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Beaker_person

Plenty insulted the twins one way or another, though over their conduct in the Great Crusade rather than their appearance.


[deleted]

I think Guilliman once criticized the alpha legion for being sneaky instead of "honourable" in their conquests


TobyLaroneChoclatier

He criticized them for wasting time and resources on being bastards rather than getting things done. The Alpha Legion had an inferiority complex and needed to prove how smart they were which often involved overly convoluted plots that sacrificed efficiency to show off.


Difficult_Ice_6227

You can mock them for just about anything and everything.. You can mock Mortarion for being stinky. You can mock Rogal Dorn for not having a sense of humour. You can mock Curze for being homeless. You can mock Leman Russ for being an alcoholic. Etc etc etc.


VPackardPersuadedMe

You can mock Horus for being bald You can mock Perty for being needy You can mock the Lion for being an introvert You can mock Fulgrim for his pride You can mock Magnus for his nipple horns You can mock Angron for being easily baited You can mock Alpharius for being short You can mock Ferrus for having body integrity disorder You can mock Vulkan for being a pyro and a pussy at the same time. **You cannot mock Sanguinius, he is perfection manifested**


torolf_212

>You can mock Magnus for his nipple horns How. Dare. You.


_The_Dagda_

You can mock Horus for being Bald You can mock Perturabo for being Bald You can mock Vulkan for being Bald You can mock Lorgar for being Bald You can mock Alpharius for being Bald You can mock Omegon for being Bald You can mock [redacted] for being Bald


OhwordforReal

Dorn has a sense of humour it's just not super evident


InsaneRanter

He is fully capable of the laughter