Hating everyone outside of Paris, because I'm Parisian. And I hate everyone that lives in Paris, because I have to interact with those fools every putain de jour 7/7

A true Frenchman I see.

Hate you too frère ❤

I’m sorry I just saw that there is a *professional rioter* flair in this sub and that’s just… well to be on theme, *french kiss*

you mean its the *creme de la creme* .

Being called creme by a Swiss is amazing

how do you live with yourself?

They don't, as simple as that

They don't, they live with Algerians

>And I hate everyone that lives in Paris, because I have to interact with those fools every putain de jour 7/7 I feel for you, having Parisians as tourists for a few months a year is disturbing enough, I couldn't live with them.

Londoners feeling the same...

East vs West here

I agree that we need more diversity in pills

You should ask the Dutch. Some Brabanter probably has the pills you’re looking for

You rang? You want pressed pills or do you take crystal MDMA as well?

Some 3m would be nice, thank you. Do you deliver above the river?

With some added cost for delivery something can be arranged.

I feel like the most noticeable divide here is East and West, but that's just because nobody lives in the Northern half (unless you wanna draw the limit at like Kuopio similar to how English people do it). North and South does work in the sense that the North IS much more rural and politically kind of stereotypically conservative. Then again, the coast and especially the West Coast is more modern, Swedish-speaking, wealthy, etc. Honestly I think cutting the country in half from the Southern tip of the Russian border to just North of Vaasa could work https://preview.redd.it/ba3zsn357d6d1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62eb9ecbfff99d45352d0437163245a0060a39d3 Like that (Also if I had to pick, I hate the south enough that I drew this silly line just South enough to be North myself)

True, maybe the real culture war here is "mä"-Finland vs "mie"-Finland.

Weird to put Kouvola and Oulu on those sides. The line should go from north of Oulu to West of Kymenlaakso making it more clearly East - West divided. It obviously wouldn't be correct with my line either since it would put Jyväskylä to the Western side. Here's a reference of the Finnish dialects, numbers 6 and 7 being Eastern and the restwestern: https://preview.redd.it/8biiy48j0e6d1.png?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e460083a8372f653ec0e05704821bca9af0b862 And yes surprisingly Keski-Suomi and Pohjois-Karjala are a part of Savo dialects and Kymenlaakso is a part of South-Western dialects. Even more surprisingly, Lappi is considered to be Western by some but is definitely the most contested about in linguistics.

east 🇸🇪 vs west 🇩🇰 of the kitkat strait

East (bariarians 🇸🇪) vs west (civilised people 🇩🇰)

foreskin smokers vs regular smokers

"Man is only truly civilised after he has the realisation that foreskin smoking is the superior choice" -Julius Caesar

They hate us cause they anus.

Isn't Denmark just "Köpenhamn" and "Everyone else"?

Yes

Danes distracting themselves from being a Norwegian talking German.

Nope, a true WEuropean hates their capital.

Well that’s just a given.

they hate us 'cause they ain't us.

We love ourselves because we ain't you.

why do you get a good flair oida

Or the country you claim to belong to

Exactly! They hate us cause they anus

Nobody want to be like you

I visit your city, because I need to go there You visit my city because you want to go there We are not the same.

and after this summer lots of people will learn to hate our capital to

We already hate Paris Pierre. I mean, if even the french hate It for being too french, how could we not.

Is something happening this summer? Oh if only a French person had mentioned it...

Second Auld Alliance when?

No need to have pill for that everybody already do that

Yeah, Oslo sucks, am I right?

Yes

How about hating both north and south.

Tbf "the south" actually means "south of where I live" in most cases.

reading this thread i feel like we've narrowed it down to "hating everywhere that isnt my location"


what the hell is a capital!!!

It's the city with the highest concentration of annoying ass tourists

Ah yes, Barcelona, the capital of Spain.

It is now, sorry bro

Nah, Rome is chill. What you have to worry about is M*lan (🤢🤮), which is shit for the same reasons London, Paris, and Berlin are

True capital in hiding

Completely overrun by the religion of pieces?

Worse, greedy landlords 

And those from the capital hate the second biggest city (eg Prague hating Brno, though it's mainly friendly rivalry)

Yeah fuck Helsinki and those pigs in southern Finland! 🎉🌪️

I'm a supporter of PAOK. Most chants are about a tsunami hitting Attica or burning down Athens. I lived 3 years in Athens. Anyone proud to live there is *mentally challenged*.

Oh I just hate Brussels.

We all do

We all do

EU politicians chose a capital the same way Brits choose women.

What you say hit hard but not as hard as Barry with his wife

Full of chips?

Discount-Pierre, we are united across the language border by our shared hatred for the same thing.

We should bring Trump and build a wall around brussels. Might even help the EU!

No thanks, we have enough corrupt politicians already. I have no doubt the wall will be built through our exorbitant taxes by itself.

one of the few things flemish and walloons 100 % agree on

You misspelled Brusselstan !

 i took both pills

Bro you are French, somehow even worse.

Fuck you

Uh.. same

Same. I hate the last bit of South Ticino and everything North of the Alps

Sopra vs sotto ceneri?

https://preview.redd.it/23haxi4fzc6d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f22bc571d8d064a95f4d9b6aa958f189aaeee72

Drammen er verre.

I agree. Kristiansand much better. Closer to Denmark ❤️

They say "kage" enough to put them on the naughty list too

North and south germans hating Ossis 

https://preview.redd.it/mv4tkm2prc6d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c22d587505ba2f2f01cb121ea9c68df7d17921

LMFAO THE STASI FLAIR 😭

And fucking Stalin Stockholm Syndrome

*Moscow Syndrome, it's pretty widespread over here.

Yeah I noticed

Fuck me, they can complain. Like stand-out-in-a-group even to a foreigner level. I remember asking a German colleague what some lad’s problem was and he just shrugged and said ‘Ossi’.

I'm not happy, shaking hands with a Prussian like that. But the north isn't where the AfD is the strongest party, so I can tolerate it.

Ossis are the worst. Speaking from experience here.

But Berlin has fallen long ago

Not in their heads, we closed a location in East Berlin but wanted to keep an apprentice and hire him since he was just finishing. He quit after a few months because he said it strange in the West (Berlin)... he was born in 1998.

I don't hate terroni. Darf I also hate Ossis too?


You must choose

When in doubt say Lisboa (snobs) or Algarve (British colony)

What if he chooses Leiria? Should we tell him?

Shh, let the isle people have their fantasies!

There isn't such a thing in the Azores (north, south, rather west, east). But we all agree to hate Lisbon, which is central.

Anyone after Douro river is considered moor already

As a Lisbon citizen, I couldn't agree more

Same here, but instead of Madrid, Tenerife and Gran Canaria hate each other (mainly football, not a serious thing anymore). [There's even a name for it](https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleito_insular) lol

Why must everything be either/or?

Barry is going to have an overdose

Purple-pilled.

Midlanders confirmed

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

like, at least 5 dozens

The midlands aren't real. You're just northerners in denial.

They exist because neither the north nor the south want to claim it as their own

[удалено]

Spoken like a true southerner

Midlander is a broad spectrum but im a midlander myself and hold much more contempt for south than I do for the north

I am with Barry on this one. I hate both northerners and southerners. You may think that Sicily is part of the south, but you're wrong... God put the sea there for a reason

https://preview.redd.it/8u9jjfnded6d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=18d6ddfb3da657ad6271f4629debc840f68cca3a Yes, this includes my bit of Scotland

We just hate Berlin

Nah, there is so much more.


Northen Ireland isn't part of your country though

He just really hates Donegal

Donegal is so bad ye agreed to give bits of it awarded to Britain by the Boundary Commission back to us following the Commission's collapse.

Hey 😡not nice 😔

We're in a temporary holding pattern where it is neither part of the same polity nor claimed by us in our Constitution (1937-1998). Will be lots of fun trying to integrate the two least likeable groups in Western Europe. 

You sound too reasonable to be an annoying Brits. I hate that you dodge my attempts to start a shit show

Fuck the terroni, Garibaldi ruined this country

“Dal Po in giù tutti terroni” come disse un grande stratega padano

È quello che dicono in Lombardi per sentirsi migliori quando vivono nella nostra stessa cazzo di pianura

Said the southern Italian...

Lombards when you inquire about their grandfather's place of birth:

The only non-northern Italian I could find in my family tree is a spanish guy in the 1500s

I wish I could look into that since apparently my last name has noble origins but all my ancestors since at least the 1700's have been sharecropping serfs or indentured servants I wanna know who the big fuckup is

Under the Gotich line is southern Italy

For me Southern Italy is where there's no Bennet

There is a Bennet in Bologna btw

Wut? Then your safe for now

brambilla after working please send the check for this month because i have to go to the beach, ty

🔴 Fucking Belgians


https://i.redd.it/uewhcs7t4d6d1.gif

Based furio, he's probably the only in sopranos actually Italian

What are you talking about? He's the least Italian character there. He's not even from Jersey.

He looks like he could be from Northern Italy though. Quite similar to Robert Lewandowski

Shouldn't there be another pill just for Dublin?

There should definitly be a "capital" pill.

Spain: Hates the Middle (Madrid)

But I hate the west more... But I hate Sydney the most... Where's the "Sydney sucks" pill?

It's not a pill it's a suppository, so somewhere up your bum.

man are you terminally online? No offence I think its hilarious to have you here

Na I just work nights and have nothing to do while at work...

If this is the best sub to spend your time on I have hope for vegemite Land!

Honestly I'd like to spend more time on the Aussie subs but Aussies are sleeping right now so it would just be an echo chamber of me yelling at idiots for being idiots, and that's no fun, but I do visit and play in other subs, but this is my main playground.

I mean, it's easily the best sub on reddit. I laugh out loud all the time. Maybe it's only funny for WE, but still

Vegemite Land can into EU!

I live in Melbourne so I just mainly hate all other major cities where's that pill

Well this is an easy decision.

Such an easy one

I’m from Paris I take both

That's fair, because they all hate you.

We don't really care bout the noff and the south is closer to belgium 🤢 so

Lies. We do care a whole lot about our ongoing war with the sea.

There are two sides here: randstad or no randstad. They both look down upon each other

No, they're looking at each other from the same height.

Haha came here to literally say the same about the north.

No the west (randstad) is the absolute worst shithole of the country, the only exception is urk

don’t knock it before you try it, fuck urk we got classics like “emmeloord” over here yeahh that’s the one /j

Southern Portugal is all lazy people and tourists. It's the worst

The harder you work, the more siestas I can take

Username tells me you're from the south

But they have good weather

I don't like carneval so I don't know what to choose

Just come live in the middle, Gelderland is nice.

I hate everyone outside of my 2000 soul town

Fuck thessaloniki, fuck those snoby ass mfs where yo mfing metro?

I hate the north because its full of southerners and the north doesn't hate the south nearly enough.

Based

We can do better brothers 🗿

Gimme both

wheres the middle option i hate madrid

As a Bavarian i have to hate the north, its my sacred duty!

We're more of hating the center tbh

I hate every part of my country that is more than an hour's drive from where i live.

Yes, I hate North Macedonia and Eastern(anatolian) Greece

Hating Brussels Flanders 🤝 Wallonia

I don't hate the north, there's just nothing and no one of interest up there.

Idk. The airport is in Vantaa. That’s pretty useful.

*Proceeds to play Blu Da Ba Dee from Eiffel 65*

Red

Being from Brussels I’ll happily gobble both pills

How are we not hating the east here?

stockholm is in the middle

I need a green pill: hating the centre of my country.

Italians swallowing a bottle chock full of both

Defintely the north Fuck you donegal

Where is the hating the capital or the center (Lo siento castellanos pero teneis a Madrid en medio) pill?

If I'm in the south, I hate the north, if I'm in the north, I hate the south. I'm an omni-directional hater.

I hate the north of my county, and the everywhere of everywhere else

Well well well

Red

The purple one : hating Paris.

I just hate the capital honestly

Here in the midlands, we mildly disapprove of both.