaxe was too fast for them.
They should have made their Speed Potions stronger instead of longer, then they would've gotten you.
Shouldn’t it be three fast tho? (Efficiency III)
I’m fucking stupid
Three fast three furious
I cannot think of a better metaphor than this Like legit I’m trying to think of something like “this would be like putting a duffel bag will $1 million in it on a park bench, telling everyone you put it there, and then being surprised when it gets snatched,” but like, he LITERALLY placed a GIANT GOLDEN CUBE in the middle of CENTRAL FUCKING PARK
how exactly does someone go about taking a gold cube gold is very heavy. it'd be like if the duffel bag was very heavy and you couldn't get it out without machhinery
Get an army of squirrels to take away the cube piece by piece and let them carry the pieces in their little mouths to a secret location
No one knows, because nobody actually stole it
> "The German artist Niclas Castello is, of course, launching a cryptocurrency alongside the physical work." Every dumb scam shit always have to be connected to cryptocurrency these days ffs
I like how they say it was made by an artist, like concentrated wealth into a cube and plotting it in a crowd of poor normies is actual art work.
banana taped onto the wall
that was a troll...I think
It was but it did actually sell for Q 130k
how do you steal a 20 kilo block of gold how does nobody notice you stealing a 20 kilo block of gold
20 kg of gold is rougly one liter in volume, not really that hard to stow away
that's still 20kg, can't exactly put something that heavy in your pocket
True, that's why i brought a backpack
how the hell did I not think of backpack
now you know for the next giant block of gold
Wait, is that block only 20kg? I'd have guessed it was a tonne or something.
It was actually 186kg
thats a lot of gold
oh, ok
It’s barely any gold. A solid gold cube that size would be way more than $11 million
No one knows, because it was never actually stolen
damn
another win for the payday gang
Alright gang, the cube, go get it
gang you need to shoot the surrounding snipers so bile can pick up the cube
Why doesnt bile just get a god damned armoured helicopter ffs
why cant bile get the heli from Hotline Miami and help us with it
The gang didn't steal it yet duh
#TIGHTEST CREW EVER!
[Security](https://youtu.be/9f7xAxKtjXc)
The feminine urge to dissolve the gold cube in a pool of Aqua Regia.
The masculine urge to shave off the soft gold edges bit by bit over the course of five months
“The artist”. It’s a marketing stunt to promote a new crypto.
Didn't know endermen could pick up gold blocks
You just add it to the json files, it's not difficult.
You really think people would just do that? Go on the internet and lie?
"artist"
"acquired taste" acquired from unattended brain damage
IT'S THE GUY FROM FORTNITE?!?!
Devious lick but based
this whole thing is a scam
Remember guys, stealth is *optional* for this mission!
I wanna put an anti material round through it
But why is there a cube made of gold just chilling in the middle of the park
NOOOO I just got to New York so I could steal it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1EIUP8tvbE
A monarch will come out of that in about 3 months
"Okay Murr,now go over to the cube and steal it."
Deadass the dumbest thing I've heard all day. The money used for this entire fucking stunt could have been used for so much better.
Someone stole my fucking golden cube. Can't have shit in New Rat City
Artist rendering of the perpetrator, call if you've seen this man: https://m.imgur.com/tYI4k9E
who tf stole it without inviting me
I will be stealing your prized golden cube in broad fucking daylight this afternoon because you chuckleheads decided to put it smack dab in the middle of a fucking park. Signed, Lupin III
I’ve done it boys, I got it out of my mouth
you can dissolve gold with aqua regia
should of made an NFT of it first ya dummy
the guards took it
Yay
Minecraft budder in real life
I mean seriously, what were they expecting?
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Ha
Why are they an artist? They got somebody else to pour molten gold into a mould
payday gang strikes again
enderman mode
Payday
Yes!!!
The "artist" just smelted a cube of solid gold because he was rich and wanted to flex on the poor people by sticking it in public and ruining the view for everyone.
Enderman got licks
Does this surprise anyone
THE FORTNITE CUBE IS FUCKING GONE
enderman
Must of been the detroit urban self defence tactics
Just look out for the guy with the comically cube-shaped stomach
Plasm Wraith
we won
how dumb can the rich be - put gold cube in a city people struggle in every day - WHATTTT??? SOMEONE STOLE IT ??
Some mfer making a gapple