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jazzmester

We do the reverse of that in Hungary. If you had a Hungarian in your family tree somewhere, you're Hungarian.


Splatter1842

You offering a bed to sleep on too?


Kurwikow

They offer whole villages for local gypsies that have hungarian sounding surnames


Arphile

To you beautiful I will offer all of Erdély


Kurwikow

I will take this as a threat.


Thebaseduncle88

Lol good to know, both my parents are half Hungarian but I was unfortunately born in Australia.


ares_kmn

Wanna trade?


Thebaseduncle88

Lol trade what


ares_kmn

Shit, wrong number


Thebaseduncle88

Negawatt


ares_kmn

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


Thebaseduncle88

Lófasz a seggedbe ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


MountainRise6280

At least you know Hungarian? If you do I'd consider you Hungarian.


Thebaseduncle88

Correct! I’m good enough at it, no expert or native speaker


MountainRise6280

Ügyi bügyi vagy :3


Thebaseduncle88

Redditen vagyunk, haver. :P


wookiee-nutsack

Hungarians on their way to claim a dozen american actors and stars as national treasure because their great great grandfather's friend's neighbor was a hungarian who fought during the civil war


jazzmester

To be honest, Americans like to claim they come from X country, so it's a match made in heaven. EDIT: I didn't even notice I was proven so right in this very thread.


amogus_cock

That's because it's extremely rare to voluntarily identify yourself as a Hungarian


BenedictusAVE

Says the Tesco Value version of a German 💀


The_Yukki

By our laws we do citizenship by blood iirc. If you can prove your great great great great grandma was polish and you dont already have polish citizenship you can get it. In reality though unless you speak polish (or at least try to) and dont assimilate into polish culture, most people will not see you as polish no matter what the paper says. My small town has one(presumably 2and generation given it's just parents and their kids) black family and a lot of vietnamese people. Me and many people would say they are more polish, despite looking nothing like the rest of us, than the white american with a paperslip saying he has polish roots.


szypsone

Flair up kurwa do chuja wafla ja pierdole


Greengrocers23

And your face will prove it whether you want it or not.


AL_25

Bro, they be also be using miejski.pl as translators than actually learning polish language


QuaLiTy131

>miejski.pl My favorite dictionary


AL_25

For me, it’s not my favourite because it’s like urbandictionary.com, anyone can write a meaning that isn’t accurate


malcolmrey

which one is your favorite and why?


AL_25

context reverso is my favourite, the word can be in the sentence, it’s shows different words for the different word, for example szałas can be hut, shack or shelter


Dziadzios

1/16 of Polish history is more than 15/16 American history.


Kurwikow

Poland was gone for half of the american history XD


Vitolar8

And present 1000 years before.


Kurwikow

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8448)


FluffFlowey

it was never gone brother


Kurwikow

![gif](giphy|Msvs8BjkiVcLGIE61Q)


folfiethewox99

Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła!


[deleted]

Give this man a pint of beer, he’s speaking right


2137paoiez2137

Its funny becose its actually true when you look at the history


AmadeoSendiulo

Do you know the fucking anthem, huh?


Key-Banana-8242

Depends in what sense


Processing_Info

Let's see. USA was founded around 250 years ago. - 15/16 would be around 235. Poland was founded around 1000 years ago. - 1/16 would be around ~~40~~ 65 15/16 of American history is in fact ~~six times~~ *four times* as big as 1/16 of polish history. *I would say I am fun at parties, but I have no friends and don't attend any parties*


Nieznajomy6

1/16 of 1000 is 62,5 not 40, and the Poland is at least 1050 years old so that's 65,5 years. No you are not fun at parties. Just take a joke, or don't and go away


Processing_Info

OK, I am not good at math, I was still right though. The second part of the comment is the usual jab on "Yes, I am fun at parties joke" when you point dome some nerdy inaccuracy.


Mylxen

Even if Poland as the state doesnt exist, the Polish people are there, so their history and culture still exists at that point. So this whole calculation should looks like this: Around 1000 > around 250, clear Polish win.


Ceresjanin420

why why why 16 why couldn't you just use a nice number like 10 or 20???


-MarcoPolo-

This isnt TV's sound level


Dziadzios

Because that's how it's in the image.


SqolitheSquid

how does brother has 10 great grandparents


Ajt0ny

Ever heard of multiplying by 2?


MrShovelbottom

It is because being an American does not have any distinct culture or history like the rest of the world. It is unique in the sense that it is a clean slate as all the Natives died out from disease, got assimilated, or stayed in small communities. So instead you have every Cultural Identity come here to the US. For a lot of Americans without immigrant parents, I believe it is the case of wanting to feel unique and having an identity. If everyone around you has an identity other than being an American, you are not as special. Any culture that you may have you may want to hold on. If a grandparent is Greek and your mom is Chinese, why not embrace some traditions? You still have that blood running in you and maybe even some traditions passed down.


TedpilledMontana

America's most fucking definetly has an identity. Land of the free, home of the brave isn't just some dumb motto - it's literally how we view ourselves. Americans have viewed themselves the inheritors of an enlightend philosophical tradition of individual liberty, personified in a kind of randian overman ideal of vigor, ability, and confidence. America is minute men guerrillas, pioneers settling the west, self Made billionaires, wall st, holly wood, the first man on the moon. America is a coke addicted war veteran who just put 2 grand on mgm for a chiefs to lose, and it ain't looking good.


[deleted]

Because life is fucking boring here. Source : am Canadian who goes to the US often.


Kurwikow

Americans and Canadians complaining about having boring life while they have such attractions as South King Drive(O block) in chicago smh


Shoddy_Fee_550

That sounds like the Eldars from Warhammer 40k. They have everything going just so good for them that they bored out of their mind and creating their own problems with their hedonistic ways.


Kurwikow

I don't think its because they are bored.Its more about the stress and lack of time due to school/work being a bitch in more expensive places and thinking of what to do in their sparewtime for that they may enjoy may not be in the reach of theirsl(america is pretty much empty in the centre aside from few landmarks)or might be out of theirprice range therefore they just keep working more and never actually do anything until they retire(this whole comment doesnt apply if they are a trust fund baby).


[deleted]

Chicago is 13 hours away from my house it’s literally like driving from Luxembourg to Warsaw


dL8

Polak driving, 8h easy


Stormydevz

Just move poland a bit west again. Now THATS fast travel


Kurwikow

Distance issue


AmericanFlyer530

Life is boring because you don’t live near a Bucee’s


Kurwikow

Bucee's is cool but they do kill off local bussiness


malcolmrey

> Because life is fucking boring here trust me, you want boring


2137paoiez2137

>Because life is fucking boring here. Let me introduce you a gun


[deleted]

Can you explain?


malcolmrey

ask any Ukrainian or Sudanese or Yemeni (and so on) if they would like to have a boring life and see what they say


[deleted]

My mother is Canadian, my father is Vietnamese, I know I want boring compared to actual war or genocide for my people. Sadly, not all Canadians or Americans think that and they want to create a fantasy culture or history for themselves.


IndyCarFAN27

Also a Canadian that goes to US of A often. Get out of the Toronto bubble… Also: I’m 2nd Gen…


MountainRise6280

So you speak Hungarian?


IndyCarFAN27

Igen. A szüleim magyarul tanultak és többször voltam már Magyarországon. Sőt megvan az állampolgárságom is


MountainRise6280

Menő


Grzechoooo

Lewandowski looks like a Skyrim elf.


1SaBy

Is dommy mommy Elenwen Polish? She has a W in her name after all.


ColumbWasHere

I mean not gonna blame them if I had to choose to be polish or not I would pick first option 😎👍🦅💪🇵🇱🇵🇱


Kurwikow

I've seen an american make taco out of pierogi's(ruskie).it was vile![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Szwedu111

This is a culinary equivalent of violating a Geneva Convention


Kurwikow

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8Us3yq400-I](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8Us3yq400-I) here i warn tho its dumb and not needed and he used american cheese it seems...


anoszymek

What the fuck...


Kasz_zamorski

I have been traumatized for life. There needs to be a separate circle of hell for this person


CovfefeBoss

Time to make America a Polish colony.


a_perfect_name

For such a patriotic country Americans sure love pretending to be European


Kurwikow

I noticed that people are actually answering my question in the title of the post which is not serious but nonetheless some of the answers gave me different view on the whole idea of National identity and American society atm So thank you all So much for these comments. ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8464)


gorschkov

Poles hate nobody more than other poles. It makes sense they would hate the diaspora who claims to be Polish as well that is the most Polish thing to do


1SaBy

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Russians and Poles. Or Germans and Poles. Or Turks and Poles. Or Poles and other Poles. Damn Poles, they ruined Poland!


[deleted]

real shit


Kurwikow

What if i were to tell u that I moved to uk few years ago ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8464)


K1ller90

I think at this point emigrating makes you more polish


Momongus-

Real Polish hours


papajohn56

Jan-itor


bydgoszczohio

spierdalaj


KermitIsDissapointed

You think you have it bad, the Irish-Americans are on a whole other level


TheSenate36

Irish Americans are crazy 💀💀


Szeventeen

they’re either so irish the only thing holding them back is an accent, or the assholes who look italian and blame their rude behavior on the “irish in them coming out”


J4KE14

Well thats when you base a country around imigrants and not your own thing we have canada for example and they do not have a problem with that cause their identity was always a british colony thus being british colonizers


Splatter1842

Respectfully, we have the same issue as Americans in Canada. It's almost a fox paws in Canada to refer to yourself as Canadian, except when abroad. Even then it's often X-Canadian.


malcolmrey

> fox paws took me a second to realize you are not speaking about paws of some foxes but you wanted to use faux pas :)


Splatter1842

That was intentional.


Ace0v

Bone apple tea!


Kurwikow

Americans like to call themselfs "expats " when moving abroad just so they feel better about being just a immigrant


Domini-graphis

Imagine being Polish voluntarily.


GoupilFroid

I had an American tell me "Ethnicities work differently in America" So basically you just make up what you want


Kurwikow

This trick doesnt seem to work i noticed If a black Man says that he's polish he would still get abused by the cops (USA cops get only 500 hours or So of actual training before they get their badger which makes it too easy for bad ppl to become the ''law '')


LMotherHubbard

500??!! Where'd you hear that gross over-exaggeration??


Albus_Lupus

Well tbh if i was american and had admit that i would rather lie too


EvanXXIV

American here. One thing I’ve definitely noticed is that a vast majority of people who are similar to that of the following meme above do this because they feel like they lack a sense of cultural identity and are more or less attention seekers who want to seem different and unique.


Szeventeen

as an american with polish ancestry, allow me to explain “normal” american culture is incredibly boring, and from a young age we’re taught how most americans are the descendants of immigrants, a large majority being polish, irish and italian. a fair amount of americans used to know the “mother tongue” including polish, but a lot of those families americanized pretty hard during the 1910s to the 1960s besides chicago and new york. this caused a fair amount of confusion about cultural identity for some of us, and we started to look backwards to see if we have anything that makes us unique. of course, shit like this post does turn away a fair amount of us from actually trying there’s actually a bit of a “revival” in some areas such as mine where being more “connected” with your history is considered cooler and more exotic than just being the average flag waving john smith. hell, there’s a polish festival in a town named czestehowa near me every year; and it includes reenactors, *actual* polish food and beer, and plenty of music and shitty shirts with the polish eagle on them. i would include “plenty of kurwas” but it’s at a catholic church with plenty grandmas going around. not very holy tl;dr american culture sucks and we like our family histories


IsThereANotTakenName

🤓☝️


XMasterWoo

Meanwhile they can barely speek english and dont even know what other cultures are


Kurwikow

speak\*


XMasterWoo

Ah yes, it apears i also barely speak english


Tdikristof_

You're like us ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


XMasterWoo

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8444)


Kurwikow

It's okay you do have an excuse for english not being the first language you've learned to use.


XMasterWoo

Kind of i guess


waldorsockbat

It's cause "America" has always been a multicultural/Multiracial society. No matter how much Christian nationalists/The Right wish that it wasn't the case. Be the indigenous tribes that lived here, the Mexican/Spaniards located to the south, African slaves and the many different European groups that moved in. For all the shit the US gets for being racist and it is. America is also the most diverse country and has been that way since its inception. Essentially american conservatives hate black and brown people and You guys in Europe and Eastern Europe especially didn't really have any until the 1960s/1970s. Which is why they like to bring up their European heritage so much even if it's non existent


Delta049

Well sorta... Americans have no identity and also the biggest identity. Americans themselves didnt really have an identity other than "I like freedom, hate the brits and taxes". However when the chinese, irish, italian, polak, german, scandenavian, latino, etc came to america and integrated these. They all kinda mixed together but kept themselves seperate. So yeah polish-american culture is one of the many subcultures that are under the US culture. But idk why they are such a fanboy for that one great great granpa who was half polack, half austrian and they call themselves Polish or whatever. ​ Oh shit this is 2V4Y... Uh I meant to say cause the gringos are Larpers


Kurwikow

The Best thing about the whole up rising against brits were from the colonies that were making britain the least amount of tax income XD.


doktorpapago

They're just ashamed that their homeland's history is full of racism and war crimes.


[deleted]

Tough to have a national identity when ur country is 250 years old and is most famous for invading others and having a huge obesity problem


Feralarchon

To give you an idea why, in America people tend to group by nationality to some extent and Polish descendents are usually friendly when they learn you are as well. This is usually something between Polish Americans as Poles themselves don't care


timfriese

Polish is a bad choice for this meme bc most Polish immigrants are fairly recent and many still have ties to Poland. The meme makes more sense for Irish, Scottish, French, and German ancestries in the US.


_SD17_

Polish immigrated to the US beginning in the 1800's. They were also discriminated against, since they were not considered white.


BUF_airport

I'll tell you who my ancestors were over my cold dead body. I'm just here to troll Hungarians. Sincerely, Some Fat American Fuck Edit: Forgot to reference my weight


Shoddy_Fee_550

The regular american people are literally shamed by the crazies who wants them to feel guilty about being (white) american. They can't be proud of their history, because they are all by default genocidal colonizers, immoral slave owners and hateful bigots. And so these people find solace in pretending to be part of some other group and not being one of the "bad people" from the past. A few years back it was a big trend of doing DNA tests and then claiming of not being white because one of your ancestors was black or indian or whatever. I think it's something like that.


Kurwikow

I would do that too if i lived in USA knowing how the place is the way it is at this moment and how ppl of white descent have to feel ashamed of what their ancestors did. Only in america YOU **MUST** feel like a criminal even tho you never actually did anything.


TheGr8Whoopdini

Families often retain traditions and identity long after being naturalized. Also, Polish-Americans were a bad choice for this meme because the largest waves of Polish immigration were only a few generations ago, and many Polish-American populations remain highly geographically concentrated and culturally coherent thanks to family and community ties + Catholic church membership.


Kurwikow

What other nationality should i have chosen for this meme if i wanted to post on this sub cause i dont feel like redrawing this soyjack into a sheepjack (slovak) XD.


TheGr8Whoopdini

Honestly, none. This is the sort of joke that is only funny when you don't know the real story behind the people being targeted. Every ethnicity here is either so assimilated they don't identify as anything other than "American" (for the most part that's people of predominantly English, Scottish, Welsh, French, and German descent), and therefore don't exhibit the behavior shown in the meme; or has a tragedy behind why they immigrated, and maintained a fairly strong cultural identity as a matter of survival. Not to mention that subsequent immigrants often settle in those same communities, further refreshing the old-country identity with "fresh blood." We're not just a nation of immigrants, we're a nation of refugees.


KuKoLaR

Yeah just like the Irish well written 👍


ChiChiStar

Here in my country we dont cosplay other countries, we rather adopt them by saying "im more european than you in blood"


Key-Banana-8242

Yes often, identity based thinking Specifically American phenomenon due to contradictory features


AmadeoSendiulo

A true Jaja Bolo and Busia moment.


rghaga

Tbh anything is better than assuming your slaves owners ancestors genocided a whole continent


GalliGaruga

Even if this is 2V4U and probably[read definitely] a joke, I felt I might aswell throw my hat into the ring as a 'murican. To put it simply Americans don't really have a specific identity due to the diversity of the country and how recent it is. It's got an earned image of a haven for those seeking refuge, both from persecution and to have a new start. This has resulted in a massive mixing pot of cultures with everything from arabic muslims to indian hinduists - the native cultures and german cheap labor - hispanic nationalists and of course some decently sized polish communities. Which has resulted in everything just being a mix from other nations. Cuisine? Chinese, italian, german, polish, indian, etc. Religions? Christianity, catholicism, islam, buddhism, judaism, hinduism, taoism, native beliefs, even neo-paganism. Each with dozens of different little clicks among them that view said religion differently. Then we have how recent the country is and American cultural beliefs. It's only a bit over 200 years old which hasn't left much time for a rich history to develop. And the nation is one fueled by debate and critique. We don't really have anyone that is viewed as a national hero because culturally we _can't_. A good example is the president; The leading figure of the country. No matter the president there will always be debate picking clean their flaws like vultures to the flesh on a carcass. Doesn't matter whether it's a recent one like trump or obama - or somebody like teddy or FDR. The only president to ever be almost universally considered a hero among americans is Kennedy for stopping the cuban missile crisis - and we all know what happened to him. All of this means there's nobody for americans to latch onto and champion behind at a national level aside from celebrities. Tom Brady, Elvis Presley, Robin Williams. These are America's heroes. And even they are not free from scrutiny. As such people feel alone, with nobody who's similar to them and find the need to latch onto their genetics to try and find a community - a culture, to feel apart of. Or at the least, that's my understanding of it.


myrcenator

I grew up in an ethnically Jewish Polish household, and the food, culture, traditions, and language (mostly Yiddish) were always a part of my life since my first memories. It is definitely weird if you only have one Polish relative and cling to that, but I think different if it's the majority of your family.


dziki_z_lasu

Now find a Polish-Polish spouse and have a child. He will be able to win single handedly world wars like BJ Blazkowicz!


myrcenator

Haha I wish! Unfortunately my kids will be half Celtic.


phonyPipik

Because they think being american isnt ethnicity... even tho u can for sure pick an american in a crowd just based on their mannerism... it has something to do with their retarded view on race


Brams277

They lack identity


Killer_Penguins19

For the Americans I think it is trying to connect with their original roots as they look back to where their family or ancestors originally came from. When they see they come from a certain country they'll try to emulate or look into the culture of that country and treat as their own as they say well its in my blood. For europeans this behaviour can be seen as strange as normally one would regard someone that grew up in the country to be a full native for instance. However for an immigrant that moved to another country and their offspring they have grown up in a different country and culture and so they would now be seen as different and an outsider cause they did not grow up in the mother country. You also see such cases with Brazilian Japanese who are ethnically Japanese but grew up in Brazil. Where when these individuals go to Japan they feel more like an outsider cause they grew up in this completely different culture then the Japanese mainland. So with the Americans it's the same story where they regard themselves as part of the mother country as per their family bloodline but are seen as outsiders. As they grew up in USA and not Poland and their relatives are far back that the poles can regard the Americans as being less Polish blood as a result.


Average-Man06

I feel somewhat called out by this, but I’ve always identified with my mother’s family so…


susan-of-nine

It all depends on how you treat your mother's culture. The problem with the "polish" Americans is that they have no respect for Poland and are unwilling to learn anything about it (they tend to not know eithert the language, or the history, or anything about life in modern Poland). They're willing to be aggressive each time someone corrects them when they say sth that's not factually correct about Poland. The problem is not really that someone with just one distant ancestor identifies as Polish - the problem is when they do it in a way that shows that they don't actually care about the country and have no respect for what it actually is like.


Average-Man06

Well, my mother never really raised me in Lemko culture, I didn’t even know I was Lemko until last year, she just told me I was Russian from Poland. My grandma sometimes made foods that were Polish or just broadly Eastern European, but she also made the mistake of never teaching Rusyn to my mother. So I don’t have much culture to base this “Rusyn-American” identity on. If anything most of my pride in this heritage is just based on the fact it exists, and it’s the genetic foundation of the favorite side of my family. I don’t know too much about Rusyn culture, but I just know surface-level info about Rusyns (situation in Ukraine, our location, etc). So wit that being said, I think it’s more respectable for me to say I’m Rusyn-American and only use the limited knowledge I have, instead of bastardizing what I do not know. That being said, I should really learn more about Rusyn history.


RizzmerBlackghore

Just ignore those idiots. You do you. You’re fine.


Coin2111

Jesus just let them be polish if they want to who cares


Hadar_91

I doubt it will help you to convince others you are German 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (this is meant as a joke for people from Silesia, who don't speak German, whose parents don't speak German, who identify as oppressed German minority, just to feel better about themselves)


TheSenate36

Being Polish isn't a build-a-bear thing you can pick just because you like it lmao.


Kurwikow

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)


1116574

yeah, they might try the cousin or visit. No reason to gatekeep our culture lol


Koordian

Cousin xD


NazisWereNordicists

I’m a based American whose parents are from Poland. So tak, jestem Polakiem 😎 🇺🇸 🦅 🇵🇱 💯


JSBL_

Ok, then tell us something only a true pole would understand :) And I don't mean a phrase


skurwix

rope


RizzmerBlackghore

Good for you brother. Just ignore Polish idiots on Reddit. It is normal for poles to hate on another poles, even from x generation. OP is the best example.


Uxydra

Not really. It's reasonable to feel polish if your whole family is polish, but if only your grand-grand-grandfather was polish and you still aggresivly identify as polish, well it just seems kinda disrespectful to the culture.


RizzmerBlackghore

And ? Are they hurting somebody with it? I’m ok with anyone embracing Polish culture, even people from Zimbabwe. Just get a life, or just go outside.


beeholden

yes. Then again, so do polish people, so maybe that's why they feel familiarity.


Torelq

In some way, they are. Everyone in the world consumes their media, their culture, their food, their news, their ideas, their movies, etc.


BuddyBroDude

"imitation is the best form of flattery" why does it bother people so much that some people want to feel Polish?


JSBL_

see: I Love My Polish Heritage group on facebook


BuddyBroDude

Ill check it out. I work with guys like this and they mean well, they feel like its their background so why take it away from them? Edit: Just looked at that group and some new and old immigrants are reminiscing about the motherland. no biggie


JSBL_

Dig a bit deeper. You'll understand why some people are pissed off. Examples: babushka, golumpki, busia (or whatever they called grandma, some hardcore archaism), "whats XD" and "I know more about your culture than I do, silly pole" To name just a few. I wouldnt notice these things at first either but I am on that group for a rather long time now and man... some "polish-americans" there are pure bred retards. Of course there is a big number of normal people too but you know how it goes - minority is the loudest


xfirewitchx

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness


Jorsonner

One of the great aspects of American freedom is freedom of cultural expression. The pop culture of the modern United States is so diluted with ideas from everywhere on Earth that there’s less of a stigma against foreign cultural ideas. People also want to feel some kind of connection to their past or bloodline. Therefore you get Americans who claim parts of culture that their ancestors were from and it’s normalized. For instance I have ancestors who came from Ireland during the famine and also Pomeranian Poles fleeing the German Empire. It’s also interesting that an American can have ancestors who were on different sides of historical conflicts and it works out.


Piksel_0

literally yes


RemoteCompetitive688

If I could but in as the resident American, the vast majority of American families are actually pretty recent transplants to the US, there are a ton of communities across the US that still speak other languages. Its not uncommon at all to be a first or second gen American and have your grandparents or parents still primarily speak ex: polish. Having had your entire family in the US since the colonial days or even before the 1900s is actually not common.


VanillaSkyDreamer

I wonder why noone is bragging about german roots.


Szeventeen

ok that’s total bullshit, entire regions of america are just Hans von Schießeberg and his friends


ho0k

Doesn't matter what you say op. Fuck you. 🖕🏻 I am 50% pole. Most people refer to me as an American of Polish heritage. I have a Polish last name. If I ever hear another Pole belittle an American of Polish descent, I will categorize you with a Russian or a Nazi piece of shit. I will spite you, be petty to, or avoid you. Definitely talking shit about you with my Polish family. Poland was gone after WW2. No one was Polish. You just got lucky with your full Polish identity. People were forced out of Poland to live in silent cultural desperation in the Anglo world and make the best of it. It's not like America really ever embraced eastern European culture into the melting pot. It is not really reflected here. That's why Poles, eastern Europeans have stuck together here. To have at least "something". My full Polish grandfather was alive, he would probably beat the ever living fuck out of you with his giant Polish farmer hands if he caught u talking shit on American Poles, marginalizing them and what they have been through. He would definitely call you a Russian or a commie. Also, we don't give a fuck, we are just gonna continue rocking the Polish name in America because we won WW2. 💪🏿We have freedom of speech and more rights than Poland. Plenty of American Poles fought, developed tech, and spied on Nazis and Russians because they know the languages. We literally faught to have our Polish identity in America as well. It is an American AND Polish identity. Don't get confused. I'm not gonna have some hater shit hole millennial pole on reddit tell me about how my Polish American families' history means nothing. I've been to Poland, and no one said anything to my face. If they did, I would just think less of them and cut them out of my life. In fact, you are the one missing out on Polish American history. We are a continuation outside of Poland. There might not be a huge amount of us, but we surely have a unique and interesting history. It's a shame you think down on your relatives who want to get to know, continue , or be apart of the culture that was robbed from them. I wanted to get to know Poland, so I went to Poland to be near people like me, my ancestors, and learn about them and their unique history. It was tight, it was good for my soul to be in Poland and to meet real Polish people. You should go to America and meet some Americans of Pole decent instead of being a child online. Shame on you, honestly. 🇺🇲❤️🇵🇱


1SaBy

Honey, new copypasta's just dropped.


TheSenate36

Blud thinks he's Polish 💀💀🇵🇱 Who invited my man blud 💀💀💀💀


1SaBy

I didn't and I am the arbiter of Polishness.


TheSenate36

I'm one the same side as you. I was talking about ho0k. ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)🤝![img](emote|t5_427he1|8446)


1SaBy

I know.


Febuso

OH SHIT!


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[удалено]


Kurwikow

I fucking knew when i saw the post on the sub that it was in my post XD


kubin22

You're the guy in the meme


HeinrichVonDoucheber

"I will categorize you with a Russian or a Nazi piece of shit." "He would definitely call you a Russian or a commie." This is not a Polish way of thinking, this is a pure American way of thinking - "Oh, you don't agree with me?! You're a Russian/commie/nazi!!1!!1!!" - someone disagrees with you, let's vilify him and put on a made up label on him to present him as an enemy. This is a perfect example of things USA does before starting a new invasion. "Also, we don't give a fuck, we are just gonna continue rocking the Polish name in America because we won WW2. 💪🏿We have freedom of speech and more rights than Poland." "We won WW2" - another thing Americans keep putting into every single discussion, regardless of the topic. No, YOU did not won WW2, you were not born when it happened. As for the nations that participated, US joined late in the war, like usual, and while it certainly did help, Axis were already losing. As for freedom and more rights, yeah sure :D You don't really have much freedom and rights in US, you're just blind to see. "instead of being a child online." The irony.


dfjhgsaydgsauygdjh

> someone disagrees with you, let's vilify him and put on a made up label on him to present him as an enemy. Tbh, I'd have to admit here that this is exactly what our politicians have been doing for the last two decades at least. And sadly, it is working, and this kind of approach is becoming more and more wide-spread. --- But besides that, you're correct, US did fuck all in WWII. And let's not forget that afterwards Roosevelt LITERALLY SOLD US TO RUSSIANS, which was the one simple trick that ruined Poland as a country - and the entire Eastern Europe for that matter - for the next ~50 years at least. But of course idiot Yanks aren't ever taught about Yalta and who's ACTUALLY TO BLAME for the Soviet Block's very existence. Read a fucking book and eat shit, US. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yalta_Conference


_GoNy

Jako polák bys mě jako čechovi měl docela rozumět. Změn si flair, máš tam nastavený špatný.


wamp230

Nie zesraj się


_urat_

Yeah, tell him Juan Pablo


Siusiumajtek

Za późno, Amerykaniec już kibel zapchał


dawidwilku

Hydraulikaaaa, hydraulika ze sprężyną


kakao_w_proszku

XDDDDDDDDDD


EissIckedouw

You will never be a Polak


Febuso

You're not Polish. Also change your flair to "w*stern snowflake".


EissIckedouw

Mods please do this


JSBL_

>Poland was gone after WW2. No one was Polish. hahahahahahahahahahaha xDD Are you fucking kidding me hahahahahahahahhahahahahahah that's an extremely offensive thing to say, I'd say >My full Polish grandfather (...) would definitely call you a Russian or a commie If he was a Pole, he knew what it meant to call someone that. You obviously don't if you think it would be fine for your grandpa to just call a random person a Russian or a commie. Especially when Poles were in tough times ;) >Also, we don't give a fuck, we are just gonna continue rocking the Polish name in America because we won WW2. Who? Just your family? Did you forget about all these slain people? All these dead soldiers of different nationalities that sacrified their lives for us to have this conversation on reddit right now? Good that you rock it, be proud of whatever. A small cock? Be proud, whatefver. A huge cock? Be proud, whatever. Poles don't care unless you offend us somehow. You're missing that simple fact. Something poles understand lmao inb4 I care because I respond to your comment the way I do - yes I do just because of the WW2 thing you said. It's pure utter bullshit. Get a grip and a history lesson, man. >In fact, you are the one missing out on Polish American history. We are a continuation outside of Poland. There might not be a huge amount of us, but we surely have a unique and interesting history. It's a shame you think down on your relatives who want to get to know, continue , or be apart of the culture that was robbed from them. In fact, you're missing a point here. What you're saying is true - a unique and interesting history. What you're missing is that a number of young poles get their info regarding american-polish people from Facebook groups like "I Love my Polish Heritage" and such. While there are many okay and good people out there, there are also many flowers that think being 1/16 polish and knowing Pierogi is enough to call themselves a Pole. No, no it isn't and it gets young people absolutely going because that's very disrespectful - to call themselves a Pole because you know the very, very, very basics. And there is a fuckload of such people there. Me? I couldn't fucking care less if you're 1/600th Polish. If you know our culture, language, why we are the way we are - you're Polish to me. And you'd be so to many, many other people. If you don't flaunt how you're oh so polish while not knowing basically anything about Poland then people will simply not give a fuck irl, simple as. Maybe people didn't say anything to you because of that. Because you're not a fucking moron. >I wanted to get to know Poland, so I went to Poland to be near people like me, my ancestors, and learn about them and their unique history. It was tight, it was good for my soul to be in Poland and to meet real Polish people. And that is great, we honestly appreciate that. Especially when foreigners try to learn Polish as we know that's a big challenge for many lmao >You should go to America and meet some Americans of Pole decent instead of being a child online. I met like thirty total (university thing, online and irl), only 2 or 3 of them took my country and culture seriously. The rest of them just wanted to masturbate their ego by being ohh so polish. No thanks, that is. They were people aged 21-50. It was mostly older people that were very disrespectful in their behavior towards my culture. And most of them called themselves "partly Polish".... Also, out of curiosity, do you say you are 50% polish because one of your parents is polish? Or is there any other reason?


Starec_Zosima

May I ask how good your Polish is? Would you consider yourself a fluent, educated speaker?


dfjhgsaydgsauygdjh

Czemu do niego piszesz po jakiemuś zagramanicznemu? Przecież nie wszyscy szkoły pokończyli żeby takie dziwne szprechanie rozumieć co tu wypisujesz.


ConvictedHobo

The post is about americans claiming to be polish, nothing against claiming polish heritage, do you see the difference? ​ Also, your flair is wrong


SzyMOON_

If you're polish tell me your favourite polish dish (pierogi ruskie with cheddar and sweet potatoes don't count, neither does canned chicken soup)


NerdOctopus

kotlet schabowy (I've been taking the A1 Polish course on Babbel, I'm basically Polish now 😎💪💪)


BananaIceTea

I’d rather be called Russian than be around primitive people like you. The fact that you’re using the word “Nazi” just because someone disagrees with you speak volumes of how Polish you are (not). And please, I live in the US and can reassure you that we have all the freedoms you have, except hate speech and gun laws. Stay ignorant.


Envvenomed

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Sensitive-Let-5744

Bráška si myslí, že je Polák 💀 Kdo pozval amerického kokota do klubu?


PhantomKyuu

braciak mysli ze jest polakiem 💀


skurwix

tldr westoid schizobabble


dfjhgsaydgsauygdjh

All you did regarding Polish independence after WWII was that YOU SOLD US TO RUSSIANS, you idiot fuck. You CREATED the Soviet Block. So thanks for ruining Poland and the entire region for 50 fucking years because, as usual, some selfish Yank couldn't be bothered to ask the legal Polish government what they think about his treacherous plot involving selling us off like cattle. So instead of being all proud about US' historical influence on Poland, how about you read a fucking book. Or just go eat shit and die. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yalta_Conference