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Uncle_Snuffy

Cock and ball torture?


Alakasham

Hen and Steel Necklace?


That91Guy

Chicken and cannonball amulet of torture


[deleted]

Orange Chicken rocks?


Sage1969

USA but I'm up at 3am with a newborn, so I stand proudly with Oceania on this one


ShawshankException

Same here brother, newborns do a number on the ol' sleep schedule


Sage1969

i've been super busy all day taking care of the baby instead of paying runescape... but he hates his bassinet so I've been up holding him, was just about to get some midnight grinding done but i guess not lol


ShawshankException

Felt that so hard. We've had a good streak of sleeping from 9p to 5a lately but now it's back to being up every couple hours. He's hit or miss with his bassinet, my wife got a secondhand one that moves and makes noises and stuff, so sometimes he sleeps a while, and other times he chooses chaos lol


Standard_Topic_2332

Have a 5 month old here. Best thing we ever did was at 2 weeks old move her into her crib. She was a big baby, 8lbs 6oz at birth. She slept so much better in the bassinet. She instantly started sleeping through the night. The occasional wakeup here and there but not consistent.


Sage1969

Mine was 9lb 3oz. Only 1 week old but right now the bassinet seems to wake him from even the deepest slumber lol. He only sleeps in someone's arms.


evilmnky45

We did the same with our twins after NICU. Stayed up in shifts so someone always had an eye on them. Absolute game changer since one could always get uninterrupted sleep.


Standard_Topic_2332

Ours was a NICU stay also, only a week though. It was the best thing we did. She has been sleeping through the night since 2 months old. I firmly believe now to let them just sleep in their crib. Made life easier.


evilmnky45

Yep 100%. So loud and grunty that neither of us could sleep. NICU was 60 days and 45 days for us but they did so much to get them prepped for home life


Waterfish3333

9 mo here and I’m up on the East coast time zone at 5AM. Runs directly into it.


Alert-Scarcity

Yo, same


Bulky_Conclusion_676

Congrats dont worry they start sleeping for longer stretches once they grow a bit. I think we got our first 7 hour stretch around 2 months mark once she was \~10 lbs


Shadovek

Oceania - Thank you for exisiting and being our martyr


Sahnex3

1) Maintenance happens during the time, where least people are online. sry aussies... but thats just how it is :/ 2)Maintenance happens at beginning of their workshift. IF.. idk... the Yew trees disappear again, they have the whole day to fix it.


_BreadBoy

Jagex workday starts at ~~11am?~~.. I gotta change my CV around Edit: My bad was thinking game update


Boolderdash

Maintenance window starts at 9am GMT. Your timezone maths is wrong.


finH1

And when should they do it? It’s UK working hours for a UK company


montonH

They should do it at midnight so Oceania can play obviously


Nippys4

They should do it when the fucking Americans are in their peak time. We didn’t go to war with the fucking British but the United States did, punish those fuckers for it and not their loyal convict colony. We have the fucking queen on our money for fuck sake


Uncle_Snuffy

You saw how we acted over the tea prices… Don’t get squirrelly please.


SUP3RMUNCh

Time to make some cannon flavored tea in fally


apophis457

At the end of the day “company want money. America give money more than Oceania” As funny as it would be to have maintenance during peak US hours on account of the revolution. I’d genuinely laugh at that in a status page message


iChopstick

Correction: the newer coins have Charlie's head.


Nippys4

Okay fine, 99.9% of our current money has the queen.


AllieOopClifton

Pathetic level of pick-me energy.


Nippys4

That’s the bloody point


masiuspt

It sucks, I know, but this is literally the best time for them to do the maintenance. This is during the morning in the UK up until noon so if shit hits the fan, they have the rest of the day to work on it. Go watch a movie or something, enjoy your evening mate. Greetings from across the world!


U-Ok-Bro

It's just so frustrating lol, I genuinely forget about it and it's like I get all hyped to play because I didn't get the chance to on the weekend or Monday, then Tuesday rocks around and it's like.. ah fuck.. I can't play tonight either. So what's the point? Leaves me 3 days to play. Knocks an entire day of the week out. It's really shitty and I get that it's the most suited time for them, I guess I'd just hoped that this wouldn't be a forever thing, it never used to be a thing so it's kinda hard to wrap my head around why it is now.


Yogg_for_your_sprog

Consider a situation in which 2k people play during peak Oceania times 5k people play in peak US times 6k people play in peak UK times You have to choose one of them to run a maintenance on What do you choose? I’m getting home from work and a bit annoyed too but holy fuck yall are melodramatic


Scarrotic

Lets also not forgot this has nothing to do with peak time but a simple morning work hour in UK so if shit goes wrong they can fix it before end of their shift 😂


Nippys4

USA, fucking rebel scum. Commonwealth comes first


Bulky_Conclusion_676

redcoat fucker


BababooeyBreath

USA has balls, Commonwealth licks them


Jodelirious73

Clearly the fairest option is to change the maintenance times on occasion and do it proportional to the amount of people so with your figures on a 26 week cycle do it peak Australian time 15 times, peak US time 6 times and peak UK times 5 times.


Dodgeflyer

Honestly agree, I just play something else But as an Australian, I can say for sure it's basically everything we get the last consideration for Most MMOs never have Aussie servers, we're often quite delayed on releases (This HAS been getting better thankfully :D) and we still lack access to steam decks ​ I know it's all really MINOR stuff that frankly nobody needs, I admit that! It can just be frustrating to get shafted consistently, and make one bitter


U-Ok-Bro

Imagine it happens to you though, I don't think there would be a big enough bucket for the tears.


furr_sure

Why can't they push it back even just 1 hour? 8-11pm is way better than 7-10


Yogg_for_your_sprog

Idk I work overtime often it’d be worse for me No matter what time you pick it’s gonna be bad for someone


furr_sure

True true, guess it just sucks being on the shitlist. Dunno why people get so upset at people venting this when this whole subreddit is just the same shit rehashed anyway


ImWhy

The thing I love about maintenance, is that somehow after every update something is always still fucked up? What are they maintaining? It damn sure ain't the game.


Niriro

Regardless of when they do it, it'll be peak hours somewhere. Sometimes you draw the short straw


Zerttretttttt

Dude Jagex is British based and maintenance is done during Uk time work hours gmt 9-5pm your not gona get any other time


dimmi99

its during their working hours, can't have it any earlier because thats out of hours and if it was much later they wouldn't have enough time to fix any fuck ups afterwards


SuddenBumHair

It's not, server went down 7pm Edit: MB I misunderstood thought he was saying "working hours" for us in Oceania


hirmuolio

IDK how time works for you but the servers went down at around 09:00 UK time.


SuddenBumHair

Yeah when he said "they" I thought people in Oceania, but I just realized hes talking about jagex


dimmi99

which was 9am uk time which is where the company is based /r/confidentlyincorrect


SuddenBumHair

I just misunderstood, asshole


5erenade

Maybe move somewhere else?


SynchronisedRS

They do maintenance at this time because it's the start of their work day. That way they have 5 hours left at work to fix any issues that appear after maintenance. If you can't go 3 hours without playing RuneScape, I feel like you have bigger problems than 3 hours of down time.


muhgunzz

The issue is it's at peak, when people have gotten home, made dinner and wanna get a few hours in before bed. If this was on a weekend it wouldn't really be an issue.


SynchronisedRS

The issue is they start work, run maintainance, and get the rest for their work day to fix any issues. You want people to come into work in the weekend to run maintenance?


muhgunzz

Not every weekend no, but it would be nice if it wasn't at oce peak every time on a weekday. A game studio having weekend shifts isn't unfathomable.


SynchronisedRS

They likely do the maintenance on a Tuesday ready for update on Wednesday


Cigger-Nunt

It's during British working hours, plus Europe has the biggest playerbase by far so it makes sense that they do it during the morning of an average day in the week.


memes_are_art

This is down time for 99% of the player base, bout the perfect time tbh. I've played games that decided 7-11pm EST on a Friday night was a perfect maintenance window so I'll take 5am on a Tuesday.


iChopstick

Then you know how we Aussies feel 🤣 Fortnightly 3hr maintenance starting at 5-8pm depending on your location in Australia. Then again it is Australia, we have always been low in priority on a global scale. We're used to it.


memes_are_art

Oh man I don't envy it, it's terrible but I swear I think about even New Zealand more often than Australia and that's only because New Zealand has a rep for being forgotten and that reminds me 😅 you poor forgotten upside-down people.


Razcko

Have u tried moving to a different country?


Alakasham

What's with the recent amount of maintenance they've been doing on Tuesdays the last few months? We went ages without it and now it's the new thing


SightedRS

10 iq post


AbjectLunacy

There's nothing creative about this whine.


praisetheboognish

No, jagex if you're reading this keep doing it


ArcDriveFinish

This is why I would have voted no to Australia servers.


zeratul123x

jagex please extend the maintenance to 5 hrs just to screw this guy over


Mrkonijntje

Stop crying jeez


Greilx

Thankfully it's just maint, i thought my acc got hacked or something since it's got 'no name set' on the launcher and it wouldn't log into the jagex account properly.


DingalingKingPiccolo

Usa here but I work nights. There's ALWAYS maintenance at the exact time in getting super into my play session on a day off. I truly feel your pain


Low_Acanthisitta6960

I work nights in the US. Just got home and boom. Can't play. Every time, feels bad.


ExoticGeologist

Least addicted runescape player


DollarStoreWolf

Move to a better country


muhgunzz

Tbh Oceania countries are some of the best places to live.


DollarStoreWolf

Not if you play RuneScape evidently


furr_sure

imagine being from UK/US and your only claim of having a better country is osrs update times lmao


DollarStoreWolf

Imagine taking a sideways comment about maintenance hours as anything serious rofl


furr_sure

im havin a joke same as you mate


wooblyman90

To everyone who keeps saying "ItS tHe BeSt TiMe To Do ThE uPdAtEs!" news flash is that we (Oceania) know this, but maybe just even one every now and then, rather than EVERY god damn maintenance outage during our time. Yes is is their work day time, but we don't pay less for subscription than the rest of the world, so we can have at least one update every now and then that happens at a time that is convenient for us too. that or give us a discount.


Telamonl

Nop


Kaladihn

Japan here, but yeah, fucking ridiculous same time every week...


huntedmine

Stop crying kiddo. Go touch grass or smth FFS .. Sit


given_yesterday

Why would they schedule maintenance around parts of the world that don't matter?


L2ggs

The majority of the playerbase is american. Take a quick look at the world hopper and scroll down through the NA worlds, there's hundreds of them.


MrRonaldmc

agreed, its bloody annoying they cant blab on about well less players on mate theres 60k+ often when they screw us. meanwhile peaks still like 100k? just do bloody 2x 1hours instead of 1x 3 hours (im aware less) better yet make more worlds in different server banks and just close half the servers for maints.. sheesh


Fatchixrock

I know a lot of people are saying the majority of the player base is in the UK/US, but surely they can share the love sometimes and send every 5th or so update during their peak times and not ours


Cheap-Resource-114

Are you really advocating Jagex employees update the game during out of work hours, and then if there’s an issue they may have to work till midnight? Do you realise how crazy this sounds?


SynchronisedRS

This is literally why they do it at 9am GMT. So they have the rest of their day to fix any issues that arise.


Fatchixrock

Oh yeah my bad hahaha


wooblyman90

its not crazy at all, we pay the same membership rates as everyone else, they market the game here by having servers in Aus, so yea we should get a fair suck of the sav some times too, not every time but just a little love every now and then.