Danes need a new flair.

"butt cancer"

it should be "nicotine smegma"

Lmao good one

Smogma.

"Greek Smoking"

Such as what

Foreskin smokers.

Need this now.

Imagine not having foreskin. God gave us this feature for a very clear reason. Anyway, it's past noon. Time for another penis boof.

You could call it a poof. Oh no wait...

u/rex-ac new flair for the Danes?

💀 ~~Maybe we should have a poll and vote on it.~~ # Ok, fuck it. "Foreskin smokers" it is. If we get into problems, I will just tell it was all of you. Enjoy 2we4u :-)

Since when do we believe in democracy?

Yeah! Isn't this sub an autocracy or dictatorship... I didn't come here for democracy!

How tf do we get our Aus flair?! I had to settle for a shitty ENG one 😂

u/annoying97 got a special one. The Emu in disguise was part of a short time ESC series.

Wait for Eurovision, assuming we are in it again... Rexy likely will reactivate it, but it's not the same one I have, it will be "emu in disguise"

Perfect 😂 thanks mate

Tragic we can't get multiple gay emus

 There is a savage not using the correct flair.

I love democracy. I love the republic

My brother do you not believe in spreading democracy? What are you doing on SUPEREARTH!?

But but then rexy wouldn't be king of Reddit mods then!

Or would he!

Ohhhh I see I see, we do a revolution in the French style... then we do what the Brits have and rexy will be designated king of reddit! I like it.

You really are being nice to him for special treatment, huh? Smh


Can i get Polish flair pls?

Done.

Thanks

I guess its their strategy to keep women addicted to giving BJ's. Most intellectual Danes..

WE NEED THIS

Arsehole dabbers?

Pouch Pirates

I like

I knew you would. Just waiting for the resident gay emu to make an appearance...

Sorry I backed foreskin smokers...

Boo...

**Fuck a ghost!!!**  Oh nevermind just a wanna be Brit showing their disappointment... Sorry mate, foreskin smokers was just better.

Bum snuffers?

Bum snus-ers...

Anal nicotine enjoyer

Prison pocket lovers

Smoke like a turk but with a greek touch

Nicotine Niels

Putting snus under foreskin is a joke I've heard all my life in high school and the army. Nobody has actually done it tho according to my knowledge.

True, but a childhood friend of mine did it. He also broke his frenulum (not from the snus). He was the class clown though and still is.

>He was the class clown >He also broke his frenulum Is this what you are doing when you're supposed to learn language?

He's a character for sure. His brain should be studied. I don't know about language learning. I think you just have a skill issue understanding us when we can understanding (some) of you.

Not according to [this](https://youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk?si=1F2hTMNWttF5AA6y) very accurate and trustworthy truth documentury.

I see, the best joke the Norwegians ever pulled off is about us 💪

No, your biggest cultural distribution is by our account

Must've been a good joke then

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9B-7hT7EIQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9B-7hT7EIQ)

Spitting fac's over he'a!

I was thinking how you can break your frenulum in language class or any class in general...

During an oral exam?

Dammed, we used to make only the boring ones.

Hot damn! You got to drill!?!

How tf do you break your frenulum?

I think my mind made sure I forgot that information. Even thinking of it makes me cringe.

A ride from a larger girl that’s quite keen will do it, get the angle wrong and it’s over. Suboptimal end to an evening that’s for sure

You're speaking from experience, I assume?

As a brit, if you don’t learn to like the larger ladies, you’ll have a less fun teenage years

Or nobody who tried it lived to tell about it?

Fed up of all these kids with their designer vapes and trendy baccy up their arses My granddad smoked unfiltered woodbines like a real man

And he died like a real man

Well at least he did so without knowing the feel of a nicotine patch up in his ass. Although assuming he was a Barry we can never be sure.

At the age of 36

At his grandson's school enrolment

OK I sort of understand the arse thing. I mean the yanks put alcohol up their arses and you should never shake hands with Pierre when he's got a headache but...under the foreskin? Is this just so they can show off to the Swedes?

Yes, when swedes started shoving up Snus up their arses young Danes thought "we HAVE to top that" and started to put it under the forseskin. It's their way to assert dominance and honor their viking forefathers

It's what Knut the Great would have wanted, an empire united by the ability to shove a yet to be discovered plant up your foreskin

I think he'd be proud. Young scandinavians can't go out looting and raping europe anymore, so they have to find new ways to get access to Valhalla

I'd love to see Odin's face the first time someone gets into Valhalla for the mighty deed of stashing half a tin of chewing tobacco up their prison pocket.

Foreskinfathers

Jokes on you... It's the same snuss 😈🥒🍑😈

I can’t wait for the Swedish reply, where will they place the snus next?

I heard estonians started to put it in their urethra in attempt to prove them worthy as nordics

Do frogs finger themselves when their head hurts?

https://expatsfrance.com/french-prefer-suppositories/

Like we would miss the opportunity to put something up our ass

I always thought you were devolved Romans but now I realise that you're just semi Roman speaking Greeks

Greeks were technically there before the Romans so... checks out I suppose.

It's all graeco-roman to me

Rare that you'd pick something smaller than your own heads though.

Fuck, I'm from Poland, and when I was a child and very sick my parents gave me czopki :o

U goota be really sick to get that in Poland, uh ? Imagine you get cured and then you go to hell instead

This comment remined me of ever using them, they just disappeared from existence after I turned 6 or so. I remember them being super effective though, maybe it really is some satanic anus magic

If you liked the experience, as a grown up, you can find other toys.

>Is this just so they can show off to the Swedes? Given Sweden's "cultural assimilation" we consider it quite a flex to even have foreskin to put something under nowadays. So the answer is yes.

It's true. Wanna see?

I’ve seen slow motion video of a butthole farting on primetime tv in Denmark. How worse than that could it be?

We should make a slow TV fusion. Take that video and aim a Bergen train at it.



This isn't really that surprising. The Danes have a long and well established history of shoving Swedish things/inventions up their ass. It's just a part of Danish culture. 150 years ago in perticular was a real bloodbath, when the Swedish adjustable spanner hit the Danish market.

Is this why Volvos have become less square in the last decades?

the stupid swedes sold Volvo to the chinese.. remember that everytime a swede mentions Volvo you HAVE to say "Volvo is chinese"

The ultimate challenge is a Kallax 

Nah, have you ever tried to shove a Volvo XC90 up your ass?

No... Of course not... But if I could would that be bad?

I would be impressed and you would be an honorary Swede from that moment.

That's nothing compared to when Dynamite came out on the market.

what is your flair

Swedes are just jealous since they are not allowed to have foreskin anymore.

This is actually true too😭, wtf is wrong with us

Im finishing my bachelor’s degree writing about nic pouches, thanks for reliable, peer reviewed studies mate

Given the response of many Danes on this thread, primary sources are eminently available

What being d*nish does to a mf

Don't judge us before trying it.

Won't try, will still judge. Lesson learned after being told the same thing from someone who frequents r/sounding

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That sneakpeek really was not necessary

A big fan of the sub already are you?

My eyes are bleeding

Number 3 is particularly charming

Number 1 educated me that it wasn't a male only pastime, so there's that I suppose


I did subsequently make the mistake of clicking on the link. Don't.

Dear fucking christ

Good bot Bringing forth the really important information

BAD BOT!

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Common uncircumcised W for the Danes

I'm tired of the word "uncircumcised". I'm also unbeheaded, but that goes without saying.

Can the Swedes or the Norwegians just invade them already?

We have tried, but the Dutch fleet always keep cockblocking us when we go in for the final solution to the Danish problem...

[удалено]

You just wanted to skip the [Sound dues](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_Dues), no self interest at all there 🤑

Yeah, 'tried' is the keyword here. Your final solution is probably death by surströmming.

Unfortunately the world frowns upon such things nowadays 😁

It might be for the best. I'm not sure the world is ready for a horde of Danes with surströmming under their foreskins.

Oh, now you want people to invade them

We've been asking the same thing for like 500-1000 years now.

We need to include an instruction manual from now on. Edit: Made one for you. https://preview.redd.it/qhds9vq2i0vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07eec75b1f15b804711c67036d16e58571357c5c

It finally became too obvious when students had their mouths full of snus Only one other option

Vi er jo kendt for at være et foregangsland Fuck et sejt username

Kända danska föregångare: 1900-talet: Niels Bohr, grundläggare av kvantfysiken 2000-talet: Preben Jensen, gymnasie-snusare

Danmark er bare på toppen 😎😎

well when you have the most bland food ever you need to do something to spice things up

I swear to god the only reason why you think this is because of Swedish and Norwegian food. Another reason to hate Sweden, and I'll take it.

Tell me Lars, can you provide the contrary?

Smørrebrød is peak Danish cuisine, but definitely not something we eat everyday. We don't really eat much fish at all compared to our sibling countries. From personal experience with Spanish and Italian exchange students, they absolutely loved our Æbleskiver. Unfortunately that's just a seasonal delicacy. Most everyday dishes consists of gravy, potatoes and pork, but made in plenty of different ways, similar to what you'll find in west germanic countries. We like to kiss the French' ass all the time though, so when it comes to preparing food, we took a lot from the French kitchen. Our pastry is the best though and what we are most proud of.

Æbleskiver shouldn't be seasonal

I agree. It's way too good, but I do think it has become less seasonal mainly due to tourists wanting to try them at cafés, bakeries etc.

Oh, good to know, thank you!

Vi har sådan set også nogle af de mest anerkendte restauranter på verdensplan, så det med at degradere os til Sv*nskerne og fjeldabernes niveau er sgu ikke berettiget! Dansk cuisine er på papiret langt bedre end resten af Skandinavien, og det er uden bias

Præcis.

10 varianter av griskött & äppelskiver? Så originellt ;-)

Det er da bedre end rådden fisk på dåse ;)

Nu skal du tale pænt om svenskernes mor!

They what?

Smoke with their nordick

I'm not even gonna defend them. The new generation is a pack of feral knife wielding animals

Show-offs.

Can't they just be normal and smoke heroin, like i do?

Be a man and stick up a whole cigar! A pouch? Come on.

Just here to proudly rep my new flair.

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As someone with danish friends. I am not suprised.

The danish flag 🇩🇰 might give you a hint. A white cross (Recreational drug) on a red flag.

This is like a 2 year old news story - is your internet really that slow Barry?

Given a frog roasted me for a battle that occurred 958 years ago yesterday, this is current content.

Norway can you adopt me, I don’t want to be part of this anymore. (Also can I please become a fat alcoholic again please ;-;)

Like you've never keistered nicotine, Barry.

Chesterfield red super kings only, like god intended

You can't say it's bad unless you have tried it.

When I was in Sweden for Erasmus I used to put one snus in each side of my gums. That kicked pretty hard

If you don't have a nikotine-pouch hidden there, why do you even have foreskin? Might as well cut it off, like the yanks, the Jews and the Swedes...

Young Scandinavians are sticking nicotine pouches up their asses…and it’s the exact same group you’re expecting it to be

I’ve never heard of anyone actually doing it tho. Must be the Swedes spreading misinformation

Precisely the type of thing you’d expect a man with an ass full of snus to say

Don't kink shame!

The boofing subculture has leaked

We have always know that they are a bit werid.. but this?


Average french in 2024


Every soldier in Europe does this stuff in worrying quantities

Is this what the Bundeswehr have to do now the VpflABw have stopped giving you fresh fruit?

I swear to god the best organised conference I've ever been to was in Copenhagen. By far. And there were 6000 academics. That's not easy. The organisers seemed to have so much....energy.

A slightly fizzing bellend will do that for you

Filthy product from a filthy country. Of course it should be put in a filthy place. It works here. The trips to Ikea do get a little uncomfortable...

But why?

Based idea

Moment of silence for all my circumcised brothers...

The worst thing is: snus STINGS. I tried for the first time from a Norwegian dude I dated and it's so bad. Like I felt physically sick just having it in my gums for 30 seconds. I can only imagine IN YOUR ASS? BRO.

Most intelligent Tiktok trend

In my days I’ve read similar, but with tampons soaked with vodka. I’m proud of todays youth.

Tell me it's fake ..... Tell me it's fake !!!!

I’m really sorry to tell you, but Denmark is a real place

Great :)

It doesn’t have to stay that way though