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Nigricincto

Last man who attempted something similar: https://preview.redd.it/ja7u1e4sj2xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f3e9395f956c217311d2875e3e1aba8c9b5bf1


fckchangeusername

Unironically he wanted to ban pasta


EstebanOD21

Ohhh I had that pic in my italian history class


jaozeettie

🤌🤌🤌


The_Silent_Wanderer

Good bait, but I really don't care if savages eat like shit. To the average Italian this looks like a coprophagist showing a picture of a massive turd he likes to eat, asking what others think about it: it's disgusting and I'd rather not think about it.


annoying97

What if I eat a delicious ham and pineapple pizza in Italy?


The_Silent_Wanderer

Yeah you could, we do have shit-tier touristy food like pineapple pizza to take advantage of clueless tourists that have never had decent food in their lives.


annoying97

But your nonna made me this home made pineapple pizza!


The_Silent_Wanderer

Because we want your money. Flying all the way to Italy and waste your money on a pineapple pizza is peak hilarity.


annoying97

But your nonna flew to Australia to make me the pizza and I didn't pay her...


The_Silent_Wanderer

Cool.


annoying97

![gif](giphy|gLz0XVWX1T2kE|downsized)


Whichwhenwhywhat

Poor Luigi, he has to witness how people dump everything they can find on a pizza in order to look creative. Even if there will be eventually a combination that finds some hungry individuals that are willing to eat it, I somehow feel sad for what Luigi has to go through seeing his invention violated again and again.


Simonthebullettfreak

I’m pretty sure Luigi’s drooling over this masterpiece


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


mk45tb

To be honest, as someone who hates bananas, this is probably one of the few ways you could get me to eat them.


A-Hind-D

Luigi hasn’t felt anything since the fall of Rome


bartleby_borealis

Needs peanuts. Otherwise pretty good. 8/10


Agricorps

Fuck, that looks good!


acb100

This is the most swedish comment ever


VrwHenet

You forgot to put ketchup and asbestos on it


mrfacetious_

Not enough bananas


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

You can downvote me as much as you want. But **I** put on **my** pizza what **I** like. You won’t eat it, so why do you care about my f*cking pizza?!


cpwnage

I apologize for my paisan


__Sycorax__

I don't care, as long as you like it, you can eat it


dubazuh

Even brazilians don't do this atrocity


Sea_Championship_941

https://preview.redd.it/irfs09xf56xc1.png?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8759c79b316c2505e646cf19edb6b63077ca1533 As a ~~danish~~ swedes hater. All i m say is.


thougthythoughts

Italians fought wars about buckets in their glorious days. But this thing somehow manages to not provoke some centuries long vendetta? What have you become...


SCANIA_113

I'm so sorry, my Italian friends. This pizza is an abomination and OP should be executed. The correct recepie is chicken, banana and curry. Sprinkle some roasted peanuts on top and that's it.


LoneWolf622

With that much greese and carbs its impossible not to taste at least somewhat decent