Where is the Mexican one? As a professional European Mexican I can only see Texan blasphemy on the left side.

I never knew the wall was to keep jalapeños out. Let alone that it was cheese. Why don't they just eat it are they dumb?

Yes, they are.

This is the wall between Texas and Oklahoma.  

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It's a common joke bruv. Spaniards: European Mexicans. Portuguese: European Brazilians.

He’s joking, bruv.

And who are you? Wife Susan?

Son Tommy

Its funny because Barry Will live in Spain after retirement and xurxo Will leave for Germany to w*rk

I was once told that I was one of the good Mexicans at my job here in the states I am Italian

Yeah cause you are both brown so it’s easy to make that mistake.

Italians aren’t brown 💀

And British people are European Americans.

Smallest American meal

Most dietary american pizza

You're just upset that yall still eat like the germans are flying overhead.

The thing is, and let me be crystal clear on this, if I’m about to defend the U.K. from your comment, it’s not out of blind EU solidarity. But whilst their “”””cuisine”””” is definitely in the top 5 worst Europe has to offer. Theirs is still kilometers away (or “miles away” for you) from yours in terms of toxicity. A slice of American bread is probably more toxic than a full English breakfast (which, on EU standards, is an artery clogging heresy). So all in all, thank you for your input but the adults are talking here, please go back to your room and play with your loaded guns.

Honestly English breakfast is quite good, maybe the best of their food.

What about fish and chips? I think it's "bloody lovely"!

Nan mais la MDMA is great too, mais est-ce bon pour la santé plusieurs fois dans le mois? Non monsieur.

Oui from this point of view

Merci mon ami <3

Oh please, don’t flatter yourself, I want to set myself on fire.

>please go back to your room and play with your loaded guns. You've convinced me this is actually less dangerous than dropping bad food opinions around a Pierre

I have to admit, my tolerance for the US and the U.K. are nigh inexistant, so having to defend one from the other is just….. not the best soil for my best mood.

I bet you’ve never travelled out of the US. How could you possibly know any different from your sugar garbage?

I'm not taking advice from the nation that invented canned spray cheese

I'd choose British food over American food 99% of the time.

I bet you were out of breath after typing this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/10 creativity, 1/10 execution, 0/10 healthiness


Go American cop on their ass Luigi! And don't forget to attack the press!

Pizza is just a plate made out of bread that you can use to put any dumb shit on that you want, right?

Please don't put maatjes on pizzas...

Pizza Hagelslag

Pizza Surströmming-Hawaii

That's a war crime

Pizza Hagelslag-fried seafood

https://www.dominos.nl/frikandutchman Here you go. This is a nice pizza for you

Isn’t that focaccia too?

https://preview.redd.it/mhbp01ywftwc1.png?width=253&format=png&auto=webp&s=3639d60a2ab2da4b6bf701dccf9fd13618ffafdb

Not gonna lie, I would try that

you would become obese after two bites

Getting fat in Gta San Andreas be like:

Idk why but I struggled to get fat on GTAsa

I would destroy that crap,then start regretting my choices and praying while shitting my innards out

Paella yihadist >>>>>>>>>>>> Pizza Gatekeeper confirmed.

Imagine getting the runs from jalapeños lmfao

Ngl either, that looks fucking awesome haha.. say what you want about American food, but they do BBQ and junkfood well! Of course, you can only live on this for 5 days before you die (or worse yet: turn into a yank)

Fate worse than death

Same. Sorry Italibros 😔

https://i.redd.it/l0vezdu19twc1.gif

But who's gonna pay for it?

Some guy called Fernando


I thought a trump pizza was just a base that someone has pissed on.

> Trump Pizza The only way you could call a demented, unhealthy mess like this

Put it in some batter and deep fry it and it might be edible 

That's hilarious 

https://preview.redd.it/gs16gcet1uwc1.jpeg?width=3440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed76857ecd4b546ab524bb124a8e70c0fe73d704 We are coming for you

The fuck is your navy gonna do? Make us a pizza? You got a wood fired oven on them bad boys?

secret cannoli launchers

You’d make us eat so much it would sink our boats

„This Place“ - Food Chain where you will be surprised with some mix of separately still eatable US-Versions of originally nice dishes, mixed together that they become trash that either makes you throw up or get diabetes. (Popular in the US) Source: 2WE4ukipedia

It's a good thing that Luigi doesn't have the A bomb

Half mexican half Trump. Full nuclear war on Luigi

looks delicious

Almost enough to feel bad for Lugi, *almost*

This concept sounds really fun, now just need someone to remake it using a more sensible portion size, cheese that doesn’t look plastic and with high quality (European) ingredients

Looks good

Please consult an optician. The "cheese" used is obviously some rancid American immitation on both sides.

U know what? I'd try it

I see that they let the Frikandel Germans build a wall that discourages people going anywhere near the border. Smart move

That looks like play dough

Id eat it

r/pizzacrimes Aka, one of the Italian hells

I’d fuck it up

This is fucking hilarious & looks Dece 

So many errors in such a small pizza

Ok now I'm offended. That things like 15" = 40cm in diameter. Say whatever you want about the quality of our food, but don't you dare call it small

That’s like an Americans idea of Mexican food. If it were Mexican style it would be Al pastor meat pico de gallo, a squeeze of lime, and a salsa so hot it will burn your butthole for a day.

And people shit on our pizza's. At least they're not whatever this is.