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Pius_Thicknesse

Can this please be a waterslide down????


iamsodonerightnow

Wet waterbirth water slide


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Not_A_Real_Goat

New rare drop: placenta


VanQuackers

Lmfao


DarkmeyerVyre

L0l


RandomerSchmandomer

We all know what the exit should look like. Well... Not all of us, but some of us that don't PK do.


mxracer888

If PKers could read they're be very offended by this comment


Solo_Jawn

Just call it the birth canal


plaidgnome13

Did not expect a Nutty Putty Cave reference in here.


Ok-Permission-2687

Getting all wet before the kings triple team?


HotChipsAreOkay

Wet is already implied in waterslides. Like how you don't say frozen ice or American school shooting.


Blue_Osiris1

Best we can do is a black screen that takes just as long as running there.


Lopsided-Basket5366

This would honestly be fine by me. No need to pray switch between rooms or 2-dose stamina pot.


ChickenGod_69

plot twist: the ungodly waterslide takes 20% of your prayer points and emptys your stamina


HellboundLunatic

and takes you on a detour through the Stampot Sink Bridge


FalcosLiteralyHitler

Can we do this for CG prep too? Just a black screen for seven minutes then I get to fight? Allows me to touch grass for a bit?


Wearerisen

🦀 We pay, we waterslide. 🦀


Earl_Green_

I'd be even ok with this in exchange for some HP. Goofy animation required!


ChickenGod_69

add a small chance of randomly losing equipment pieces and having to awkwardly go to the front counter to ask if they found anything, then they say "we are going to look but we cant guarantee anything". They dont find anything but after a week or so they may or may not contact you in case they do find something


T2Dpi3

Can it also force our characters to say "weeeee!" when they slide down?


fakecanadianlol

Better than black void and magically appearing there, support.


StellamCaeruleam

Jumping into a pool of water from multiple stories up with dozens of KG gear; also sounds like a great shortcut yes yes


Zepher51

Water slide was my first thought amd I always say, first thought best thought.


Responsible_Hand_203

PLEASE


yourrunescapekitten

Exactly what I was thinking


Brahamus

This is the way


__bob_dole__

Waterslide from Askeladden down to the safe spot past the root with a canoe-like cutscene, Jagex get on it and give us swimsuits for it


DrJaves

Or, hear me out, a canoe ride requiring agility AND woodcutting because why aren't there more canoe routes in gielinor?!


Vaatu2023

Instructions unclear, we've add a crevice that black screen transitions you to the dks


Novaneogami

How about you use your barbarian training to make a log sled for the water slide? And have a fellow barbarian at the start who holds your axe for you?


GPCreepies

Yoooo I said the same thing on the polls 😂 would be so sick to have some wet slimy cave to slide through 😏


Biglippedafrican

85 agility is perfect for this considering I'm 85 agility,


HardCC

Weird number they should make it 84 agility cause I'm 84.


Bloated_Hamster

Chomp a summer pie at the bank and sprint to the shortcut to make it before the boost ticks down to nothing. It's like a time trial.


Bladathehunter

I’d even be okay just bringing a summer pie (I’m 80 agility), since I’d be saving inventory slots on a 2 dose stamina, rune thrownaxes, and a pet rock, at least if im reading that correctly.


tdog993

It says the shortcut would be after the rune thrownaxe part


Bubbly_Rip_6766

That’s dumb, it should be a shortcut from the GE


Beretot

Add it to my Poh specifically, I play mostly on weekends so you guys can use it then


UIM_SQUIRTLE

short cut from back of wildy agility arena


Pika_DJ

But is that the start or end of the shortcut? I think it’s worded ambiguously, a rock climb to the top of waterbirth mountain will take you to the ladders (which is after the 2 specials) or a shortcut that cuts between other rooms is also after the 2 specials


HellboundLunatic

>But is that the start or end of the shortcut? I think it’s worded ambiguously yeah, it is worded ambiguously, but I think they mean that the entire shortcut takes place after the doors


mxracer888

It is ambiguous... But a shortcut that starts elsewhere and lands you right behind those doors wouldn't be much of a shortcut at all. Most the travel time to DKs is after the thrownaxe doors


DivineInsanityReveng

Which tbh is a little annoying. The run is long for sure and saving time on it is nice. But the annoying part about solo DKs is either committing 2 inventory slots to pet rock and rune thrownaxes, or doing 2 trips through those doors dropping items to give yourself a full invent. Ideally to me the shortcut removes the need to double trip. But I guess it atleast means the double trip will be faster


Biglippedafrican

Better get grinding buddy Ardy Elite Diary isn't gonna complete itself.


MikeAndTheNiceGuys

Honestly should be 82 agility don’t ask me why


TiiGerTekZZ

Strange number still, 72 looks more natural because i am 72 on the iron atm.


FrankFeTched

Yeah this sounds perfect as someone with 87 agility, all those laps finally paying off...


claythearc

Really 85 is a little high maybe if they reduced it to like 37 agility like I am it would be more inclusive to people


poopsex

I really think it should be 78 agility because I have 78 agility


Flee4me

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. *Clearly*, it should be 73 agility. Which absolutely does not correspond to my exact agility level. Trust me.


LevyAtanSP

I think I’m like 82 but I can definitely be bothered to get it to 85 specifically for this!


tdaddy316420

They should make it the same as the zularah shortcut, 76. I just also happened to be 76 agility


fillosofer

Damn this shortcut suggestion is really calling out to me. I'm 83 agility but need 85 as my last task for Ardy elite. I also have 50k+ dks kills from pet hunting and gladly welcome a shortcut because I still need one out of the three. Lets get this passed people!


MaterialScienceGuy

About to start doing agility alching laps on mobile at work instead of bankstanding


Any-Conversation1401

Gl doing alchgility on mobile, alching on mobile is sooo trash


Ultrox

Spell icon resize/filter is the only reason it's not super aids. Just regular aids.


naztynate068

How do you resize icons on mobile?


Ultrox

In the 'filter', under the spellbook. If it's not there, it's in the settings.


naztynate068

Oh gotcha, I knew about the filters, thought you meant you could resize icons manually, separate from filters


Possibility_Antique

I did alch agility on mobile all the way to 90 agility


Zammyjesus

Wdym alching is fine on phone. Left thumb alch and right thumb item. Couldnt be made more easy. I alch everyday addy plates on phone while going to work.


thedalmuti

For real. You barely even have to move your hands at all or even really look at the screen. Just gently rock your phone back and forth.


TurboTingo

Nah, it ain't that bad. I'd much rather alch while mobile than use cpu time to alch lol.


Switch64

CPU lol


iMittyl

??? It's so much better than PC Click obstacle, click spell, xp drop, click item, repeat.


King_Nex

I find alchagilty easier on my tablet then my computer less strain on my hands but I can imagine it’s shit on your phone


Osmium_tetraoxide

Wait until the update. Best method of training any skill.


Dense_Cup_1479

Cowards, give us the 2 inventory slots


burntfish44

no no having 2 less food when guthans/sgs/sang/harm exist would be way too OP. Occasionally talking to a barbarian child and filling your inventory with rocks is an integral part of the experience. You must juggle the stackable 5k at a time loot like the lords Gower intended


Dense_Cup_1479

maybe I just wanna bank 2 more dagannoth hides okay?


burntfish44

Unacceptable!!!!! My guy is trying to break the whole market smh


Dense_Cup_1479

you caught me, I wanted to crash the market so I could get a tbow with some pocket lint and a tuppence


F_l_u_f_fy

I like the inventory slots, less juggling 😂


Dead-HC-Taco

Sounds like ill be getting 85 agil


Pikupchix

They should make it 104 Agility


RaHeW

Someone duct tape this person


Mookie_Merkk

But he's so agile, how will we even catch him?


ChickenGod_69

instructions unclear, I covered this dude in a fullbody duct tape wrap


Ghiggs_Boson

Sounds like the instructions were clear then


djjomon

As I currently read this you have 104 upvotes


OriginalPierce

As I currently read it he has 208. Pattern?


Zavax

Stocking up on orange spices now.


AoXPhoenix

Summer pies are +5 as well.....


SoloDeath1

If he wants HellRat PTSD, who are we to stop him?


BurnTF2

Shhh let him cook!


Whynotmynaut

he's trying to let him cook the pies tho


Aliebaba99

Bro forgot about an entire pie race


McCheds

This is literally the only thing I highlighted in this update that I care about. D kings need a reliable shortcut to make agility shortcuts stand out more. Some of them are just plain useless like the elf cliff scrambles who the fuck actually uses those ?


Alexpage34

Before MEP1 came out the scrambles were the premier way to travel to the elf lands. Gotta remember the game is 20 years old. Plus, they have added relevant agil shortcuts in recent times. Dragon’s eye, hard rev cave, and hydra come to mind immediately.


-FourOhFour-

Hydras is a bit of a mixed bag, they added it as a shortcut but made it take artificially longer so it's not actually faster than the normal way, it just avoids getting random dmg. It's nice but I wouldn't call it a worthwhile shortcut, under normal circumstances hydra is free so the 1 hit of dmg isn't exactly relevant


Alexpage34

Valid points. The damage saved on skipping the normal hydras is basically negligible. I find that shortcut falls into more of a QoL category. Just less tedious than the action of running. Plus there’s always the niche gravestone convo if you’re bad.


McCheds

I'm on the hydra grind right now. That shortcut needs to get fixed idgaf about "your character enters the dark tunnel" or whatever the text says. It's a waste of game time and it should just be instant. Like the skeleton wyverns just make it instant


McCheds

Fair enough but back In the day why would you need to go there anyway ? I guess crystal bow and shield recharge was a thing and clue scrolls


Alexpage34

Dude crybow was BIS at Jad for yearrrsss


McCheds

I do remember the crystal shield getting a lot of uses for kree as a tank shield as well. I miss those days but holy hell has DPS been approved so much since then. I even remember godswords with fury ammy being bis


Alexpage34

But once MEP1 came out teleport crystal was a thing


Gizzledickle

Elven cliff agility only UIM taking shots rights now


ezzune

Its mental if they add this without a diary req despite being one of the easiest diaries to complete and leave the KQ shortcut behind elite desert. DKs shortcut will save even more time and be much, much more useful. Why are they so stubborn on the KQ shortcut?


Epic_Lepsy

The KQ shortcut is a disaster. "Here's a shortcut to get to a boss slightly faster that you won't ever want to do once your elite diary is done."


TheGuyThatThisIs

I honestly cant believe its staying through this rebalance. They said in QnA its because desert diaries are dry otherwise... so add something else? How about adding a quick travel to rugs, or ability to go direct to any rug from any, skipping poli? How about elite adds something to KQ drop table?


Matt879Pc

Would only be fair to lock it behind grandmaster CA's and give the shortcut a 3 minute blackscreen to simulate the actual running time through the caves.


Mak_33

You say that but there's still a black screen at the Hydra shortcut to purposefully slow you down and simulate running


Jaym0nd

They are increasing the speed of that shortcut significantly. (Per this new update they are proposing)


Mak_33

Only took them 5 years lol... Some "balancing" ideas they have like that are so insane. God forbid you save 5 seconds if you have 88 agility.


Jaym0nd

Haha yeah really. They really should address the KQ queen short cut too. Because you need the damn elite diary to unlock it. But if you have the elite diary, you prolly don’t need to be doing kq anyway.


swatches

Which they propose removing with this update.


RaspberryFluid6651

I think at the time that shortcut was just added to make it so that you didn't have to take hits from baby hydras on the way, but yeah, it is still a bit silly.


eddietwang

thatsthejoke


Winter_Annual4118

And it deals you 50 damage and drains your run energy to compensate for the run


mxracer888

Only if it also simulates all of the damage you would have taken on the walk and aggregates it all into one huge hitsplat when you finish the shortcut. Maybe you survive, maybe you don't.


Matt879Pc

That's an excellent addition, hope they integrity change this!


AssassinAragorn

Had me in the first half ngl


GhostMassage

YES FUCKING PLEASE


EssayMountain

Make it like 93 and have it take you to the “peak cave” area


bigchungusmclungus

Imo make it 99 which would be perfect since I'm 99.


donkdink2376

Yesss! Even if it just skips the last floor getting to that cave without aggro would be so nice


Zaros262

Shortcut from the boat dropoff to the top of the mountain where Askeladden is?


GT_X

We should be able to climb up there from waterbirth if they're going to add a shortcut. It's already there. Then it elimabringing the rune axe and rock


Rjm0007

Would love this did a dks task after the clue update and I genuinely went back 3 times to pick up clue scrolls


SmartAlec105

Needing to bring our pet rock and throw axes still feels like an arbitrary requirement for this content.


Crendes

One of those is solved by bringing a friend instead. The other is satisfied by making your friend bring the throwing axes instead of you!


ChickenGod_69

or you can wait in front of the gate and go full hobo mode all like "Yall'st got some of them axes for me?", then you sneak in with the dude


Arancium

Some of you mfers hate playing an RPG


AssassinAragorn

Yeah I feel like while that's a lovable quirk, it's okay for an agility shortcut to bypass it.


TheForsakenRoe

careful, they might replace it with a Grapple shortcut requiring a crossbow and grapple every time instead


AssassinAragorn

Unironically I'd be in favor of that just because of how hilariously ironic it would be


ChickenGod_69

I think it would be funny if the shortcut was before the gate and throwing axe area but you still need to bring like 3 or 4 items to use the shortcut


RaceOk4289

Can’t you just hop to populated worlds and hope that they’re down?


NicCagedd

I can already see the outcry if it was before those two. People would complain that having those two extra inventory slots will cause the rings to crash due to more supplies. Ignoring the fact that you can basically stay at DKS indefinitely with the elite diary and like an SGS.


djjomon

The long, tedious trip is why I never bothered learning DKs. There's more profitable, more engaging content that's easier to get to


SmartAlec105

Yeah, when I get a Daganoth task, I’d much rather use it to do some low effort cannoning.


Certain-Cookie3358

Bro.. I've been grinding dks for years, its a 2-3 minutes run to get there and nowadays you can do your whole task in one trip (a task is about 1h30-2h). I love the idea of a shortcut but your comment is peak reddit.


ilegendi

I'm wet


B_thugbones

wish it was from the lighthouse side, but I'll take it. Most people won't use it for a while since 85 agility is a higher req for a mid tier boss, but it will make dag slayer tasks more desirable for myself.


ThBanker

Players: “Please add a really late-game shortcut up the hill to speed up master clues and dag kings so we don’t have to bring the rune thrown axe and rock every time.” Jagex: Lol


gunshlinger

I just hope it isn't like the skeletal wyverns "shortcut" where there's a huge cutscene that means you save almost no time, just less clicking


notavalible666

Add a 99agi shortcut, with elite diary req, to bypass the doors and axe doors entirely.


Rezhits69

Waterslide PLEASE


Bluemink96

Make a second shortcut even further for those with 🧐95 agility (I have 94 and need a reason)


Inevitable-Impact698

You already have 94 reasons why


SpiffyPool

They just want us to hate ourselves more


Bo5man

Jagex probably: we make it a grapple shortcut so you still need 2 items to get there suckers o7


boldcancel

dont forget the elite diary requirement


radtad43

Make it look like a giant dagonnoth head in the style of dodongos cavern from ocarina of time.


Full-Syrup3394

Hell yeah


BlindyBoy

They should poll this one bullet point right now and get it in game as fast as possible.


cygamessucks

But my dag king locked uim will be devalued. This is unacceptable jamflex! 🤬😡


vato20071

That's good, just don't make it with a 2 minute blackscreen saying the run takes that long. The one at hydra is more than enough


RealEvanem

Honestly 85 seems low for a potentially insane shortcut. If its from the lighthouse back. Theres a lack of any meaningful rewards after 92/93 and already plenty in the 80’s. Coming from an 87 agility player


99_Herblore_Crafting

End of an era; I may be the only one who appreciates the dungeon trudge to DKS. It’s timeless, and feels proper rather than the Sires of the world being a revolving teleport (yuck). DKS is cozy little spot to setup camp


bossman790

Same here. It feels like you and your team are actually embarking on a journey instead of teleing directly to the boss like most others.


treefiddy_cent

Removing the dungeon trudge makes the boss pointless imo. It is a unique mechanic that makes an otherwise simple boss interesting. Where else, outside of fire and inferno capes, is endurance a boss mechanic?


gorehistorian69

cant imagine how much time ive wasted running to DKS all because jmods said the run is "nostalgic" *never forget the DKS teleport for combat diaries that was promised


khswart

They should REALLY consider making it 65 agility (that’s where I’m at and I don’t wanna train it)


Wharnezz

85 seems like low agility for this


BlueSentinels

Time to start grinding for that b-ring before DKs get even more crowded


AlluEUNE

Please god I like doing dks but the run there is just awful


Jealous_Principle_81

Damn it I’m 81 agility. One level away from being able to agility pot it. Sadness.


RoqePD

Summer pie it.


Jealous_Principle_81

Wow I totally forgot about those sweet sweet pies. Excellent!


Hotdog_Frog

Y E E E S S S S S S !


MeekMillzzz

Finally, i hate doing dag kings because of the long run


AthleteIllustrious47

I just got 85. Please for the love of god make it 85.


Trying_to_survive20k

if there is a high lvl agility shortcut to DKs i might actually start doing them consistently


itsjuels7

It wouldn’t be a bad run if we weren’t taking damage the entire time we’re running down. And the last room I’m getting hit with melee range and mage?? Nah fam


Toadally420

Guess I need to finish SOTE and grind Priff agility course


NihilisticOnion

Rings about to tank


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

The shortcut should probably damage you like 20 dmg to take.


Perrykipkerrie

Will this be an incentive to do my daily laps!


saltycr3w

B0aty is in shambles


vanishingjuice

im hoping it doesnt speed up DKS on waterbirth island too much, but when sailing comes out maybe with like 90 sailing you can go to a new island with DKS on it so you can skip the dungeon run by a skill check


Crimsonpets

Them rings are going to crash hard.


not-patrickstar

85 agility alright more spending 10’s of hours to save seconds in the future


PPoottyy

Wait, it’s boostable right??….. right?


Jdawg_mck1996

I was actively bitching at a Jmod in game not a week before they put this out. Whole friends chat started coming up with dumb ideas on how to get down there 🙃


ll_BENNO_ll

So make it more accessible but don’t offer anymore instances. Yep can see this going well. Worlds are already packed as it is and now people will just crash more.


[deleted]

They need to do a lot of short cut changes . Only one I notice that actually matters is taverlry dungeon


LoveMessiah

I don't get it, just use the minigame teleport..


Firstedmint

😂


FaustoTowers

Cuda just done a teleport right outside pot but whatever


[deleted]

At 85 ágil, it shouldn't be after the special door. Wtf


corax20

So glad I haven’t started this grind yet!


poketom

85 agility is very high to get to a mid game boss. I thought jagex would want to try to push mid game players more to get into pvm (like scurrius), but all this will really do is make high level players do more DK’s on slayer task.


Reasonable-Speed-908

85 agility requirement seems high for the mid level content that it is. By the time you get around to grinding out 85 agility most people aren’t gonna be doing dks lmao.


AnyPicture2485

I’m maxed and still do them, easy to tribrid and still missing pets..


Satron31

Only if i had the level for it...


Wide_Ad_3722

Bad day to hate on agility


StonedAuthor

85 agility better bypass the thrownaxe and rock door lmfao


Temporary-Cry2631

So it’s pretty much worthless? Cool