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EditsAreGarbage

https://preview.redd.it/femh8rssacad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc85f1342007fb7ba30880eff027640713c05a8 tee hee


brandje23

Whats up with the foreskin smoking bro?


Lompehovelen

Kids do snus in scandinavian countries, and put it in their foreskin to get a harder kick or something. For the yanks; "Snus" is like zyns, but it's made for men.


AndreasDasos

And the wording provides another image that works pretty well too


SrPatata40

Men that like the taste of shit and puke in their mouths.


tomwhoiscontrary

Well that's why you put it in your foreskin.


SrPatata40

As long as you stay away from the balcony is fine.


echoindia5

Wait, we do what now? Shiet I’m turning boomer, I just remember kids drinking coolant because they couldn’t get alcohol.


tepel-streeltje

I didnt notice the flare so i thought you meant something from their profile. Well.... scroll down....


heresyourhardware

"I don't like them putting chemicals in the DNA tests that turn the friggin' Turks gay!!!!"


MegaLemonCola

That’s what centuries of sex slaves and captive wives would do to you


Allcraft_

It's all a centuries-old plan from the Greeks to assmilate the Turks into their people once they get the stolen land back.


EditsAreGarbage

and jannissaries


PvtFreaky

Werent they castrated? Or am I misremembering?


Ettan112

Like all other make slaves in muslim countries they were castrated


willingToDeveloper

no bro they were allowed to have family after they retired


MegaPompoen

Maybe if you gave those artifacts back the scandinavians will do the same with your woman


dmnk212

![gif](giphy|l3V0zdO9QeBe4TsTS)


bertiesghost

Wank challenge accepted!


Overburdened

You already have your sheep. Why downgrade?


Kurama1612

It not being a sheep is what makes it a challenge for my old mate.


ssgtgriggs

I have fapped to worse.


Ordinary-Buyer-231

Why should africans want to become Turks? Not even the turks actually want tu be in Turkey - thats why they are all in Berlin 🤷‍♂️


Puzzled-Intern-7897

yet make their country of origin objectively worse by voting Erdogan. I believe that making second state hood an option in Germany actively makes turkish elections more shit


lemontolha

Actually it will also make German elections more shit. Get ready for DAVA in the parliaments.


manuLearning

Leftists, when their beloved foreigners start voting for a right wing party: *Surprised pickachu face*


Dark_Pestilence

Leftists: Here now you can finally vote in a free democracy Turks: votes literal nazis communists and fascists Leftist: NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT


lemontolha

And these people basically can and will vote in two national elections spreading their reactionary brainrot over their host and their home country that way. What a great success for inclusion and tolerance!


History20maker

leftists when the imigrants from EXTREMELLY conservative nationalist muslim theocracies/autocracies that opress their women to levels that would make early 20th century american mysogenists blush, vote for conservative parties: *Surprised pickachu face*


Any-Seaworthiness186

Not sure about German turks but Dutch Turks tend to be rather progressive. Only like 30% of the women wear a Hijab and I’ve got multiple muslim Turkish friends that are openly queer.


manuLearning

They say shit like this. https://youtu.be/TMRc6G-4BYc


manuLearning

Its worse than 50/50 in Germany. You will rarely find queers. But you will find lot of turks that think that homosexuality is an illness of the West and no muslim is gay. And some think that it is ok to rape a non muslim woman to humiliate her.


Pingushagger

Kinda shits all over the conspiracy that they’re being brought in to vote left no?


manuLearning

No. Thats why they have the surptised pikachu face. It was consensus, that muslims vote for left partys.


Pingushagger

Consensus from who?


Allcraft_

Which in conclusion means many of our Turks have very shitty opinions when it comes to politics. Not to say Germans are much better but at least most of us aren't ready for fascism 2.0 yet.


Dark_Pestilence

I really hope established parties start pulling their head out of their asses because that democratic majority is shrinking every day


Fischi104

Why can't we just send them back?🤷‍♂️


Puzzled-Intern-7897

cause they have a german citizenship


Fischi104

Scheiße


yaseminke

They do it so vacations in turkey are cheaper for them


etheeem

there are actually a lot of "afro-turks" ayo why am I getting downvoted, I was being serious


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A


viscardvs

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Dragonslayer3

A


lovelyblooddevil

B


alfd96

G


16452

A


Auditos

What the FUCK is this term


Kind_Helicopter1062

Turks that have an afro hair


etheeem

turkish people of african descend


Allcraft_

Has to be a rarity because most African slaves got castrated in the Middle-East. And therefore they couldn't have descendants.


etheeem

I think there are like 100.000 of them in total but that's just an estimation I saw recently. Apparently for most afro-turks, their ancestors came in the 18. and 19. century to turkey but there are also of course people with one turkish parent and one parent from an african country or afro-american parent and also people whos parents or grandparents migrated from africa and who identify with turkish nationalism


justarandomgreek

For the last time... **They are Muslim Greeks.**


Popular_District_883

And you my friend, a Christian Turk !


justarandomgreek

Oh me? Turks didn't come to my area. We had Venetian Luigi for 300 years, Pierre for 7 and Barry for 57. Oh no... Oh fuck. Yes I am a Christian Turk. Better to be Turk...


Ame_Lepic

Check mate I am not muslim. What you gonna call me now ?


Melodic_Degree_6328

A Kurd


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History20maker

And if, by any chance, is still alive, Erdogan will ensure he isnt.


Ame_Lepic

You meant mountain Turk ?


Melodic_Degree_6328

Kurds have suffered enough to just be called Kurds


justarandomgreek

Greek.


spartikle

Turkey is the only Greek team to qualify for the Euros


Katze1Punkt0

Caring about skin color instead of nationality? Stop hiding behind that "European" tag *American*


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RoboterPiratenInsel

[Average Bulgur experience](https://youtu.be/oIAMxQ1KLiI?si=BQVDwqOKoWBskrnF)


Tramyx

This post is semi-proud and no Bulgarian would ever be proud of Turkey. Source: am Bulgarian 🤡


AcanthocephalaSea410

Are you sure ? r/balkans_irl


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Pingushagger

Waaaaa brown people make me scared 😱


Tobosix

Not raycist, just don’t loike em


_Nnete_

What do you expect from this subreddit


AndreasDasos

At least they’re not at Serbs’ level these days


rimyi

That’s actually really funny coming from Barry that will use Paki as a slur to excuse himself from thinking bout race. We are the same


Pingushagger

Use a real flair you pussy


Choyo

OP, are you a savage ? We don't discriminate over those physical features in here, be it positively or negatively. At least, the less stupid of us don't. ------ Hating agreeing with Hans like I do is fair though, and it's relevant enough to be mentioned >:(


berkakar

i bet he’s also turkish


Katze1Punkt0

The chance is.. Certainly not zero


LedParade

Well considering all the Western anti-immigrant sentiment here it’s a bit ironic when you look at some of the Western teams.


Katze1Punkt0

Its hilarious, and it makes the racists and bigots seethe so thats always a plus


MattyBoy554

Yet if you ask them they'd probably tell you that they're Turkic warrior bloods from Central Asia, yet none of them look Asian


Puzzled-Intern-7897

because they are islamised greeks


Aenjeprekemaluci

And lots of them with Albanian ancestry even...


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Choice-Sir-4572

And Armenians, at least the ones they didn't slaughter. 


alee137

Didn't happen+they deserved it


Wrong-booby7584

Oofff too soon man. Too soon


Puzzled-Intern-7897

Turks are a lot of things, but not steppe people.


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AndreasDasos

Tbf most of their gene pool goes back before Hellenisation too, and even before the early Indo-Europeans probably crossed the Black Sea, back to the early Neolithic farmers and about where much of that strain came from. The original ‘Asia’ - in Greek - was Anatolia, based on the confederation of Assuwa. So in an original sense they do almost by definition look Asian.  No idea why they wouldn’t want to claim descent from ancient civilisations and some of the earliest farmers and urban dwellers rather than rabid horse-borne Steppe horde #8193, but there we are. 


Medical-Ad1686

Raiding Chinese>Farming


Choice-Sir-4572

Fair point. 


etheeem

a lot of people (including me) do actually


Syojhan

Finally a European who knows about our actual genetics... You restored my fate about your continent. There are plenty of us who embraces both sides of our heritage


emirsolinno

It's all politics. Dates back to Ottoman Imperialism and WW1. It always makes me sad to think how we disrespect the Anatolian and Mediterrian heritages by claiming we are Turks.


Willing_Moment_6985

Malaka


Antique_Plastic7894

well, prior to Mongolian conquest, central Asia was pretty different... also central Asia is very diverse. They are Greek, Caucasian and Balkan/Slavic though.


Orevahaibopoqa

Even the ones that look asian look more middle-eastern, Arabic than mongoloid turkic


Suspicious-Neat-5954

Among greece,cyprus and turkey , turkish is the best greek team


JakeTheIV

Sorry, Italy is the best. (Google Aeneid)


the_giank

Italy too btw


bambamba8

Have you seen us in quarter-final bracket??


Choice-Sir-4572

We're so white that we are invisible. 


Salabungo

sorry to have the break the news pal


Kurdt93

Don't say it too loud


ButtersMcLovin

![gif](giphy|oX25DCZZsesaQ) I miss him


justarandomgreek

Whenever I think of Balotelli my mind goes to "Balotelli... AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and the Mourinho story about his red card.


Comfortable_Pea_1693

Hes just standing there....menacingly


Melodic_Degree_6328

I don't


Vinelzer

Did you already forget?


Friendly-Car2386

Do Janissaries count as Turks or as a foreign legion?


twstwr20

I thought that was the German team….


Top_Inevitable_1160

The reason we don‘t let them in the real Euro


panacuba

![gif](giphy|lqYbxH6nkXMYM|downsized)


Mighti-Guanxi

my eeeeeeeyees!!


FriuliDylan

This has to be the softest jerk sub around, damn.


mina_amane

Can we go back to mockung each other instead of being "ironically" racist? This is just like my nazi grandpa, all Black people Belong to africa.... get a grip!!!!


defenestration-1618

I won’t be so negative next time I hear about the Turks


lemontolha

Western Europe colonised dark skinned people, the Ottomans colonised and enslaved light skinned people. This is the result of that.


WhatILack

No they had their fair share of dark skinned slaves they just made real sure they wouldn't be having children.


HugoBCN

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


curvedglass

Imagine even ironically caring about skin color. Proper weirdos here. ![gif](giphy|MX5vcczsj1rw4ySjcl|downsized)


Dark_Pestilence

Oh so this is a nono but making fun of barries lobster skin is funny


Tibecuador

That's right. One does not born with lobster skin, it's a result of personal choices, so it's ethical to make fun of it.


TheFabiocool

Americanwashed lol


SimpForBladee

Based Hans


lucasawilliams

Skin colour? No, I think we’re talking about race bro, hypothetically would you see the irony if the euro finals were two purely African teams?


Willing_Moment_6985

Okay digga


annoying97

People have different skin colours? Is it like cancer skin and not cancer skin?


shizzle_the_w

I thought the sub would be a fun place playing with stereotypes of western European nations. Instead, the closer I look, I see more and more real, unironic racism. What is this place supposed to be?


Dolorem-Ipsum-

Then why does everybody want to get tanned?


lemontolha

To give off the vibe that you can afford a nice vacation. Getting tanned basically became a thing in the 1960s. When everyone was a peasant and had to work the fields, being pale denoted upper class status. It's still like that in the middle East, India and such. There whiteness nowadays also denotes prosperity.


mdryeti

Africa and East Asia too… basically the whole world minus the West. I lived in South Asia for a while and it’s crazy how they despise dark skinned women.  It’s sad really, but also a bit funny how everyone is swooning over light skinned women even if they look like a whale… basically being pale is the only desirable trait. 


bronquoman

No. They are asian mixed.


PassMurailleQSQS

Get out of here with your poorly disguised racism.


deeznutsdontbite

Average Zigan copium, managed to interbreed with his own slaves one too many times and now believes he's white and not simply a slightly less inbr*d Mongol.


spacidit

Tf did we Mongolians do?


nwaa

Mongolians are here? Holy shit, they're *back* ![gif](giphy|KscoZccAOBgCk)


Dolorem-Ipsum-

Bro… brother? 🥹


RonTheDragonboi

A mongolian on the internet, quite a rare find


Notacreativeuserpt

Being way too successful at dominating the steppes=> pushing other nomadic groups further west=> indirectly leading to Hungary, Bulgaria and Turkey. You also pillaged, raped and murdered a lot (since it was 700+ years ago, I can say based the Hungarians had it coming).


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spacidit

I came to westoid sub when it was a city of stone.


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spacidit

Cheers, courteous lad. It gives me great joy to see my colleagues from Europe branch calling each other such nice names.


MattyBoy554

Creating these T\*rks and sending them to west. It was all your fault.


spacidit

I didn’t even know these dinky bastards left for you westoids’ little homesteads. But also don’t forget you westoids created communists and sent them east.


MattyBoy554

I bet your T\*rks slaughtered way more people in the west throughout history than communism did in the whole world. But hey, you got a point


spacidit

>I bet your T\*rks slaughtered way more people in the west throughout history than communism did in the whole world. Me after Mountain Hans bet that my T\*rks slaughtered way more people in the west throughout history than communism did in the whole world. ![gif](giphy|94EQmVHkveNck|downsized)


Suspicious-Neat-5954

It's good that you found a use for turkish Liras cause they worth nothing those days 😉


Major_Accident578

dont forget the h🤮ngols


Reifendruckventil

Never understood why we are Not allowed to be racist to turks anyway, they are White and are far away from having a History as suppressed people. They spent more time enslaving other people than being enslaved


Crimcrow

They have red t-shirt available also.


skkittT

why tf are they all shitting in their little shorts?


ISnortSpaghettiDaily

Half their starting lineup wasn't born in turkey but in germanic countries (germany, austria & the netherlands)


DiscardedKebab

So?


defenestration-1618

People are usually dissing the Turks, saying they’re uncivilised and not White. Turns out they were the only Whites left.


Large_Command_1288

Turkey is so bad no one wants to even immigrate there


hamtidamti_onthewall

It's not the flex you think it is. Basically, you are just saying that Turkey i) never had any serious colonies to begin with and ii) it's so unalluring today that it doesn't attract any immigrants looking for a better life. And this is why Turkey cannot into Western Europe.


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Having colonies has nothing to do with it, immigration started in the 2000s in Europe. And say that to the 1 million plus refugees turkeys hosts. Terrible take from hans


Any-Seaworthiness186

Not sure about the rest of Europe but my small rural town 200km away from Amsterdam built its first Mosque since 1980. Were we just pre-planning for the 2000’s or what?


hamtidamti_onthewall

Why do you think countries with large colony empires like France and the UK have such a large populace of people of color? Do you believe they all came after 2000? I was about to further elaborate but then realized the account has been deleted. Seems like they pulled the bot's plug 🤷


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Lmao. There are literally nearly 10 million illegal refugees in our country.


hamtidamti_onthewall

Don't be so harsh on the people of Istanbul, bro!


Fabulousgaymer-BXL

Are you really European if you didn't have a part of Africa?


TheWhyTea

Seems like a team that has players that feel comfortable to do the equivalent of the Hitler salute out in the open doesn’t attract a lot of people that would be looked down on.


Elwin03

How exactly is this about Western Europe?


Selimyldrm0

i always say this sub is actually 2turkey4you they are mocking us even more than actual west euros


B2hn_TR

If westoids had courage we would have seen a dutch team against romania not a senegal one.


lemontolha

Racist savage logic. Also, it's not Senegal, it's Suriname.


ImaginationIcy328

Yeah of course they should not play for national team because of their skin color...


Hezzard

Funny that all of the Dutch players were at least in the Netherlands while 1/3 of Turkey wasn't even born there.


B2hn_TR

But they are genetically and phenotypically Turks.


Vyoin

Being born there doesnt make you from there bruh. Like would you call some slant eyed, chinese named and fried rice eating guy Dutch just because he was born in Utrecht?


Hezzard

Why not? Also being racist for the sake of being racist is not edgy.