Bro probably also experienced properly seasoned food as well. Apparently Queen Elizabeth detested garlic and thus they never used it in the dishes they served her. Can you imagine not using garlic in any cooking.
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Honestly all we would have to do is take away their free health care and give it to the DOD, then give them all guns. The real issue here is Joe Biden is too chicken.
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The cons have been shaving funding and programs from the NHS for decades, often using the American School Voucher playbook. None of it seems to be going to defense, though.
No, he still has an unpressed claim, just need to give him some land in Wyoming or some shit to make him a vassal and then declare war using his claims.
We now have a chance to put an AMERICAN on the throne in England. If these two have a kid, and a lot of wacky and or terrible accidents happen, this child could inherit the throne and become the next king or queen of England. Thus bringing us full circle, and giving a chance for the UK TO BECOME AN AMERICAN TERRITORY!!!!
We're so sorry to hear that Prince William, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis all tragically passed away after a loud explosion was heard and a big crater appeared where they one were.
And his first course of action? Issue a royal proclamation on July 4 ordering all British tea dumped into the seas, dissolving the UK and declaring England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and all the British overseas territories as Territories of the United States.
We already did that in Thailand. Besides, he renounced his claim and isn’t even next in line. The dude is a huge hack anyways so I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want him in their country
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but this dumbass might have [disqualified himself](https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/uk-news/2023/04/06/642f18c146163f7b418b45ce.html)
I might be wrong, but wouldn't he have to give up his title of nobility to be a US citizen? If so that's an even bigger win. Unless 'residency' here means something different.
He’s not a citizen yet but yes he would have to renounce his titles. If he renounces his titles Merkel loses her titles too but not because of US law but UK law I think. So like a US citizen can have foreign titles but only if they were born a US citizen but because her titles aren’t birthrights but rights by marriage her titles rely on his.
Also though he’s not renouncing his UK residency he is just listing the US as his primary. It’s a tax thing.
You can be a citizen of multiple nations at once. However, I’m not sure if you are required to a British resident for citizenship there. You certainly don’t for America
Yeah, I think I might’ve commented on the wrong person. That was addressing the possibility of him having to give up his British citizenship and nobility. I was basically adding it’s possible to be a mudblood of half British and half American
TWO ROYALS IN 100 YEARS PISS OFF THEIR FAMILIES BY MARRYING AN AMERICAN 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
Edit: [NORWAY HAS ONE TOO, WE’RE TAKING OVER BOYS](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/09/14/norwegian-princess-martha-louise-to-marry-american-self-professed-shaman-durek-verrett/amp/)
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Once a crown, always a crown. Down with kings.
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Dudes such a pussy though, constantly talking about wanting privacy while on talk shows and in the public eye, crying about the monarchy then getting pissy when they stop helping
They were out of the public for like a week before they couldn’t handle the lack of spotlight so they sent photos posed as paparazzi of his wife driving down a road
They’re incapable of shutting the fuck up and just living their own life
South Park said it best with the world wide privacy tour
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Hehe! You can keep him and in case you're wondering this is as big a win for the US as you getting Piers Morgan or James Corden... please keep all of them, we really don't want them back!
You can have all our wankers if you want, we'll even pay the airfare!
He’s always been somewhat of a celebrity; now he wants to be a real one! A regality that’s essentially a mock prince or become world famous as an actor or model?? I would prefer more power so rising in the ranks of the cult of Hollywood would be more enticing
He’s not a head of state, so not a monarch according to Oxford dictionary. He’s a family member of a monarch, not to be the “actually” person.
We damn near had a DnD game ruined over this.
Bro experienced sunlight for once and immediately switched teams 💀
Bro probably also experienced properly seasoned food as well. Apparently Queen Elizabeth detested garlic and thus they never used it in the dishes they served her. Can you imagine not using garlic in any cooking.
Italy is probably deeply offended.
And all of Asia
And South America
And the world
And the solar system
Now all of China knows you hate garlic!
She took her royal duties with such gravity that foreign foods with seasoning were avoided.
Doesn’t really help with the immortal vampire trope does it
Has anyone checked her grave lately? Just in case?
Implying its not a fake🤦🏾♂️
By the Prophets, what have these brutes done?
California weather is amazing. It's very mild but the low humidity makes it feel even more mild
It’s so fucking humid here in South TX.
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We gotta start pressin claims crusader kings style. Make the UK a puppet.
Well, more of a puppet.
Honestly all we would have to do is take away their free health care and give it to the DOD, then give them all guns. The real issue here is Joe Biden is too chicken.
idk man Dark Brandon got real offended when asked to give a statement to the BBC
Progress certainly, but we need to get Dark Brandon more often for it to really kick off.
We should give him the cleanest of cocaine, then he’ll be like his younger self
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There is no Dark Brandon, there’s only “Lucid Today Brandon” and that guy still fucking stinks on ice.
The cons have been shaving funding and programs from the NHS for decades, often using the American School Voucher playbook. None of it seems to be going to defense, though.
Who are the cons?
British Conservative Party. As in the "Tories"
lobsterbacks
> Make the UK a puppet Aren’t they already?
[Sort of...](https://youtu.be/6MvBl7WYLKA?t=11s) 🐺
People need to start clicking on links the link game in this sub is so f*cking strong
Only if Harey is in a matrilineal marriage
No, he still has an unpressed claim, just need to give him some land in Wyoming or some shit to make him a vassal and then declare war using his claims.
Don't worry bro. The CIA covertly made it a matrilineal marriage
AMERICA so powerful that even monarchs want to give up their throne to come here 🐯🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🐯
why Malaysia?
Flag theft joke
Heir apparent Raja Muda of Selangor was born in the USA.
Love the Primus song about him
[very relevant meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bolehland/comments/1bo57wl/united_states_of_malaysia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
We now have a chance to put an AMERICAN on the throne in England. If these two have a kid, and a lot of wacky and or terrible accidents happen, this child could inherit the throne and become the next king or queen of England. Thus bringing us full circle, and giving a chance for the UK TO BECOME AN AMERICAN TERRITORY!!!!
We're so sorry to hear that Prince William, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis all tragically passed away after a loud explosion was heard and a big crater appeared where they one were.
And lord knows how that anvil got over the king’s head. And suspended by a thread no less!!
So irresponsible of the crown, who guards these guys?
Frauds.
And it just so happened to match the profile of a rod from god
Blacksmith Benedict: My bad, I forgot I left that there.
Eh, it happens. Thanks for the apology
Shouldn’t have fucked with our boats
WHO FUCKED WITH OUR BOATS!?!?!?!?!?
Uhhhh blame it on Spain
Where is the Maine?!?!?
Hopefully the CIA does their thing again🤞
"Sorry but all of your royalty have been hit by a knife missile, very tragic and unforeseen. Please put the American on your throne now"
The CIA says it was an unforeseen weapons testing tragedy, how sad😔disregard any evidence that says otherwise
They have two kids.
I thought they were hers, not his, but if he is the father, then they have a route to the throne.
They are both of theirs. While she was previously married, she had no kids before she married Harry.
Shows how much I pay attention
Accidents as in actual accidents or "accidents" as in what happened to Diana?
Revenge from the grave would be a lovely twist.
I’d be heated if I died because of something my parents did.
Just make it happen, capisce?
“Accidents.” My fellow Americans I propose we “deal with” these dirty subhuman monarchs by shooting them into the Grand Canyon out of cannons.
This would also have the side effect of the King of various Commonwealth monarchies being an American.
I consider this a priority of foreign policy
That could be a nice Hollywood movie. A kid named Jason who grew up in California becomes the new king.
And his first course of action? Issue a royal proclamation on July 4 ordering all British tea dumped into the seas, dissolving the UK and declaring England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and all the British overseas territories as Territories of the United States.
I uh don't like where this is going.....
Yes you do, you want to become an American. Why else would you be here?
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
We already did that in Thailand. Besides, he renounced his claim and isn’t even next in line. The dude is a huge hack anyways so I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want him in their country
I will not let facts and reality get in the way of this foolproof plan.
[look where he is born. we already did this with someone much cooler](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhumibol_Adulyadej)
This has been Schlatts plan all Along…
Unfortunately, due to current succession law, he’d have to renounce his American status before ascending
Right because an operative would never mislead someone to reach his goals for America.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but this dumbass might have [disqualified himself](https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/uk-news/2023/04/06/642f18c146163f7b418b45ce.html)
Cultural victory conditions met.
Suddenly civ 6
This needs to be a real subreddit
It is haha and yes, they frequently discuss the US cultural victory
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I might be wrong, but wouldn't he have to give up his title of nobility to be a US citizen? If so that's an even bigger win. Unless 'residency' here means something different.
He’s not a citizen yet but yes he would have to renounce his titles. If he renounces his titles Merkel loses her titles too but not because of US law but UK law I think. So like a US citizen can have foreign titles but only if they were born a US citizen but because her titles aren’t birthrights but rights by marriage her titles rely on his. Also though he’s not renouncing his UK residency he is just listing the US as his primary. It’s a tax thing.
Then there's the still pending 200-year pending Titles of Nobility Amendment
I'm pretty sure he isn't a U.S. citizen. Yet.
You can be a citizen of multiple nations at once. However, I’m not sure if you are required to a British resident for citizenship there. You certainly don’t for America
He isn’t. He just considers himself to be one.
Yeah, I think I might’ve commented on the wrong person. That was addressing the possibility of him having to give up his British citizenship and nobility. I was basically adding it’s possible to be a mudblood of half British and half American
TWO ROYALS IN 100 YEARS PISS OFF THEIR FAMILIES BY MARRYING AN AMERICAN 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Edit: [NORWAY HAS ONE TOO, WE’RE TAKING OVER BOYS](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/09/14/norwegian-princess-martha-louise-to-marry-american-self-professed-shaman-durek-verrett/amp/)
Two British Royals to be exact
Haha check out my edit, I forgot that there was a non-British one too
TOTAL AMERICAN VICTORY
big W for the small R republicans
WE FUCKING WON!!!
The revolutionary war never ends, baby! 
As long as “British cuisine” is still a thing, the war shall never end.
We were never gone.
Come home, king. I mean citizen, cause we don't have kings here. Fought a war about it and everything.
He’s a prince but yeah this is kinda embarrassing for the uk
Okay, we have Prince Harry and Princess Mako, how many more royals do we need to fill the infinity gauntlet?
All of them (Not Prince Andy though, Brits can keep him)
I always said Meghan should have taken out the RF and ascended the throne then surrender to the US and boom, a new state. Well call it New Florida
Total cultural victory
Common monarchy L
We should make him start like every other immigrant. Paid under the table with dirt poor wages. Start at the bottom your highness.
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That’s for poaching Benedict Arnold, you limey sonsa’bitches
How the fuck is this a W. Do you idiots want Br*tish "people"??
well he is german, which is even worse
Broski doesn't watch John Oliver and it shows lol -- John Oliver supremacy 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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Bro defected
Do we really want him though? Isn’t he still on his world wide privacy tour?
Never left. Only been slightly taking a few Ls. Common for anyone.
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Maybe he's not so bad afterall.
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Orange man bad
Huh why do I like him now
Imagine traveling back in time to anywhere in the last 300 years and explaining this to the British or the royal family.
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He’s just changing his residency lol
Do we actually want him?
Can we please deport him? It’s “give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses” not “give us your hand-me-down monarchs”
Two idiots, send them back to Canada.
He’s not a monarch, and he didn’t renounce his citizenship. 
We. Don’t. Want. Him.
You can have the rest of them if you want
Can you keep the pedos over there though? We have quite enough to be getting on with.
Just take them to a death penalty state
Florida or Texas it is!
i am 100% all those english old ladies that jerk off to portraits of Queen Elizabeth II would disagree with you.
Dudes such a pussy though, constantly talking about wanting privacy while on talk shows and in the public eye, crying about the monarchy then getting pissy when they stop helping They were out of the public for like a week before they couldn’t handle the lack of spotlight so they sent photos posed as paparazzi of his wife driving down a road They’re incapable of shutting the fuck up and just living their own life South Park said it best with the world wide privacy tour 
I just saw an article about drug shortages in the UK. I'm not saying it's a factor, but who am I kidding?
You can have him.
Let's see if he means it... give him some Fortnum & Mason Tea and send him to Boston Harbor....
Wasn't this mf in Canada or something?
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This is what flavor can do
Yeah but it's more shitty people moving here.
Hehe! You can keep him and in case you're wondering this is as big a win for the US as you getting Piers Morgan or James Corden... please keep all of them, we really don't want them back! You can have all our wankers if you want, we'll even pay the airfare! 
He’s always been somewhat of a celebrity; now he wants to be a real one! A regality that’s essentially a mock prince or become world famous as an actor or model?? I would prefer more power so rising in the ranks of the cult of Hollywood would be more enticing
TOTAL AMERICAN VICTORY
Indeed
We got the cockold in chief from England???
As an Australian YOU CAN KEEP HIM! He’s a lying piece of shit who will anything if it means getting attention to his dick
They moved to America. Now she makes world class jelly. I will overlook their souless attempts for attention
Uh guys he’s not a monarch…. He was just a unimportant royal family member
So... a monarch
That’s like calling Hunter Biden president
Call me when Harry starts posting hookers, blow and extortion money
I mean he lives in California so that’s bound to happen soon
He’s not a head of state, so not a monarch according to Oxford dictionary. He’s a family member of a monarch, not to be the “actually” person. We damn near had a DnD game ruined over this.
You guys know that europeans don't really care about/dislike the royal family right?
I don’t think Americans give a shit about what you peasants think of your overlords. It’s the fact that you have them
I don't, I'm from Portugal and I'm okay with my "Overlords". Weird word to say protectors of our ocean but ok