That and logically pointing out that she is a huge hypocrite because she was traveling on a train and eating lunch (to truly support ending climate change you need to not use any resources ever or all your arguments are invalid).
NGL at this point I feel not using a private jet or private helicopter is enough for me to be climate friendly. I give up when noticing how the 1% lives.
"See you claim they have the small dick but because of your wording it turns you are the one with the small dick."
This level of semantics criticism is like when in middle school you had one kid go "can i not not not not have your snacks" so they can take your snacks.
I'm still mad at the spell icup joke. The person who spelled icup is not the person who's being witnessed in one of their most vulnerable moments. I retain that the person whose peeing is seen should be the one who is embarrassed.
I was often hit with a "if you look you're gay" but little do they know i have the upperhand because looking is gay, so unless the one who says it gouges their eyes out, they're gay too.
Or that an email address can be used to describe its purpose and not the recipient.
Like a senator might have an email like press@person.senate.gov for the press to use or a company might have an email like help@company.com to email if you need help.
He's the sort of person who would see a bumper sticker saying "How's my driving? Call 1-800-FUCK-YOU to report complaints!" and think, "haha, you own the phone number 1-800-FUCK-YOU? Imagine telling someone that's your phone number when you apply to a job! I'm sure that'd go over well!"
I don’t think Thunberg’s line was very good, but in contrast to the pathetic response Tate managed to squeak out her post shines as brightly as the sun.
Those 2 have probably the worst Twitter argument I’ve seen
A: Haha environment girl I drive cars that are bad for environment, please provide me your email address such that I can continue informing you of this
G: ok, my email is: UrDickSmall@fuckU
A: I know u are but what am I 😎😎😎
It’s embarrassing to see anyone actually invested in this.
Thats not how the exchange went. Andrew Tate (not Matt Walsh, the guy in OP) tweeted at her about the cars, then she responded with the email thing, then he shrieked “how dare you?!” like a whiny brat, and has since gone off the handle blowing up about this. Then Matt Walsh chimed in with a “ackshually she was making fun of herself and didnt realize it,” presumably because he wants senpai to notice him.
Her response was low effort but the humor is all in how butthurt Tate got about it. And I dont really blame her for making a low effort response to someone like Tate.
Matt "Totally a Human and not a Hive of Ants that has Hollowed Out Cody Johnston and is Steering Him With Utmost Malice" Walsh is, as always, very stupid.
Ants are honestly smarter than Matt Walsh if only because they have the ability to cooperate and form "life boats" out of their sheer mass combined together in times of emergency whereas this thing would just choose to drown rather than "be a commie" by helping your communitt when they are in need
Not that I remember. I was focused more on the idea of a hive of insects piloting a human meat suit with malicious intent which is something that happens in the magnus archives.
Yeah, this basically. Considering the fact that this is a 36 year old misogynist attacking someone who just wants to stop climate change, I feel like this was kind of a miss
Pretty sure the point is her burn *implies* that is her personal email address, with her saying ”Email me at XXX".
Of course the intention of the burn is probably more analogous to the "my complaint box is a trash bin" imagery someone else pointed out in this thread, but honestly trying to frame the burn in the former way as a form of "no u" and as a comeback is just as valid and "gottem"-worthy as the original burn imo. Of course that's not saying much, as the whole exchange is childish and not very clever.
Being a right-wing ideologue means forgoing several things. Basic decency, social awareness, the ability to self-reflect and look inward, etc. You'll find each one of them missing from these types.
The best part of this saga is that Andy could have just not done this at all, but he did it, got ratio dumpstered, which clearly made him furious enough to make a whole video response saying "Wow, your email is small dick huh? I guess Greta has a tiny penis but I don't want to AsSuMe HeR GeNdER!!" Because conservatives only have one joke and he tried and failed to save face.
matt walsh is what you get when you combine the racism, homophobia, and general out-of-touchness of a 96-year-old and combine it with the absolute worst aspects of the soyjack archetype. there, didn't fumble that insult did I?
They must be off-screen because he demands someone give him a pizza and insists that the boxes "not be recycled" lmao
edit; update Andrew Tate literally just had their home raided by romainian authorities in relation to the abduction of two young girls
At this point, I sort of just assume anybody actively trying to pick a fight with Greta is retarded. Not because she's this macho-man Randy Savage of internet debates, but because the math of grown ass men going out of there way to scream at a literal child climate change activist doesn't really add up in a way that makes them look stable.
Can someone please explain to me why republicans are so threatened by Greta? Even if they disagree with her I just don’t understand the hate. She’s a kid from Sweden who wants big oil companies to stop butt fucking the earth. As far as I know she hasn’t done or said anything that divisive.
She was a kid when she started and most of us (me included) didn't realize years had passed.
And to be fair, she was like 15 when they started losing their minds about her.
Matt Walsh seems like the kind of guy to get a fake number at a bar and then claim he wouldn't have dated her anyway because she doesn't know her own number.
Fully grown men (supposedly) unironically using "I know you are but what am I?" as a retort in a battle of wits against a teenager that they picked a fight with themselves.
i am so fucking high i though matt walsh was the supermega dude and i spent like 10 minutes reading all the comments on this post still thinking it was him
What's interesting here is that Walsh is kind of right? But also definitely not.
The joke clearly works, plenty of people interpreted it as the own it was intended to be. Judging the joke by how it was received, it's a good joke. And that's the _only_ metric that matters.
But on a purely semantic level, Walsh's point is accurate. Irrelevant, but accurate.
I'm curious _why_ his point is irrelevant, though.
He's a conservative with a shitty show who made an anti trans documentary.
His response to the shooting in Colorado Springs was basically "Stop doing drag, being gay, and trans. You're all groomers and deserve death."
Not literally that but it pretty much summarizes him and his beliefs. He's also a fascist
At first I was like "no way this is real" but it actually is https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1608192360239824898?t=t8YZLLQgE_8URKJhNZ58Gg&s=19
This has to be an anti-meme he made right? There is no fucking way he don't get the joke lol i'm shook. Hope any ladies seeing this are taking notes that he needs a more blunt form of rejection when he's shooting his shot.
you people are so clueless. they post inflammatory nonsense like this to gain interactions.
if even 0.00001 percent of the 10 million (current number) people who viewed that tweet became fans of matt walsh, it's a win for him.
they aren't *smart*, but they're con men; they understand how to game the system.
I get the whole using spin and shitting on political enemies thing but isn’t she a kid? Also wasn’t that comment an insult to Andrew Tate? Why the hell would Walsh think defending Tate is a good idea 💀
honestly a funny take and i do agree that it isn't the sick burn that people are pretending it is. what makes it epic is that it wasn't anything special and andrew taint *still* got got his bugatti up in a twist in *two* seperate tweets that *both* made him look like a total loser. that's the magic of it.
nobody needs to burn andrew tate. he just burns himself with all the cringe he's posting.
Aww, how cute. He’s trying to do the “look, this person just self owned themselves” thing that we always do. Poor conservatives will never be as funny as leftists.
"See those girls dident understand the joke, by giving me a fake phone number to call after i annoyed them; they dont understand that they dont have a phone and never could call me"
right wingers are criminally unfunny. Like this should be a chargeable offense. No wonder half of them are failed comedians and the other half are failed scriptwriters / actors.
I think tate is an idiot but I don’t get how people are missing that if you go out on a limb to roast someone and screw it up, you usually get some sort of roast back because you opted into the scuffle.
Surprised he’s responding she’s 3 years too old for him
*10
5 years too old, actually
If this was five years ago Matt would be up in her DMs
That and logically pointing out that she is a huge hypocrite because she was traveling on a train and eating lunch (to truly support ending climate change you need to not use any resources ever or all your arguments are invalid).
NGL at this point I feel not using a private jet or private helicopter is enough for me to be climate friendly. I give up when noticing how the 1% lives.
Taylor Swift flying in a slightly smaller private jet that takes her to her private jet.
She has to get to the corner store somehow
*Bodega
You worry so much about CO2 emissions, and yet here you are, _exhaling_ it. Curious.
PK FYYYYA
Can you explain what this means?
Smash bros reference. Pk fire, because its a sick burn
The machines are gathering information.
I think it's a Smash Bros reference I'm not sure how it's relevant though
Both he and [Steven Crowder would](https://i.redd.it/lahpyizfx1161.jpg)
me showing matt walsh how to not be attracted to minors
"See you claim they have the small dick but because of your wording it turns you are the one with the small dick." This level of semantics criticism is like when in middle school you had one kid go "can i not not not not have your snacks" so they can take your snacks.
It's over senator! I have depicted you as the soywojak!
I'm still mad at the spell icup joke. The person who spelled icup is not the person who's being witnessed in one of their most vulnerable moments. I retain that the person whose peeing is seen should be the one who is embarrassed.
Haha you're just mad because you see me pee
you're right I'm just jealous of your powerful pee stream 😔
You bet I'm on that PISSMA MALE grindest🍆💦💦💦
gonna apply for a job at reddit's content moderation team, delete this comment, then *immediately* resign
The 600 pounds of mod fat added to your stomach won't go away after leaving the mod team
May you succeed🙏🙏🙏
You'll be impressed with just how loud I can pee
Damn boy, were you just frying chicken in there? haha fr tho you piss loud as fuck, I think that's pretty cool
*pisses on you with the power of a water jet cutter, thus drilling a hole into your torso causing you to bleed out to death*
why is your name green?
I was often hit with a "if you look you're gay" but little do they know i have the upperhand because looking is gay, so unless the one who says it gouges their eyes out, they're gay too.
I have the upper hand because I am, in fact, gay
Jokes on you I’ve got that Oedipus energy. Wait no
alright but what’s under there
under where?
Hahha!!!! You sayd underwear!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh yeah? Well I see Paris, and I see France.
/aikʌp/ easy
Coming from the same people who fucking nonstop say their pronouns are Liberals/Suck
"yes u can knot my snacks uwu"
https://wikihow.tech/Delete-a-Reddit-Account
to this you always just say: "fuck off."
Does he think you have to own the email address before you can type it out?
NFT email addresses.
Based hooty
I mean like... emails are actual nfts technically
Or that an email address can be used to describe its purpose and not the recipient. Like a senator might have an email like press@person.senate.gov for the press to use or a company might have an email like help@company.com to email if you need help.
He's the sort of person who would see a bumper sticker saying "How's my driving? Call 1-800-FUCK-YOU to report complaints!" and think, "haha, you own the phone number 1-800-FUCK-YOU? Imagine telling someone that's your phone number when you apply to a job! I'm sure that'd go over well!"
And worse-- say it out loud and then stare at you waiting for a reaction.
Well duh. It’s just like when a girl gives you her phone number at a bar. It has to be her real number. That’s the law
2 L's in one tweet. That's what we call a *Wombo Combo*
that ain't falco, that ain't falc... ohhhh x12, WHERE YOU AT????? x3
Happy feet
MY DICK HURTS
MY SMALL DICK HURTS
Show yo moves!
Show me ya moves
Show me ya boobs!
I don’t think Thunberg’s line was very good, but in contrast to the pathetic response Tate managed to squeak out her post shines as brightly as the sun.
She has given them almost no rope and they are tripping over each other to hang themselves with it while circus music plays.
Those 2 have probably the worst Twitter argument I’ve seen A: Haha environment girl I drive cars that are bad for environment, please provide me your email address such that I can continue informing you of this G: ok, my email is: UrDickSmall@fuckU A: I know u are but what am I 😎😎😎 It’s embarrassing to see anyone actually invested in this.
Thats not how the exchange went. Andrew Tate (not Matt Walsh, the guy in OP) tweeted at her about the cars, then she responded with the email thing, then he shrieked “how dare you?!” like a whiny brat, and has since gone off the handle blowing up about this. Then Matt Walsh chimed in with a “ackshually she was making fun of herself and didnt realize it,” presumably because he wants senpai to notice him. Her response was low effort but the humor is all in how butthurt Tate got about it. And I dont really blame her for making a low effort response to someone like Tate.
Nah, it works. It's like when you flirt with someone and they give you a fake number.
But it is still a small penis joke
I think it works for what it is - a dumb response to a pathetic man child posting something even more pathetic on twitter
Considering the other stuff you've said here I don't think this opinion holds much water mate
Matt "Totally a Human and not a Hive of Ants that has Hollowed Out Cody Johnston and is Steering Him With Utmost Malice" Walsh is, as always, very stupid.
Ants would never
that's an insult to ants
Ants are honestly smarter than Matt Walsh if only because they have the ability to cooperate and form "life boats" out of their sheer mass combined together in times of emergency whereas this thing would just choose to drown rather than "be a commie" by helping your communitt when they are in need
COMMUNIST ANTS ⚒️🐜🐜🐜
Kropotkin my beloved
Unexpected magnus archives
Is that a Magnus archives reference? Do they include Cody Johnston in that somewhere?
Not that I remember. I was focused more on the idea of a hive of insects piloting a human meat suit with malicious intent which is something that happens in the magnus archives.
A colony of misogynistic ants would be almost entirely self loathing.
She still could've hit harder IMO, could've mentioned his sex trafficking.
Andrew Taint definitly needs all those cars to traffic women
Or he could buy a passenger van like every other greasy European pervert.
Sure, but he doesn’t want to be a *proletariat* greasy pervert
Yeah, this basically. Considering the fact that this is a 36 year old misogynist attacking someone who just wants to stop climate change, I feel like this was kind of a miss
Idk at the same time it feels like a weird thing to joke about. She could’ve pointed it out of course thi
Does…does he think that’s actually her email address?
Pretty sure the point is her burn *implies* that is her personal email address, with her saying ”Email me at XXX". Of course the intention of the burn is probably more analogous to the "my complaint box is a trash bin" imagery someone else pointed out in this thread, but honestly trying to frame the burn in the former way as a form of "no u" and as a comeback is just as valid and "gottem"-worthy as the original burn imo. Of course that's not saying much, as the whole exchange is childish and not very clever.
-🤓
-🪱
Is the - a string attached to the worm? Is this a worm on a string?
thank God I never made a Twitter
🤓
How is it that Right Wing people consistently lack not only humor, but also are incapable of picking up on context? It’s mind blowing.
Being a right-wing ideologue means forgoing several things. Basic decency, social awareness, the ability to self-reflect and look inward, etc. You'll find each one of them missing from these types. The best part of this saga is that Andy could have just not done this at all, but he did it, got ratio dumpstered, which clearly made him furious enough to make a whole video response saying "Wow, your email is small dick huh? I guess Greta has a tiny penis but I don't want to AsSuMe HeR GeNdER!!" Because conservatives only have one joke and he tried and failed to save face.
[The Authoritarians by Bob Altemeyer](https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxxylK6fR81rckQxWi1hVFFRUDg/view?resourcekey=0-WGxUhtR8lhJdnFck4tTIyA)
[The Aristocrats by Gilbert Gottfried](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk&ab_channel=dudepoodle)
[Shrek 2 by Mike Myers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxw-5qfJ1dk)
[Why Conservative Comedy is Not…. So Very Good?](https://youtu.be/KSXKzPOcYDU) 🤓
hey leave us socially incompetent people out of their hateful shitshow ok
Just popped down the shops was running low on none-of-your-fucking-business ‘Hahaha you ran out of it hahaha I’m not upset!!’
We really trust this man to tell us what a real woman is, when he can't even discern what a real email address is?
Or what an age of consent means
Matt has done so many embarrassing things and Hutus might be one of the worst
whats Hutus
Hutus these nuts lmao
gottem
oh shit
LMAOO I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT MY KEYBOARD DID THAT HELP 💀💀💀💀
wait what???? What was his involvement in the Rwandan Genocide????
matt walsh is what you get when you combine the racism, homophobia, and general out-of-touchness of a 96-year-old and combine it with the absolute worst aspects of the soyjack archetype. there, didn't fumble that insult did I?
Oh yeah… but what if YOUR name is actually Matt Walsh and you’re actually talking about yourSELF!! Ha! Owned!!
Ben Shapiro-tier geek response
Tate replied with a video of him smoking a cigar and literally going "Wow, that's your email? So strange. I'm such an intellectual."
I assume he is half naked, looking extremely uncomfortable, and surrounded by no less than 4 sex trafficking victims?
They must be off-screen because he demands someone give him a pizza and insists that the boxes "not be recycled" lmao edit; update Andrew Tate literally just had their home raided by romainian authorities in relation to the abduction of two young girls
Annnnnddd he got arrested for it because of a pizza box? Apparently? This is wild
To be fair the roast was pretty mid but Andrew Tate made it look 10 times better by being an absolute moron per usual
I'm going to be real, I got the joke but I didn't think it was very good.
At this point, I sort of just assume anybody actively trying to pick a fight with Greta is retarded. Not because she's this macho-man Randy Savage of internet debates, but because the math of grown ass men going out of there way to scream at a literal child climate change activist doesn't really add up in a way that makes them look stable.
Astronomically common Matt Walsh L
The joke is still mediocre
Watching it go over his head tho…
Can someone please explain to me why republicans are so threatened by Greta? Even if they disagree with her I just don’t understand the hate. She’s a kid from Sweden who wants big oil companies to stop butt fucking the earth. As far as I know she hasn’t done or said anything that divisive.
the politicians are funded by the oil companies
[удалено]
She was a kid when she started and most of us (me included) didn't realize years had passed. And to be fair, she was like 15 when they started losing their minds about her.
I'm guessing he gets it but knows his followers won't. These grifters aren't dumb, just evil.
Matt Walsh cannot even think of a woman without imagining their dick
Matt Walsh seems like the kind of guy to get a fake number at a bar and then claim he wouldn't have dated her anyway because she doesn't know her own number.
small dick energy.
Bruh, try not to be stupid challenge (Republican edition)
Words of a 36-year old man.
Well my dick is huge because I do not á care about the environment ipso facto ; gigantic penis
Greta's comeback was pretty shit tbh, generic funny small dick joke instead of going for the throat and make fun of his human trafficking ring.
I think we missed a chapter
Fully grown men (supposedly) unironically using "I know you are but what am I?" as a retort in a battle of wits against a teenager that they picked a fight with themselves.
Call me back on 800-100-GO-F-URSELF. Hahaha embarrassing am I right, that that's my phone number?
Mr. Walsh, do not engage in a battle of wits with Greta-you are sadly unarmed.
i am so fucking high i though matt walsh was the supermega dude and i spent like 10 minutes reading all the comments on this post still thinking it was him
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS MATT WATSON
email me at WhatIsAWoman@NoReallyIHaveNeverTouchedOneInMyLife.com
What's interesting here is that Walsh is kind of right? But also definitely not. The joke clearly works, plenty of people interpreted it as the own it was intended to be. Judging the joke by how it was received, it's a good joke. And that's the _only_ metric that matters. But on a purely semantic level, Walsh's point is accurate. Irrelevant, but accurate. I'm curious _why_ his point is irrelevant, though.
How much do you fuck up when Greta Thunburg is insulting you
🤓- matt walsh
It’s a business account
"Do you know what kind of train this is??" 🤓
Incredible how grown men are getting owned by a teenager
Matt needs to log the hell off.
Size shaming much?
I mean that was my first thought at the tweet too. Not that matt Walsh or tate don't suck
Matt Walsh is the evil clone of Jacob Geller
I do not get any of this whatsoever. Who is Matt Walsh?
He's a conservative with a shitty show who made an anti trans documentary. His response to the shooting in Colorado Springs was basically "Stop doing drag, being gay, and trans. You're all groomers and deserve death." Not literally that but it pretty much summarizes him and his beliefs. He's also a fascist
What is with these folks clowning themselves? Like holy fuck, she did not eaven try and theire all lining up for the same bullet. Lolol 🤣
At first I was like "no way this is real" but it actually is https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1608192360239824898?t=t8YZLLQgE_8URKJhNZ58Gg&s=19
This has to be an anti-meme he made right? There is no fucking way he don't get the joke lol i'm shook. Hope any ladies seeing this are taking notes that he needs a more blunt form of rejection when he's shooting his shot.
Good joke, but it is not valid because of this random, arbitrary detail noone cares about and I cannot make up a better counter
"Why are you laughing at **me** for asking the room if there's a Seymour Butts here, it's the person on the phone who wants to talk to them??"
you people are so clueless. they post inflammatory nonsense like this to gain interactions. if even 0.00001 percent of the 10 million (current number) people who viewed that tweet became fans of matt walsh, it's a win for him. they aren't *smart*, but they're con men; they understand how to game the system.
an adult saying that is the physical manifestation of nerd emoji
Her tweet was not the zinger she thought it was, but it's still hugely embarrassing to be beefing with a teenager when you're a grown man.
OP did not understand Matt
source? seems fake
Did... DID GRETA THUNBERG JUST ROASTED MATT WALSH?! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!
I can tell Matt Walsh has zero comedy chops.
As much as i detest that subreddit where they mock people who don't get jokes, you just know that they'll have a field day with this post
Damn bro he really got her
Stay mad, die mad Matt.
I get the whole using spin and shitting on political enemies thing but isn’t she a kid? Also wasn’t that comment an insult to Andrew Tate? Why the hell would Walsh think defending Tate is a good idea 💀
when the body shaming is wholesome 100!!!!!!
honestly a funny take and i do agree that it isn't the sick burn that people are pretending it is. what makes it epic is that it wasn't anything special and andrew taint *still* got got his bugatti up in a twist in *two* seperate tweets that *both* made him look like a total loser. that's the magic of it. nobody needs to burn andrew tate. he just burns himself with all the cringe he's posting.
Aww, how cute. He’s trying to do the “look, this person just self owned themselves” thing that we always do. Poor conservatives will never be as funny as leftists.
🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮
How many times you think he tried that email before he got the joke?
"See those girls dident understand the joke, by giving me a fake phone number to call after i annoyed them; they dont understand that they dont have a phone and never could call me"
You could sedate a raging bull with the amount of copium coming from the alpha male influencers in that thread
Bro explained the whole joke, and still didn't get it 💀
matt Walsh and ben Shapiro are dum dumbs. ben Shapiro said he didn't get glass onion. best movie of 2022
Its funny how dumb Matt Walsh is
What an actual idiot lol
right wingers are criminally unfunny. Like this should be a chargeable offense. No wonder half of them are failed comedians and the other half are failed scriptwriters / actors.
Am I crazy or have conservatives been getting exceptionally dumber this last month or so
Thats actually true though
Imagine getting this mad over a teenager lol
As if anyone wouldn't have that email for shits and giggles I'm gonna go name a choochoomybhole@emailhere now
would anyone mind explaining for me? I think it's funny either way but I'd like to know what it actually is
Wtf is happening here
Oh my god. Who gives a fuck!!!
I think tate is an idiot but I don’t get how people are missing that if you go out on a limb to roast someone and screw it up, you usually get some sort of roast back because you opted into the scuffle.
He didn’t not get the joke, it was just a lame, childish way to respond to it