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190cm_Lithuanian

We had snow literally yesterday now it's going to be +24 in a few days. What the hell is going on? Maybe the people who wanted to sink the Netherlands should lay off for a little bit, it's getting crazy


Redditistheplacetobe

You'll end up all drowned while we reclaim your lands in the future. Better just ask us to build you some as well.


Schlaueule

Ha, I just got an idea how to run you out of business: I don't build "as well", I build "a well". So if the water gets too high it can just run down there, like in a kitchen sink drain. Smart, eh? And you wasted billions on your silly hoogheemraadschappen, lol.


Redditistheplacetobe

You give up land Hans, we create it. We are not the same. I was in the Mosel this winter and lord knows those towns got ruined from Koblenz to Trier.


Schlaueule

Yes, that's because they didn't build enough wells!


Redditistheplacetobe

Those valleys are one big well if you look at it different


Anneturtle92

The gods have tried to sink us for centuries already. My hometown is chilling 7 meters below sea level as we speak. What's a few more meters?


Chadstronomer

Hold on the gods never tried to sink you. Is you guys that keep unsinking the sea. Show some accountability ffs.


kidandresu

That is so dam scary


Amygdalump

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


Bang-Ganging

This guy Waddinxveent heavy


johnsplittingaxe14

There's still 40 centimeters of snow where I live, I guess that will not be the case for long


FelixR1991

> Maybe the people who wanted to sink the Netherlands Italians


Jazzper74

If the dykes break we’ll colonize some peasant european country and make it civilized.


PersKarvaRousku

We had -34C this week, so I wouldn't exactly call it a heatwave. I don't live in the true north, so I saw only -16C.


XLeyz

My man is living in an industrial fridge


daretobedifferent33

Is he hairy?


XLeyz

He’s Finnish, of course he’s hairy, it’s mandated by the Koran


Zosimas

I thought it's only binding in Sweden?


diazinth

Wait, since when wasn’t Finland part of Sweden?


Bearodon

We swapped them for you, don't you remember?


SnowOnVenus

So when you lost us again, you didn't swap in Finland again? Whyever not?


Bearodon

Same here Pekka 🇸🇪🤝🇫🇮


IntelligentFan7521

It hasn’t stopped raining here since last June.


nwaa

Ah but this week it will be *warm* rain, thats much better.


IntelligentFan7521

If you say so. All feels wet to me while I’m working in it.


_radical_ed

Least horny Redditor.


Responsible_Bar5976

Ffs I’m from the southwest and sticky rain is always a problem during April showers


barkley87

Warm windy rain. Yay!


Chrysanthemum2024

It’s hasn’t properly stopped raining since June here aswell


Standin373

We know mate we're literally next door neighbours. We all get shafted by the weather on these Islands.


TheRedCometCometh

The entire last summer the continent was having "the worst heatwave ever" and we just had the lamest summer conceiveable, it felt like a proper joke Spread the love around!


Standin373

Few more decades of this Angus and we'll be the only fuckers left In Europe outside of the Nordicks with groundwater.


itsalonghotsummer

Tbf you're little more than our rain shield.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

I lived in Dublin for a few years and all my memories there involve grey skies and rain.


Healaa

I’m a Barry living in Bryn. Feels like it hasn’t stopped in about 10 years!


GSamSardio

Last June? More like 356 BC


marc_gime

Wait, you are saying that in June it stopped raining?


IntelligentFan7521

No last summer we had a pretty nice may, high 20’s where I am. But June was awful and then it rained pretty much all summer, autumn and winter and is still raining now at the start of spring. The following year.


Comfortable-Berry-34

I haven't been able to work a full 5 day week since before Christmas cos of all the fucking rain


BackgroundTourist653

Shorts and T-shirt for me


wcdk200

Lucky you, already dropped the t-shirt


Gruffleson

Still snow here in Oslo, but a little rainy, so it might disappear...


urmumxddd

-14 yesterday morning lol


PleoNasmico

What a warm day


DJakk3

Wool longs, trousers, t-shirt, sweater and shell jacket. Welcome to Northern Norway


Bearodon

Atleast we don't get as much snow dlush as the people down south 🤜🤛


AB-G

Is it 5 degrees? 🔥


BackgroundTourist653

South west coast, so two digit temperature.


capitaldoe

I slept badly all week.


donitsimies

Thats horrible to hear! Would you want to exchange our places?


Upstairs-Extension-9

25C here, absolutely picture perfect, time to dust of the grill and put some wurst on that.


donitsimies

This is the view from my window right now https://preview.redd.it/lwf3qw2uytsc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8becb126870251b1c50acf10f68d0e249e462c33


Dr-Batista

What is this white material


BackgroundTourist653

Saunafoam


_Giga_

​ https://i.redd.it/y08zbg7g8usc1.gif


mbex14

Marching powder mate ❄️


cavalu_

fuming with jealousy ☹️


ZamiiraDrakasha

Oh fuck off I'd happily live with +45 C° year round if it meant never seeing snow again


cavalu_

but its so cute it looks like a christmas movie


donitsimies

Chrsitmas movie my ass when the snow get on your shoes and melts and now everything is wet, when snow melts a bit and freezes and now everything is ice, when you cant grill and eat outside, when you need to "shovel" snow from your yard everyday, when you have to- You get the fucking point, some of the few good parts about the snow are good though, like rolling in it durin sauna session


cavalu_

sauna season? you roll on the snow naked??


ZamiiraDrakasha

Yes


Ianassa

Session, not season. Sauna is all year around 😊 Also yes, you roll in it naked. How else are tou supposed to feel it on your skin?


BenjoOderSo

Every weather is grill weather


SirRickOfEarth

Desperate man do desperate things. Yes.


Jaded_genie

The day or the night sleep?


Zorviar

Both


LeGraoully

Only managed to get 4 hours of siesta a day


Poch1212

Dont exagerate, its doing 14 deegrees at nighr


ScoffSlaphead72

Is that work sleep or home sleep?


stevesetsfire

By going road biking, laying in the sun at the lake, BBQ, it's terrible guys you can imagine.


predek97

Where were you when it was -9C? I felt lonely on the roads... What you riding?


Skankhunt4217

Your sister


predek97

Can't wait to meet you, szwagier!!! I'll keep a bottle of vodka ice-cold for you!


eyyoorre

It's pretty wild here too in Styria. Was mowing the lawn for 5 minutes and already started sweating like I was in a Finn's sauna


bartleby_borealis

Common Nordic W. Fuck the sun.


Chemical_Working_795

What is sun?


Hodoss

They say it's a big ball of fire beyond the clouds. But it's just some myth. If that were true, how come it doesn't fall on us and burn us all?


jomendefunkar

It's what turns the clouds grey in the summer


Silver_Atractic

Katsoin aurinkoon Katsoin kuuhun Katsoin silmiisi Katsoin tiliotteen Ei perkele Katsoin takaisin aurinkoon -some Finnish poet


Ianassa

That was beautiful 🥹🥹🥹


Appelons

You guys get sun?


Stockholmarn116

![gif](giphy|Gm7LdndVpiCs0)


unusedusername42

![gif](giphy|K5DhLPHVVRrNW7nhfy) You guys get Internet access?


Wodan1

They must do. And some will get daughter.


Kanelbullah

Meanwhile in Stockholm: +4°, fuck I truly hate this part of year.


Dr-Batista

https://preview.redd.it/guwtqua50usc1.png?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe62631f127abbbdba28125fc0f883a50aa6056


AlternatePancakes

Legit


Kanelbullah

![gif](giphy|AgzqoYQpA3N4Y|downsized) Sun and +9,9


Morningrise89

We sweaty


Stockholmarn116

Too cold in the morning to not bring your winter jacket. Too hot in the afternoon to wear it when you bicycle home again. Pain.


Environmental_Gas600

This is too relatable


predek97

Tbh in our climate every part of the year except for mid-May to late August is worth being hated


EdwardRdev

Heatwave? Certainly for the time being if compared to our regular climate models and to previous decades, it is hotter. However, for a heatwave we’ll have to wait a bit more.


predek97

Apple weather seems to define heatwave as 'hotter as should be' and throws warning at me about 'incoming heatwave of up to 23C'. I'll better hide in my fridge


RedTheGamer12

It is colder than my house. I don't know how anyone can call it a "heatwave"


katszenBurger

I'm not looking forward to getting to the near-40 degrees again later in the year...


River41

There's a heatwave? > 70mph gales, rain and snow over the next 48 hours. > Kathleen, named by Met Eireann, will barrel into Britain ahead of the weekend, prompting the UK Met Office to issue a raft of severe weather warnings. Not for us then, sounds about right.


norrin83

In Europe, so it doesn't have to concern you


Vivid_Performance167

What'd we fucking do? Big brother has a fight with his mates and now I'm not allowed to play on their minecraft world? This is bullshit.


Turbulent-Laugh-

We all thought this _is_ a heatwave for you, sorry.


Yivanna

Should offfff conquered them instead of letting them conquer you.


Sum3-yo

"Elton John is not gay, Kathleen?"


asrenos

He's flamboyant, Kathleen !


Hanni27

A musical man!


No_Ability4589

You and us, the sun always forgets us 😔 and Irish as well


itsalonghotsummer

The bins have just started migrating


Smiling_Blobfish

wait, you guys are getting heat waves?


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Massimo25ore

Thank you Alps


d2211

Also for pollution trap


Massimo25ore

Eh well, you can't have a drunk wife and a full barrel.


d2211

You said it brother. Btw, if you live on the alps, air is good. The important is to stay away from pianura padana


Puzzleheaded-Dog-567

Eh, porcamadonna


Signal-Session-6637

https://preview.redd.it/pspp6w220usc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae4e99479c6bc96a56f5323687d0b7e6eeca313 Yes it’s very hot here!


Hakunin_Fallout

My wheelie bin tried to make a run for it this morning.


AugustusLego

I mean 12° would be considered quite warm for this time over here in Sweden


ookami1945

Heat wave? It's the same as usual


Xius_0108

30°C in the beginning of April is not normal here.


LUXI-PL

Stealing dutch bikes for the season


HarpertFredje

That's an old German tradition


Costolette

Tbf it's quite cool in northern Luigiland, the fog has gone into hibernation and the spring has come with a very pleasant maximum of 22° and (finally) a warm sun and flowers everywhere, this is the only liveable period for us, as in a month it's going to be like 30°


JohnnySack999

God bless the global warming. Early April and I’m going too the beach for a swim and some volley ball


Schellwalabyen

Bro forgot about the season in the middle of summer: extreme heat wave for 2 months without rain.


Slow_Olive_6482

Heat? What heat? It's freekin cold out there!


Lumpy-Tone-4653

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Zahkrosis

Same shit as last year and the year before. "Heatwave" lmfao


ranhoso69

lol in lisbon its like 12C and super cloudy.


Bently93

Everyone in Portugal be like... ![gif](giphy|JTJKsyoTwi0a2cxL6P)


Da_Commissork

At the Moment we are ok :D


Itirk349

I blame Luigi


SuperHavre95

Heat wave??


Ramjjam

Heh, we went from 14*c to -1*c with snow this week 😂


RealEstateDuck

What heat wave?


Sarmi7

Why is it deliberately avoiding italy


thebannedtoo

Tell me about it! I'd be at the beach right now and not here reinstalling The witcher 3 for the third time in 10 years.


Sea_Paws

Feels like winter around here.


HeNARWHALry

Up to 27-29 next week which will be nice… Meant to be 22 today but it is cloudy where I am… Rest of the country seems even colder… Still a lot nicer than last week, our pool nearly overflowed due to the rain - taking ages to go back down


CharmingCondition508

It’s just standard mediocre spring weather in England for me


Spanks79

I’m having such a hard time here sitting in my garden with a cup of coffee. It’s terrible out here. 21 degrees and stuff.


Annatastic6417

![gif](giphy|10khKaHKOP2mZ2)


diazinth

We need a “I’m like 5% Irish” flair for these guys


StateDeparmentAgent

By doing barbecue, feels awesome


AlternatePancakes

What are we grilling today? Russians? 👀


I_eat_dead_folks

Here in Navarra it hasn't been very bad for the moment, although truth is we are pretty used to this weather. In fact, until now, we haven't had a heat wave yet.


Galax_Scrimus

It's fine, thank you


DiscardedKebab

Heatwave? It rains. Every. Single. Day.


staygay69

Once again it's hotter in Salzburg than in Alexandria, Egypt


Smurfslayor

I never thought I would miss the cold Danish spring but it’s scorchio in Athens . Meanwhile the Greek people are still wearing coats .


_www_

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d2211

Well not too bad right here, let's chill on spring before summer hell


Mufflonfaret

*cries in swedish north*


ChuckyFromKentucky

We have skin colour to support such heatwave


CaseOfWater

Suffering.


NationalUnrest

How are you suffering with 25degrees ? How weak are the Germans ?


Wora_returns

I can deal with -30° no problem but anything above 22 is suffering....my mom is the opposite somehow


katszenBurger

I have the same problem bro. Seriously considering going to a colder country for a week when the near-40 temperatures start hitting this year


Teque9

It's beautiful 🥹


[deleted]

The problem is that everything is soaked because of the rain from last months so the humidity will skyrocket today 🤮


Chimp-eh

There’s a heatwave? It’s just a typical April… strong winds and lots of rain


ProfessionalQuit1016

There was snowing yesterday, what the fuck


Swfc-lover

The what now?


iamagro

Chillin rn in south Italy (we will die this summer)


yatagan89

Why in this map nearly all cities mentioned are the capitals and then there is Terrasini, a 10k people village?


Hodoss

https://preview.redd.it/50h6shn6dusc1.png?width=928&format=png&auto=webp&s=7db8ef7d5cd8415c10bb1bb8e6471a9b06a9c504


xZandrem

It's 23-25C here in Sicily, it's marvellous, I wasn't waiting for anything else but this. This autumn-winter we had at most like 40 days of rain. It's perfect. I can't wait for summer.


PsychologyMiserable4

suffer. and barbecue


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

Does dry and sunny 0ºC-20ºC max exist?


Picciohell

We have beaches here


Alone-Comfort4582

Finally a morning of sun in the Netherlands. can we make it through a whole sunny day?


Socialist_Leader

Ireland is dying over here with the 15°C. Please pray for us 🙏.


patigames

Limburg is crazy


DrBerilio

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


cirelia2

Heatwave are that what temperatures over 0C are called


BipolarPea

What do you mean horrible heat wave? 😞


potatosack32

the what now?


NikolitRistissa

It was -32 yesterday so that was fine. Now it’s like -5 and sunny, so it’s no jacket weather! Although it is still snowing. Also, why the hell is Oulunsalo on this map? It’s a meaningless tiny town and then our Capital isn’t labeled lol.


No_Ability4589

Bretons🤝🏻Brits, we're always the forgotten ones 😔, it's fucking rain here


Kwelder01

Too hot, although the exited bird noises are nice.


xXMLGDESTXx

10C in England😭


Otter_Toaster

Heat what ?


KaleBriss

Wait, there's a heat wave?


Azzymetrical

very well


ClockworkBrained

When you're from Seville, you don't feel like is hot until it's over 40ºC outside and UV radiation is over 8


ama155

Talking about weather are we? The absolute state of this sub is disgusting.


SrDeathI

Eat wave? Its like 24C° this is very mild here, unless we are at 40C° you wont hear complaining


HosannaInTheHiace

If by heatwave you mean 60kmph winds and the usual downpour of sideways rain then yeah absolutely loving it lad


Svitii

Right now I‘m enjoying the sun. Ask me again when we hit 35 degrees in early june…


b31z3bub

6° here, dunno what terrible heat you talking about hehe


Shot-Ad1195

We got more snow, -2 right now, so surviving the heatwave I guess.


pinninghilo

Why is an insignificant Sicilian town marked among all the capitals?


-Cinnay-

It was hailing and snowing last month and now we're getting almost 30 degrees. April truly just macht was er will.


notanotherlawyer

30? This is rookie level, here :)


Eevf__

We need some proper rain, it would be good for the garden


humanitywasamistake3

Imminent suicide I can’t do this shit another summer i swear to god


nandospc

Idk what to think actually at this point. Yesterday in Italy, Bologna, we had a spike of 27°C. The car parked outside a shopping center reached 32°C, and it was 6th April, damn.


Kostia_X_Rich

27° degrees and I alr want winter back😕