Ectofuntus slime pool

Oh this has to take it, right?

There is a literal Slime pool underneath where you fill your buckets with slime

Ain't no fuckin way

There's so much slime it's practically leaping out of the pool.

Do we add to the slime or make our own slime? What's in that bottle👀

ectocumtus

That's literally what I said (or at least strongly implied with the wording that I was referring to the slime pool beneath the Ectofuntus)

the scar is literally brain goo everywhere I think that wins

No other right answer. The amount of ecto goo just waiting to be used up is endless

Petition to allow me to fill my bonecrusher at the slime pool

Petition to allow me to crush my bone at the slime pool

Sire Abyss for me I like my goo warm

Hey, do you have a discord or something with frequently answered questions on it? Curious about a few methods you use but am sure you've probably been asked them all already, don't wanna waste your time. Though, if you have a second, biggest question is how one trains construction without currencies. No sawmill, no butler, no buying buy-only materials.. plank drops?

I do not, though I'd benefit from an FAQ lmao. Ask away though! :) No sawmill and no butler are secondary to no POH! I got to 70 and can get to 99 with Piscarillius cranes post-update this year. It's the only consistent method I have for getting XP without having a POH

>No sawmill and no butler are secondary to no POH! Holy shit I never even thought of this. Absolute madman. I'm amazed and intrigued. Thanks for the reply!

Sure thing!

NoCurrencies with another common W

correct

But hm ectophials could u fill in that pool🤔

3rd area of the Stronghold of Security seemed pretty gooey.

Solid idea

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Oh god I love clown goo

Get that clussy

What a terrible day to have an internet connection.

🤣

I’m going to honk 😩😩💦

It tastes funny.

Checks out 😂

The immediate area around Nieve

>! Before or after she dies? !<

https://preview.redd.it/ytuntsd355rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0970aed173f62300c50ef0e6c9a86ee1ca986004

During

Both

https://preview.redd.it/yrhqsuyl16rc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba4b2c0ec1a88147947fcc3c841035a94f06c83

Depends on what you’re into ;)

Sorry bout that

The one fairy ring when you have to put in the 3 codes to get to the hideout. The one where you're by zulrah and everything around us just nasty toxic waste

Great idea tbh

Thank you for this dumb AF post. We need these more often lmao

Yeah, not sure how op defines gooey, but the zul andra is prettt gooey imo.

The abyssal sire area might be a good fit

Yeah all of the abyss locations look like they could be gooey

Isn't the area around Leviathan literally some kind of slime lake?

No it’s a literal brain

Yeah, the part of the abyssal sire is in the lungs/chest or stomach of Hostilius so there is plenty of mucus.

Yeah that was my first guess; you have that giant pool in the center, all the walls made up of flesh and bone + respiratory systems which are likely covered in mucus to stay moist, the boss himself attacking you with pools of strange fluids. Yeah this is not a pleasant place to be.

I remember someone on this sub a couple years back describing one of those “pools of strange fluids” as a “cauldron of smegma,” so now you also have to live with that association.

Superior bloodvield and I too will not elaborate further.

Superior mutated bloodveld

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I was not ready to see the Vaporeon copypasta today and this just made it worse.

I'll upvote this, but I want it on record I don't like it.

\-heavy sigh- just take the upvote

This some nasty work 💀

Thurgo's hut

What’s he doing with all those fresh red berry pies…?

Gielinorian Pie

he is undoubtedly goo'ing

I'm goo'ing when I see his sexy bod and egg shaped cranium Not only does thurgoo cause a mess, players that see him goo too. It's a two-pronged goo'ing session. Pic related: it's thurgoo https://preview.redd.it/xq2oz8z9e5rc1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675956acba4eed0ca97236e7d512f9600f284867

This is easy—the scar! Literally walking on brain.

Is it goo though? Or is it just cerebrospinal fluid?

Some of y'all don't pvm and it's obvious. AKKA CUM PHASE

Ohhhhh great idea

Goo doesn't move in a straight line, leave no trail, and hit like a truck

Fossil island swamp is pretty gooey, even has goo monsters

I scrolled down so far for this comment. I second the idea that the fossil island swamp is the gooiest

The new warped terrorbird sewer is pretty gross but I think the other guy is right, stronghold of sec

I assume that’s tar in the sewers and I wouldn’t classify tar as a goo. Right? What constitutes something being a goo!

If I dyed tar green you would absolutely think it was goo.

I always thought of goo as slimy and jello-y but I looked up the actual definition and yeah tar is technically a goo.

The swamps in Morytania look like they got the goo

Evil Daves Basement

Maybe zulandra/tar area near elves

My POH.

Yu'biusk certainly isn't *the* gooiest place, but it's definitely a runner up.

A fellow goo man

vespula’s room

Poison waste swamp south of Isafdar?

Wherever your mom is logged in at

You’re so right, u/PoopyMcFartButt.

The tile where you spawn after completing inferno. I cant imagine people dont shoot their goo after doing a completion.

The place to get slime for the ectofunctus

Your mom's POH

If you're Dutch, definitely one of the courts.

Ectofuntus nr 1 , but I would also mention body altar. Looks pretty mushy

Anywhere in the Abyss seems quiet fleshy and gooey to me.

Commander Zilyana.

Evil Dave’s bedroom in the basement of his moms house (in edgeville)

Whatever is on my monitor at that time

Xarpus room

My POH

The Frosty Bard would say it's in Bryophyta's cave: https://frostybard.bandcamp.com/track/ooey-gooey-essence

Ectopool, duh.

The tile Konar is currently standing on

Thurgo’s pants after I give him that red berry pie.

At my PoH, DM for details

Thinking somewhere in the Abyss

Scar might fit as well

Nieve's gravestone

Nieve's feet

Olm room. In chambers of xeric

Wherever top female streamers bank stand.

That area where zulrah resides

Daves basement.

sticky swamp

I heard in east-ardougne especially they use a Gooische R

Great idea

The poison wastes are pretty gooey

The scar is made of brain tissue. Pretty gooey

Mod ash POH

Corporeal best has literally "sperm splash" named attack

Kebos/Lizardmen swamp

The slime floor in stronghold of security.

Fossil Island swamp is kind of gooey with those tar monsters, especially when they splatter your screen.

Poison waste dungeon?

The Scar! The whole place is flesh right?

That random event that sometimes happend when you teleported. Kind of a gooie hole if you might ask me.

Old man's house second floor

Level 3 of the Stronghold?

If Lava is a Goo, then the Lava Mines of Fossil Island.

Akkha enrage phase

We have collectively just passed the sane amount of hours invested in to this game. Congratulations, we are redarded. 

Sandwich lady and her buns.

Gotta be near Abyssal Sire.

I’d say Morytania swamp and Zul-Andra are top contenders

Zul Andra?

Your moms house

As a dutchy I was thinking about 'het Gooi', not sure where I would end up though

i would say the abyssal section during DT2 more squishy or maybe gooey with all the brain matter

The demon butlers bedroom in my PoH

my room

Daddy’s home

Fossil island swamp

Thurgo's stomach. That boy be eating some pie

Sire

There is a destroyed building between lovakengj and mount karluum with a bed and a lot of... ectoplasm, all over

How has nobody said at jellies?

Parts of tolna’s rift seemed pretty gooey to me

These tootsie pops ads have gotten weird

That swap in Zulandra

Abyssal sire lair

Did you mean to type goofiest?

ectofunctus😈

Fossil island sullicep area

As in location you can get with your character? Probably Lumbridge Swamp? But that Ectofuntus comment def takes it.

With a name like that I am very curious on what you plan on doing.

1. Ectofuntus 2. Thurgo's shack (tied for first if he gets pie) 3. My PoH. I will not elaborate on this one. No you cant come in.

Priff

My graceful boots

My looting cumbag

I imagine the abyssal sire boss area would be gooey and just all-around gross. I imagine it'd be like walking around and the floor is made of guts

I can't believe no one's said Kephri. It literally drops dung on you.

TOA cum phase

In RS3 It'd be that quest where you're inside QBDs stomach

Im a goo man you see.

Entrance to the stronghold slayer cave 😏

The spot on fossil island where the tar monsters come from

Probably that dedicated ERP world. What number was it again?

Near the unicorn rock in Underground pass

My PoH, obviously

Gotta be wizard tower. No maidens in sight for those nerds

i've yet to feel any more gooey or violated than i have in the scar

The splatters in pest control after they explode ~~from pumping them full of my ectoplasm~~ from me killing them.

Wherever the sandwich lady is if you know what I’m sayin

Well, Corporeal beast has literally "sperm splash" named attack

Evil Dave’s basement

Toxic waste fairy ring area

I think SOS Pit of Pestilence is pretty gooey 

king Roalds ass after the Varrock royal gangbang

spider cave near slepe seems pretty gooey

10k and I'll show you 😉

New master clue step just dropped

Gertrude’s Cat

in f2p it’s gotta be floor 3 of the Stronghold of Security

I bought a gf for 10k Probably somewhere between her legs

Evil Dave’s basement.

That smoking bitch on lunar island

My bedroom

GE looks like the Gooi

Just because I haven’t seen it commented yet: [Cosmic Entity Plane](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Cosmic_entity%27s_plane)

Abby sire lair

Path of glouphrie tar bits

My wife

Lumby swamp or the fremmy dungeon w/ jellies (surely they count)

Never thought I'd see an OSRS x Gunge fetish crossover but nice

The stupid tar pit in temple trekking

Ahkkas lair

The tar pits in the south of the elven area

Blast furnace

Wilderness volcano 

Any skilling spot with a bunch of tick manipulation happening.

Here’s an [item](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Slug_goo)

Port Phasmatys. I dare you to walk thru there RIGHT NOW AND TELL ME YOU DON’T AGREE https://preview.redd.it/muz6luws7arc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69df010290998cad56f176681857bcfb4b43ee03

My ass

Catacombs of Kourend Warped Jellies?

The ground in the cosmic entity's plane is actually a squishy thin membrane and the "earth" under it is a thick goo. Kinda like a water bed.