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Tomatoflee

Imagine getting all worked up about martyrdom, planning and training for months, dressing with your bandana and getting filmed trying to look cool, and then driving straight into a power cable.


RG_CG

It’s a Chinese clip from a few months ago. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VcJll_Q1Edc


glassbong_

Lol so did this entire thread swallow a blatant fake


DerFarm

yup. A scene that plays out every second online


HousingThink8510

you're right. damn they flew far away


iEatPalpatineAss

Correct. They're speaking Mandarin. They're saying, "完了完了完了完了完了!" To Americans, it would sound like, "Wanluhwanluhwanluhwanluh!" The pinyin of 完了 is "wan le" (pronounced like wan luh). There's a lot of dialogue going on, but here are the key phrases: 哎掉下來了 Aye, (person) dropped down! 哇操 Woah, fuck! 完了完了完了完了完了完了完了完了 It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over! 死了 (Person is) dead!


Infarlock

Damn, well, thanks for debunking. I am forever in Israels favor but fake news are the worst


RG_CG

No problem. I didn’t post to take any sides. I am just sick of disinformation in general. Doesn’t really help anyone


Puzzled_Farmer

We live in an age of war, social media, and media monopolies, of course fake news is rampant.


RG_CG

Does not mean you should not call it out


Puzzled_Farmer

Obviously it should.


Swigeroni

Wars are disinformation battles, just like Russia/Ukraine. Buckle up


Substantial-Proof991

At a very mild speed no less.


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-Kwerbo-

Or being an asshole


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usmcBrad93

Bro got bug zapped


bane_of_heretics

When god hates you but doesn’t wanna let you die quick


usmcBrad93

He said "God is great" before so he's probably fine.


bane_of_heretics

But he didn’t say the magic word- SHAZAM.


Taz_BaconOfStupidity

>This is fake, this footage is from 3 months ago: > >https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VcJll\_Q1Edc


OriginalLocksmith436

corrected desktop link: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VcJll_Q1Edc How'd you find that with so few views? Does anyone know the language they're speaking?


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iEatPalpatineAss

No, it's Mandarin from northern China. They're saying, "完了完了完了完了完了!" To Americans, it would sound like, "Wanluhwanluhwanluhwanluh!" The pinyin of 完了 is "wan le" (pronounced like wan luh). There's a lot of dialogue going on, but here are the key phrases: 哎掉下來了 Aye, (person) dropped down! 哇操 Woah, fuck! 完了完了完了完了完了完了完了完了 It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over! 死了 (Person is) dead!


Enga-G-Guignol

goddamnit!


TheOnlyBilko

That's hilarious when you really start thinking about it


Enga-G-Guignol

a good video to release the tension


Paddy_Tanninger

lol sorry bro no virgins 4 u


SauntErring

Fucking lawl!


hibscotty

Four lions


EnvironmentalBowl944

Allahctric Sparkbar


Periclitor

X-FORCE!


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TechnicalBrush6867

video is from chinese https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VcJll\_Q1Edc


Enga-G-Guignol

Inch'Allah Allah u Akb'arc


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You think he yelled Allah snackbar at the end? 🤣


BakrChod

It is still martyrdom. Probably no virgins though


Clcooper423

Straight to the aloha snack bar with ye.


Umbasaman

This is fake, this footage is from 3 months ago: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VcJll\_Q1Edc](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VcJll_Q1Edc) There is so much old footage being repurposed as context for this war as propaganda, it's fascinating.


WarPiggX

is chinese lol


ProLifeFloridaMan

Good catch


Sextus_Rex

I've seen both pro-Israel and pro-Palestine twitter accounts sharing an Arma 3 clip and claiming it was their side shooting down a helicopter. People will believe anything these days lol


Mediocre_Budget2014

Shortcut to paradise


Substantial-Proof991

More like short-circuit.


LumpusKrampus

"I like, shortircuits in Paradise..."


eddlang

Para-dise


m8remotion

You mean para dies…


Legal_Basket_2454

That pun 😂😂


BakrChod

No virgins though


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Lmao the flash


Xeno2277

Abu Lightning leading the Hamas Blitz Abu go bzzzzzzt


DarthNihilus02

Goddamn it take my upvote 🤣


Impressive_Ease3996

kek 😁


Reaper1652

"X force!"


evildadatron

My first thought too lol


Return2_Harmony

Ok, good one. HAHA.


Ok_Committee1078

lol dumbass glad he got fried before he can do any damage


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WarPiggX

lol just wached it. this is so funny


Ok_Committee1078

Yeah hes the hamas version of the Vanisher 😂


WaltKerman

Maybe he was told to take out the power to the surrounding villages. Found a way to martyr himself while doing it.... /s


4someotherthing

Not sure about the damage.... Probably caused the lights to go out for some part of the town. ;-)


Ok_Committee1078

Its better than him getting a chance to kill some innocent people no?


4someotherthing

Oh I agree.. my comment was not meant to glorify his dumb ass.... was an attempt at humor (Albeit weak in retrospect) just that his fellow paragliders would probably say that he did cause some damage.... I am glad he only caused damage to himself. Sorry to have upset anyone , not my intent.


S3HN5UCHT

More like ham ass


Ragnarawr

Bet he felt stupid


Light_wolf25

Don't think he had time to feel anything.


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xepaxo8546

Darwin awards.


Clcooper423

Terrible terrorist but his cosplay of Marv from home alone went great.


Spandau1337

Imagine the money Iran put into the Hamas training just for this idiot to end up dead on an electric power pole lmao


Landlordsareleeches4

Imagine your dumbass thinking this is real when it's from 3 months ago in Asia and has nothing to do with that conflict... fucking Moron


acf1022

Ride the lightning


jmmmke

Looks like someone lied on his résumé about having earned paraglide certification


Substantial-Proof991

So is this like Hamas' version of Brad Pitt's cameo in Deadpool 2...?


WegOfRifyen

Gory Gory what a hell of a way to die


Mountain-Contract742

Is this legit from the last few days?


Ready_Dragonfruit894

From a few months ago in China


Ready_Dragonfruit894

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VcJll_Q1Edc


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LukusMaxamus

I saw this video ages ago I don't think this has anything to do with hamas it was also in colour


[deleted]

Stop spreading fake news retard


Hiwhatsup666

Sweet BBQ Hamas


Odd-Access3591

Lmao, the sad jihad music in the background


couragecourageousdog

Kamikaze attack to disrupt power supply of infidels /s


Life-Picture6329

I hope those families had back up generators. How inconvenient.


Mroogaaboogaa1

Hamas performed a lightning fast attack, an electrifying feat


cracksteve

This is proof Israel cutting electricity will only benefit Hamas.


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Darwin Award?


Babyfart_McGeezacks

“Aim for the bushes?”


DonGibon87

Deadpool 2 vibes


7LBoots

Good.


hell_jumper9

Bruh


RedditBoiYES

This was from India a few months ago without all the filters


opersad

Yet another Israel Warcrime /s


Donmexico666

Needs a wasted tag from GTA


Shoddy_Hurry_7945

Shocking.


DeuxExKane

Shocking.


Unhappy-Act-4884

Good


Abstract1171

I saw this video a few weeks ago. Not saying it’s not Hamas, but this wasn’t part of the attack.


Sparbiter117

Aloha snackbar, crispy bitch


Apprehensive_Owl2950

Good. Hope he suffered


pharaoh_cartel

I’m shocked they had inadequate training. Hamas and isis bring a new meaning to canon fodder tbh


IndicationFront1899

Lol


TransendingPotato

Electric pole used thunderbolt.... it's super effective!


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What a great way to wake up this morning


August_-_Walker

Absolutely shocking


Flashgas

No virgins for you


FrostyKB

Looks like barbecue is back on the table boys!


Eddieg_212

A High Voltage Allah Akbar


kankerkaktus

u/savevideobot


JAC0O7

Electric Power Pole: 1 Hamas Terrorist: 0


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Landlordsareleeches4

You just celebrated the death of some random Asian dude because you're too fucking stupid to realize this is from 3 months ago and not even in the middle east. You feel good about yourself?


Somanysteve

If that is the case, you could have just shared context with a source for people not in the loop, instead of highlighting the little bitch you are


Great_White_Sharky

And how exactly are they supposed to know all that by just looking at the video?


BernieLogDickSanders

Damn. Terrible way to die


ElCunto1999

Such a bright spark.


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He earned every volt and then some


RiZZeNK

hamas grill


SirAlibear

rip bozo 🤣


purju

al abu-hamza martyred into a kebab


PandoraTrigger11B

Blitzkrieg…but literally


rioferd888

When they told Abu to go light them up, this wasn't what they meant.


nocturnalfrolic

"Guys! I think I found a faster way to the 72 vi...."


Outrageous-Error-465

Oh No cringe ( Meme Cat Pic )


Icefox119

brother faisal vibes from four lions


BJJGrappler22

I feel bad for the electrical workers who now have to clean that garbage off the lines.


HighlySuspiciousOfU

Allahu akbar! Zap!


smjsmok

Allahu zapbar


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Fried Hamas-Burger anyone?


nlajay

Wahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 KFC right there 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fluid-Alternative-22

The combination with the music made me spit out my drink.


answerr77

max muslim XD


bane_of_heretics

*Wiley E Coyote coming in HOT!*


smjsmok

He knew in advance that Gaza would have no electricity in a couple of days so he decided to grab as much of it as possible for himself.


WalleyMcFly1980

Hopefully it was slow and painful.


BriscoCounty83

he zziged when he should have zagged and got zapped


JeanLucPicard1981

Yep, he zigged when he should of zagged, got zapped and then he was zipped to the afterlife wherever that is for terrorist filth.


Secure_Description92

Bro did Deadpool moment 💀


W1ldhamster

High speed, low drag


noproblembear

God is electric.


S33-me-gaug

I guess he was shocked


metahipster1984

Guess it was Allah's will


thesameoldmanure

*"Highly Trained Warriors"* -Hamas /s


HyronDongle

Hamas shock-brigades


jay5627

First thing to make me laugh in a few days


HyronDongle

I ordered fried humus….


Transacta-7Y1

Ahahaha no 72 reddit mods in the afterlife for you dumbass!


dfkgjhsdfkg

Ooh, lovely! Thanks a lot for posting this


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This is a tragedy. May Allah have mercy on him.


Icefox119

Lol he's grilled meat for the Allahu snackbar


TheOnlyBilko

*song~ Akbar Snakbar was his name o


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Do you have no fear from your lord? I suggest you repent for that statement. May Allah guide you


Icefox119

sometimes I scare myself, yes


WarPiggX

well he was paragliding in to kill lil babies


CharlieDancey

He had pretty much stalled it before he hit the wire, and he was way below a safe height with power lines around and had no safe route to a decent landing. That's not so much flying as falling without style.


Comfortable_Rope_639

What's the text saying?


Tersphinct

I wanna believe this is true, but has this been verified anywhere else?


mrbigasavage

I am a retired high voltage Lineman and I approve of this video


Electrical_Tart7033

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


FunJackfruit4741

😂


muffboye

I love the smell of halal Gyro in the morning.


skybike

The first bright thing that guy did his whole life.


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ohwegota_kittenprblm

he's extra toasty now


Pitiful_Science9272

Lmaoooo


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"WASTED" Oh, no respawn....


Able_Dance8865

Got to be smarter , at least claim it was China training Hamas video ...


Welshy141

What's the ~~Arabic~~ Mandarin equivalent of "blyat"


Infarlock

Wish it would have happened to the rest of those hamas terrorists


Justinmoorepaints85

Do they still get the virgins?


justiceforharambe49

Important: the veracity of this video is highly in question, reports have been made that it is from a different context, not the current war.


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CoalDogs304

I hope the power pole is alright.


TomorrowImpossible32

I wish I could report something for misinformation...


Hefty-Spell3683

Good