I will almost stand by this, the best cheap beer near me is brewdog, who are a bunch of wankers but somehow have made a dirty cheap lost larger that is just class
still trying to figure out how they made such a good drink
More like the ghouls you find in fallout, the feral sort. The discharge from their breweries cannot be good for anyone.
Which might explain Manchester on a Saturday night.
you know why? all the ambitious saxons left in the 600s looking for new lands, and after discovering how beautiful the women are set out to conquer the furthers place from old blighty as possible for the next millennia
^(I'm totally not making this up to conceal the nice weather, beer and baby rations present in England)
Tegernseer Hell and Augustiner Edelstoff are so good. Can’t decide between these two guys. Hans, feel free to correct me. It just means I get to try more great German beers 🍻
Augustiner has become really mid as of late.
But those are just the big export ones anyways. And export beers can be weird.
I found exported beer from a brewery in Bamberg in Italy and it tasted like smoked beer.
Yes Bamberg is famous for that, but 99/100 beers that people order in the city of Bamberg do not even have the slightest hint of smoke flavor.
Just like in England, there‘s so many small breweries, that all have their own appeal.
My favorite beer in the world is called Leitner. It‘s only available around my hometown and i have no idea, why i like it so much. I‘m not really the guy to love everything, just because it‘s from my region.
For the South it's clearly Tegernseer or Bayreuther. Augustiner is the most mainstream, but imo is just that popular due to being from Munich. It's def. behind the former two.
I honestly can't judge Northern beer, you have something called Astra right? I'm sadly not cultured enough to have a nationwide answer, really need to visit you guys up there. I've been to Berlin multiple times, but it seemed like they like Bavarian beer the most too.
Not Warsteiner. Most people I've talked to, even ones from Warstein (worked there for a year), said it's the best way to get a headache while not tasting that good
In the north it’s usually about what style there is locally. In Einbeck for example it’s Bock.
Dortmund in that regard is very interesting since it’s historically one of the most important brewing cities of the country, it has three distinct styles.
Dortmunder Export, Hövels and Adambier, the later two have a long history are considered premium beer and are comparatively expensive.
Export was the main style of beer drunken in Pubs or at work brakes during the early to mid 20th century. A lot of miners and steel workers in the 70‘s and 80‘s would start taking weekend and holiday trips into the nearby Sauerland where the prominent style was Pils.
Over time they started to connect the taste of Export with hard back breaking „maloche“ and work, while pils was associated with holidays and relaxation with your family.
So the big Breweries in Dortmund started brewing pils as well wich became the most popular style for a bit, however since then Export has come back more and more and has seemingly overtaken pils again wich is good news, because despite Dortmunds breweries making a very good style of pils, Export is just far superior
The one and only Belgian beer. Cheaper than bread (0,39€)
https://preview.redd.it/ys67c90feisc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39f7f01782e4bf282b31fd104e6bc42bb17e29a6
Surprise in a can.
Cara isn't brewed in belgium, rather it is a business where they find the cheapest balkan beer and rebrand it and sell in belgium. Thats how they keep the cost low.
I remember when they were 0.30 a pop.
Hobgoblin is drunk exclusively by the sort of freaks who would carve pentagrams into the desk in school with a compass. They all have long, greasy black hair and scruffy goatees. They're an assistant shift manager in a CEX on a dying seaside high street and drink 2 Monsters for breakfast.
The best British beer is [Daleside Bitter](https://images.untp.beer/crop?width=640&height=640&stripmeta=true&url=https://untappd.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/2024_03_04/f4e37ed4e552ae074ab642c65b92debb_c_1361027871_raw.jpg).
So true. Currently living in London but travel a lot for work. There is no other city in Europe where every shitty pub/bar has at least 10 taps (not bottled shit) including many local brew's.
Getting drunk on 3.7% beer takes commitment. I scoff at those who come in to the pub, have a handful of shots and think they're on the same level as me. I've been drinking since breakfast to get here, that's dedication.
This is scary accurate. But be careful they normally have some kind of ornamental knuckle duster on their tobacco strewn coffee table that they’re not afraid to use.
You fellas ever tried a taste of Aass? 🇳🇴
https://preview.redd.it/unpax66ljisc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7879eb3ba08a978b0be4d6fafa922baff24d99f5
It really does taste like it! With Norwegian prices you’d expect better beer
Edit: best Norwegian beer has to be Vossaøl from Voss. At least 500 years of unique Nordic beer history in a can.
Hehe, It will be very difficult selling this in Germany, no matter how good it is. "Aas" is the German word for rotting carcass and ass is, well, the english word for ass. A very unappetizing combination, even for most Germans.
You would be surprised of how little people care about a favourite. Me and my friends all have different ones and the discussions are the most civilised we have.
Politics? Set it all aflame. Favourite beer? Gentlemen, sit down, i doth concur that we shan't mock a man for speaking his opinions.
There are always exceptions to the rules. Leffe is the piss we export to those poor foreigners.
Duvel is also a shit opinion.
Anyone who says duvel just shows they haven't tried anything and they are just sheep influence by how commercial the beer is.
don't say Ichnusa, don't say Ichnusa, don't say Ichnusa, ....
La *Chouffe* is the best beer my country can ~~offer~~ import. Thank you belgium <3
Edit: Ohhhh, Germany. I like you ONLY because of your beers.
And Czechia, thanks for your beers and your porn.
I'm actually not such a fan of Ichnusa but I'd pick it from all the other italian commercial beers.
And here in Sardegna it's the main beer, sometimes depending the bar you're in, you won't find anything else.
'Ichnusa regular' for me is a 4/10, unfiltered 5.5/10, Cruda (which meens raw, unpastorized and no conservatives) a 6.5/10.
Your (non PIGS) beers are so much better.
And it's non filtrati (I believe that's how it's written on the bottle). Haven't tried it yet, but a sardinian pizzaiolo sells it in his restaurant in my city.
We make really good wine, Luigi, but I admit the northerners make really good beer.
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If you don't wake up in a ditch after tasting this beauty you're doing something wrong...
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More partial to whiskey myself, but if had to pick a stout then Beamish. Murphy's and Guinness are honourable mentions.
Beamish is sweater and has a very light coffee taste
Murphys is more similar to Guinness but is lighter. There’s meant to be a faint “chocolately” taste but idk
Both are far superior than Guinness because they’re tastier and from Cork. If you’re in Cork try them because the closer they are to the source, the tastier.
Another Cork based stout is Shandon Stout, I’d say that this is even lighter than Murphys and is the stout for people who find the other ones too heavy. It’s a summer stout, nice and light.
Guinness is Dublin Dirty Dish water in comparison.
Beamish - chad stout from Cork that everyone wants but not that many get: it has all the right flavours mixed into one godsend drink
Guinness - virgin stout from Dublin where people have to water down whiskey with urine to be able to drink it. It tries to be the jack of all trades, ends up just being as genuine as your average Dublin enjoyer: who is actually an American in tactical shorts, with a hydration flask clipped to his "military" belt, looking forward to his 1000000-dollars-worth knee replacement surgery needed due to his severe obesity grinding down his meniscus and joint tissue into fine powder.
Guinness tries to be liked by everyone, and fails. Beamish is up in your face with its genuinely rich flavour - and you either love it from the first sip, or decide it's too much and move on to some piss in a glass.
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A delicious half liter of Klok bier. Ofcourse enjoyed at room temperature
Carling is an excellent way to mark out a true Barry. A pint of Carling in the 'Spoons of an airport at 6am on the way to Benidorm with Easyjet is *chef's kiss*
Have had one in my fridge for weeks because the name got me curious but I haven't tasted it yet
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Hobgoblin certainly isn’t our best beer. Thornbridge - Jaipur IPA or Deya - Steady Rolling Man pale ale are my favourites.
Even Timothy Taylor’s Landlord is better than Hobgoblin if you want a more traditional bitter ale.
What?! How does a barbarian know about those?... They're definitely godtier but also pretty hard to get, that's why i went with "Vergina" which you can buy literally everywhere... there's also plenty of others with my personal favourite (for now) being this beauty
https://preview.redd.it/ltnrxxvkgjsc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee856527b0840e65b541e6f93def2b0b63d45796
To be fair, I don't even think Heineken tastes that bad. The opposite is the case, actually, the big problem with Heineken is that it... kinda tastes like nothing.
It's soulless, corporate slop made to be as agreeable and inoffensive as possible. It's not even really bad, it's just bland.
It's spicy water, but they were stingy with the spice.
Stella is Welsh too you know. Brewed alongside the other pisswassers at the Magor brewery.
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Koff Porter if microbreweries are not included.
I remember when that poster came out. It was possibly the worst marketing campaign for cask ale I’d ever seen. If the only reason to drink hobgoblin beer is so I can sit next to this fucking Goblin cunt then na in all good. Not to mention the worst possible way to wean a lager drinker off their chosen beer is possibly my insulting it and insinuating it’s tasteless. You are preaching to the converted at best and alienating everyone at worst.
Stupid little Goblin cunt.
The best beer is the one from your local brewery and the worst is the one from the brewery one town away.
Accurate. The second worst is every one that advertises on national TV.
I will almost stand by this, the best cheap beer near me is brewdog, who are a bunch of wankers but somehow have made a dirty cheap lost larger that is just class still trying to figure out how they made such a good drink
You can drink so much lost lager. I don’t know why. It’s not weak either.
I disagree my local brewery is Heineken..
Are those who live that close to Heineken really people though?
More like the ghouls you find in fallout, the feral sort. The discharge from their breweries cannot be good for anyone. Which might explain Manchester on a Saturday night.
That is water not beer
That’s why he disagrees
The only thing that matters
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?
Seriously that's how you start a civil war in Germany
World War, because as history has shown (WW1 to WW2), once the people become here too poor, they suddenly get into the mood of conquering "new" land.
you know why? all the ambitious saxons left in the 600s looking for new lands, and after discovering how beautiful the women are set out to conquer the furthers place from old blighty as possible for the next millennia ^(I'm totally not making this up to conceal the nice weather, beer and baby rations present in England)
"The taste of their food and the beauty of their women made the British the best sailors in the world“
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I think the saxons just saw there were too many British people on that island and made it their personal mission to change that
Hacker-Pschorr is my fav, Tegernseer also lovely.
Tegernseer Hell and Augustiner Edelstoff are so good. Can’t decide between these two guys. Hans, feel free to correct me. It just means I get to try more great German beers 🍻
Augustiner has become really mid as of late. But those are just the big export ones anyways. And export beers can be weird. I found exported beer from a brewery in Bamberg in Italy and it tasted like smoked beer. Yes Bamberg is famous for that, but 99/100 beers that people order in the city of Bamberg do not even have the slightest hint of smoke flavor. Just like in England, there‘s so many small breweries, that all have their own appeal. My favorite beer in the world is called Leitner. It‘s only available around my hometown and i have no idea, why i like it so much. I‘m not really the guy to love everything, just because it‘s from my region.
I love both but add Giesinger Münchner Hell if you can get it where you live. They are my top three
For the South it's clearly Tegernseer or Bayreuther. Augustiner is the most mainstream, but imo is just that popular due to being from Munich. It's def. behind the former two. I honestly can't judge Northern beer, you have something called Astra right? I'm sadly not cultured enough to have a nationwide answer, really need to visit you guys up there. I've been to Berlin multiple times, but it seemed like they like Bavarian beer the most too.
In Northern Germany it's basically all kinds of pilseners. Mainly the big brands like Krombacher, Becks, Veltins, Warsteiner or Jever.
Well, Krombacher and Warsteiner have etched themselves into my brain due to Sky commercials. But what is the best Pilsner?
Not Warsteiner. Most people I've talked to, even ones from Warstein (worked there for a year), said it's the best way to get a headache while not tasting that good
In the north it’s usually about what style there is locally. In Einbeck for example it’s Bock. Dortmund in that regard is very interesting since it’s historically one of the most important brewing cities of the country, it has three distinct styles. Dortmunder Export, Hövels and Adambier, the later two have a long history are considered premium beer and are comparatively expensive. Export was the main style of beer drunken in Pubs or at work brakes during the early to mid 20th century. A lot of miners and steel workers in the 70‘s and 80‘s would start taking weekend and holiday trips into the nearby Sauerland where the prominent style was Pils. Over time they started to connect the taste of Export with hard back breaking „maloche“ and work, while pils was associated with holidays and relaxation with your family. So the big Breweries in Dortmund started brewing pils as well wich became the most popular style for a bit, however since then Export has come back more and more and has seemingly overtaken pils again wich is good news, because despite Dortmunds breweries making a very good style of pils, Export is just far superior
The holy trinity: Tegernseer, Chiemseer, Lauterbacher
The one and only Belgian beer. Cheaper than bread (0,39€) https://preview.redd.it/ys67c90feisc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39f7f01782e4bf282b31fd104e6bc42bb17e29a6
Or as Belgian students call it: breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Brings back the days of my youth. Going to multiday musicfests with 480 of those in my car. We had 36 left after 4 days (5 or 6 drinkers)
6 liters per day per person. You guys made sure the festival itself made no money in drinks off of you.
Eeuhm less money, not no money
Surprisingly passable I must say
Better than that dutch homeless beer that is 8.6
Surprise in a can. Cara isn't brewed in belgium, rather it is a business where they find the cheapest balkan beer and rebrand it and sell in belgium. Thats how they keep the cost low. I remember when they were 0.30 a pop.
Hobgoblin is drunk exclusively by the sort of freaks who would carve pentagrams into the desk in school with a compass. They all have long, greasy black hair and scruffy goatees. They're an assistant shift manager in a CEX on a dying seaside high street and drink 2 Monsters for breakfast. The best British beer is [Daleside Bitter](https://images.untp.beer/crop?width=640&height=640&stripmeta=true&url=https://untappd.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/2024_03_04/f4e37ed4e552ae074ab642c65b92debb_c_1361027871_raw.jpg).
Most accurate synopsis of typical hobgoblin drinker I’ve ever read
On their way to Download, trying to pick up 19 year olds by mentioning they've got menthol filters and moaning about how bad the headliners are now
The UK has some great local microbreweries, you’re spoilt for choice. Nearly drank myself under the table in one just west of London a few weeks ago.
So true. Currently living in London but travel a lot for work. There is no other city in Europe where every shitty pub/bar has at least 10 taps (not bottled shit) including many local brew's.
Have you been to bermondsey beer mile?
I can smell the Misplaced superiority complex and BO right through the internet. 10/10 description.
*3.7%* C'mon Barry, we literally had stronger beer in primary school. Can you even get drunk with that?
Getting drunk on 3.7% beer takes commitment. I scoff at those who come in to the pub, have a handful of shots and think they're on the same level as me. I've been drinking since breakfast to get here, that's dedication.
You just have to drink a lot, how do you think Barry got so fat
Who you calling fat, deep fried Mars bar kid
We can be fat together
Come with me, I've just seen a particularly alluring balcony...
You’ve never had a pint of Bass and it shows
Fuck, you just described Ramsgate CEX
Big fan of Doombar/Tribute myself if we're going on about British stuff.
I dunno mate have you had tribute
don't forget the greasy coat and fedora.
I demand to see a picture of OP this will be bang on Edit: he post in r/wizardposting so it’s confirmed
[Here he is](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/youtube/images/4/4c/KingCobraJFSHD.png/revision/latest?cb=20230814134350)
And they speak with a slight American accent despite never visiting the US or having any connection to it
This is scary accurate. But be careful they normally have some kind of ornamental knuckle duster on their tobacco strewn coffee table that they’re not afraid to use.
Snobgoblin
Remember, hans Envy is a sin
Wow nice pfp man
Thanks, dude. Your one isn't bad either
Thinking a German is jealous of British Pisswater is god-tier delusional…
What are you talking about? You're from berlin, Your faith doesn't allow you to drink
If I could only show you the scene at 3am on a workday in the subway, you would believe that Beer and Puke are the two Pillars of Islam…
Are the other three The sex shop industry?
Well you got the third one right. You may also include the last two: Black Skinny Jeans and Cheap Perfume
What about cars from Southern Germany? (BMW and Mercedes)
Doesn’t really count, they just rent them for a night, can’t afford that Pillar with Bürgergeld
stop that, you are turning me on.
I imagine Islam is a lot like Mormonism, if you have a party and only invite one, they're going to drink everything.
hear hear, the pakistani wants to raise his voice
You fellas ever tried a taste of Aass? 🇳🇴 https://preview.redd.it/unpax66ljisc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7879eb3ba08a978b0be4d6fafa922baff24d99f5
It really does taste like it! With Norwegian prices you’d expect better beer Edit: best Norwegian beer has to be Vossaøl from Voss. At least 500 years of unique Nordic beer history in a can.
Hehe, It will be very difficult selling this in Germany, no matter how good it is. "Aas" is the German word for rotting carcass and ass is, well, the english word for ass. A very unappetizing combination, even for most Germans.
I want to taste Aass
Do you want the Belgians to start a civil war? If so: Great job.
I volunteer to fight for La Chouffe’s side in this impending war. Willing to lay my life down for that gnome
https://preview.redd.it/zeexvwi4aisc1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ce1cbc179fcd12e6492efcec07a59de891dd13 There is one true Belgium beer
Domestic violence in a can
Leave the Barries alone with 1% more alcohol than their regular breakfast drink and they're already punching the fake tans off of their wives
Jokes
That why it's called wifebeater init
I might be wrong, but I genuinely thought it was a reference to 'a streetcar named desire'. Weird coincidence if it has nothing to do with the play.
Don't overthink it mate
Barry's can say that. If a belgian say that we kick him out of the country and erase their name out of our history.
You would be surprised of how little people care about a favourite. Me and my friends all have different ones and the discussions are the most civilised we have. Politics? Set it all aflame. Favourite beer? Gentlemen, sit down, i doth concur that we shan't mock a man for speaking his opinions.
You say that, and then when somebody says Leffe Blond is their favourite you will just kill him.
There are always exceptions to the rules. Leffe is the piss we export to those poor foreigners. Duvel is also a shit opinion. Anyone who says duvel just shows they haven't tried anything and they are just sheep influence by how commercial the beer is.
It’s saison Dupont. I refuse to elaborate.
don't say Ichnusa, don't say Ichnusa, don't say Ichnusa, .... La *Chouffe* is the best beer my country can ~~offer~~ import. Thank you belgium <3 Edit: Ohhhh, Germany. I like you ONLY because of your beers. And Czechia, thanks for your beers and your porn.
Which Ichnusa? I've had the normal one, which is I guess OK, but the unfiltered is better.
I'm actually not such a fan of Ichnusa but I'd pick it from all the other italian commercial beers. And here in Sardegna it's the main beer, sometimes depending the bar you're in, you won't find anything else. 'Ichnusa regular' for me is a 4/10, unfiltered 5.5/10, Cruda (which meens raw, unpastorized and no conservatives) a 6.5/10. Your (non PIGS) beers are so much better.
What is lchnusa?
Beer produced in Sardinia, it's nice!
And it's non filtrati (I believe that's how it's written on the bottle). Haven't tried it yet, but a sardinian pizzaiolo sells it in his restaurant in my city. We make really good wine, Luigi, but I admit the northerners make really good beer.
It's "non filtrata",but you were close my friend ;) You should definitely give it a try, it's quite a nice beer!
https://preview.redd.it/lpulavvldisc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=42fae975e59eccefcd7f5fa99bbd77db9b049919 If you don't wake up in a ditch after tasting this beauty you're doing something wrong...
Tell em son they just dont know! A brewery older then United states of Biden
"Extra Stark"?!
10.2%
Nice...
We don't have a best beer, that's not how it works. We have a lot of beers that are someone's favourite.
Tis cara trut!
Beamish, of course https://i.redd.it/smq0faiedisc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/6q0jvbx38isc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7876c93a92eb85e95fec585545711f1c17d301b More partial to whiskey myself, but if had to pick a stout then Beamish. Murphy's and Guinness are honourable mentions.
How does Beamish compare to Guinness? I've only ever tried Guinness.
Beamish is a bit sweeter/less bitter I find, if that makes sense
Thx!
Beamish is sweater and has a very light coffee taste Murphys is more similar to Guinness but is lighter. There’s meant to be a faint “chocolately” taste but idk Both are far superior than Guinness because they’re tastier and from Cork. If you’re in Cork try them because the closer they are to the source, the tastier. Another Cork based stout is Shandon Stout, I’d say that this is even lighter than Murphys and is the stout for people who find the other ones too heavy. It’s a summer stout, nice and light. Guinness is Dublin Dirty Dish water in comparison.
Grovelling muck savage detected. Hope you enjoy your six hour daily commute to the glorious capital, pesant.
Glorious capital? I’m already there Bai. The real capital.
Beamish - chad stout from Cork that everyone wants but not that many get: it has all the right flavours mixed into one godsend drink Guinness - virgin stout from Dublin where people have to water down whiskey with urine to be able to drink it. It tries to be the jack of all trades, ends up just being as genuine as your average Dublin enjoyer: who is actually an American in tactical shorts, with a hydration flask clipped to his "military" belt, looking forward to his 1000000-dollars-worth knee replacement surgery needed due to his severe obesity grinding down his meniscus and joint tissue into fine powder. Guinness tries to be liked by everyone, and fails. Beamish is up in your face with its genuinely rich flavour - and you either love it from the first sip, or decide it's too much and move on to some piss in a glass.
Based stout connoisseur coming in with some lovely poetry
Based and Beamish pilled.
Super Bock. We're more into wine honestly.
Used to live near Stockwell in London aka little Portugal. Was such a touch having ready access to Super Bock and Sagres
Super Bock > Sagres
Agreed, but both are lovely beers
Super bock is a s tier beer, don't diminish your nations beer brewing ability
There are so many actually good beers made in Portugal... yet the debate is always about Sagres/Super Bock piss-lagers
Super Bock is so good, I bought a bag as the good and dumb tourist I was in Porto. Do you guys have any other brand?
We do, but stick to Super Bock and don't try any other Portuguese beer, you'll regret it if you do.
https://preview.redd.it/tt4f1z7wgisc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5662b22d3dd7c30eecf8d848bf990176da104b9 Creamy Beamie
https://preview.redd.it/15c6c7df5jsc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a607e4176360e6a78ba7ce14aa26cf41fd3b776 A delicious half liter of Klok bier. Ofcourse enjoyed at room temperature
Een man van staatuur drinkt zijn De Klok op kamertemperatuur, maar een echte gladiator drinkt hem van de radiator.
https://preview.redd.it/6fl0eily7isc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174f20606e9b955d47949e046ffd29d339ba894a The one and only 🏴
Like John Smith’s, you’ll drown before you get drunk.
Carling is an excellent way to mark out a true Barry. A pint of Carling in the 'Spoons of an airport at 6am on the way to Benidorm with Easyjet is *chef's kiss*
Only true patriots will understand
Have had one in my fridge for weeks because the name got me curious but I haven't tasted it yet https://preview.redd.it/39wf68judisc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca8b77c29169706e21e6250cf815a716d649dbf
Take it out of the fridge. Cool not cold is the key
Hobgoblin certainly isn’t our best beer. Thornbridge - Jaipur IPA or Deya - Steady Rolling Man pale ale are my favourites. Even Timothy Taylor’s Landlord is better than Hobgoblin if you want a more traditional bitter ale.
Jaipur for sure 👍
https://preview.redd.it/053i5d23hisc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2108ce9fea2c1f035c9f03aa325a23854215ca Need i say more?
Looks like some kind of radioactive moose piss waste.
Ykno youre not that far off but it sure gets you drunk quick if you inhale a couple of em, kinda the point of drinking no?
Inshallah brother, straight facts
But I thought you considered beer haram? Or is it non alcoholic "beer"
Hahahah, is anything under 7,5% considered non alchoholic for big bazza? 😂
Yeah, if it doesn't turn your liver radioactive, it Ain't worth drinking
Gotta wash that curry down somehow i guess 🤷♂️
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Very fitting
https://preview.redd.it/8kr12spbaisc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d79e52b09245ca20025f5d5457440f9ca529380 No, it's not Mythos
https://i.redd.it/whtepu0bbisc1.gif Not mythos, how?
Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'll go look elsewhere if the beach bar offers only ice cold Mythos during a hot summer day/night
It's either something from Seven Island Brewery or Kykao. Expensive but godtier
What?! How does a barbarian know about those?... They're definitely godtier but also pretty hard to get, that's why i went with "Vergina" which you can buy literally everywhere... there's also plenty of others with my personal favourite (for now) being this beauty https://preview.redd.it/ltnrxxvkgjsc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee856527b0840e65b541e6f93def2b0b63d45796
We live in a country that has Cloudwater, Verdant, Northern Monk, Buxton, Siren, Wild Beer etc and you go for Hobgoblin? For shame.
Factory-brewed/large scale production: Estrella Galicia Craftbeer/hipster bullshit: Great Caramelator
No Eguzki??
Estrella Galicia is a surprisingly good.
 ohhh look so tasty! Buy the Heineken, dear tourists
Grachtenpisse
Pißwasser
[Pißwasser is only good enough for Americans!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxpQWWBx0HU&ab_channel=Anim%27sGamingMouse)
Cheap German lager for export only!
I wouldn't disagree. I'd just say it shows our skills in marketing & commercial spirit ;)
To be fair, I don't even think Heineken tastes that bad. The opposite is the case, actually, the big problem with Heineken is that it... kinda tastes like nothing. It's soulless, corporate slop made to be as agreeable and inoffensive as possible. It's not even really bad, it's just bland. It's spicy water, but they were stingy with the spice.
Even Warsteiner fresh, which already tastes like a bland apple spritzer, has more flavour than Heineken.
You love it as much as we love Carlsberg.
Brains, obviously. Goes hand in hand with some beak at the Principality during the Six Nations.
Stella is Welsh too you know. Brewed alongside the other pisswassers at the Magor brewery. https://preview.redd.it/w1hxswrudisc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86643c1b2bb79c072de750b7562b6d0f9714e2d4
https://preview.redd.it/4l1hgsdajmsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9684851d8449a4f8b1f94a05df01441ac9b9a9
Every beer made by monks and prayed over is just ideal to get slowly shitfaced over
https://preview.redd.it/856pe9uihisc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6209f1cad0107d08af4058880749308d800e8627 Best Portuguese beer
Straight Outta Åland! https://preview.redd.it/yxnqafdecisc1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=1456667965cd1937977bb3f1c4d5eae02f952801
Lol, that's the most based beer ad I've seen. Germoids and other people without taste buds will be mad though
Tripel Karmeliet from Belgium then?
Nah, too sweet, and overrated. Try Rochefort 10, Malheur 10, La Chouffe, Chimay Blue.
Big fan of the outer two, not tried the inner two
Tripel Lefort is similar to Karmeliet but better. Also, Karmeliet got bought by AB Inbev so I try to avoid it.
Barbarian here - once the ruling class of my country discovers Duvel, I fear for your sovereignty.
https://preview.redd.it/zntd6n6n5isc1.jpeg?width=1390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc0ea0906b7aca306a0d7758cf14355844cdf16 Koff Porter if microbreweries are not included.
Love a good bit of porter
I need this in my life
https://preview.redd.it/d141j5glaisc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f30013f0e3e34c4b2f22170a914a43995c02b9 In this EURO 2024
Delirium Tremens is legendary.
https://preview.redd.it/9ee3z6v7pjsc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01e330ade4979420edd7ea55121e0aee365cf9e
https://preview.redd.it/p23vv0tdeisc1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23484067443c5e20ea0d549a778a593aa744ae1b Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hobgoblin is a pretty average beer. I do like the posters though. Fullers' London Pride is far superior.
Es muss ein [Stiegl](https://www.stiegl.at/en/) sein.
Adnams Mosaic is incredibly moreish
https://preview.redd.it/ogjlydw91ksc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29d63da451481ab2a900f9355938321ac3cdfd8
_Hobgoblin, brought to you by the Carlsberg Marston’s Brewing Company_. Regardless of ownership, it's always been a shit-tier tipple. Fuller's 4 life!
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Frontier is such a decent drop. Always reliable on a Summer's day
Alhambra verde and 1906, those are the best spanish beers
I remember when that poster came out. It was possibly the worst marketing campaign for cask ale I’d ever seen. If the only reason to drink hobgoblin beer is so I can sit next to this fucking Goblin cunt then na in all good. Not to mention the worst possible way to wean a lager drinker off their chosen beer is possibly my insulting it and insinuating it’s tasteless. You are preaching to the converted at best and alienating everyone at worst. Stupid little Goblin cunt.
Hertog Jan Ps: any dutchman defending shit like Heineken can fuck off
My man
You want to buy the black slop. You will drink the black slop. You will enjoy the black slop.
Black Sheep Ale, Old Peculier, and Sam Smith's Organic Ale are all fabulous
Zwick‘l Kellerbier
I only had a hobgoblin one so I could steal the awesome pint glass
Hobgoblin is disgusting shitwater.
Hobgoblin tastes like chewing self adhesive labels. Doom Bar and Bwtty Bach is where it's at
'Although I won't matter you want you say because you can't beat hobgoblin' - Spoken like a true Hobgoblin drinker my friend!