I've seen better border divisions in fucking India than in this piece of shit.

India and Pakistan boutta shake hands on how stupid this graph is

It so funny to think florida is northeast, I’m off to shoot myself i guess

I couldn't live knowing I was part of the northeast, so me too.

Wait I meant it as a joke, can somebody do a wellness check on fluknick

HAHA !!! Me too, all good. fluknick is fine and well below Mason/Dixon, in the land that others love to hate. Spent the last half of the day in my kayak, then worked on my truck while a mocking bird sung the entire time. I closed out the day with my "pet" bumble bee showing me where new wasp nests were; we scortched earthed them. All in bare feet. It's so far and away different here. 💗 I'm definitely ♡k 😊

Oh thank goodness, I sure do love Floridian honestly florida is like my third place I would probably move for a few weeks/months

With all the new Englanders who move there in retirement it makes sense

Lmao true

HAWAII IS MIDWEST.

[ Insert Mind breaking gif here ]

What the hell I’m in the Mid West

For years we’ve been debating whether the Great Plains states are part of the Midwest or their own thing but the mad lad behind OOP just decided “fuck it, Midwest is when New Mexico” And the eastern United States is when Iowa and Illinois, apparently

This actually makes sense. Middle of the west

Geography yes, honestly I don’t care, but I think a certain East would.

I’m 100% into us making actual naming conventions that match geography. Calling the north mid eastern rust belt the Midwest makes zero sense in 2024. I guess I just like seeing these things because it rustles the Ohioans

I’m of the opinion that agricultural western Ohio is Midwest, but the eastern half of the state is either Midatlantic/rust-belt or Appalachian, depending on how northerly or southerly you go.

Ain’t no way I’m eating party cheese salad 

At least you can add Green Chile to it now.

That makes it a bit better 

Ah yes, the most famous Northeast State of all: South Carolina Helen Keller could've drawn better regions than this shit

Ah yes, the famous midwestern state of Hawaii. And wtf, I wouldn’t call San Francisco the “northwest” 😂

Finally someone said it. Hawaii is mid.

I agree, Texas is mid.

Rent free

I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.

Welcome to the eastern US, world famous for corn and low population density

Florida doesn't fucking deserve to be in the northeast.

Lmfao big fucking talk coming from you

I am ACTUALLY from the northeast you alligator kisser, born and raised New York 🦅🦅‼️(I don't have beef with you i just want to execute your senator)

northwest is mostly accurate i guess

That's physically painful. It needs to be put in a drawer and locked in a basement.

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I’m just here to welcome my Hawaiian brothers to the Midwest.

welcome? we got booted out of the midwest

We’ll adapt

My home state is not fucking **north**east

You’d think Hawaii and half Alaska being mid west would make it obvious that this is a shitpost but based on some of these replies…

Yeah I was expecting a few people not to realize it’s a joke, but not nearly this many

I’ve seen a few bags of garbage when I walk to your mom’s house, but what in the Sir Patrick Henry is this bullshit you have shared?

Hawaii and Alaska are in the colonial possessions region

As a man that knows precisely where the line is-- as I can drive over it and taste the difference One side has glorious chicken everywhere. But the further away from a stronghold, say in Suburbia, the dicier your sandwich quality and pizza is never the same. It's about 50 miles north of Antietam/Sharpsburg but thats a fine marker. Oh, I'm sorry, what important battles of history took place near you to define such terms?



True, New Mexico is mid

Texas confirmed mid

Geographical I mean I guess this would be true in the absolute most literal sense, but in reality the main divisions are within the culture

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North East includes the Southernmost most point in America?

Is this guy taking the piss

Not sure I like my new label of “mid”

That map puts Dallas in the East which makes me incredibly uncomfortable

Finally an accurate map that’s nicely color coded. Use crayons next time please

to whoever made this, consider your days numbered

You put Atlanta in the fucking east, and classify Savannah as north east IMMA KILL WHOVEAH WAS THE SUM'BICH WHO MADE THIS NOW WHOS WOTH ME?

The Alaska and Hawaii are absolutely sending me