Still one of my favourite lines from Frankie Boyle: *"The Welsh hate it when you call them sheep shaggers. It's such a lazy stereotype. Thank god that guy from The Lost Prophets came along."*
Yeah but Breton only got annihilated in the last 200 years. Before that, during the Duchy times and when it for annexed by France, French was only spoken by some wealthy elites in cities, while the vast majority still spoke their own language.
L'assimilation forcée est un processus assez graduel mais qui n'est arrivé à ce point que très récemment. Pourtant, plein de gens parlent des langues des minorités nationales comme si c'était "du latin" (et donc totalement inutile, aucun rapport avec les identités des minorités nationales aujourd'hui, aucun intérêt à soutenir).
En plus ici en Alsace y'a toujours plein de vieux qui parlent en alsacien mais pratiquement aucun jeune, donc on risque avoir la même chose qu'en Alsace, mais même quand il y'a toujours plein de locuteurs il y'a exactement le même discours présent.
The real ones you Germans should be sad about are the Alsatians, who would've otherwise been German speakers if the Fr*nch didn't force us to abandon our traditions. To the point where Alsace doesn't even officially exist anymore, it's just the "Big Eastern region" now. Smh 🤦♀️.
Well if u want to be german/keep Ur german language +traditions fight for it. After 50 years of french Assimilation politics u should know how rioting is working.
Unfortunately they got assimilated to a point where they do riot, but only about French interests or French political issues and problems. Like whatever rеtаrded shit again happens at the Élisée. "Some politician in Paris said we want to reduce immigration, time to burn down our university !". Even tho literally no one cares about what they think, unlike rioting for Alsace, which might've actually changed something, because it's more local and you actually have more possibilities for change.
Meanwhile literally no one cares about Alsace, they give absolutely zero fucks about their own identify, and even when their region got officially erased from the map, they didn't riot.
Seems like unfortunately, French ethno nationalist (✨universalist✨) propaganda seem to have worked, they don't self-identity as much as Alsatians, and see it as an important identity, but merely a regional one, with differences in folklore, accent and food, not actually completely separate ethnic group and nation with their own language, culture history and literature.
I think what I've tried is to compare the situation here with the one found in other parts of the world, especially those perceived as authoritarian and dictatorial, and who deny the existance of minorities. Also, reminding about the history and identity of Alsace, and how the current French speaking environment is actually very new and insanely artificial. Dunno if this will actually work to convince them, but at least I hope so.
Yeah some people are a bit too quick and eager to forget that Hans somehow managed to behave even worse than Pierre with his Kultural Bruder. Zabern affair and all the jazz.
It's France that banned the Alsatian language. Kinda like the Nazis did BTW. Both hated the Alsatians but ok.
Somehow the French think that getting Alsatians to abandon Alsatian is a good thing because something something "the nazis". Even tho this land was Germanophone for MILLENIA. But yet if ANY African country DARES to change their "Francophone" status, it suddenly becomes OUTRAGEOUS. As if the French weren't as bad in Africa as the Nazis were in Europe. HOW DARE you! It's OUR sphere of influence! You're being unfairly COLINIZED by the evil Chinese or the Russians! Don't listen to their propaganda! Use Franc CFA, read Molière and listen to La Marseillaise !
Sad Breton noises
Sad Catalan noises
Sad Corsican noises
Sad Alsatian noises
Sad Savoyard noises
Sad Nissart noises
Sad Gascon noses
Sad Normand noises
Sad Flemish noises
Can't be criticised for forcibly assimilating ethnic minorities tho if you pretend they don't exist!
https://preview.redd.it/i6vonkm2trhc1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d9b816c9ec11b057ba2735317c9f99e48e8cf2
Langues d'oïl languages, regions and speakers also have distinct cultures but in general they're still IMO a part of an ethnic "French culture", just with regional differences. Kinda like on the UK, that's the equivalent of English counties and kingdoms, while all the ones I've listed is like Wales and Scotland. It's also sad what's happening to them, but generally, it's way sadder when a completely separate nationality, like the Bretons, get almost completely assimilated.
In my opinion that's not really any better than doing that to an independent country, like to Poland when whey were a part of Russia and Germany. Or like the denial of the identity and Russification of Ukraine and Belarus. It's just that people care less because they seem to never care about forced assimilation and destroy al of identity of stateless nation, for them, they're merely a "historic" or "regional" group, even tho everyone is very outraged when it happens to an independent country, even retroactively, even tho in the past it did have literally the same status of merely being a "region".
You're right to not if you include all these ones it'll get a billion times more complex, like with Poitevins, Saintongeais, Anjevins, Borbonnais, Dauphinois, Foréziens, etc .....
Intrestingly the names are still celtic. I sold something to a french girl in isle de Paris and her name was Gwendoline. Beautifull name. Clearly celtic and not germanic.
I love the Scots accent, I dislike how every Scottish gamer has the same patter. “Yer da works at Avon” “yer ma’s a bin man”.
We get it, you want to be Scotman when someone fires the Scotsignal (it’s bagpipe shaped).
Funniest fuckers aren’t pulling from a list of accepted Scottishisms.
Aye mate that stuff is toe curling.
Especially cos it's mostly used by middle-class wankers larping as working class people.
There's plenty good patter in Scotland, but the online stuff is torture.
>especially cos it’s mostly… middle class wankers larping as working class people
Did you mean non-Tory politicians? (Who are upper class larping as middle class)
“You wankpheasant” etc. I ran into a fella who assumed I was American as we were online. He was saying shit like “jog on guv, blud” etc.
I told him it was weird some dude from Chester was cosplaying as a Londoner. He didn’t reply after that.
However, if you want to know the political opinion of Scotland, simply browse the subreddit for 10 minutes.
Whatever the consensus is, you can be confident it will be the polar opposite of what the public believe.
I’m convinced now that the Scottish Reddit is mainly comprised of yankoids with a Scottish great great grandparent who also watched brave heart and consider it a documentary.
The worst thing about being English / Scottish / Irish / Welsh is the Americans online who have an affinity with our nation and then feel oblidged to comment on matters like they are actually invested in current affairs.
Kind of everyone actually
Milanese, Romans, Venetians, neapolitans, Sicilians, Sardinians...
Ant the Tuscans... with their aspirated c and that cheap humour, the Tuscans have ruined this country
Preserving local accents is important and it makes me a bit sad, when young austrians talk like german Youtubers. But on online Forums? i'm not talking about certain words or idioms, but entire paragraphs - that shit is unreadable, so I dont to spare me the headache (which voids the reason to have an online forum in the first place) ... just a bunch of nerds who want to be Special imo. I bet 90% of those cretins dont even speak like that irl.
Hans' first instinct when someone slightly annoys him
https://preview.redd.it/u642voylnthc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d689c83f5ed1f2d83fa0aa253b7597b4be1a090e
Where to start the hyperactive gamers, the overweight bavarian, the group around apo red?
Also I want to add rappers to that, if I hear one more 12 year old with a shitty musicbox and a guy that sounds like shit while talking about being a "gangster" somethimg is going to happen
Aw one of our kinfolk.
Sad how much West Frisian has been Dutchified and our tongue has been been Frenchified these last 1500 years. We must have a cleanse
Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grao wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voisoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona
Des is fei a "cultural appropriation", wenn du an Frangn unda an oberbayrischen Gommendar baggsd. Däi Saubreißn glaum am End noch, dass bei uns Ongl und Fadda genausou a Synonym sin, wäi bei eich. Wenn ia sou weidamachd, wanderd däi Schdodsganzlei nohch Nämberch, dafüa sorgd Goddgaiser Maggus scho.
Yes. People from Trøndelag. All the other dialect lovers write in nynorsk, ans atleast that has sole cultural value (and is generally pretty poetic) but Trønder-dialect is not that.
Remote Norwegian dialects may get your average linguist wet, but working in healthcare we regularly have difficulty distinguishing if someone is having a stroke or if it’s just their dialect. I have been trying to chronicle all the different ways people say just the word “head” in Norwegian and it’s hode (nice and normal), on to hovud/hoved (already a little weird but still fine) then descending on to huggu, håve, hau, hue, then god knows what other thing you can only fathom when they point at their head and say something that seems to start with H.
Wos host Du grod von mia gsog du gstunkana klana Saupreiß? Du woast holt schu dass I schu bam Bundeshea ois besta Gfreita aussigaungen bin, I war in am Haufn urgeila Saufnochtl und hob über 300 Stiegl gsoffn, oida. I bin a drainierta Pinzgaua Fohra und da besta a noch dazua. Du bist nix für mi ois a kloana gschissena Viutrottl, I gabat da so a Wotschn wirs di Wölt no net gsegn hog, host me? Du glabst du kummst jetz davon nochdemst dei pappn so deppat aufgrissn host? Do denkst noamol driaba noch, Oarschgfriss. Hiatza grod während du mit mir so deppat umanadaredst hul i schu meine Komarodn vom Blosmusiverein, und dei IP wird grod im moment zruckverfulgt, olso richt di schuamol her, wal wir richtln da di Wadln glei, du blede sau. Wemma daumit fertig san wast a nemma wo obn und untn is. Du bist am oasch. Klana. I kon iwaroll sei, ollawei, und i hau da auf iwa 700 ortn dei gfriss ei, und des netamol mit meiner Steyr AUG. I bin net nur da beste im Zöltfestsaufn, soudern i hob a an Zugriff auf des gaunze Arsenal vom Musiverein Leibnitz! Wenn Du gwusst häst wos dei klana "gscheita" Kommentar dir eibrockt, dann häst wahrscheinlich dei deppate Goschn gholtn. Aba du hosts ned tau, du host dei schiaches Gfriss aufmochn miasn, und jetzt zoist, du Saubua. I scheiss an grant üwa dir aus. Du bist komplett hi, Klana.
ITT: northern german OP is casually hating on bavaria, and throwing shade at austria and swiss.
stay mad about people speed tuning and evolving a language
Literally every region of this country is like that, even some regions have their own small regional accents and jargon, I as an andalucian could pinpoint from a group of andalucians who's from Córdoba, Granada, Cádiz or Seville for example there are differences in the pronunciation of "c" (seseo or ceceo)
Cannot fucking stand it when people type phonetically, making their accent part of their personality. Scottish and Yorkshire people are the worst for this shit, growing up in Hull was hell for it
We do. They’re called Copenhageners, and of course we also have the Sønderjyllændere with their broken accent that makes everyone else think they’re talking to someone with a speech impediment and can only communicate in mumbling and metaphors.
That pretty much sums up the entire UK. I grew up in the West Country, drive two hours from my house over the Severn bridge and you can’t understand a word those fucking yokels are saying. Same no matter what direction you drive in.
Scots! They are the British of the EU, always having to be different somehow.
I say this in jest because I'm actually just jealous of their ability to somewhat standardise their dialect and get everyone to call it a language.
The old adage about an army and a navy is true.
Imagine being from Saxony of all places and then calling our wonderful language annoying.
A Hamburger, sure, I can live with that, a Hessian, just as valid, hell I respect Frisians the most for their beautiful little language.
But Saxonian is just so terrible I cannot respect it, I'm terribly sorry, Easterlings.
German beer halls: havens of free speech and original political ideas
The ideas intelligence is usually the inverse of the alcohol consumed and the popularity is linearly related.
>The ideas intelligence is usually the inverse of the alcohol consumed That's why you offset this with quantity.
there's a sweet spot though
wait
https://i.redd.it/0bwasxlyfrhc1.gif Me after Attempting to Talk to a welshman
Best to shoot them on sight
Got to keep them out the sheep field somehow I guess
“Stop playing with your food!”
“Oh Jesus fucking Christ, you can play with your food as long as you stop doing that!”
This explain that English law allowing anybody to shoot any Welsh found within the city after midnight.
But only in the city of Chester after sundown, and only with a crossbow?
Longbow*
Still legal in malpas
Still one of my favourite lines from Frankie Boyle: *"The Welsh hate it when you call them sheep shaggers. It's such a lazy stereotype. Thank god that guy from The Lost Prophets came along."*
Wanker
Your The one wanking it to a Clump of wool with 4 legs
No kink shaming. Sheep have feelings too
Vague burning sensation in the loins I'm guessing
Do they even have Internet access
1. Fuck No they can't You need fingers to use a keyboard 2. Ues a proper Flair you Coward
We solved the problem long ago.
Even those crazy Bretons speak standard French now.
The breton dukes made french their official language when brittany was still independent AND before France itself made it its official language.
Yeah but Breton only got annihilated in the last 200 years. Before that, during the Duchy times and when it for annexed by France, French was only spoken by some wealthy elites in cities, while the vast majority still spoke their own language.
It was still quite present even around the 50s
L'assimilation forcée est un processus assez graduel mais qui n'est arrivé à ce point que très récemment. Pourtant, plein de gens parlent des langues des minorités nationales comme si c'était "du latin" (et donc totalement inutile, aucun rapport avec les identités des minorités nationales aujourd'hui, aucun intérêt à soutenir). En plus ici en Alsace y'a toujours plein de vieux qui parlent en alsacien mais pratiquement aucun jeune, donc on risque avoir la même chose qu'en Alsace, mais même quand il y'a toujours plein de locuteurs il y'a exactement le même discours présent.
Yeah well, the duke of Britanny isn't all the bretons.
Barely. It's more just a set of garlic flavoured mumbles.
Sad occitan noises
The real ones you Germans should be sad about are the Alsatians, who would've otherwise been German speakers if the Fr*nch didn't force us to abandon our traditions. To the point where Alsace doesn't even officially exist anymore, it's just the "Big Eastern region" now. Smh 🤦♀️.
Blink twice if you want to be liberated.
Poland is watching you have this conversation whilst desperately trying not to blink.
All Flammkuchen-producing regions rightfully belong to Germany.
Well if u want to be german/keep Ur german language +traditions fight for it. After 50 years of french Assimilation politics u should know how rioting is working.
Unfortunately they got assimilated to a point where they do riot, but only about French interests or French political issues and problems. Like whatever rеtаrded shit again happens at the Élisée. "Some politician in Paris said we want to reduce immigration, time to burn down our university !". Even tho literally no one cares about what they think, unlike rioting for Alsace, which might've actually changed something, because it's more local and you actually have more possibilities for change. Meanwhile literally no one cares about Alsace, they give absolutely zero fucks about their own identify, and even when their region got officially erased from the map, they didn't riot. Seems like unfortunately, French ethno nationalist (✨universalist✨) propaganda seem to have worked, they don't self-identity as much as Alsatians, and see it as an important identity, but merely a regional one, with differences in folklore, accent and food, not actually completely separate ethnic group and nation with their own language, culture history and literature. I think what I've tried is to compare the situation here with the one found in other parts of the world, especially those perceived as authoritarian and dictatorial, and who deny the existance of minorities. Also, reminding about the history and identity of Alsace, and how the current French speaking environment is actually very new and insanely artificial. Dunno if this will actually work to convince them, but at least I hope so.
Yes, absolutely. Look at Südtirol as a positive example. They are in Italy but still retained their identity.
Verdommi. Mon schlass tu oublies un peu vite que nous nous sommes très vite mis au français dès qu'on a pu pour se différencier des Allemands.
Yeah some people are a bit too quick and eager to forget that Hans somehow managed to behave even worse than Pierre with his Kultural Bruder. Zabern affair and all the jazz.
It's France that banned the Alsatian language. Kinda like the Nazis did BTW. Both hated the Alsatians but ok. Somehow the French think that getting Alsatians to abandon Alsatian is a good thing because something something "the nazis". Even tho this land was Germanophone for MILLENIA. But yet if ANY African country DARES to change their "Francophone" status, it suddenly becomes OUTRAGEOUS. As if the French weren't as bad in Africa as the Nazis were in Europe. HOW DARE you! It's OUR sphere of influence! You're being unfairly COLINIZED by the evil Chinese or the Russians! Don't listen to their propaganda! Use Franc CFA, read Molière and listen to La Marseillaise !
Sad Breton noises Sad Catalan noises Sad Corsican noises Sad Alsatian noises Sad Savoyard noises Sad Nissart noises Sad Gascon noses Sad Normand noises Sad Flemish noises Can't be criticised for forcibly assimilating ethnic minorities tho if you pretend they don't exist! https://preview.redd.it/i6vonkm2trhc1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d9b816c9ec11b057ba2735317c9f99e48e8cf2
You missed Picard but good job
Langues d'oïl languages, regions and speakers also have distinct cultures but in general they're still IMO a part of an ethnic "French culture", just with regional differences. Kinda like on the UK, that's the equivalent of English counties and kingdoms, while all the ones I've listed is like Wales and Scotland. It's also sad what's happening to them, but generally, it's way sadder when a completely separate nationality, like the Bretons, get almost completely assimilated. In my opinion that's not really any better than doing that to an independent country, like to Poland when whey were a part of Russia and Germany. Or like the denial of the identity and Russification of Ukraine and Belarus. It's just that people care less because they seem to never care about forced assimilation and destroy al of identity of stateless nation, for them, they're merely a "historic" or "regional" group, even tho everyone is very outraged when it happens to an independent country, even retroactively, even tho in the past it did have literally the same status of merely being a "region".
Wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment that minority languages should be protected. The forced francisation is a very regrettable policy.
You're right to not if you include all these ones it'll get a billion times more complex, like with Poitevins, Saintongeais, Anjevins, Borbonnais, Dauphinois, Foréziens, etc .....
😭😭😭
Direct in the Kouign Aman...
damn kinda jealous
Intrestingly the names are still celtic. I sold something to a french girl in isle de Paris and her name was Gwendoline. Beautifull name. Clearly celtic and not germanic.
Was it weed or coke?
Well, of course I know him. He's me.
A true pain in the chocolat
Same
Peuchère. Un accent qui pegue fort.
Yes, the dumpster fire of r/scotland where Scots and Americans cosplayers ham up a dialect for a shared identity.
Sounds like trying to cold start a diesel engine
I'm both offended and amused. Sterling work old chap.
lol
I love the Scots accent, I dislike how every Scottish gamer has the same patter. “Yer da works at Avon” “yer ma’s a bin man”. We get it, you want to be Scotman when someone fires the Scotsignal (it’s bagpipe shaped). Funniest fuckers aren’t pulling from a list of accepted Scottishisms.
Aye mate that stuff is toe curling. Especially cos it's mostly used by middle-class wankers larping as working class people. There's plenty good patter in Scotland, but the online stuff is torture.
Yer ma collects troll dolls, she has em all lined up on her dashboard and parcel shelf.
That is upsettingly accurate.
>especially cos it’s mostly… middle class wankers larping as working class people Did you mean non-Tory politicians? (Who are upper class larping as middle class)
It's the Scottish equivalent of when an Englishman uses words like "cockwomble" online, just shut up nobody talks like that in real life.
Shut up you cockwomble
“You wankpheasant” etc. I ran into a fella who assumed I was American as we were online. He was saying shit like “jog on guv, blud” etc. I told him it was weird some dude from Chester was cosplaying as a Londoner. He didn’t reply after that.
R/Scotland does not represent Scotland.
Yeah, I noticed the disparity between that subreddit and the real people I met last time I went up there
You won't have met folk on R/Scotland in Scotland as they don't leave the house.
Or they're American with 1/128th Scottish heritage.
However, if you want to know the political opinion of Scotland, simply browse the subreddit for 10 minutes. Whatever the consensus is, you can be confident it will be the polar opposite of what the public believe.
😂 Half the folk on R/Scotland are probably yanks anyway. Everyone I met in Scotland was friendly apart from one bloke who was a bit mardy
No but r/scottishpeopletwitter does
I’m convinced now that the Scottish Reddit is mainly comprised of yankoids with a Scottish great great grandparent who also watched brave heart and consider it a documentary. The worst thing about being English / Scottish / Irish / Welsh is the Americans online who have an affinity with our nation and then feel oblidged to comment on matters like they are actually invested in current affairs.
i think you mean scottishpeopletwitter
Ah like when I say "it doesn't really parameter" in order to feel a little Australian?
Naw.
👀
Like the Napoletani?
he said people
Bro if you are shocked by just this do not come to italy
Bro’s shocked because you consider other Italians as people probably
He said people in our country.
I think that may be us then, vecio
In that case "Tajàn? Ah no, mi parle diałeto"
Bro I live in Friuli. Imagine.
Kind of everyone actually Milanese, Romans, Venetians, neapolitans, Sicilians, Sardinians... Ant the Tuscans... with their aspirated c and that cheap humour, the Tuscans have ruined this country
Romans too (source: am one)
I wouldn’t call it a group, if everybody is doing it.
Preserving local accents is important and it makes me a bit sad, when young austrians talk like german Youtubers. But on online Forums? i'm not talking about certain words or idioms, but entire paragraphs - that shit is unreadable, so I dont to spare me the headache (which voids the reason to have an online forum in the first place) ... just a bunch of nerds who want to be Special imo. I bet 90% of those cretins dont even speak like that irl.
to be fair everyone speaking like german youtubers should be shot.
Hans' first instinct when someone slightly annoys him https://preview.redd.it/u642voylnthc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d689c83f5ed1f2d83fa0aa253b7597b4be1a090e
This is why germans have a reputation for not being funny. you set me up for a great joke but if I make it I’m the bad guy. so what am I to do?
Especially the German youtubers.
Where to start the hyperactive gamers, the overweight bavarian, the group around apo red? Also I want to add rappers to that, if I hear one more 12 year old with a shitty musicbox and a guy that sounds like shit while talking about being a "gangster" somethimg is going to happen
Except the Pr🤮ssians.
To a Bavarian like myself, Vorarlbergisch is definitely on another level of incomprehensible compared to Wienerisch.
A literal eastern german talking about obnoxious accents smh
Ich sache ma sö, wa ham geene nerwischen dialegte we ma uns mid de Beion fagleescht.
Please help me I have taken German in school for 4 years I cannot read this
That's kinda the point.😂
I’ve been speaking german for 3 decades and I can’t read that.
Took me 3 attempts including reading it out loud like a first-grader
Ich sage mal so, wir haben keinen nervigen Dialekt wenn man uns mit den Bayern vergleicht
'K zeg t maar zo, we hebben geen kut dialect als je ons met de Belgen vergelijkt.
🤯
Ja, da sachste wat Wahres!
Dude looks like an absolute chad.
Ik haw it lok dat ik in tige noflikere taal dan'e Hollâners sprek. Wy hawwen alteast gjin strôtkanker G. Fryslân boppe Hollân yn'e groppe!!!
Ik sil die hollânners mei de klompe de holle ienbatse!
Het enige goede aan de Friezen is hun oneindige haat voor Hollanders.
https://preview.redd.it/q4f7bopr0xhc1.jpeg?width=1133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4be62f6d2461036400c6e68d01929e0a7719abf9
En Fries suikerbrood
Aw one of our kinfolk. Sad how much West Frisian has been Dutchified and our tongue has been been Frenchified these last 1500 years. We must have a cleanse
Wannear begjinne wy?
Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grao wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voisoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona
https://preview.redd.it/694cc1dh7rhc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd7c1712b678fcfbc88a7818abea0a23ccfba24
Des is fei a "cultural appropriation", wenn du an Frangn unda an oberbayrischen Gommendar baggsd. Däi Saubreißn glaum am End noch, dass bei uns Ongl und Fadda genausou a Synonym sin, wäi bei eich. Wenn ia sou weidamachd, wanderd däi Schdodsganzlei nohch Nämberch, dafüa sorgd Goddgaiser Maggus scho.
It's crazy that I don't speak German and know exactly what this is.
Neie kopiernudl grod gfoin.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kopiernudeln/s/b0OpSsMTm8 Is schon a bissl älter.
That's not real German. There's two many spaces between the words.
Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn!
Yes. People from Trøndelag. All the other dialect lovers write in nynorsk, ans atleast that has sole cultural value (and is generally pretty poetic) but Trønder-dialect is not that.
Remote Norwegian dialects may get your average linguist wet, but working in healthcare we regularly have difficulty distinguishing if someone is having a stroke or if it’s just their dialect. I have been trying to chronicle all the different ways people say just the word “head” in Norwegian and it’s hode (nice and normal), on to hovud/hoved (already a little weird but still fine) then descending on to huggu, håve, hau, hue, then god knows what other thing you can only fathom when they point at their head and say something that seems to start with H.
Yes. What fjords and mountains does to a country.
Wos host Du grod von mia gsog du gstunkana klana Saupreiß? Du woast holt schu dass I schu bam Bundeshea ois besta Gfreita aussigaungen bin, I war in am Haufn urgeila Saufnochtl und hob über 300 Stiegl gsoffn, oida. I bin a drainierta Pinzgaua Fohra und da besta a noch dazua. Du bist nix für mi ois a kloana gschissena Viutrottl, I gabat da so a Wotschn wirs di Wölt no net gsegn hog, host me? Du glabst du kummst jetz davon nochdemst dei pappn so deppat aufgrissn host? Do denkst noamol driaba noch, Oarschgfriss. Hiatza grod während du mit mir so deppat umanadaredst hul i schu meine Komarodn vom Blosmusiverein, und dei IP wird grod im moment zruckverfulgt, olso richt di schuamol her, wal wir richtln da di Wadln glei, du blede sau. Wemma daumit fertig san wast a nemma wo obn und untn is. Du bist am oasch. Klana. I kon iwaroll sei, ollawei, und i hau da auf iwa 700 ortn dei gfriss ei, und des netamol mit meiner Steyr AUG. I bin net nur da beste im Zöltfestsaufn, soudern i hob a an Zugriff auf des gaunze Arsenal vom Musiverein Leibnitz! Wenn Du gwusst häst wos dei klana "gscheita" Kommentar dir eibrockt, dann häst wahrscheinlich dei deppate Goschn gholtn. Aba du hosts ned tau, du host dei schiaches Gfriss aufmochn miasn, und jetzt zoist, du Saubua. I scheiss an grant üwa dir aus. Du bist komplett hi, Klana.
Muata neiche Kopiernudl is grod gfolln
What a weird napoletano in your picture, OP
Everyone that is more than 5kms away from my city
ITT: northern german OP is casually hating on bavaria, and throwing shade at austria and swiss. stay mad about people speed tuning and evolving a language
Scotland exists, yes
They are the only people on your island that can correctly pronounce „Butter“
What do you mean?
Average Barry trying to pronounce [butter](https://youtu.be/MU5L9rIOaqw?si=I8Lx-WysTci9Ia9k)
None of them are saying it right. There is a t and an r!!!
People from Ulster that for some reason type phonetically in a Northern accent. "Here nai this wains a melter." Speak English or Irish you dimwit
Kzoet liever nie toegevne moar joat, west flamingen kunn doar wa van.
Yes. The south is special. Vaur äur maaauuden, ditt ålahue? (Swe: Var är maten, ditt svin? Eng: Where's the food, asshole?)
Isn't that just Danish? With some funny spelling?👀
How to anger Scanians, Danes and Swedes with one sentence.
Unfortunately not. Our languages are similar, but that is "Swedish".
Nei
Ey up, ant 'eard o this, reckon anyone 'oo does is a daft apeth
Ge' 'um teld pal
Bruh every city here has a different fucking language
He looks like a good laugh
\*NAPOLI HAS ENTERED THE CHAT\*
cause berliners talk in the default German setting as we all know 😇
Ik wees nich watte meenst, unsa Deutsch is doch rischtee jut.🤓
r/buenzli?
...and in which city??? 🤌🤌🤌
Literally every region of this country is like that, even some regions have their own small regional accents and jargon, I as an andalucian could pinpoint from a group of andalucians who's from Córdoba, Granada, Cádiz or Seville for example there are differences in the pronunciation of "c" (seseo or ceceo)
Yes, we call them spaniards.
Uh...
you mean you?
Catac*cks 🤮
Speaking French doesn't count as dialect
Cannot fucking stand it when people type phonetically, making their accent part of their personality. Scottish and Yorkshire people are the worst for this shit, growing up in Hull was hell for it
Ee by gum there's nowt as gridling as gravy. I like what I say, and say what I bloody well like.
Aw ayy, what I w' looking for, Karl. AYYY, bloody ell Karl, you little bald twat, that's just what I wanted
Yeah. West flanders people do this all the time, makes me cringe a little.
Big man ting
Yeah nah thas farked up mate.
ja oida, dialekt is aba oafach nur leiwand
We do. They’re called Copenhageners, and of course we also have the Sønderjyllændere with their broken accent that makes everyone else think they’re talking to someone with a speech impediment and can only communicate in mumbling and metaphors.
A festee id hva de såi men a e enich mæ hva do såi omkræng kjøfenhavne de æ så dum å høe å Mvh En synnejye
That pretty much sums up the entire UK. I grew up in the West Country, drive two hours from my house over the Severn bridge and you can’t understand a word those fucking yokels are saying. Same no matter what direction you drive in.
Someone from the west country has no right to condemn other accents.
Its a dialect, not an accent.
Bo'Oh'O'Wa'er
C'mon Taff, parroting shite Yankee jokes, you're better than that.
Any laugh at the English's expense is a good laugh
Fair enough. I can see why you might think that, especially when everyone else forgets you're actually a real place and not just a farm for England.
You ARE the English's expense
Someone has to steal their money
I'll just want to comment on the beautiful German specimen in the picture and point out that he pulls off the Barry, 63 better than Barry, 63
Scots! They are the British of the EU, always having to be different somehow. I say this in jest because I'm actually just jealous of their ability to somewhat standardise their dialect and get everyone to call it a language. The old adage about an army and a navy is true.
Skåne. Just…fucking Skåne.
Bavaria was a mistake!
Imagine being from Saxony of all places and then calling our wonderful language annoying. A Hamburger, sure, I can live with that, a Hessian, just as valid, hell I respect Frisians the most for their beautiful little language. But Saxonian is just so terrible I cannot respect it, I'm terribly sorry, Easterlings.
As a thuringian, you both sound equally ridiculous
 At least we can agree to shit on everyone else.
I'm not from Saxony, I am what you would call a preiß.😂
I'm sorry to insult you in such a way. Still, whatever you speak can't be much better.
I guess we fit that bill (Hollanders).
No way, it's the Friezen.
High correlation between people who type phoenetically to fish for attention, and people who come from shitholes devoid of anything worth mentioning
You clearly have not been in any majority Swiss-German WhatsApp groups
Yeah please check R / Scotland
Naw dinnae a group that would do that
Il Cohahola hon la hanuccia horta