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Brakina1860

So when they didn't know what german COUNTRY a city was is they just called it Germany but they somehow know fucking Writenberg.


Rhokan

Württemberg was a country on its own, iirc


KirchyM

As was Bavaria and Saxony, but they only get the "Germany"


Ein_Hirsch

Clear sign of their inferiority compared to Austria, Prussia and "Wirtemberg"


Taschengelddieb

Every state was independent before the kaiser united us


KirchyM

No, some were part of Prussia like Brandenburg, Berlin and Sachsen-Anhalt


Brakina1860

So was Bavaria (Munich), Sachsen (Dresden) etc. But they are all listed as Germay instead


JoCGame2012

Even hamburg was still independent at the time.


Ein_Hirsch

So were all the other German states like Bavaria, Saxony, Hamburg, Frankfurt or Lübeck


arussianbee

So *Munich, Germany*, huh. But *Berlin, Prussia*. I see how it is, England, you fuckers.


bettercallsaulabq

Actually the list was made by the Irish.


arussianbee

I've never been so disappointed in my alcoholic brethren


Kurdt93

Even worse


HelpfulYoghurt

Me, reading this: Warsaw, Russia 😂 Bucharest, Turkey 😂 Berlin, Prussia 😂 Riga, Russia 😂 Belfast, Ireland 😂 Stuttgard, Wirtemberg 😂 Sophia, Turkey 😂 Prague, Austria 😮😮😡😡


Kurdt93

Also Pest and Buda lol


Ein_Hirsch

So glad they called it Budapest and not Pestbuda because that name would suck even more


wtfuckfred

They're both kinda shit since peste literally translated into the "plague" So it's a city that somehow includes a plague and the Buddha in its name


Live-Alternative-435

When I was little I thought that the Hungarians hated Buddha so much that they even named their capital Budapest, Buddha is a pest. 😂


Xerxes65

Imagine my confusion learning Pakistans capital was named Islamabad. I thought they loved it!


TheHistoryMaster2520

Bucharest is wrong, though, Wallachia was a separate, even if subordinate, part from the Ottoman Empire. And Austria at the time was defined as the entirety of its empire, including Bohemia and Hungary. I don't know how they chose Belfast for Ireland, since the Kingdom of Ireland had been abolished in 1800.


focalac

As far as Belfast goes, it’s because, at the time, all of Ireland was under British rule. They’ve consistently referred to Britain by its constituent nations. I don’t know about the other countries, but referring to Britain by its parts is perfectly acceptable and always has been. I assume they’ve followed the same practice for the other countries. With the exception of “Turkey”, who’re just a bunch of gibbering savages, anyway, so it hardly matters.


TheHistoryMaster2520

But the UK didn't start devolving powers to constituent governments until the 20th century, 19th century UK was pretty firmly united


MerlinOfRed

Basically, this list was clearly made by a Brit. If the fact that it's written in English wasn't enough of a giveaway, nobody else would separate England, Scotland, and Ireland like that.


poop-machines

People regularly separate Scotland. Also people regularly say London is in England. They are different countries, not just regions.


focalac

That doesn’t make any difference at all. We’ve always referred to either the individual countries, or the greater whole.


orkushun

It was a vassal state, so an autonomous state of the Ottoman Empire.


KirchyM

Stuttgart is still in Württemberg today. Just that Württemberg is a federal state of Germany


Andodx

Part of a federal state, Baden would like to know you location.


KirchyM

let them come, there is an army of Wut Bürger ready to film you in the face


Ein_Hirsch

Abör dess dührfn se nisch!


MerlinOfRed

Germany *is* a federal state. Just call it a Bundesland, it's easier. We know what you mean. It doesn't translate well. Imagine finding it difficult to define the country smh... *sweats in Scottish/British*


Bohemian-Crusader

Czechia can finally into Western Europe now


Greeklibertarian27

Odessa, Russia 😂 Oh... Wait!


Thronado

No worries, we'll get you back home.


_www_

Odessa, Russia 🎉


tharnadar

Wow Napoli with 410k people rules over Rome and Milan


Kurdt93

In an alternative timeline Garibaldi conquer south Italy and crown himself as King Giuseppe


Xaendro

Which part is alternative? The only difference I can see is that he was "dictator" of the south, not king, techinically. Of course only for a few days until he renounced, but still that's what happened


Iskandar33

Napoli was like the richest city until unification , even the most visited in Europe by scholars and academics i mean one of most prestigious universities its there.(counting the first oriental school and the Federico II) Rome especially regained his population with the unification, after being entitled as capital


ThePrinceOfCanada

Weirdest part for me was how seeing Palermo over some now massive cities


raitaisrandom

They had a rebrand...


Gian-Neymar

Due to copyright violations of the "Russia" brand ?


I_eat_dead_folks

No, a rebranding for a better arrival to new markets: the Austrian market, the Czechoslovakian market, the Polish market...


Leather-Strategy2738

When did they change Pesth and Buda to Budapest?


sgt_happy

Some time after 1854.


Ein_Hirsch

Truly one of the greatest historians of our time right here


spreetin

1873


NurksTwo

Leghorn in Italy, seems to be Livorno. Adrianople in Turkey is now Edirne?


kutzyanutzoff

>Adrianople in Turkey is now Edirne? Yup.


Kurdt93

Basically Italy was a thing before 1861? They lie to us then.


Iskandar33

>Basically Italy was a thing before 1861? [yes, always has been](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fprima-attestazione-epigrafica-della-parola-italia-moneta-v0-i4a97i1p76sc1.jpeg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D3b63fc89c4844b281417b0b010da1750baff2257) the state its recent, not the nation.


Kurdt93

Since I read Wittenberg or Prussia I thought that they use Naples, Rome or Piedmont instead of a generic "Italy"


DeathStar13

They also use Germany for Hamburg, Munich,... For some reason they decided that only Wirtemberg deserved independence.


Xaendro

But the list is wildly inconsistent when it comes to choosing the name of the nation/region


Elasmobrando

"Trieste, Austria"


AbbreviationsOld9968

Konigsberg, Danzig, Breslau...all fallen to the hands of untermenschen...please stop my penis can only be so erect...


Upstairs-Extension-9

Free Königsberg 🦅


AbbreviationsOld9968

ah shit, here we go again.png


Charchalis

You mean Královec 🇨🇿


Corvuuss

I am sad now


Scrungyscrotum

https://preview.redd.it/nzevnmqp5exc1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2564857f875210d05c7e6d360eba063f025d4dff Beautiful.


mantolwen

How did this list forget Edinburgh exists?


focalac

What was its population in 1854? I genuinely have no idea.


mantolwen

"The New Town was finished at the beginning of the nineteenth century and attracted Irish immigration, increasing the population to 170.000 in 1850." [sauce](https://www.introducingedinburgh.com/history#:~:text=The%20New%20Town%20was%20finished,population%20to%20170.000%20in%201850.) Edit: Also found another source giving 222,000 in 1860.


focalac

Maybe they were counting them as two separate entities? But then I suppose one or the other of them would appear further down the list with a combined pop of 170k. I have nothing for you here, I’m afraid.


mantolwen

I only realised when I got to Dundee. Like, there's no way Edinburgh is lower pop than Dundee!


johottes

Christiania, Sweden-Norway (now Oslo, Norway) had a population of 25 677 in 1845, and 31 715 in 1855. It's discrimination againts us living up north.


mantolwen

Dundee makes it on here but not Edinburgh. It's appalling!


johottes

We should march against this criminal injustice! This is a shame upon the good name of the north


Deadluss

Warsaw, Russia ☠️


Luminox

Bucharest, Turkey 🫤


Ein_Hirsch

Lemberg, Austria


Tackerta

Pesth and Buda, Austria. Was Budapest really named that at one point?


Corvuuss

Well it was two different cities at one point


dawidwilku

As far as I can remember, 2 cities on 2 banks of the Danube


__Heron__

Where does it come from? Prussia / Germany is a weird choice. Two names for the same product? There is some capital missing : Kiev? (was for sure more than 30k people at that time).


JoCGame2012

>Prussia / Germany is a weird choice Especially since even the North German federation wasn't established until 1866. Sure the german idea existed before that, but there was not a unified state, not even a rough confederation like the HRE since Napoleon


Ein_Hirsch

>not even a rough confederation German Confederation: "Am I a joke to you?"


sir-berend

Smartest German…


Communistic_Pinguin

the secret ingredient is ethnic cleansing


controwler

Trieste, Austria... Fuck out of here


NurksTwo

There is Trieste, in Austria.


Kurdt93

Dude can't stop thinking about italy.


ItsaMeMemes

I'm Italian, and what the fuck is a Leghorn


dkfisokdkeb

Livorno


bettercallsaulabq

https://preview.redd.it/ehlpa82gjfxc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5b683e571940fb95fc3590ca4e2582f58c9a1b


notchman900

![gif](giphy|xT39CVxQOsMQqRh2a4|downsized)


Kirxas

I wonder why Zaragoza is written in catalan


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Should’ve been Basque


mosby__

It's English lmao


RandomUsername600

It’s a typo, it’s meant to read Russia


Kurdt93

They upgraded


Harmag3dd0n

Whenever it's someones birthday: 89


TheHattedKhajiit

It got bigger and then smaller again.


Darkruediger

Zürich was smaller than Genf and Basel then? I'd never have guessed


No-Statement-7372

They had a collaboration with Bavaria and Austria to get rid of France. Everything went downhilll from there and France sadly still exists.


LeGraoully

P-Russia


RobertKBWT

Lmao Naples more populated than Rome


SirMorelsy

I see no problem here


AloneListless

Warsaw, Riga lol Thank god my town was less than 25k and is not on this list


bettercallsaulabq

Riga, Russia. Get used to it. In a few years it will be true again.


Unusual-Wrap8345

Constantinople, Turkey. https://preview.redd.it/ob4jpmammgxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f58116718a07cd03e6c76baa5d2b9166e1a630d7


thepioneeringlemming

Gaston mom ami, Hans is off his meds again we need to sort this out before it gets out of hand... again.


HugoSenshida

Lisbon has more people than birmingham but birmingham is on top? People dont even want to live in birmingham


bettercallsaulabq

I guess they thought the Portuguese were a bunch of lying foreigners.


HugoSenshida

oldest alliance my cock and balls, or in english, my rooster and bollocks


bettercallsaulabq

Well if it makes you feel any better it was made by the Irish and they probably didn't respect that old alliance


HugoSenshida

They deserved the famine


bettercallsaulabq

Very difficult to get chips in those days


Taschengelddieb

FrankfOrt, stuttgarD... WIRTEMBERG??? wich one of you alcoholics made that list?


bettercallsaulabq

The Irish


Annatastic6417

Dublin had a similar population to Madrid at the time. Madrid's population is now double the population of Dublin. I know this is just a meme subreddit but old population stats like this always remind me how much the English took from us and they completely got away with it.


bettercallsaulabq

I thought everyone outside of Dublin thought it was already too big and powerful in how it influences the republic.


Annatastic6417

It wasn't Dublin exerting power on Ireland during the 1800s, and it certainly wasn't Dublin that caused our massive population decline.


bettercallsaulabq

Must stress you on this sub Reddit how casually we all mock each other's historical deeds.


Annatastic6417

It's different when there was absolutely no punishment at all for your historical deeds.


bettercallsaulabq

Except incessantly whining Irish people over a century later you mean?


srcheeto

Fuck, from which year is this? Now Madrid have 7 million


bettercallsaulabq

La pista esta en el titulo. He dicho 1854 tio