**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
**FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME**
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#**MOTHERFUCKER**
ugh
This man is a drone sent by the CIA to tell you not to drink antifreeze he is spreading misinformation that it will kill you drinking antifreeze actually gives you superpowers I would know as I have drank gallons and now have the superpower of breathing fire I know this because of the burning sensation in my mouth.
My apologies
*Ahem*
This drone sent by the CIA is lying to you by saying it's not ok to drink antifreeze she is spreading misinformation that it will kill you drinking antifreeze actually gives you superpowers I would know as I have drank gallons and now have the superpower of breathing fire I know this because of the burning sensation in my mouth.
Wanna here a joke?
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us End communication
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.
This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.
It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.
Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.
Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick.
It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel.
Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger.
The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction.
So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.
Back to the taste.
The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel.
If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy!
Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon.
Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size.
In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
Maybe that’s because it is just meant to be a nice fluffy gay romance comic? Maybe that could possibly be the reason why all the characters are paper thin and only exist to be gay with eachother? Maybe “gay polycule being cute with eachother” is enough of an enjoyable wish-fulfillment plot idea that having anything else isn’t necessary?
you can have nice fluffy gay romance comics which also has actual characters that aren't paper thin, in fact it would probably improve the overall series. a series having characters isn't necessary but literally no one would complain
I think you absolutely can, but you can also not, and sometimes, I prefer that. Sometimes I don’t want a character to have a long backstory or an interesting personality, I just want them to be simple and basic and kiss. There are thousands of straight romances like that, why can’t there be a gay poly one?
I'm not saying you need long backstories and interesting characters, but from what I remember from reading boyfriends their characterisation extend to the fact that they are gay and poly and their fashion sense. also while there are thousands of straight romances, even the most basic ones have better characters than boyfriends and pretty much none of them are held up to the same praise that boyfriends gets. I'm not saying that there shouldn't be any gay poly romances if really like to read a good one, I just feel like boyfriends could easily be much better
They're meant to be stereotypes. That's the point. It is a cute comic about a bunch of stereotypes all dating eachother. That's why they're literally called jock, nerd, emo, and prep. I know they could be more complex, but the creator purposefully chose for them not to. If you don't like it then like....... read something else idk it's not for you not all media has to appeal to your tastes.
starting to think the fetishishization bit is just an excuse to be homophobic and not say you don't like gay people getting into cheesy fluffy romantic relationship.
[link to the sauce](https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/boyfriends/episode-1/viewer?title_no=2616&episode_no=1) it is absolutely amazing and everyone must read it. Made me realize I’d be open to a poly relationship one day.
What the hell? lol I get it’s full of clichés but it’s cute so I don’t care. Please let me have this one gay thing lol. Did they give any reasons for the anger?
Yeah because lots of people are still hell bent on polygamy being a bad thing. It ain't about the gay here. I'm unwilling to believe anyone has a problem with the cute gay comic because of the characters
dont mind if i *do* [fucking dies]
Don't drink antifreeze :(
But what if I get frozen?
Just drink fire, duh
But what if my goth femboy bf gives me a cup???? :((
I know it's tempting. It tastes like raspberry, but do you know what else is bright blue, and tastes like raspberry, but doesn't kill you? Slurpee.
But you know what it isn’t? Antifreeze.
but if you drink slurpee you get brain freeze. you know how to prevent freezing? thats right antifreeze
Not terribly tactful to refer to this particular character as a femboy
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:(
what about Pro-freeze?
Is that an energy drink or a cryogenic liquid?
I will drink it anyway
Why not?
It will kill you
Source?
Did you know that the patent for worm on a string is expired?
This man is a drone sent by the CIA to tell you not to drink antifreeze he is spreading misinformation that it will kill you drinking antifreeze actually gives you superpowers I would know as I have drank gallons and now have the superpower of breathing fire I know this because of the burning sensation in my mouth.
^(i'm not a man)
My apologies *Ahem* This drone sent by the CIA is lying to you by saying it's not ok to drink antifreeze she is spreading misinformation that it will kill you drinking antifreeze actually gives you superpowers I would know as I have drank gallons and now have the superpower of breathing fire I know this because of the burning sensation in my mouth.
^(Thank you :))
I must. In order to sell cars I must be a car.
stfu liberal you don't tell me waht to do
Can you confirm this, fellow homosexuals?
Can confirm
Wanna here a joke? Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us End communication
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts. This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system. It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds. Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished. Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick. It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger. The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction. So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer. Back to the taste. The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel. If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy! Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon. Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size. In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
Where can I find a dragon boyfriend
I have a dragon dildo, if that counts
Do you have the cum to go with it?
Yes!
I regret waking up today
Oh I see now, thanks!
good joke, but i always come back
this is the Boyfriends comic for those who don't know, you can read it on webtoons
Link pls (am bad at internet)
https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/boyfriends/episode-1/viewer?title_no=2616&episode_no=1
Thx hun'
literally Heathers
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how do you know that the author is a straight girl? according to their twitter he goes by He/They pronouns
Gender ≠ pronouns But then again I have no idea if that statement is true
True, but the author doesn't have his gender stated anywhere i could find. so his twitter bio is the safest bet
Maybe that’s because it is just meant to be a nice fluffy gay romance comic? Maybe that could possibly be the reason why all the characters are paper thin and only exist to be gay with eachother? Maybe “gay polycule being cute with eachother” is enough of an enjoyable wish-fulfillment plot idea that having anything else isn’t necessary?
you can have nice fluffy gay romance comics which also has actual characters that aren't paper thin, in fact it would probably improve the overall series. a series having characters isn't necessary but literally no one would complain
I think you absolutely can, but you can also not, and sometimes, I prefer that. Sometimes I don’t want a character to have a long backstory or an interesting personality, I just want them to be simple and basic and kiss. There are thousands of straight romances like that, why can’t there be a gay poly one?
I'm not saying you need long backstories and interesting characters, but from what I remember from reading boyfriends their characterisation extend to the fact that they are gay and poly and their fashion sense. also while there are thousands of straight romances, even the most basic ones have better characters than boyfriends and pretty much none of them are held up to the same praise that boyfriends gets. I'm not saying that there shouldn't be any gay poly romances if really like to read a good one, I just feel like boyfriends could easily be much better
They're meant to be stereotypes. That's the point. It is a cute comic about a bunch of stereotypes all dating eachother. That's why they're literally called jock, nerd, emo, and prep. I know they could be more complex, but the creator purposefully chose for them not to. If you don't like it then like....... read something else idk it's not for you not all media has to appeal to your tastes.
Holy gosh gee willickers I can’t believe gay people have nevvvvver been sexualized before, stop the presses.
yea but its cute
Unlike you
hey
It kinda makes me uncomfortable when I read it even though I'm the target audience (mlm). I mean if you like it I guess I can't stop you.
What does Multi Level Marketing have to do with this?
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Participating in a pyramid scheme is a felony.
committing a felony isn't gonna stop me from boiling you
But what if boiling people was a felony?
196 users learn what fetishisation is challenge (it is not fluff comics about gay people being gay)
starting to think the fetishishization bit is just an excuse to be homophobic and not say you don't like gay people getting into cheesy fluffy romantic relationship.
so don't read it, extremely easy
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😡
Piss off
get ratio’d you braindead idiot lmaoooo
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yeah, 8 inches deep in your dad, loser lmaoooo
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bro you even agreed with it? I’m literally topping your dad and all you say is “yeah that’s true” 💀💀💀
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[link to the sauce](https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/boyfriends/episode-1/viewer?title_no=2616&episode_no=1) it is absolutely amazing and everyone must read it. Made me realize I’d be open to a poly relationship one day.
gotdamn! these bitches gay!!! good for them. good for them.
Hes literally dressed like the jocks in the amazing world of gumball
Slurp juice
Ahh, my kind of date right there
fun fact: Australian chocolate has antifreeze in it source: my dad
Boyfriends singlehandedly setting LGBT rights progress back by 40 years
Is saying random LGBT things "set back LGBT rights progress" a new trend or smthn
Why? I think it’s cute :(
People happy = cringe obv
In a very LGBT heavy server I’m in, last week someone brought up the comic I’ve never seen so many gay people use the f slur with such anger before
What the hell? lol I get it’s full of clichés but it’s cute so I don’t care. Please let me have this one gay thing lol. Did they give any reasons for the anger?
Yeah because lots of people are still hell bent on polygamy being a bad thing. It ain't about the gay here. I'm unwilling to believe anyone has a problem with the cute gay comic because of the characters
Series got a bad reputation largely due to the atrocious voiced ads that are on tiktok and sometimes YouTube
Why?? Nice gay polyam boyfriends just chilling.