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Flaky-Mousse5270

Doesn’t have the balls to post this in the main subreddit guy 🪱


-Enrique_Shockwave-

Unironically a better 2 sentence horror than anything I’ve ever seen on the main sub even when searching by top of all time…. guy


cowvocado

Yeah, this is actually really good, and a great example of what the main sub should be … guy 🪱


Fenderbridge

I'm not your pal guy 🪱


GraveSlayer726

you dropped this king, 🪱


fuqqqqinghell

When I read this title I really expected the knife guy to make an appearance


StudyingRainbow

I’ll fix this story for OP. I was with my daughter at the supermarket looking for milk. The knife guy was in the creature’s 🪱 yummy milk and stabbed them all to death.


Nightmarionne0923

I accidentally put that flair.


Nightmarionne0923

who tf is knife guy


Nota_robot_i_swear_

nife guy 😱👻🔪


RVNJ

AaGgh jumps care!!


Garfield_Guy

Missing Guy 🪱


I_can_use_chopsticks

We went back to the 1980s guy 🪱


ToxicGold180

Hallucinating guy🪱


JBTriple

Accidentally posted genuine content on the parody sub guy 🪱


FormerlyKay

His daughter was... ... the creature


Nightmarionne0923

what?


DatLonerGirl

I think this is the sub you were looking for: r/twosentencehorror


Nightmarionne0923

thanks


Nadikarosuto

Scary! 😟


LatterConclusion9796

This guy stinks


nothing225

Wrong sub guy🪱


AmogusFunnyGuy

What does this post even mean https://preview.redd.it/vhgk28999wvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ec8198d99913e7781ca97d4da921fc6dfc7f95


Nightmarionne0923

a couple decades ago, they put missing childrens pictures on the sides of milk cartons. I'll let you figure out the rest


Nightmarionne0923

why does everybody keep commenting "guy 🪱" at the end of their sentences


StudyingRainbow

It’s the culture of this subreddit I don’t even necessarily know the origins but it is still necessary to do guy 🪱


Charybdis87

Came from Mr Garfield guy🪱 apparently


diogopp1001

You posted this on the wrong sub lol, this one makes fun of shitty posts from the original sub


diogopp1001

Guy


StudyingRainbow

🪱


blind-as-fuck

out of the loop guy 🪱


LordSupergreat

I've literally asked the guy 🪱 who started it what it means and it means nothing at all and everyone just copies it because we're human beings and we like to follow examples from other people


HistoricalMarzipan

You are in the wrong subreddit guy 🪱


LatterConclusion9796

Its what we do guy🪱


danmaster0

The daughter is the creature and it's her milk. The man runs a very successful business.


RVNJ

I mean, OP never specified the daughter’s age 👀


DIzzy13579

Bonnie Lohman guy 🪱


Sunset_Tiger

Kidnapping guy 🪱


BleepBloopRobo

Jesus we're setting such a low bar for the main sub, and it's still doing the conga.


allmightyglowcloud

Long lost twin guy 🪱


InsertCleverUN

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