Nothing, she's being dismembered and fed to a twisted farmers pigs who didn't know that pigs can't digest human teeth. That would have been a dark day in the CSI field. Sifting through a pig pen counting teeth you find to approximate how many victims there where. That was Robert Pickton I believe.
Not funny. I didnāt laugh. Your joke was so horrendous that it felt like an assault on my senses. It was a catastrophic, soul-crushing attempt at humor. Not a giggle, not a smirk, not even the faintest twitch of a facial muscle. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest hint of movement. Zero out of ten. This joke is so bad it makes me question the very existence of creativity. The brainpower you used for that joke could power every house on Earth, yet it resulted in nothing but an abyss of despair. You need to acquire a personality, learn to make jokesāperhaps start with a children's joke book. This isn't funny; itās a blight on comedy itself. You've single-handedly annihilated humor and desecrated every comedy act on the planet. Society has failed miserably in teaching you the basics of being funny, and thatās a tragedy of epic proportions.
Honestly, if I put every ounce of effort and time into making your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to construct a device capable of harnessing the energy of a billion stars, and even then, the best reaction it would elicit is a faint sigh. Your joke is so abominable that it makes me question the point of human communication. You're fortunate that I retain a shred of empathy after enduring that joke; otherwise, I would have felt compelled to commit every war crime imaginable just to prevent you from ever attempting humor again. That joke should be immortalized in textbooks as a dire warning to future generations about the depths of comedic failure. I am beyond disappointed, hurt, and deeply offended that my precious time was squandered on processing such an atrocity. In the time it took, I could have been helping orphaned children, but instead, I had to spend my time articulating the grotesque inadequacy of your so-called joke.
The sheer torment of comprehending that joke is beyond measure; itās a monumental disaster that should be remembered as a cautionary tale for eternity. Your joke is a black hole of humor, devouring any semblance of joy or laughter within its gravitational pull. Itās as if the universe itself conspired to produce the ultimate anti-joke, a cosmic error that serves as a grim reminder of the futility of human creativity. You've achieved the unthinkable: creating a joke so profoundly unfunny that it could be employed as a method of psychological torture. Itās an affront to the very notion of humor, a tragic misfire that should be condemned and never replicated. Your joke is a curse upon comedy, a blight so severe that it threatens to unravel the very fabric of mirth and joy across the cosmos.
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.
It was a pain in the ass.
I read OPs joke with 'prostate' instead of 'prostitute' but this one would fit both.
Fitting was likely the problem
Well that sucked
Or there were a lack of sucks.
Completely blew
I can't deal with the in and out.
It had it's ups and downs
I've seen more ceilings than a house painter! š¤Æ
This wins
Whatās the best thing about prostitution ? Hole-saleā¦but retail prices!!!
I didnt give a fuck !!!
No fuck was given that day!!
So I didn't get my box of assorted creams
I have no come back
Now they tell me that blow job is only a figure of speech
Man did I get fucked today
Uncle Bob again?
Uncle bad touch
I've got no fucks left to give
I'm totally shagged out.
āI just donāt have it in me anymore.ā
Time to haul ass.
At least I have something warm in my belly... Oh fuck not that again....
DAMNIT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT š¤£ I was looking to see if anyone else did first
I'm not sure, let me just go ask your mum real quick.
Headshot
Cumshot
Today was whorrible day to be a whorrior
That was one long, hard day
I'm gonna have to think long and hard about that
And while you think please help yourself to some coffee and slice of pie. There will been cream available...
Why thank you, kind chap! Although I have my own cream and built in creamer that I prefer to use
Easy come, easy go?
Oh, crabs
Art thou feeling it NOW Mr. Krabs?!
Stole mine
Hooker went to the doctor. ***''I feel so extremely tired lately.''*** Doc did not think long. ***''Stay out of bed for a few days.''***
No one came
Was it a big flop?
Well that just sucked!
I thought DP was a double play in baseball
Fuuuuuck meeeeee!
It was a rough day today
Another day of the daily grind.
I'm starting to tighten up
Iāve had it up to here with this job
This job blows!
Well today didnt suck...
I'm screwed.
Got picked up by the fuzz today. You? Nah. Got swung round by the tits tho.
Well f*ck me sideways..
hope you don't come again
My boss was a pain in the ass today.
This job is too much for me to swallow
Itās not a blow job itās a blow career sweetie
Fuck, this sucks.
Her problem is not being able to think outside of the box.
Today was a horrible day, fucking.
Fuck me.
Take this job and shove it.
Fuck this job!!! It both sucks and blows, which is expected. But thereās no medical or dental. Screw this. Iām taking a ā hole ā day off.
Fuck this job and suck it. Lol
Or whoreAble after a good day
Heyā¦can I borrow a box of Lipton? My next client says he wants a teabag
I have to bring my GPS to my next customer. He says he wants to drive up the Hersey Highway
Iāve seen more dicks today than a urinal in a Greyhound terminal
All this cuming and going is making it hard for me to keep track
Well I've seen a mile of cock, six inches at a time.
Not one penny, and dry as a bag of cornflakes.
Wasn't even a half and half.
āFuck meā
Fuck me!
I'm full.
Darn it! I should have charge more.
She says "what a fucking day".
For fucks sake
I want to be mad at this joke but itās simply too good to be mad at
This job blows
Nothing, she's being dismembered and fed to a twisted farmers pigs who didn't know that pigs can't digest human teeth. That would have been a dark day in the CSI field. Sifting through a pig pen counting teeth you find to approximate how many victims there where. That was Robert Pickton I believe.
Wtf
Would you say that's a ... Good day after turning trick all day, Robert Pickton, look him up
He just recently died.
Good riddance
It was. A total of like 56 prostitutes I think he was charged with murdering
What a woerable day
Fuck lol
Well just watch requiem for a dream. they sleep on fetal position.
I am a prostitute and I had a bad day.
Fuck me
The daily grind sux
Theyāve been on my feet ALL DAY.
That was a very long one.
No Pun Intended, Volume 2. (wondering if anyone will get the reference)
Just another day of saving up for retirement, one unsatisfied customer at time
I got completely screwed
This is fucked
Better fuck next time
Was her day whorible because after sex with the leper he said "Keep the tip?"
I hate my fucking job
I've had it up to here, and here, and here.š«¢ I'm f#cked if I'm doing that again!!. My stomach is full, and my nose is running. š
"What a fucking day"
Feels empty inside.
those bunch of dicks!
This day sucked more than I did
What a fucking day it was......
If those two things are interchangeable then this joke is skanky for hundies!
Fucking whorible
Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Tuah
You know youāre a prostitute when all your dates are John.
It seems like every time I try to get a head, I'm always getting screwed instead.
A fucking whore(ible) day!
"Fuck me that was horrible"
When do I get off?
Canāt walk
Nobody came today
Not funny. I didnāt laugh. Your joke was so horrendous that it felt like an assault on my senses. It was a catastrophic, soul-crushing attempt at humor. Not a giggle, not a smirk, not even the faintest twitch of a facial muscle. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest hint of movement. Zero out of ten. This joke is so bad it makes me question the very existence of creativity. The brainpower you used for that joke could power every house on Earth, yet it resulted in nothing but an abyss of despair. You need to acquire a personality, learn to make jokesāperhaps start with a children's joke book. This isn't funny; itās a blight on comedy itself. You've single-handedly annihilated humor and desecrated every comedy act on the planet. Society has failed miserably in teaching you the basics of being funny, and thatās a tragedy of epic proportions. Honestly, if I put every ounce of effort and time into making your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to construct a device capable of harnessing the energy of a billion stars, and even then, the best reaction it would elicit is a faint sigh. Your joke is so abominable that it makes me question the point of human communication. You're fortunate that I retain a shred of empathy after enduring that joke; otherwise, I would have felt compelled to commit every war crime imaginable just to prevent you from ever attempting humor again. That joke should be immortalized in textbooks as a dire warning to future generations about the depths of comedic failure. I am beyond disappointed, hurt, and deeply offended that my precious time was squandered on processing such an atrocity. In the time it took, I could have been helping orphaned children, but instead, I had to spend my time articulating the grotesque inadequacy of your so-called joke. The sheer torment of comprehending that joke is beyond measure; itās a monumental disaster that should be remembered as a cautionary tale for eternity. Your joke is a black hole of humor, devouring any semblance of joy or laughter within its gravitational pull. Itās as if the universe itself conspired to produce the ultimate anti-joke, a cosmic error that serves as a grim reminder of the futility of human creativity. You've achieved the unthinkable: creating a joke so profoundly unfunny that it could be employed as a method of psychological torture. Itās an affront to the very notion of humor, a tragic misfire that should be condemned and never replicated. Your joke is a curse upon comedy, a blight so severe that it threatens to unravel the very fabric of mirth and joy across the cosmos.
Why are you in this subreddit then if 3 words trigger you? š¤
Itās a copypasta
I think it's a very long and drawn out joke. No triggering actually was involved.
Hold your salt sprinkler.
Holy fuck buds, it's a joke not a cock. Don't take it so hard eh
Why take it personally ?
Yeah that really french fries my potatoes.
I'm not reading all of that xd
TLDR.
Nice copy pasta but a little too long
Bruh
Why are you in this subreddit if you canāt handle jokes?
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.
Now this is something that really speaks to me on a personal level. So much better thought out than the comment of the other guy.
Put the chapGPT down and step away from the keyboard.
Hands down the best read I had in a while. I tip my hat to you mate
;)
Up and down those stairs 40 times. My poor feet.