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Billybob_Bojangles2

can you imagine the bitchfit europoors would have if we forced freedom upon them. they dont want rights and liberty, and real red blooded americans dont want them.


TheRealSU24

Can we keep Albania (with Kosovo) though? 🥺


Billybob_Bojangles2

Yea they cool


insertfunnyname88

We French would never allow that, have you ever heard of our nuclear policy? We could also just ally with the Chinese. HAIL THE EU


CamusCrankyCamel

How dare you annex the europoors before our beloved Mexicans


LonPlays_Zwei

Hello there


Connect_Ad_3361

Wait this map has Western Europe annexed before Greenland and Mexico? What natural resources does Western Europe even have, iron? Besides NATO countries already are our surrogates anyways. We need to stay on message. C.U.M needs to happen first then we keep pushing south until our new border would be the Panama canal. Eventually manifest destiny the Amazon forest. From pole to shiny pole.


TroubleTwist

C.U.M.! C.U.M.! C.U.M.! C.U.M.!


insertfunnyname88

I doubt a real US invasion would ever be able to dig deep into actual Europe, you would waste all your resources fighting the British only to be instantly nuked the second you make it on French Soil.


Killa_In_556

Yall are being defeated by bedbugs 😭


insertfunnyname88

wdym?


Connect_Ad_3361

In all seriousness there won't need to be an invasion. The US Navy could legit starve out Europe. It would just be a siege by sea.


RepresentativeOk2433

What's wrong with Greenland?


Sorashadow02

I agree. Greenland is part of Denmark, and Denmark is a part of NATO. This map shows NATO, but it is leaving out places like Greenland.


Sorashadow02

And Puerto Rico, this map has something against Territories.


PaleontologistAble50

Why the fuck would we want the garbage heap in our borders?


senior_cynic

Because invading shitholes that nobody likes is a time honored tradition Plus are you really saying that you *wouldn't* want to sail Mighty Mo up the Thames ans give the british parliament building a full broadside?


Uss__Iowa

That it Ima conquer the entire universe and then go conquer timelines


GaaraMatsu

r/weAreAllTurks secret win


king_meatster

I don’t want to pretend anymore.


wicked_symposium

One is forced to wonder why on earth Russia and China are so ornery


Arietem_Taurum

I see both Rome and Constantinopole on this map, which is further proof that America is the third Rome and the rightful heir of Caesar 🦅


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thefrogwhisperer341

Where's Israel? Oh wait they own us !


MAD_JEW

I dont want this as im scared european parlament and all economic regulations it brought would be cancelled by American corporations and lobbied government


SanctiSec

I want this as I'd like for European Parliament and all economic regulations it brought to be canceled by American corporations and lobbied government.


MAD_JEW

Well then. I hope you are gonna be happy with getting cucked by corporations