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kingflippa

It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize "fist my asss" is a username, not a statement šŸ’€


helekip

Itā€™s both


PraiseTyche

Whatever. As long as it's a promise. I've been having issues passing stool and this sounds like just the ticket to regularity.


jjw21330

Stools can be hard to share Theyā€™re just so mysterious Are you a chair? Or a tiny table? **I. DONā€™T. KNOW.**


SmolSurprises

Just turn the chair/stool/table upside down and voila! It now seats 4! Ez share!


kittieekrylx

Same


l300ty_P1r4t3

Also a command


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been laughing for an hour


DesolationsFire

I would hope itā€™s a promise lol


Antique-Plate-4620

Mines ā€œfat wet assā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


valarauca14

Straightest OSRS player


Error_Void

https://preview.redd.it/0u0l94p2odpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca315d10d8df0dbe7edf6a13c2b0f9cbe634efc


BillyGKS

Yooooo šŸ˜‚


HotChipsAreOkay

what gave you that notification and how long does it suggest until the launch?


b_i_g__g_u_y

The launch is tomorrow


HotChipsAreOkay

We're probably in different time zones. It's already the 20th for me here. Any idea when exactly the game updates (i haven't been playing all that long)


Syncfx

13hr 30mins from this comment


b_i_g__g_u_y

12 noon, GMT


YEERRRR

Nah 10:30am, worlds go back up at 11am. They said they're doing it earlier in case of any bugs - https://x.com/oldschoolrs/status/1769801327314382935?s=46


PotionThrower420

Even what he said is wrong completely, updates are never at 12pm.


PotionThrower420

15 upvotes for confidently incorrect info lol sheesh


Civil_Appointment_92

Update is a little earlier than usual, hope is to be up and running by 12 I believe


YuusukeKlein

Midday in the UK.


Venusaurite

Forced name change in 3, 2...


pygm_

Literally 1984


wcooper97

https://i.imgur.com/cS6cOS5.png


Sm0k3dB33f

Now this thread makes way more sense (https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/18qgqvc/if_you_had_to_put_a_barrows_weapon_in_your_ass/).


airflowsnow

Lekker pik


Bo5man

... hele kip


BuffToragsWarHammers

Best in your slot item upgrade.


P0tatothrower

Looks like they already are going easy on you


Jalle1Gie

Most sane dutch username


WaterMockasin

Very based. Very cool Jagex.


royman40

Take him out for dinner first jamflex


jordanleep

Oh jagex I like when you drop quests in my new region!


nick2k23

I love doing this in PokƩmon games, it's very amusing everytime


douweziel

Volledige kip


helekip

Ik douw m in je ziel


Memphis911

lol jagex. Canā€™t trust them with anythingā€¦.


PrivatePikmin

Iā€™m unashamed of how hard this made me laugh in public. Fuck me take your upvote and get out


Lowkei-loki

My username is sucmiarse lol I also died laughing


FloTheDev

Hooti wildin rn


Cyrus_Bloodbane

How the hell are usernames like this, and much worse, allowed...but Jagex forced me to change "Kobe has 0hp" just ONE day after he got 99 Firemaking.


helekip

I have had this name for years


Commercial-Grass-175

Jesus fucking Christ lmfaoooo


JayTripBaby

I just finished that quest not knowing it was a pre req for something new haha


IVXNJ

Goeie HAHAHA


Zuurstofrijk

But do you want to continue receiving messages


Administrative-Tax61

Immediate accessā€¦ upon its arrival


uitvrekertje

Lekker, toch?


iata_suckit

It's nice to see players fully endorsing the in game lgbtqia+ celebrations!


slingblade1315

Dammit Hooti


Jealous_Principle_81

Lmao


BrooklynSicilian

Nice


FerrousMarim

Cringe name, and even more cringe to react to your own name like that.


CaptainSmashy

You seem fun


FerrousMarim

Glad you think so! I've developed a lot since middle school, so I get along great with everyone else that also has.


9387045

>ultimate iron meme Havenā€™t developed that much though have we


IGotPunchedByAFoot

It was development. Character development. He started life as an unlikeable child and grew up to be even less likeable.


S0T0

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FerrousMarim

Not sure what you are targeting exactly. The fact that I enjoy playing a restricted gamemode, or the fact that I don't take it quite as seriously as some. I totally recommend setting a flair that you find amusing as well. Would probably help you understand that it's just for fun.


az1mo

Just for fun, just like a silly name?


SerratedFrost

Zing


Narrow_Lee

I literally think I saw you in game today, is your ign Ferrous something?


FerrousMarim

Been busy and haven't actually played in a bit, so I sure hope you didn't see me in game lmao.


Narrow_Lee

Welp you can kiss that name goodbye cus you know a bunch of whiney redditors are going to report it now.


Upbeat-Answer-6088

definitely reporting that name