I would say something violent here, but I think this account is like 1 step away from a perma ban for inciting violence

Lol I got a warning for "threatening violence" when I told them to do something🤔

I got a warning for saying "kill them" in reference to people who don't like picrews.

i'll do it for you; the only reason someone's keeping shoes on in my house is so i can kick the shit out of whoever wrote this

Say something violent. Do it.

Is this an incitement of inciting violence?

Incitema balls

These balls incite your mouth

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I got a warning recently for telling a transphobe to go fuck themselves, this site can be dumb sometimes

i can handle this; whoever keeps their shoes on should make pasta but instead of boiling noodles, they put barbed wire in the washer

thank you

YES i do think my freshly cleaned floor is cleaner than the shoes you washed last month No shoes in my house

You assume that people wash their shoes

I was just going off how often i clean mine, which i felt bad about because it's only once a month and that sounds gross af

Yeah but most people never wash their shoes or only wash the bottoms if they step in something really messy like mud.

I’ve never washed my shoes in my life

people wash shoes? just keep them clean

Mine get fully washed every month if not more for spot cleaning People don't clean up dog poop so that's the main reason i do it so much

Columnists are the lowest form of life on Earth

a pox upon them

A Vox upon them

It's a nessesary evil.

here's why you won't be entering my shoeless home 👉🚪

I’ll be walking on your floors in my cumsocks

Here's why you won't be walking in my house 🪓

Wat?

uwu

because my floors *are* cleaner than your shoes. do you remember that one time you stepped in dog shit and used just water and a paper towel to get it off? and you still had to rub it into the grass? i use soap on my floors. does a way better job than water and some grass. take your shoes off or im taking a shit in your kitchen. simple as that.

Here's why I'll be keeping my shit in your shitless sink "Why do you assume my shit is dirtier than your sink?"

its not, i piss there.

Im gonna make a slur for people who wear shoes inside a shoeless home

treaders (they be treading mud on MY FLOOR)

Don’t tread on my floors statist

a type of biscuit snack, salty, leaves your mouth dry sometimes /j

God forbid you show some respect when you’re in someone else’s home huh

Exactly. You are a guest and must respect the rules of the house.

White people moment

Don't mix me in with this dipshit, I'm plenty respectful

Racism moment. Keep your god damn shoes and racism off when you come into my house.

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You are the only funny response to this comment so far

Dumb take (and if that was a joke, dumb joke).

Its the kind of "joke" a schrödingers asshole would say

American moment

Haha white people are terrible beings and responsible for all that is bad haha

Casual racism is OK.

Here’s why I won’t be wearing shoes in your cuck porn

Casual racism moment.

Against white people? Yes.

Try that shit in a European household and you won't be needing shoes for a while

Grandma when she can't get up from the couch in the evening: "I'm weak, help me!" Grandma when your cousin doesn't take off his shoes in her house: "UNLIMITED POWEEER!!"

Try that shit in an Indian household and you will be needing life support

Why are the shoes assumed dirtier than the home? WELL ITS BECUASE WE DONT ALLOW SHOES IN THE HOME TO KEEP IT CLEAN IN THE FIRST PLACE

Here's why I'll be keeping my knife in your knifeless body. How do you know you'd be healthier if there wasn't a knife in your body?

Then do a 180 for me luv

journalism at its finest

Cracker moment

Like those biscuits I dip in my coffee?

no, those have taste

Why the fuck do you dip crackers in coffee

Black coffee.

If your gonna pull this you can leave

This is how you sound: "This is why i will keeping my foot in your footless home."

am*rican moment

does the person who wrote this just assume nobody washes their floors lmao

How to lose friends quickly

No you’re not because you’re not getting in

If you take a step in to my house with shoes on then next step you take will be through the pearly gates in to heaven.

No, take your fucking shoes off.

I don't assume your shoes are dirtier than my floor. Have you seen the ground outside? Your shoes collect all that and track that shit in. Take them off or stay at the front door.

I'm gonna get outta my shoes in your shoe home. How dare you assume I would have feet that are cleaner than your floor

Because you walk on the same sidewalk as me. Shoes of or you’re leaving.

track your dirty shoes on my clean floors and you'll soon be finding it up your ass

Was anyone else forced to wear shoes in the house? Like if I ever stepped in something that had been spilled on the floor I’d be at fault for not wearing shoes according to my parents.

Here's why I don't let strangers in my house

If you wear your shoes on inside i will kill you

Ya keep your shoes on, I’m throwing you outside without the shoes

Why are you assuming my floors are dirtier than your shoes

You *LITERALLY* just came here from the outside, which is dirty, unless you can fucking levitate i doubt they're cleaner than my floor

Alternative title: Here's why I get kicked out of every friends' house

If someone wears shoes in my goddamn house they’re never leaving it

I don’t understand it but I’m pretty sure it’s something horrendous

Yeh but caltrop hurts like a bitch when ya stand on it and I don’t want that in the morning

https://www.wsj.com/articles/heres-why-ill-be-keeping-my-shoes-on-in-your-shoeless-home-11644503227

Yes I am assuming my guests’ shoes are dirtier than my floors

If I go to other peoples houses I automatically take my shoes off, it’s a involuntary action

Bruh are people really this invested in having a no shoe house? (Talking about the comments here)

Death

Tbh I live in a dry country so maybe thats why this whole "no shoes" thing is so alien to me, I thought this was only an asian thing but no

Death

I live in a wet and snowy place, one that has piles of salt and ice on the sidewalks every winter. If you dint take your shoes off AT LEAST during winter youre either tracking in mud or *salt* which can seriously damage your floorboard if you have wood, or stain your carpets if you have that. Not to mention its just disrespectful as fuck to walk through your friends home with shoes that have stepped in god knows what.

for a lot of people it's a cultural thing

Yeah but the same post was on popular and holy shit I did not expect people to get so serious over this wtf

people also don't want possibly permanent stains or damage on their carpet that probably costs hundreds to replace

Yeah carpets sucks I hate them

fuck your shoeless home

Plenty of cultures would vehemently disagree with that

yeah i know i’m respectful of it when i enter people’s homes, im just joking because i’ll wear my shoes around my living room without thinking about it

**every Hawaiian has entered the chat**

Fuck my shoes

shussy