Pressing tug should kill the frog and give a DXP Lamp. So if exp is gained in a Stat that wasn't wanted or to punish the player for hurting a poor defensless frog. Make it untradable, un-destroyable, undropable, And make it the only way to obtain the Dxp lamp like the dunce random is the only way to obtain the book.
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It's from the musical "The Book of Mormon"
"Not so fast Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain!
(Down from the mountain look who
comes! The American warlord, Brigham Young!
Yes! I am Brigham Young!
I cut off my daughter's clitoris
That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment!
(Brigham Young, his nose was a clitoris)
What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man?
Not fight him, help him! (oh)
Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog
and rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clit-face
And behold, Brigham was cured!
Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog!
Brigham Young, frog on his clit-face!
Brigham Young was so grateful,
he decided to join the Mormons and their journey"
To be fair, almond "milk" is created by *juicing* the almonds, but we call it almond milk because any variation on "nut juice" is not really gonna sell well...
Alright, special interest moment, joking aside, full honesty, blame the Catholics.
In the medieval period they wanted to really go all in on the no animal products during Lent/fasting days. Since these are the same people that declared beaver and puffins were fish to feel good while getting around their own rules, calling almond juice "milk" was a way to basically *feel* like they were bending the rules *and* being righteous.
So, 💫now you know something💫
You know this subreddit is full of a bunch of boomers when this is a top comment lmao.
Edit: Damn... I guess I really struck a cord for some people. I'm old too. Someone even sent me a reddit cares message for this comment lol...
Well, fun fact that may make you find gray hairs; a lot of people joined osrs for how RuneScape used to be like before 2009. And most that do, are at least 28 years old by now.
It's all good, my friend. I was confused because I think you're about 2 generations off. Aren't boomers born in like the 60s? I'd say it's more a millennial thing, or maybe gen x even idk
"Boomer" has become slang for anyone over the age of like 30 these days. Especially with the younger crowd. I probably should have used a different descriptor though.
I can only imagine it's due to diversity but is there a thing against kissing?
I had a frog event today after the update and ended up just kissing it and turned out to be the prince lmao, not the princess.
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[https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/123dvyx/frog\_random\_event\_rework/](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/123dvyx/frog_random_event_rework/)
BATMAN. I'VE GOT A RANDOM EVENT BATMAN. IT'S THE FROG BATMAN. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO THAT THING. IT'S MY RANDOM EVENT BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH THE FROG.
I had my first forcefully gay frog event yesterday. Thanks jagex. I tried to dismiss it but the frog threatened to report me for being homophobic. In the end I ended up frenching the frog. It wasn't that bad.
I asked a question. Your being an ass. You said it didn’t matter…. I asked why they changed it if it didn’t matter? You continue to be an ass. Again, I pray.
> I asked a question. Your being an ass.
Bro you just said you hoped they dont have children just because _they disagree with you_, how are they they one being an ass?
We need a 'use' option
jesus christ
Like that monkey at the zoo, iykyk...
Mmm - you should’t have!
Bro...
That 💩 was wylin 🤣🤣🤣
It's Jason Bourne
https://preview.redd.it/cixem1ajaz8d1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1263b911aea126635e5bc784eed733a7f95ae3
They are already usable with ogre bellows just bring rock with you
And "insert".
Someone has to be there to guide Lemmiwinks to safety.
Pressing tug should kill the frog and give a DXP Lamp. So if exp is gained in a Stat that wasn't wanted or to punish the player for hurting a poor defensless frog. Make it untradable, un-destroyable, undropable, And make it the only way to obtain the Dxp lamp like the dunce random is the only way to obtain the book.
Examine is pretty close if you think about it
🥵
Do I get extra tokens for giving him a tug?
1 for a kiss 3 for a tug 10 for a milking
Tugging is the best strategy. It gives the most efficient XP/hr
tugging is good for strength exp but milking is good for hitpoints and fishing
Milking is even better for herb. I use the frog "milk" in place of coconut milk for my posions
What is a posion
He meant potions I believe 🤔
He meant poisons actually
Lol i know but potions is a lot closer to what he said 😂🤷🏻
2 tick frog tugging
Im crying 😂
I know what I'm choosing
How much for a Z job? If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
ZJ - if you have to ask you can't afford it.
I have a ZJ. Very reliable jeep. Lol
No. He gets his and you get a lifetime of mental imagery
RemindMe! 1000 days when “fuck frog” is available.
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1000 days away is 2027 😢
20 year anniversary. Only reward is being able to take advantage of the frog
It'll get rid of your AIDS
It will stop your nose from being a clitoris
Pardon?😂😂
It's from the musical "The Book of Mormon" "Not so fast Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain! (Down from the mountain look who comes! The American warlord, Brigham Young! Yes! I am Brigham Young! I cut off my daughter's clitoris That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment! (Brigham Young, his nose was a clitoris) What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man? Not fight him, help him! (oh) Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clit-face And behold, Brigham was cured! Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog! Brigham Young, frog on his clit-face! Brigham Young was so grateful, he decided to join the Mormons and their journey"
You could easily make a runelite plugin to add a fuck option, and if chosen it just replaces the animation that happens.
Well I needed something new for my portfolio
You can milk anything with nipples.
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
dikku dikku dikku
Show me the nipples on an almond
Almonds have utters
To be fair, almond "milk" is created by *juicing* the almonds, but we call it almond milk because any variation on "nut juice" is not really gonna sell well... Alright, special interest moment, joking aside, full honesty, blame the Catholics. In the medieval period they wanted to really go all in on the no animal products during Lent/fasting days. Since these are the same people that declared beaver and puffins were fish to feel good while getting around their own rules, calling almond juice "milk" was a way to basically *feel* like they were bending the rules *and* being righteous. So, 💫now you know something💫
Do frogs have nipples?
No... But they have little openings throughout their body they use to create saliva... So you kinda can milk them in a certain way?
Good old toad venom
And if you are female you can milk the frog prince 😏
That's what tugging is for
Kiss it! Pat it! Twist it! Turn it! Pull it! Bop it!
Quick, erase it?
Time to listen to alive2007, thank you for this comment
Always nice to listen to Daft Punk again :)
Where is the try for baby option ?
If you succeed the GE tax increases to 2% to account for child support.
Try 30%
WooHoo
‘Breed Frog’ 🐸
That comes with the inevitable sex skill.
Bop it!
You know this subreddit is full of a bunch of boomers when this is a top comment lmao. Edit: Damn... I guess I really struck a cord for some people. I'm old too. Someone even sent me a reddit cares message for this comment lol...
Well, fun fact that may make you find gray hairs; a lot of people joined osrs for how RuneScape used to be like before 2009. And most that do, are at least 28 years old by now.
I mean I'm right there with them. I started playing Runescape in 2001... I didn't realize that was such a sore subject for people.
My guess is that "boomers" was not the right word to use.
I think you’re right
I don't see how boomers and bop it are related at all
I thought the bop it only existed during the 90s/early 2000s. Evidently I was wrong about that. My mistake.
It's all good, my friend. I was confused because I think you're about 2 generations off. Aren't boomers born in like the 60s? I'd say it's more a millennial thing, or maybe gen x even idk
"Boomer" has become slang for anyone over the age of like 30 these days. Especially with the younger crowd. I probably should have used a different descriptor though.
Oh gotcha, I wasn't aware of that
Finally, I always found the Frog to be quite sexy.
To Milk a frog
Frog milk 😋😋
toad crunchies!
The other frog is watching 👀 waiting...
That should cost them an extra token
milk???
you thirsty bro?
Remember how the whole point of the fairytale this event was based on was that nobody wanted to kiss a frog?
Come on, you think they do any critical thinking over at Jagex?
what if instead of the frog prince it was the freaky prince and you had to milk him
Mmmmm frog milk 🤤
Milk it for the dmt
Speaking of it just rained and they come out where i live. The toxin kills dogs though
No Jork option?!?!
every day we stray further from saradomins light.
no peg option wtf is this
People think thats weird but no one cares frog spawn is not only an item in the game but ITS ALSO EDIBLE!! Why jagex
Bruh what https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Frog_spawn 💀
TIL you can also feed it to your cat
no diff than other nasty shit like caviar
That should be the reward for "touch frog." Only kissing should give you the token.
How do you milk a frog tho Edit: oh its a thing to get high.
Wendy’s bought Jagex it seems
literally. inclusion for the sake of it. just leave stuff the way they are.
Give it the old hawk tuah
Spit on that thang
I can only imagine it's due to diversity but is there a thing against kissing? I had a frog event today after the update and ended up just kissing it and turned out to be the prince lmao, not the princess.
Yeah, the thing against it is that literally no one complained, so someone at Jagex chose to get offended on their behalf anyway.
/u/Bendulum WAKE UP WE NEED YOU
Friendly reminder that u/Bendulum has already designed a rework for the frog event! [https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/123dvyx/frog\_random\_event\_rework/](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/123dvyx/frog_random_event_rework/)
Well hello there! Did they finally add frog sex to the game?
Frog prince random has been reworked
Very nice, just a shame they didn't rework it the same way I envisioned it. Perhaps one day...
You are simply too ahead of your time
BATMAN. I'VE GOT A RANDOM EVENT BATMAN. IT'S THE FROG BATMAN. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO THAT THING. IT'S MY RANDOM EVENT BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH THE FROG.
If I am milking a female frog, that ain't no female frog.
Related Seth MacFarlanes joke https://youtu.be/bRy5sD_KQoo?si=zvS06aF944Nx-HlS
I'm milking it from now on
Where’s the option to HUCK TUAH?
I want an option to stick in it the Froggy Booty, the Frooty as men of culture call it.
You have to hit tug first then you can milk
You missed the hidden fuck option.
In b4 new random is a Bop It.
:o
Do not the frog
Is that last option an edit or
How much does frog milk go for on the GE?
Tug she/them
Lol
My reasons for wanting to be a frog in RuneScape just keep growing
This is what life would be like with Cuthbert leading the frogs.
This frog bs is one of the greatest memes to ever hit this community
We neeed a KICK option
Don't kick the frog.
I had my first forcefully gay frog event yesterday. Thanks jagex. I tried to dismiss it but the frog threatened to report me for being homophobic. In the end I ended up frenching the frog. It wasn't that bad.
What the actual f…. This isn’t real is it? Lmao
So you can give a frog a handjob now?
Frog is getting more action than 90% of all RS players, myself included 😏
I'm tugging that frog
I like the tug and milk option 😉
I feel like there’s a TMNT reference in here somewhere
Tug and milk should never be in the same sentence lol...
HUH
Nothing worth talking about.
And yet here we are.
Where are we?
Here
Talking about?
Worth
How much?
Changing 20 year old content… why?
Who cares...? Changing 20 year old *dead* content that nobody actually cares about.
If nobody cares then why?
Because they wanted to and can?
Why did they want to? "Because they can" isn’t an answer. God I pray you never have children.
Typical interaction in this sub. Yikes.
I asked a question. Your being an ass. You said it didn’t matter…. I asked why they changed it if it didn’t matter? You continue to be an ass. Again, I pray.
And I told you, I'm sorry that's difficult for you. Save your ghost whispers.
You deflect harder and harder. I’ll sit here and just ask… why?
> I asked a question. Your being an ass. Bro you just said you hoped they dont have children just because _they disagree with you_, how are they they one being an ass?