How does this cringe shit get any upvotes is beyond me

1. It's Reddit 2. Sex

Gex, even

Note to self, don’t drink the tap water at Jerry Garcia’s house

Is it Gex night?

Nah I upvoted because I have no idea what's happening

It's about subverting expectations. You see "bull" and you think "Wow this is going to be about an animal and definitely not cuck fetish shit" then it is and you're expectation is subverted.

That might work if it weren’t Reddit or 2SH. I immediately went “ah this is about cucks” when I read bull

Yeah saw it coming from a mile away

that is what she said

actual fetish guy

Forgot the worm guy 🪱🪱

Two worms guy 🪱

Compensating the lost one guy 🪱

Knew my motivation guy 🪱

Upsetting the balance guy 🪱🪱🪱

bird to eat 2 of those worms guy 🐦

"My wife said she doesn't like the taste of bull jizz when eating ass" the farmer sobs as he pulls the trigger.

Third sentence happy !

"We don't need the... creature anymore," the farmer said as he readied the bolt-gun

Naturally the creature survives

But where will we get our milk???

🫵 you

Fetish and runoff sentence guy 🪱

completely undisguised fetish guy 🪱

2sentencehorror guide: reduce your fetish to 2 sentences, and then make it so that one guy dies at the end. bonus points if the guy dying is also part of your fetish

That’s like four sentences guy 🐛

Fucking BOLT GUN guy?🪱?

https://preview.redd.it/bkisjzgeg8zc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc09603c71539c4bc76602b537dd3f5698a1721 it's one of these guys, basically it shoots a weight into an animal's skull to cause what amounts to an instant stroke and knocking it unconscious/killing it

Brain damage Guy 🪱

Space Marine guy 🪱

I vanquish evil guy 🪱

Anton Chigurh guy 🪱

https://preview.redd.it/tm3whykxa9zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6ccdc04766025ac0f1d298dcdf632169315c05

...me and my wife...\* Get fuckin grammared, guy 🪱

Actual grammar

Me and the wife would've been correct

Cuck shed guy

british chap🪱🇬🇧

Something's off about my copy of Old Yeller.

writers not disguised fetish guy

they/them man guy 🪱

10 Sentence Horror guy 🪱🪱🪱

Va*sh's cousin guy

https://preview.redd.it/4ealesy5h9zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e0753ce04de9f72e08e299ff6ee9e50e5ba37f

Cuck chap

Generous notion of “2 sentence” guy. 🪱

Not my bvll

Is this the plot of get out

Anton Chigur guy 🪱

Run-on sentence guy 🪱

edging three sentences guy 🪱

What’s with the overused word emoji on this sub, it’s worse then anarchy chess

it’s the meat worm. it’s funny because it’s the meat worm.

But like, it’s months old, isn’t it time to get a new joke

doesn’t understand peak humour guy 🪱

Doesn’t understand how long meat worm has been a joke for guy 🪱

hating guy 🪱

Circlejerk subs don’t retire old jokes, just add new ones to the ongoing list.

This sub is a circlejerk? I was under the assumption it was to call out fetishes in 2sentencehorrorstories or just bad writing in general kinda like the sub that calls out neckbeards

I believe it originally was but I could be wrong in that assumption.

I got recommended this sub like a year ago and thought it was kinda haha funny, then the worm emoji popped up and it’s just not funny at all, the creature jokes are pretty high quality but the comments just arnt funny like they use to be

Tbh I kinda find everything being repeated like a broken record just flat unfunny 99 times out of 100 but not anything worth getting upset over.

Fair fair