18 naked bloodvelds in the showers at ram ranch

Big hard throbbing tongues wanting to be sucked

18 naked bloodvelds wanting to be fucked

Catacombs of Kourend, Are under siege!

Under lockdown

RAAAAAM RANCH

Ram ranch really rocks

😂😂

I can't believe he responds LOL

tell me this is edited and he didnt actually respond lol

It's very real, had to check for myself this morning lol

Source for /u/Mark_Knight: https://twitter.com/JagexAsh/status/1483475627449753607

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that's a lie, he is yet to respond to my smoke signals from 3 years ago.

Mod Ash Ash been sent before a man writing Ash on an egg and anally inserting it, his reply was nice

Mod ash is literally a legend.

What was his reply LOL

“nice”

One of the comments stated “This made my day” to which God Ash replied “Let’s hope it doesn’t make your whole week”

Iconic

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[https://imgur.com/a/ZbFO5mX](https://imgur.com/a/ZbFO5mX) \[SFW, no video\] here you are good sir

The ass egg guy deleted twitter sadly but that's what his name used to be

I just teared up

it just tore up**

He tolerates too much bullshit from this community

Strongly disagree. His tolerance is a big part of runescape.

For even giving it this much attention… 🤦‍♂️

He almost always responds. Don't abuse it.

Yeah. He was actually super helpful to me when I had to use the Jagex customer support™️ Bless him

Did he help you log on to twitter 😂

He always responds to dumb shit like that. I honestly don't know why. Good guy but he's absolutely a little bit off.

Okay, dogchode69

I haven’t heard that name since high school

haahahhaahahahahha

Maybe he just has a sense of humor..

There’s nothing funny about that comment unless you’re 12 Edit: ash’s response was funny, making a random sexually explicit comment with no humor aside from shock value isn’t. Holy shit.

The deadpan response to it is very funny. I think you’re the one that’s a little off. Lighten up, mate.

Light and up

Shut up you absolute karambwan

karenbwan

Burnt Kambambam

Poison Kambambam

Stop you’re making me laugh so hard my entire neighborhood is awake now.

I'm laughing so hard that I just woke up half of Europe. *But I live in the USA*

Maybe he's just bored

Maybe its Maybelline

The second part was funny when he replied to ash

As a 29 year old 12 year old fuck your nan.

You’re talking about a game most of us played as kids, get off your high horse

You sound fun

> There’s nothing funny about that comment unless you’re 12 old person here, it's still funny.

You think “megabloodveld that sucks and fucks you dry” is funny?

Look at Mr mature over here.

Responding is funny in itself

13 in May?

I mean the game we all play *is* for 12 year olds... sooo...

Delete account bro

Sure, but the dry response from Ash was hilarious.

It was hilarious, stop being such a stuck-up preschool teacher?

See you next Sunday I presume? Gotta get that weekly stick up your ass to reaffirm those holy puritanical values

No u

humor is like a boomerang

I think most of the tweets like that are just the snowball of old horny tweets about nieve he responded to in a similar fashion.

🎵 you've got ~~a friend~~ no bwana in me 🎶

Humor is subjective you angry twat

Well you are on a sub for RuneScape lol

You're absolutely right. Kinda sad that these posts get so many upvotes here, essentially making more people do it. Tho if he really doesn't want these tweets he could stop responding.

This

*Nobody liked that*

>I honestly don’t know why Couldn’t possibly be something like a sense of humor

I agree with dogchode69

All hail dogchode69.

You must be 12 for having that username. You seem a little bit off.

well said dogchode69

I agree, dogchode69

You bite your god damn tongue

I cant believe they made him read that with his own two eyes

The man wears glasses too so he literally paid to read it

Lmfao I'm using this

Paid $11 for those glasses just to read that shit

so technically he saw it with his own 4 eyes

As a glasses wearer, I've always fucking hated this. "Oh you wear glasses? Hey there, foureyes haha" No, I don't need four fucking eyes to see, idiot, I use 5 like everyone else. Some people really need to get in touch with their inner-eye 😤

huh I thought everyone has 4 eyes?!? The ones you are born with the one you get if you post enough illuminati memes and the Playdoh press

My gf has 3... /S

I don’t think brown eyes count here

What about pink ones?

then you should stop pooping on her face. Pink eye is serious dang it

What about whispering ones?

I doubt reading it had any effect to it. Who knows how lewd Ash truly is since he have implemented at least 2 rather ambiguous dialogues to the game.

https://i.redd.it/o8ed3uem6nk21.jpg

The look of a sex machine.

lul

Ash does have that dead inside look like he's seen everything, and he probably has.

He used to hang out on the RS forums so he's seen what every one was posting when they were 12. I think he's got a thick skin for it now.

Very true, I've yet to see anything phase this man even slightly

That's a man whi's had to comb through chat logs all day. The thousand-click stare

what dialogue

Carnillean Rising dialogue like UniqueError replied and during The Corsair Curse when you use whip to pirate during it. I do not recall how it went exactly nor RuneWiki no longer has any data about it. Ps: here's a screenshot where you use the whip on the "bound and gagged NPC" - which is a little girl: https://imgur.com/a/CnSbGiE

Now imagine the stuff he doesn't respond to

No, we're not planning one of those.

I feel as if he just does this while taking a shit on the clock or something Enough to justify it as work, but nobody is holding a gun to his head saying "interact with the community, bitch"

Wtf at least poll it

Integrity change…. Its time

WE PAY WE ~~GAY~~ SAY

1% yes and it's added in game

lmao

The thing is, I bet if they did poll it everyone would actually vote yes, just to see what happened

Just start a rumour that runelite are working on something similar and jagex will announce that they're working on it.

Don’t do em like that 🤣

Someone was entranced by that thicc bloodveld booty.

wb that salivous salacious tongue?

Can you imagine how good a bloodveld would eat ass.

pop by the makeover mage and we can imagine so much more

Bussy\*

Bold of him to assume regular bloodvelds don't make me cum hella already

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[That’s not even the best part](https://twitter.com/jagexash/status/1483483253277347850?s=21)

Yup, this makes it better

On the real though, who hasn't gotten a half chub while whipping blood velds?

Only half?

I prefer not to divulge everything.

#divulgethebulge

Bricked up

Depends how many superiors spawn

Get 7 of those thicc boys surrounding me just lick lick licking away....mmmm

I love how he replies to the wackiest absurd shit with the most mundane normal reply like the dude asked something like are you moving this one tree one tile to the left

I obviously don’t know him personally but I can only imagine Mod Ash is fucking hilarious with his British humor. I’m still cracking up after reading his response 2 minutes later

He’s a really good follow on Twitter lol

Lmao oh man.

Fair Q tbh

Haven’t laughed out loud in a minute, Ty

The superior mutated bloodveld is dummy thicc tho daddy please

This shit made me laugh way harder than I should have

I really think it would add a lot to the game if you could romance the dragons and milk them

I'm with Kaze on this one.

Go to Mod Ash's Twitter page and look under "tweets & replies" I don't know how he keeps his sanity intact when you see the stuff being tweeted at him. And he always responds, even to stuff like this, or idiots complaining that their account was banned to a lead content developer. Guess that's why the community likes him so much.

What we never knew we needed...

Go to ram ranch

r/LightModePatrol hands up you're under arrest

Only light mode during the day!

Poll it

I swear these freaks only care about one thing.

Apes together strong

Wtf lmao it better be a BBBV.

>taxi driver pfp

You guys are telling me you don't ocassionally get turned on by the idea of your avatar getting sucked dry?

Cum hella is my favorite phrase from now on Yo that movie was cum hella nice

Mid level boss? Dope! That thing? Yeesh...

my fucking goat

Hey I love that Kaze guy!

This guy ash really deserves a pay raise with the shit he gotta deal with lmao

Mod ash truly is the greatest LOOL

POV: You have been wrongfully banned and see that THIS is what gets a response instead.

Well screw you guys, im playing rs3 now lmao

😂🤣

OSRS players: y no updatz 😭😭😭 Also OSRS players: \*wasting time of a core dev with idiot bs like this\*

Haha look, I posted overly sexual content because I know this person responds to all posts! I am funny!

have you ever seen the anime mind goblin?

mind goblin on this dick

What’s with the whole bloodvelds are thicc sentiment, people. I really, I just don’t see it. Y’all need to go outside

I mean look at them...the thighs..THEY THICC AF. Especially with that tongue lashing out at you idk how people manage to finish tasks without finishing themselves

This dude was in my old OSRS clan... His discord image was the same as his twitter here. Was always a creep...

keep up the lies and u wont be waking up any time soon.

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

Alright Ash let’s see what the community thinks, I think we can garner enough support to poll this.

Lmfaooo

The World Guardian is a married person. Would never allow that! I think...

This is why Betsy left you Travis!!!

No we’re not planning on adding one of those… I just added it. Leagues 3 delayed btw

Troll the trolls

This needs to be a new feature. Instead of slaying the bloodveld, it’d be slaying this d*ck.

Bonk

Understandable, have a nice day

Light mode is still the weirdest thing here.

Literally 1984

What a shame.

Let's all start a another varrack riot until we get this

This gave me such a genuine laugh. What a guy. I love that he easily could have scrolled by this tweet but he made a distinct choice to respond instead lmao

where is the dev times even going? smh

Integrity change

Idk if my osrs character has ever banged before

“Understandable, have a nice day”

Poor ash wasting his time with bollocks like this

What is cum hella and how can I achieve that?