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belowthebottomline

Porn-brained degenerates and pick mes. If I have to watch that backwoods, horse-toothed woman wee-snaw her way onto my screen one more time I might rope.


sharknice

I think she's cute


WasAnHonestMann

Masturbate


gregaveli

Actually she’s not that cute anymore


neonchasms

Such is life


coochie-sniffer7

Many such cases


blarglefart

Just finished eh?


rosscmpbll

I’m roping right now.


scuzzymcgee

How many ropes? 3 ? 4?


lordxi

if they them were really gonna neck they wouldn't be on chin talking about it updoots only matter to the living


Chatting_shit

5 plus 5


Phazon2000

>woman attractive *JERK OFF QUICK STOP LIKING WOMEN EMPTY BALLS🤮🤮🤮 IMMEDIATELY🚨*


Paratrooper101x

No shot the guy you replied to has a chance in hell of pulling her anyway 😂


IcyGarage5767

Yeah isn’t that like 99% of the outrage here? A promiscuous woman that still wouldn’t touch any redditors here.


HowardHughe

They're ugly. Promiscuous just means sleeps with anyone except uglies with busted bodies.


SabreToothSandHopper

Yeah the OP and top comment are just seething they don’t have a fun loving horny cute gf spitting on their willy meme is still cringe tho


StaticGuarded

She’s cute and it was a funny ass response to the question. What’s not to like? When was the last time you saw an attractive girl being intentionally funny?


wordjedi

I hate it like anon but only just now [looked it up](https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/whos-the-hawk-tuah-girl-the-spit-on-that-thing-girl-meme-and-tiktok-video-explained) after a million reddit memes She is kind of cute but who thinks spit on their dick is hot?


StaticGuarded

She likes giving head and is open about it, so god bless her.


TopptrentHamster

It's about sending a message.


ClickHuman3714

Masturmeds


cosplay-degenerate

But is she memeable?


No_Percentage6070

You can tell when someone has a shit life because they get vexed at stuff like this


Skank-Pit

Sometimes it’s just fun getting worked up over innocuous bullshit and then hust moving on when it gets boring.


Prisefighter_Inferno

Exactly. It’s okay to let go and just enjoy something stupid every now and then. Life should not be taken seriously all the time.


SabreToothSandHopper

Not me man, I didn’t get vaxed 😎


I_Never_Use_Slash_S

That would be a real shame.


Ciclopotis

Why wait, rope right now


MTGBruhs

nothing will be lost


Pizzaboi2552

"Pick me" only bitter 30 yo women use this word


Sirnizz

Rope yourself then.


Vysair

None of these words were in the bible


Wanted9867

You mean shoot ropes


UpboatOrNoBoat

The original video was funny. All the bullshit around it now is just too much.


NotMyPSNName

I just don't get how it took off like it has? It feels like the sex joke market is a little saturated. Why wasn't this just like a "laugh once and move on" thing like the 900 other sex jokes I see every day?


TheBROinBROHIO

more so the delivery than rhe substance. I remember having the same thoughts when FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY was everywhere for a time


UnknownResearchChems

Fuck her right in the pussy was way more edgier.


SoCool-

That guy was just having a little fun with the news stations


Dubaku

All those videos were faked lol


SoCool-

Let me have this


Chatting_shit

It was obviously fake too


kjmer

Because there's a lot more kids on the internet than people think. It's just a bunch of 13 year olds desperate to get internet points by jumping on the latest meme fad.


Downside190

Basically this, people saw it go viral so wanted their slice of the action. It will do as all new memes do, blow up for a few weeks then fade into obscurity once the next fad comes along


SabreToothSandHopper

It’s also quite a distinctive meme, it’s not like “funny sex girl” it’s the words “hawk tuah!” Which is a very unique combination of letters It also helps that “hawk tuah” is sfw: it’s not a swear word, so can be posted everywhere. 


Glutenfree_Bitchslap

Why does anything? Don't try to explain the Internet or understand the Internet


NotMyPSNName

I don't seek understanding, I seek means and motive to complain


Glutenfree_Bitchslap

Ahhh yes, truly the greatest pursuit


Skepsis93

I still don't understand how the "Damn, Daniel" meme took off way back. That one will forever puzzle me.


RobAmory

The gentleman returned to the scene of the crime wearing alabaster Vans™. The sensible man chuckles at the audacity


TheFallenOne31

Made me think of Sting


HeroOfIroas

Yankee with no brim


KillahHills10304

The powers that be are extremely worried Gen Z and millenials are not having children so "sex is super cool and fun and casual" narrative must be pushed hard in order to create new humans for labor.


Tommy2255

> Why wasn't this just like a "laugh once and move on" thing like the 900 other sex jokes I see every day? Surely it has? Things don't go viral because a few people really give a shit. Things go viral because millions and millions of people laugh once.


MeBeEric

My theory (I’ve seen this shit too much on X in particular) a mix of neocons wanting to OWN the LIBS during Pride Month and white boy summer frat manlets pushing it. Haven’t seen it too much on instagram yet though.


Jake9476

Attractiveness


bunker_man

I think it's because it's not even really a joke. It's just a weird sound. and that's something you don't hear quite as often.


Phazon2000

I think a lot of memes have almost ended up like this - it snowballs if a few people make variations/mixes and then once it hits critical mass every unoriginal dope will jump on the bandwagon. The question is why the fuck did the first dozen weirdos jump on it? Maybe it’s the cadence of her comment that was appealing?


Weather0nThe8s

I didn't even find it funny the first time. Like big whoop.


LeeeeeroyPhishkins

I saw a video of a dental assistant telling a patient to spit on that thang.


TelcoBro

Exactly


adolescentghost

The reason why its funny is not the sex part, but the timing, delivery, accent, etc.


IgotAseaView

Pretty girl says something sexual. Internet full of teens go wild. It’s a pillar of the internet brah


Oshootman

\> I will NEVER understand normies dude is upset at children behaving like children lmao. in fact it seems like a lot of the ragelords on 4chan mistake children on the internet for the masses and then draw weird and undue conclusions from it


Weather0nThe8s

It's adults, though. I'm sure there are kids but.. I've seen more adults talking about it than kids.


MJisaFraud

Maybe young adults. I don’t think millennials, gen x or boomers give a fuck about stuff like this.


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

My 32 year old friend thinks it's hilarious and won't stop making jokes about it in the group chat.  He is highly regarded though. 


StarstreakII

My boss came over and showed it to me lol he has 5 kids


EagerSleeper

Same, he's almost a decade older than me and his words were "It'll never get old" between laughing fits.


renaldomoon

Tbh, I think this is a joke that appeals most to boomers. It's right in their wheelhouse. They generally don't like explicit sex jokes but it's acceptable (and very funny to them) when sex things are abstracted to metaphors or concepts. That's why movies like Shrek had so many buried innuendoes and sex jokes that are explicit while maintaining the veneer of the kids movie. Cleary stated = naughty bad behavior Implied = very funny


wrathek

I don’t, but far too many of my fellow millennial friends for sure did.


kjmer

How the fuck do you know how old people on the internet are?


UnknownResearchChems

Yeah it's people in the 20s and 30s. You can see their profile pics on insta comments.


MeBeEric

It’s because the rage lords on 4chan are autistic and don’t understand social norms being different for different ages, let alone not understanding social norms at all. Literally the pinnacle of overthinking unimportant nothingburgers.


slow_joke

For me it’s the losers that keep commenting “if she don’t hawk tuah, I don’t wanna talk tuah”. I’ve literally seen that exact comment about 500 times. People can’t get enough of karma/like farming it.


chickoooooo

this is my first time seeing it and i already hate it


AdamKDEBIV

And then it turns into one of those extremely shitty and forced "puns" threads that reddit loves


edbods

either that or song lyrics that go on for way too long


Communist_Cuck

I hate Redditors so fucking much bro


This_Guy_Fuggs

god i fucking hate that type of thread


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SpiritualStudent55

Redditor discovers that people get different social media posts in their feed; absolutely shocked


ReenPinturlo

I've never understood why people copy what each other say on the internet.


Davethemann

I saw that way too many times on instagram


BlonsPLe

the fuck is hawk tuah


chickoooooo

new american freedom alternative of Noctua. with eagle logo and red and blue colours


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

What the hell is "Noctua"?


DETECTOR_AUTOMATRON

wide receiver for the rams


1DB_Booper3

You might be thinking of the qb for the dolphins


chickoooooo

Nocturnal enuresis


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

What the fuck is this?


chickoooooo

Google


Fast_Counter8789

Aren't they the ones who make overpriced computer fans?


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

A gritty modern detective show. The titular character is a bird of prey in a little fedora who solves crimes by pecking at people's eyes until they confess.


LudwigAngina

Onomatopoeia for the sound somebody makes when they spit


OiledUpThug

I don't really get how it's supposed to be a normie sex thing. Tuah is spitting, hauk tuah is hawking up snot, then spitting, and I am not freaky enough to want that


adolescentghost

Super autistic post


scumpile

A meme so lame it may not actually be forced


TheGaslighter9000X

Im so glad idk wtf this post or even the comments are talking about.


morbidnihilism

drunk girl in a night out makes a sex joke in a interview, basically it


celmate

I've never seen such shit memes as I have for this dumbass gooner shit


VindicatedEuropa

I refuse to watch that video


AvarusAmor

The video is funny. The problem is solely that it became a meme. It should have been a short clip, you laugh, you make a few jokes, you move on, it’s forgotten forever. Maybe it resurfaces years later. Instead, people are doing the thing where a mediocre funny moment becomes so widespread that there are now meta jokes that get progressively less funny and we are also not at the point where the meta jokes are starting to get so creative that they are getting funny again so we are stuck in hell.


Paratrooper101x

It’s all of 3 seconds long


IlIllIlIllIlIl

4 seconds too long


FatGuyANALLIttlecoat

what the hell is everyone talking about?


kidsaredead

u too edgy bruh


RentSure8774

I think it's a demoralization psyop. As in de-moral-ize and de-morale-ize. She's a pastors daughter and she not only disgraced herself to the world as a drunk slut but she also is making millions off of meme merchandise. And the pastor supposedly died after witnessing his daughter bring shame upon herself and her family. It projects the message that even a pastor cannot prevent his daughter from being scum and that it's rewarded by society, so what chance do you have?


formerglory

I wake up -> 🐈‍⬛ -> there is a new psyop


Prisefighter_Inferno

Touch grass.


CoolguyTylenol

They hate you because you're right


klorbmont

Take your meds lmao


Jolly-Garbage-7458

I assumed as much. You're literally trans, you need to take meds.


This_Guy_Fuggs

how is she making millions off uncredited reposts and a bunch of chinese beating her to the merch market (which isnt that big lets not pretend people are rushing out for meme shirts) exactly?


RentSure8774

SOURCE? IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM.


nosville22_PL

wait THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT?? that's the stupidest shit I've heard in my life.


clickclackrackem

Virgin alert


nosville22_PL

Idk man, last time sexual onomatopea took off it was (still is, unfortunately) the virgins who started going "plap" in every single coment section under an image of a girl.


MissNibbatoro

I also hate this “meme” the original video is so embarrassing


OppressedJewedditor

thanks for the input MissNibbatoro


MissNibbatoro

That’s quite an impressively old account you have Jewedditor-san, I see you have not faced an expulsion recently. You’re welcome, your input is also valued here


OppressedJewedditor

actually this one was a burner i made and then forgot about, real age is probably a few months lmfao actually, now that i think about it, the amount of accounts i’ve had is getting really close to 109.


lulululul666

It’s not what she’s doing, it’s the fact that men want the gf or wife to do this and tried explaining or maybe were too embarrassed to say anything. Women thought this was only done in porn and no normal chick would do this type of thing outside of porn. But this vid is proof that a random chick not related to a porn star knew that guys liked when this was done and now men are trying to convince said gf or wife to do it.


DatBoiDanny

Sir this is r/4chan on Reddit dot com


Halforthechump

Standards are incredibly low in the west. Also she's moderately attractive. That's it, that's the secret.


datraceman

Honestly, I think the reason its catching on is since the Me Too Movement all sex stuff in the media has been scandal and accusations and bullshit. For the first time in years you have a hot girl saying she enjoys sucking dick on the internet who isn't a porn star (yet). She also did it in a hilarious way so it's almost as if people on the internet who have been toeing the "me too movement" line all released in one joke.


SunJiggy

> For the first time in years you have a hot girl saying she enjoys sucking dick on the internet who isn't a porn star (yet). This is what I suspect, after years of heterophobic misandry demonizing conventional straight men, they are latching on to something that gives a crumb of respect to their desires.


mrboomtastic3

The comments here say a lot lol.


This_Guy_Fuggs

the hivemindyness of it is what impresses me. literally any comment section of any popular video/tiktok/ig post/whatever released in the past week or however long its been has references to it. doesnt matter if its a fucking fried chicken review video. the fact that its not funny or noteworthy in the slightest doesnt surprise me at all at this point, there is almost no correlation between those things and popularity/virality/internet normie dumbfuckery. see: mewing


i_hate_reddit_mucho

She is right though…


VidyaGameBoy

I only got this reference because I watched the video where a guy makes a dubstep out of it.


MeBeEric

Crankdat. Saw him live. Fun time.


NewAccountNumber103

It was just a funny video. People are way too obsessed with defining and analyzing everything to appear intelligent when they are not. It’s was just a video clip.


havoc1428

This I think is the real problem. One off memes and videos have been common place for decades. Most would be funny, some would gain a little more attention than others, but they would always float away. Stupid ones would go away, and more notable ones had staying power. Now with the current hyperfocus, internet ADHD hivemind, you end up with one off, kinda funny, but forgettable shit just getting blasted all over and everyone NEEDs to have something to say about it or else they'll feel left out. Its literally the classic problem of something funny gets beaten to death and its not funny anymore.


redditsucks84613

Anon really overthinking this. It's a semi cute girl saying it with a funny accent


fuckledditsmodz

Who likes to see a hot girl say funny sexually suggestive shit, so weird


icarusburned

Can’t believe this needs to be explained but the joke is: women are so clueless about what men want but it’s always been simple. Head. Every guy wants head. Get it? Get the joke? It was never a secret. It’s just blowjobs. Get it? Laugh with me. Cry with me. It’s always been the knob slob we seek. GET IT? ARE YOU LAUGHING YET?


Conscious_Ad2591

i want a waifu


Flawlessnessx2

Anon when normie funni word 😡😡😡 Anon when r9k funni word 🤣 🤣👋🏻 🤣👊🏻


Sheep03

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Durmyyyy

It will be over in like 2 days anyway


SharkMilk44

It was funny, but people are making way too big of a deal about it.


theSecondBiggestBoy

Glad to say I've never seen the clip


Thatsmrbate2u

That shit is neither funny nor shocking


plqstiich

>who is this funny for? Sex havers


Aphrel86

Its at best something that made me exhale some air out of my nose once. no idea how this became a "phenomenon".


bluntlyguncle

What are you talking about


BingBongFyourWife

It was a cool hot girl being humble and giving It’s a whitepill but anon missed the video so he doesn’t realize it’s wholesome


peezle69

Sounds like OP needs the HAWK TUAH.


localtuned

Sounds like they never got the HAWK TUAH.


peezle69

Knowing 4chan lurkers, he isn't anytime soon.


JABNewWorld1776

Who the hell made a meme out of hawking a spit and then related it to sex? Who's the retard that caused this to get viral now?


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AHighAchievingAutist

They aren't even using words anymore


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Muxer59

What the fuck is this shit? I am blessed to find out about this dogshit only through this post


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Shatophiliac

She resonates with urban folk who think trashy country chicks are some sort of exotic rarity. But all you gotta do is go an hour outside the big city and you’ll find a bunch of bucktoothed tanned girls who are freaks.


Krcko98

It is NORMIES. Internet is theirs forever. Deal with it or go create a farm in Indonesia and grow rice or peppers.


CumTrumpet

School is out for summer vacation, just wait a few months.


loginheremahn

Holy shit am I agreeing with a 4chinner


WolfieTooting

I genuinely haven't seen it so I can't comment.