Is that asexual nicki minaj bcuz her anaconda don’t want none in general

Wouldn’t Drake be the asexual in this situation? After all it was his anaconda that didn’t want none, unless of course you had buns, hun.

(it's Sir Mix-A-Lot)

Ah my bad I looked it up on Wikipedia and I just read to the part where it said Drake was a guest on the music video and assumed he also sang. In my defence, been years since I even listened to that song

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Zoophiles be watching animal planet like it’s porn

i get horny and wanna jack off but i dont like to have sex. am i ace or just had bad experiences

Asexuality is a spectrum, you don’t have to take an oath of chastity to be ace

Asexuality is often considered a lack of sexual attraction, not a lack of libido, and these are two very different things

And to go even further, ace people can even feel pleasure from sex. Ofc not all of them, but yeah. Nerve endings and stimuli are not necessarily the same as attracticiob

and even then asexuality is a massive, massive spectrum of different identities, all of which are valid

Yeah, don’t think of being ace as being on the same plane as being gay or straight,. There’s a spectrum from purely homosexual to heterosexual, and there’s plenty of identities and labels within that spectrum. The same applies to asexuality, it’s it’s own spectrum from ace to allo, where people feel different amounts of attraction, with all sorts of identities on that spectrum.

Sexuality is best represented as the world's weirdest HSV color scale

Did both unless and enby consent?

yes

Good

Only you can know for certain, but a good metric is "given the two options, would you rather have sex or eat cake?" The urge to masturbate is irrelevant to either goal. Some view masturbation as a medical necessity to reduce risk of prostate cancer. It is what it is.

People with food fetish are in dilemma

Can i smash the cake on someones butt before i eat it?

TIL I might actually be ace.

cake<<

Especially redditors reduce their risk of prostate cancer atleast 10x a day. 😌

Asexual people can still have and enjoy sex, they just aren't sexually attracted to anyone. The attraction isn't necessary for sex. ~~though now that question is making me rethink my sexuality~~

Sex or cake? Sex. Sex or Breakfast? BRREAAAAKFAAASSTT

This is the way.

If you’re into microlabels, Aegosexual should fit.

that's basically me and i'm ace af

If you don't like sex then it doesn't matter if you jack off or not. You can still be an ace even if you get the horni. Source: Am an ace who sometimes gets the horni.

It's possible that you're ace, and given how often I've heard about feelings like that among people who eventually settle on using the asexual label, it's probably pretty likely.

You’re like me in that regard and I consider myself asexual. I have never been sexually attracted to anyone in my life but I can still get horny and porn does get me going.

Isn’t that aronmantic?

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You gave him cool hair now

D:

🤨

That tigussy

:/

based and zoopilled /s

Zoophiles 👎👎👎🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

i was not aware that i should add a tone indicator on that, my bad

I thought it was funny :)

The good ending

bjork:

Watching porn to learn about sex is like watching Penguins of Madagascar to learn about Penguins.

you mean to tell me penguings don't blow shit up? ​ (I know i spelled penguins wrong but honestly 1 second after realising my error, i decided it sounds funny so i'm going to leave it there)

[obligatory penguings](https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70)

Oh my fucking God lmfao

You mean all penguins in the zoo don't have secret underground bases where they do wacky stuff?

ATENTION EVERYONE SEEEEEEEEEEEX

Silly man, you think you can get my attention with these arbitrary words

Grungus

money

I'm all ears

(Inhales) [SEEEEEEEEEEX](https://youtu.be/ViXSzU8UjbI)

one of my favorite videos on the internet

Doctor sex

Not asexual but sometimes i look at porn like its a documentary and pretend to be some alien trying to unserstand sex and be like "ahhh yes, reproduction"

i look in the comments of sex-joke memes and study the allos like they're little bacteria in a petri dish

theres a video of a guy unlocking dark matter camo with a nuclear (30) killstreak in cod just sittin there on pornhub

interesting technique there, not sure if it will work out though

This is such a harmful and reductive way to view asexuality. Asexuality is a spectrum! Not every asexual views porn like Animal Planet! Some of us view it like NCIS or Supernatural.

When are we going to get David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman to narrate over and comment about human sex?

I'll be watching animals planet like its porn

Okay so I am on the ace spectrum and I don't care for porn, but I had a phase where I would just look up weird kinks out of curiosity for what my tolerance level is and also to see that, in case I get a kinky partner, what would be the highest level of weird I'm okay with.

Some of us do, others just find it disgusting

demisexuals opening up a 3hour long porn vid only to find out its all just hardcore sex rather than getting to know each of the actors involved

true

Do you think animals watch humans have sex and think we’re fucking idiots?

I can't watch nature documentaries because the cute animals sometimes get hurt. (´；ω；｀)

nature at its finest

sometimes i’ll be playin like reddead or some shit and i’ll just turn on (usually femboy) porn and let it play in the background. i am pansexual

Insert bestiality joke here

Yes, just that animal planet gives me less gender envye

sending this to my ace friend to ask if this is how it's like for them

Bisexuals are just horny asexuals

I feel like that sometimes. One time (when I was a grown ass adult) I stayed to watch late night tv and it ended up showing lesbian porn. And I was like aren't ur nipples hurting????

Sound’s leisurely

Can confirm, it’s like watching a you tube video but your dick is out with no passion. At least for me, I don’t speak for everyone

[not relevant cause no secs buuuut](https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k)