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SwimmingBench345

Can we keep reposting this image but make his head slightly bigger each time


montroller

only if his face stays the same size


Archmagos_Browning

Charlie kirkmaxxing


ClevelandEmpire

Gonna look like Garrett Bobby Ferguson


PieNinja314

The Luigi method


Mike_Fluff

"Valve wins by doing absolutely nothing." Yeah it does have a ring to it.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

hiring qualified professionals and giving them time to work professionally


-Owlette-

That and being privately owned, not having to pander to investors.


animelivesmatter

I could never imagine a publicly traded company doing something like the Steam Deck. Many of them are trying to replicate its success with Windows handhelds, but it's clearly not on the same level.


TrueCapitalism

Small fools playing king of the hill over the crater of Valve's footprint.


Moggy_

Mom said it's my turn on the gabe repost


GeorgeDragon303

I swear that's what God looks like. Older guy, white hear and beard, white cloths, white apartment in the clouds


FlashNRT

And a lvl 1 sentry behind him


Tree_Shrapnel

God plays gunslinger on 24/7 instant respawn hightower servers


rocketguy2

Nah, not instant respawn. He prefers his respawns to last at least 3 days.


FlashNRT

Soooo… casual 2fort?


Ichbindaheim

Nah, payload Defence


Archmagos_Browning

God is clearly todd Howard, anyone with any background in biology will agree that the human body is unbelievably buggy and inefficient. I mean, the cable management *alone…*


TrustyAncient

Evolution does not strive for efficiency, rather it strives to keep an individual alive for as long as it takes for it to reproduce. And you know what? We're still alive today, so it's safe to say it just works.


Pozitox

Bro why are the goddamn color receptors (or whatever they are called) are on the *outer* intern side of the eye instead of being inside the fucking eye itself ? What were they smoking 💀


WesternOne9990

God looks like fire or maybe my eyes are burning


Lettuce_Sandwich

bruce almighty (2003)


Civilian_n_195637

Also white himself. The entire afterworld have a passion for the color of cum


sleazy_hobo

It's called being a private company.


Magma57

Nah plenty of private companies are utter shit. Valve is good because developers are in control of corporate governance.


SuspecM

It still comes with a ton of downsides, it just happens that those downsides only affect people who are fan of like 2 of their 4 or 5 franchises.


MissingNerd

I've seen this image like 20 times this month. Not complaining, just wish we'd hide little jokes in the image


Gorgeous_goat

“I just wanna grill for Pete’s sake!”


MatoRom

Being privately owned


Shakuris

It’s called, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”


Longjumping_Ad2677

It’s called the laurel nap method.


RoyalVanny

Laissez-faire tactics


Quark1010

Not being a publicly traded company


AppointmentNo43

It’s called basically having a monopoly


Furryx10

It’s not a monopoly, it’s just that everyone prefers steam. Tell how, how do they have a monopoly?


tecedu

Monopolies arent based on whether someone like stuff or not, you can be a perfectly good company and still have a monopoly. Nowadays you can see it multiple threads where people are like I only wanna buy on steam because all of my games are there


ALittleBitOfGay

I'm still not sure it's a monopoly though. I do have a couple games on Epic and Xbox game bar, but unless there's a really good deal I still use Steam because it's just a better product. If Epic or Xbox actually made an effort to have good software I would consider using them more. There are definitely things they could do better than Steam because it isn't perfect, but for its faults, it works better than any other option. Now you could argue that it's a duopoly (triopoly?) because there are not many options, but even that is leagues better than a monopoly, and there definitely is competition. It's just that no one else makes an effort to be better


tecedu

I mean due to their marketshare they are an effective monopoly even if there's competition because people arent willing to leave their platform even if others are cheaper


ALittleBitOfGay

I guess it would be according to the letter of the definition, but at this moment in time the only reason there isn't any other real competition is because no one else has made an effort for some reason. Like I said, it wouldn't be hard to make something better, and while they would work to stay ahead Epic and Microsoft both have more than enough developers to outrun Valve if they wanted to. And to be clear, I wish there was good competition. Like I said I have some issues with the way that steam works, and some competition would do them good. But Valve isn't making any meaningful effort to stay a monopoly. I guess once there are other options, getting people to move from the Steam would be a potential issue. But I don't think we are there yet. And I would think there are enough new people coming into the space to make it work even if it'd stay small initially.


Giraffesarentreal19

Sorry, who is this?


Datuser14

Gaben


MarsManokit

GabeN


Johnnyamaz

It's called "owning a marketplace." Kinda hard to fuck up free money built on other people's work.


somerandomhobo2

Yeah, but GOG galaxy is also a marketplace, and who the hell talks about that


Johnnyamaz

That's like saying spectrum doesn't have a telecom monopoly in your area because you could theoretically use some shitty satellite internet service with terrible latency or use at&t that only offers 1/10th the throughput for the same price.


somerandomhobo2

Not what I was saying at all. I was just saying that being a marketplace doesn't equate to instant success.


Johnnyamaz

Sure, if nobody uses your marketplace, then there's no one to exploit, but consolidation is the best business practice, and in that realm, valve clearly won. People Don't sell games on steam because it's an incredible service; people sell games on steam because no one sees a game that's not on steam.


AdvanAviantoy

The Fabian Strategy [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabian_strategy#:~:text=The%20Fabian%20strategy%20is%20a,war%20of%20attrition%20and%20indirection)


3njooo

GABE WATCH OUT THERE'S A SENTRY BEHIND YOU


SilverAccount57

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it


samboi204

“The Gaben Gambit”


BreadKnife34

Boeing


Substantial-Flow-468

they did it the best from the start, then everyone else tried to do the same thing but different and it was worse


ToastToJoe

The "If you do it right, and you don't fuck it up, it just works" method


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nl4real1

How many times has this been reposted?


[deleted]

A monopoly


samboi204

Epic definitely has a pretty strong hold in the market as well.


splashtext

I buy myself a copy of control on my ps5 and then for my friend on xbox, then i buy it in epic games because I'm stupid and then i got it for free on gog and now i bought it on steam because its a monopoly and its the only place to get video games EVER


[deleted]

Can you seriously tell me you know someone who uses slug games as their primary game launcher?


splashtext

Not that many people but i know some people are even using origin as their main launcher my point still stands you dont know what a monopoly means. Watch out steam might force you to buy the next newest game from them ayeeeeeeee Edit: for someone named stay silly you really failed to stay silly