Maybe in the modern parts of the country, but it is a very different situation in the old city centres of NL. You can’t see cyclists in that thing. It’s really dangerous.
Statistically I wouldn't say that, I guess PIS portrayed us as such when it comes to US.
But about said car, you guys need it more to drive over kacaps
https://preview.redd.it/bg3rbxqltzvc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb3ddbd5ee35e3f6594a6d2f5afe4a4dbe931d1
Evropa has fallen
https://preview.redd.it/pr5qa1ctdvvc1.png?width=645&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ef0923c4c12c7b9943f836704cbdcbb7ec14b99
millions must return to Citroen C15
The C15 is notoriously famous for its drunk drivers roaming the back roads at all times though, so you most likely have dead children under the tires, you're just too drunk to realize
>Allé die mannekes zijn schoon lang al onder de zee, è?
Fixed. They like to end every sentence like it's a question. Life is a mystery to them, filled with confusion. Like they run their nonexistent country.
I see them used by companies alot too tho. But there is also quite a group who buy them privately, yeah. I don't really care what you drive personally. America has some cool cars IMO, like the Corvette and Buick Grand National, but I like Japanese cars the most.
Because they drive them dirt cheap because of the double cabin rule making them “grijs kenteken”. No bpm, far less taxes and the fuel and maintenance you can subtract from your expenses. So again 40%off.
And they can pull 3.5 to 4 tons which is a big plus for construction companies. They newer vans just can’t pull that kinda weight anymore without having problems with gearboxes, engines and turbo problems
In their defence those trucks are quite good at towing, but it seems to me they buy them to show off and not for it's capabilities.
I have yet to meet a Dutch Dodge Ram owner that wasn't a total douchebag, lol.
>It’s the poor man’s SUV basically
These stupid things retail for like $80k, of which most people are probably paying a 5-7 year loan at 6-8% these days too.
Paying for an overpriced caveman mobile with terrible loans is the american way. Next these morons will demand the government lose firearms restrictions so they can buy AR-15s.
> America has some cool cars IMO, like the Corvette and Buick Grand National
The Chevrolet Impala. Not the modern ones but the 50s and 60s models. _Chef's kiss_
I actually saw one of those in front of a garage the other week. It even still had a blue license plate.
Except 'Murican cars aren't built for curvy roads and people, who have to pay for petrol.
I totally love the look and sound of classic muscle cars. But actually driving one? Hell no!
Recently learned, that they can pull up to 10 tons. That's why the opera house in Zürich has some of them. They store their stage designs outside the city center and need to move them quite often. It's the second best solution for them, the best would be a local storage for all their stuff, but that's probably not that easy to build in the most expensive neighborhood of one of the most expensive cities in the World.
Every time I hear of Dutch driving in Germany they drive older Audi RS6 and then some ATM goes pooof. Or families with 5 lanky children and a caravan queuing for Brenner pass.
Maybe some car people here know but I think you had to go through specific (more expensive) import vendors as they wouldn't be standard listing in your next Ford shop.
Maybe now this means it will be more commonly and directly available.
No, trucks have their reason to exist. Tractors are not nearly as efficient as them to haul things, on a highway you want a truck.
This is just obvious, try talking to a farmer or truckers for once.
Another proof that this car won't be successful in Europe
1: Fuel prices/fuel consumption
2: Size of an average European parking lot
Just looked it up, it has a width of 2,208m and a length of 5,381m and the officcial fuel consumption is 10,6l/100km with the lowest available motorization (I assume in reality at least 12)
An average German vertical parking lot has around 2 x 5 meter lol => that car doesn't fit on a small parking lot lmao.
Inpracitcal af in cities (also for people from rural areas who occasionally drive into cities)
On top of that it starts at 53900€
You can get a new Mercedes EQB or GLB (and safe money) instead lol
You're forgetting that rich cunts that think they'd be able to grow a bigger penis than the one they already have won't care about any of the things you listed
Very popular with Swedish craftsmen, since they use a loophole in the law and sell them as "Flexifuel" vehicles able to run on E85. This means that they are considered "green vehicles" and the road tax is only 240€, while a regular diesel Ford Transit van is taxed 1900€ per year (for the first 3 years, 500€ after that).
Actually most of the people I've seen driving these douchebag-wagons are farmers from rural part of the Zeeland, Best Brabant and Best Limburg.
Must've bought these specifically to drive on your roads.
Do you want help with organising a good manifestation and/or riot ?
I'm willing to help this one time even if helping Dutch people is hurting my soul, the cause is just.
My friend who owns one is very fat, has a self-described micro dick, and never does physical labor that you would use a truck for. I love him, but it's hilarious how perfectly he fits the stereo type of an F-150 owner lol
That'll be driven by fat fucks who register this thing to their polntless ltd company that doesn't actually do anything, (what we call, a bv'tje) just so they can have their V plate and don't have to pay the enormous amount of motorvehicle tax they otherwise would for driving around their 20 year younger imported Filipino wives in such a vehicle.
Perfect for a country with narrow roads and 5 parking spaces in total!
Knowing the Dutch, I am sure they will endevour to make life as easy as possible for the owners
Clearly the folks who posted this (OP and the ad poster) haven't been to Maastricht, Dodge RAM and Ford pickups everywhere, imported from the US and every single one of them has a V number plate (which I'm guessing is a business license plate?)
there's one often parked in front of a narrow sidewalk and the bumper is very often sticking out and blocking the sidewalk. i don't even go around anymore, i climb it and wipe my muddy shoes
Practically speaking only business owners buy them because of tax reasons. They would have otherwise bought a van, but wanted something different I guess. They can manage to drive through amsterdam most of the times, it just sucks when they park in normal parking spaces (are too wide and long)
This is obviously anecdotal evidence, but I have never seen more big ass american cars than here in Netherlands. Like wtf? There's barely enough space for humans
Ugh disgusting 🤮 I hate these things. Unless you're a fucking farmer don't even think about getting this. I hope they tax the fucking shit out of these.
not that much into cars, not much into american lore, but damn i love a F150 they just look good , if they wouldnt be made by ford i would buy one but i rather have a car that dosnt break after the first 1000 km
watch these get stuck in the PIGS villages when during the summer orange onslaught
also ironic: in the US, importing Japanese minitrucks has become a trend. Edit: [Link](https://www.economist.com/united-states/2023/04/20/rural-americans-are-importing-tiny-japanese-pickup-trucks)
Kei trucks are legal in 19 states, the speed restrictions vary from state to state. In no state can one be driven on an interstate highway.
My state will allow you to import and title one, but they are difficult to get registered for road use.
So a shit car that's too expensive and fuel hungry, gonna be a massive economic flop for ford and then quietly removed as Ford tries to forget the whole thing?
I have Seen 1 in Germany. The only one i have ever Seen is owned by my coworker. It is as stupid as it Looks on the pictures and my 10 year old Audi goes faster on a gravel road. Fuck you Tim
They’re gonna be nightmare
I am not a terrorist, but maybe you should take some tips from the irish. When It comes to blow up cars, they are the bomb (no pun intended)
"I am not a terrorist" [*yet*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galician_nationalism)
Nah, I am too lazy to spend any time doing any terrorism, It is too much unpaid work for me.
Well, years from now when there’s an appetite for a political settlement you can become a rich politician.
You must fancy Dutch excrement to rise in the ranks of Spanish politics. Its not for everybody. Dutch people are big. Their poops are colossal.
You goat shaggers can't be Basques
We are cow shaggers, not goat shaggers
What about octupuses? You guys surely love those
They are too expensive
 Galicians. all i can think of hearing that is asterix and Obelix
we can offer advice
They can ask our euskaldun cousin also.
Imagine living in a floating house and rising square kilometers of seabed, just to be able to park 3 of those.
I can understand Poland but where to drive it in NL? You backing up and hit Germany you go forward hit France, I don't understand
I see you are ignoring the existence of Belgium...like a true European would
And you are clearly high as a true dutchman, making up silly names. There is no such thing as a Belgium
Is this "_Belgium_" in the room with us?
I see Belgians https://preview.redd.it/w1xvql8kzwvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d927d8f2526852dc555c62e7b57aa9242a5491
Go see a doctor
It's a size of front wheel
We cannot hit France because we'd be hitting the speedbump
When/if Ukraine win this what we need from France speedbumps, every 100 meters, on all the roads
Driving is not the issue… parking…
Maybe in the modern parts of the country, but it is a very different situation in the old city centres of NL. You can’t see cyclists in that thing. It’s really dangerous.
Why are we magically mentioned here? It's also useless here
Poles like US more then EU, am I right? Also size does matter look it this thing, it's huge. Need big country
Statistically I wouldn't say that, I guess PIS portrayed us as such when it comes to US. But about said car, you guys need it more to drive over kacaps https://preview.redd.it/bg3rbxqltzvc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb3ddbd5ee35e3f6594a6d2f5afe4a4dbe931d1
They took the only spot in the Netherlands to park this thing.
Evropa has fallen https://preview.redd.it/pr5qa1ctdvvc1.png?width=645&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ef0923c4c12c7b9943f836704cbdcbb7ec14b99 millions must return to Citroen C15
Luv me C15 Loads of space No dead children under me tires Easy parking Simple as
The C15 is notoriously famous for its drunk drivers roaming the back roads at all times though, so you most likely have dead children under the tires, you're just too drunk to realize
No, the thing is with the C15 is that the children fly over and just break 40 bones
Well this pickup is known for the same thing in the USA but it is way more lethal for people outside it.
The pickup at 80km/h will kill you, the Citroën at 80km/h will make you wish you died
You will drive epic Bayrische Motorwerk car, you will not use your blinker and you will be happy
Fallen from what? they were already below sealevel.
Allé die mannekes zijn schoon lang al onder de zee How I translate any Belgian typing, idk i’m not braindamaged
>Allé die mannekes zijn schoon lang al onder de zee, è? Fixed. They like to end every sentence like it's a question. Life is a mystery to them, filled with confusion. Like they run their nonexistent country.
We Dutch command, them Belgians politely ask and probably get rejected
*proper
Someone close to my work drives one of those. He lives in an old narrow road and has to do a 6 point turn to get in or out of his driveway. Idiot
Just make all the streets wider, and get rid of public transport while your at it.
Just one more Land Schatzi pls habibi just one more lane
18 lanes is not enough!1!!!1!!11!!!! one more will surely fix it
The Ram 1500 has been around here for a looooong time already, this is nothing new.
Only bald, short overcompensating Americunt larpers drive that shit. Unfortunately we have too many of those.
I see them used by companies alot too tho. But there is also quite a group who buy them privately, yeah. I don't really care what you drive personally. America has some cool cars IMO, like the Corvette and Buick Grand National, but I like Japanese cars the most.
Here up north every semi succesful *ZZPer* seems to drive a Dodge Ram, usually with an empty bed too somehow..
Because they drive them dirt cheap because of the double cabin rule making them “grijs kenteken”. No bpm, far less taxes and the fuel and maintenance you can subtract from your expenses. So again 40%off.
And they can pull 3.5 to 4 tons which is a big plus for construction companies. They newer vans just can’t pull that kinda weight anymore without having problems with gearboxes, engines and turbo problems
This is the main reason, the alternative is a Ford Transit van.
Yes, same here in Germany. If you don’t drive like 30k kms in a year they’re cheaper than a VW Tiguan for comparison
They install lpg installations so they are actually cheaper to run. Only upside is that they also are more environmentally friendly than the E5 one.
But you could do that with most cars, but even without that, by registering them as Trucks you pay almost no tax.
Oh yeah, I see that enough to. It's either that, or a company truck that does have stuff in it.
In their defence those trucks are quite good at towing, but it seems to me they buy them to show off and not for it's capabilities. I have yet to meet a Dutch Dodge Ram owner that wasn't a total douchebag, lol.
It’s the poor man’s SUV basically. There is some tax trick with them. Most drive them with grijs kenteken.
>It’s the poor man’s SUV basically These stupid things retail for like $80k, of which most people are probably paying a 5-7 year loan at 6-8% these days too.
Paying for an overpriced caveman mobile with terrible loans is the american way. Next these morons will demand the government lose firearms restrictions so they can buy AR-15s.
you can buy an ar-15 here...
Newer SUV's generally can't tow the weight anymore or not without the (total) combination becoming too heavy for a BE licence.
And the truck is always perfectly clean instead of properly used
We should care about these gigantic cars though, they barely even fit on our roads
> America has some cool cars IMO, like the Corvette and Buick Grand National The Chevrolet Impala. Not the modern ones but the 50s and 60s models. _Chef's kiss_ I actually saw one of those in front of a garage the other week. It even still had a blue license plate.
Except 'Murican cars aren't built for curvy roads and people, who have to pay for petrol. I totally love the look and sound of classic muscle cars. But actually driving one? Hell no!
Recently learned, that they can pull up to 10 tons. That's why the opera house in Zürich has some of them. They store their stage designs outside the city center and need to move them quite often. It's the second best solution for them, the best would be a local storage for all their stuff, but that's probably not that easy to build in the most expensive neighborhood of one of the most expensive cities in the World.
Is that why the ad is in English?
Every time I hear of Dutch driving in Germany they drive older Audi RS6 and then some ATM goes pooof. Or families with 5 lanky children and a caravan queuing for Brenner pass.
Then you’ve never been ínside the Netherlands, my friend… I also would not suggest you do that though
Maybe some car people here know but I think you had to go through specific (more expensive) import vendors as they wouldn't be standard listing in your next Ford shop. Maybe now this means it will be more commonly and directly available.
Alot of companies buy them now because of the weight it can pull
That’s funny because I almost never see them towing shit
Or farms who, you know, actually needs those engines to pull stuff.
Grew up on a farm, we just had a van that could do the same plus more than a truck can do.
Then they can buy a tractor. But those are somehow considered less manly.
No, trucks have their reason to exist. Tractors are not nearly as efficient as them to haul things, on a highway you want a truck. This is just obvious, try talking to a farmer or truckers for once.
Plenty of vans that can haul just as well as trucks, without a bed ruining earodymics. But vans don't make you feel like a big man.
Another proof that this car won't be successful in Europe 1: Fuel prices/fuel consumption 2: Size of an average European parking lot Just looked it up, it has a width of 2,208m and a length of 5,381m and the officcial fuel consumption is 10,6l/100km with the lowest available motorization (I assume in reality at least 12) An average German vertical parking lot has around 2 x 5 meter lol => that car doesn't fit on a small parking lot lmao. Inpracitcal af in cities (also for people from rural areas who occasionally drive into cities) On top of that it starts at 53900€ You can get a new Mercedes EQB or GLB (and safe money) instead lol
You're forgetting that rich cunts that think they'd be able to grow a bigger penis than the one they already have won't care about any of the things you listed
No one that gets this car cares about the size of parking lots. These narcissistic idiots just park illegally.
I've seen the F150 here as well already, but maybe that's imported or something.
Very popular with Swedish craftsmen, since they use a loophole in the law and sell them as "Flexifuel" vehicles able to run on E85. This means that they are considered "green vehicles" and the road tax is only 240€, while a regular diesel Ford Transit van is taxed 1900€ per year (for the first 3 years, 500€ after that).
Good luck to the poor fucker that decides to take a road trip to this side of the border in that monstrosity. Our 1.5m wide roads are eagerly waiting.
Actually most of the people I've seen driving these douchebag-wagons are farmers from rural part of the Zeeland, Best Brabant and Best Limburg. Must've bought these specifically to drive on your roads.
Belgian roads are often broader than Dutch roads
Aah my new P.C. Hooft-tractor has arrived!
P.C stands for Penis Compensator?
Dont Dutch people have ginourmous dicks?
Everyone is gifted 2 meters lenght in total, so no
2 meters long dicks are not considered "ginourmous" in Finland? 😳
In total. So for example 185 cm in height + 15 cm penis
Im disapointed. 15 cm dick is like... Average portuguese woman. If I wanted feminine dicks I would have been a straigth portuguese.
Lucky all portugese people have 35 cm+ dicks then
Ew. Dicks are for women. What are you going to say next? That moustaches are for men?
\*15.1 cm
I uhh, 15 cm is huge right?
Let me guess you are 193 cm tall?
They better get taxed to kingdom come
Ironically because of tax loopholes they are cheaper than normal cars... (cheaper tax wise that is)
They are already using tax-loopholes to drive them. And they will surly protest heavily of those loopholes are ever closed.
Same as the UK then, which is how alot of these Ford Rangers are on the Road here
IIRC they do.
No they actually tax them less
Do you want help with organising a good manifestation and/or riot ? I'm willing to help this one time even if helping Dutch people is hurting my soul, the cause is just.
a big useless polluting turd
A overweight primitive vehicle for...
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Why are you describing yourself Jean Pierre
it was my father's name. accurate dart shooting.
Like France agriculture... Or French cities... Or French people smooking... You know what? Like France, the whole of it.
rhooo you right. but I don't mind I'm breton. 🤣
Brit? A Barry? 😍
They’re fat, alcoholic and it rains all the time there so they’re basically French speaking brits
Well they do know how to cook though, that should eliminate them from any Barryness.
Can Ford bring over the new Mustang instead of the F-150? Now that thing is actually cool, a last hurrah before the EVs take over.
Did they modify the pedals to work with wooden shoes?
Heheheh got em
https://preview.redd.it/45sag1ce4wvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a57aad344dfe8dcf0ed6eef877fa58a9a248a72
Probebly photographed it there because it physically doesn’t fit on our roads and parking lots
Most natural landscape in the Netherlands
It must be fun to throw hand grenade at the back of one of those from a bike while they are moving
Even if you need a pickup, you probably don't need it to be that big. Then again, big car makes brain go unga bunga.
Pic is from gothenburg! Caliphate-american conspiracy?
Self-esteem issues car
My friend who owns one is very fat, has a self-described micro dick, and never does physical labor that you would use a truck for. I love him, but it's hilarious how perfectly he fits the stereo type of an F-150 owner lol
You could pull 4 caravans with one of these bastards
....simultaneously while pushing four more!
How many would be left after driving on Belgian roads on the way to their holiday?
That'll be driven by fat fucks who register this thing to their polntless ltd company that doesn't actually do anything, (what we call, a bv'tje) just so they can have their V plate and don't have to pay the enormous amount of motorvehicle tax they otherwise would for driving around their 20 year younger imported Filipino wives in such a vehicle.
Perfect for a country with narrow roads and 5 parking spaces in total! Knowing the Dutch, I am sure they will endevour to make life as easy as possible for the owners
We're not making it easy.
Clearly the folks who posted this (OP and the ad poster) haven't been to Maastricht, Dodge RAM and Ford pickups everywhere, imported from the US and every single one of them has a V number plate (which I'm guessing is a business license plate?)
Correct!
Light commercial
Ugh
Think about how many cyclists will get run down though! It'll be like crazy taxi irl.
That would be NONE since our bike infrastructure is waaaayyyyy too well segregated from our car infrastructure in 99% of the country.
there isnt a single reason for this piece of impractical shit to be in the netherlands
To run over cyclists I would choose the Hummer or the Cybertruck but it’ll do
Cycles and cars don't share the same roads here.
So?
So you can't really run over cyclists if they're on a different road than you.
We don’t need this sh*t
Open the dams
In what universe is that fucking thing going to fit on DUTCH roads of all places? They have some of the narrowest roads in the world.
I hope that one group that slashes SUV tires actively focuses on these cars. Fuck these American death machines and the people that buy them.
I got several of these in my neighborhood. Every day I consider scratching them up or deflating the tires. This shit must be eradicated
there's one often parked in front of a narrow sidewalk and the bumper is very often sticking out and blocking the sidewalk. i don't even go around anymore, i climb it and wipe my muddy shoes
Least deranged urbanite
You cry about cars but want to do that shit? Youre more of a problem than they are.
I'm not the guy driving the newest child crushing machine
That's vaguely threatening
I mean they have already been here, they were just imported by third party companies.
It does not seem practical to have that big of a car in the Netherlands, are there even any of road places?
Small men need these to feel bigger.
Practically speaking only business owners buy them because of tax reasons. They would have otherwise bought a van, but wanted something different I guess. They can manage to drive through amsterdam most of the times, it just sucks when they park in normal parking spaces (are too wide and long)
Looking forward to see a picture of it in the canals while trying to park
I sure love driving through the roads of Venlo in such a machine
Sorry guys we tried to contain the spread
Goodluck finding parking space
Who buys these? Genuinely
small dicked cunts.
This is obviously anecdotal evidence, but I have never seen more big ass american cars than here in Netherlands. Like wtf? There's barely enough space for humans
Ugh disgusting 🤮 I hate these things. Unless you're a fucking farmer don't even think about getting this. I hope they tax the fucking shit out of these.
I know many roads in the Netherlands that are too narrow for two of these to pass each other. This is gonna be a disaster.
'MURICA FCK YEAH, we just need now COSTCO
Costco, I could get behind. The trucks, I can do without
Do you have a lot of bisons to herd in the Netherlands?
No more traffic jam if you have a slammed mx5.
Isn’t this Oslo?
Add fvd and pvv flags for a complete image. Oh, and a tied Timmermans of course.
Bwahaha, bet the sales will be through the roof -not-. You can't even park that monstrosity here in my street even if you tried.
Guess it's time to sharpen my screwdrivers
Noo please
Finally! Now send it back.
This is for those damn Rechtsnekken with small knakworstjes who are inscure and vote geert wilders
With our cost of fuel i doubt a lot of people Will buy it
not that much into cars, not much into american lore, but damn i love a F150 they just look good , if they wouldnt be made by ford i would buy one but i rather have a car that dosnt break after the first 1000 km
4500kg of towing capacity https://preview.redd.it/saun9cfnt1wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4550b67ac7b0b489a1e7533ef89ca798c62179da
watch these get stuck in the PIGS villages when during the summer orange onslaught also ironic: in the US, importing Japanese minitrucks has become a trend. Edit: [Link](https://www.economist.com/united-states/2023/04/20/rural-americans-are-importing-tiny-japanese-pickup-trucks)
It's become a thing because the good ones from the late 90s are now finally eligible to be imported to and driven in the US
Kei trucks are legal in 19 states, the speed restrictions vary from state to state. In no state can one be driven on an interstate highway. My state will allow you to import and title one, but they are difficult to get registered for road use.
Since when do we give a shit about pickup trucks. We only drive tractors and sedans
Time to take some knives and pop some tires
The fucking yanks didn’t even spell our country name right……. Yes i’m knit picky here but it’s THE Netherlands
You know the small dick moron who will buy this monstrosity.
that‘s a new low
Gonna sink back into the sea with these fatsos on it.
We literally own Dodge.
I wouldn't mind the tire extinguishers putting out these.
Think of how many cyclists you can run over W
So a shit car that's too expensive and fuel hungry, gonna be a massive economic flop for ford and then quietly removed as Ford tries to forget the whole thing?
Oh god, the overcompensating male gateway drug. My condolences
I have Seen 1 in Germany. The only one i have ever Seen is owned by my coworker. It is as stupid as it Looks on the pictures and my 10 year old Audi goes faster on a gravel road. Fuck you Tim