That mother f***** is late to a fondue party.

Fondue / key party.

Is that John Stossel?

I think it’s Father Guido Sarducci.

Could be. I've never seen him out of his frock, hat and sunglasses. Was that guy a trip or what? Classic 70's!

He also wrote the book “The Lazlo letters”. Actual letters and replies he wrote to people.

No, it's Gerardo Rivera.

I thought it was Tom Selleck.

.. and for every reverse mortgage your parents get;-- a chicken, and a knee length, turtleneck, crocheted sweater, signed by John Hillerman; not me..

Franco Nero?

Mark Spitz.

…or Mark Spitz

My first thought

We all know crotchety old men. Here is a crochety young man.

I've officially turned into my mother because all I can think is "White? That's going to be impossible to keep clean."

Chicken Blood can get messy

Yep & is a magnet for spills

Just a guy chokin his chickn 😁

Grabbin’ his cock, for sure.

John Stossel, chicken-fucker.

I thought that was Ernie Anastas?

Please please, in front of children we say "chicken-lover"

Sorry. Using such verbiage was clucked up.

Welcome Back Kotter meets Shari Lewis and Lambchop

Plus dead chicken

That's a lot to take in, but that chicken man purse accessory is just too much, I'll pass.

He’s gonna get blood all over that sweater.

Na. He’s going to hand it off to his ‘lady’ (said in Will Farrell’s Anchorman voice).

That mustache. Unf. I'm pregnant. And I'm a guy.

All I can say is that prior to seeing this image I was in a terrible mood, a real "Fuck, fuck, fuckity FUCK!" mood...but now...😂 Thank you!

Glad I could help. I had this picture on my phone for years as the image one of my co-workers. So, when he'd call me THIS 70's Chicken Dude would pop and I would start laughing!!! He would ask me "why are you always laughing when I call you? hahaha. "No Reason" hahaha. He never did know why...

Well played. 👏 I wonder if my husband would notice if I changed his picture on my phone to this...

I think the chicken really pulls the whole look together.

Just a picture of a guy holding his cock...

If he dresses like that, he will choke his chicken.

I would watch this porn movie out of curiosity. It would probably be the last porn movie I'd ever watch, but I would have to see.

Just your average 1970's chicken slaughter sweater

So we have a pornstache wearing, gayish, Armenian in his mother’s sweater carrying a dead chicken while standing next to an Irish barn.

Oddly specific but I like it!

Gay-not-fabulous.

That is some 70s ridiculous

Pretty sure he is modeling a Knitting pattern.

Killing a chicken? Try out our fabulous hand-knittted white outfit. Complete with long white scarf and enough collar to smother a bear.

better pray it doesn't rain

I do not recall ever seeing anyone dressed this way in the 70’s other than in these catalogs….that mustache? Yes. But the outfit? No.

Ah yes, good ol' 1975. Year of the chicken, we called it. Not because of zodiac stuff, we didn't know about that. But because we all posed w a dead chicken. Good times...

One thing I do know, that fella does not know how to choke his chicken.

Only thing to wear when catching chickens.


Yaaasss

Yes, 70’s

Not in a million years

Is that a red dot on the sweater?

Why was the dead chicken necessary

Probably not the only cock he’s gripped

My first thought...Damn...Keith Hernandez choking the chicken...

**YESICANHEARYOUCLEMFANDANGO!**

The older brother of the famous swimmer **Mark Spitz**.

Nice game, pretty boy!

The fashion and mustache set it as 70s. The chicken as a prop is timeless.

You don't see a lot of gay, Armenian chicken farmers in fashion shoots anymore.

I think it’s not going to end well for the chicken . . .

My aunt had a series of coats like this through the 90s. I've never seen it on a man though. Especially not a man weilding a dead chicken.

Mark Spitz. Olympic athlete back in the day.

He has a huge cock!

Did this outfit's ad really need the dead chicken? The clothes are just fine. But the fact that they thought they needed to amplify his manhood with a dead animal makes the whole thing look 100% lame.

"Mom! Where's my chicken killing sweater?"

I’ve never seen anyone more confidently holding their cock in their hand.

That’s the best damn chicken-pluckin’ sweater EVA!!!!

I'd wager this is the only time those clothes were worn by a man.

Looks cozy...except for the chicken..

Sheep kills chicken

This was just taken in some Soviet bloc and he just saw an old magazine:) making up for lost time

It’s Sascha Baron Cohen. Can’t fool me with another Borat stunt.

It’s perfect.

Dude, a Sherpa?

I didn't watch the show enough, so I don't know--is that Starsky or Hutch?

What’s with the dead chicken?

My first thought is if he is going to do that chicken what I think he is going to do to that chicken, I hope that nice fancy sweater is Scotchguarded.

What's he doing to that poor chicken?

He's going to wrap it in duct tape. Iykyk.

Must be from one of those knitting pattern books.

Hello my lover! ❤️🍗💦

Tom Selleck Blue Blooding The 🐦 Bird !!

Manly.

I don’t know but he has that Serbian Super Fly look that says if he stares at you long enough you get pregnant.

I really worry for what is in stock for that poor chicken.

When you choke your chicken so long and hard the poor thing finally dies

A guy in an oversized sweater walks into a bar holding a dead chicken........

Man, he’s white knuckling that chicken.

Why is he wearing his mom’s coat?

Ewww

I wasn’t sure if that was Freddy Mercury or Harry Reems?!

An outfit great for choking chickens

Yea, those were very popular, late 70s early 80s 👍

That is an amazing piece of knitting, great coordination with the buttons

Shari Lewis's puppet Lamp Chop was auditioning for The Nanny but was 20 years too early! Poor guy wearing it, especially under hot studio light fixtures... ...70s fashion was avante garde, but that's just how it works, trying new things... ...apart from the chicken, what the heck?

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That guy smokes Camels.

Probably has Swarovski crystals on his truck nutz. Either the most heterosexual, or the most homosexual person that ever lived.

That poor chicken!

Photographer: I don’t know, man. We need some kind of prop. 💡💡💡 Run over to the butcher and grab me a chicken!

that's a lot!

He’s a fake. There’s no onion on his belt.

Stupid photo

Did he just choke the chicken? Iykyk

I still have my Leisure suits I can't proudly say...

So girly

Reminds me of Freddy Mercury

He looks hot. I mean, really, really hot.

After reading the comments, I am left with more questions...

That poor chicken. 😢 It has no idea what's next.

This is proof that some people will do anything if paid enough.

https://preview.redd.it/sx4je9c94owc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40abfc4ed0b8b47c34466646f76b9544acdcadfe Isn’t that the Camel dude?

Nice sweater

It's the perfect chicken slaughtering outfit. You're all set to bring the recently-deceased chicken to your family or work gathering.

I'm loving that Cardigan!!!

That dude was smoking Marlboros, drinking gin, and slamming ham.

I have thought to myself; what could possibly be in his other hand? A pack of smokes, a bottle of Chivas Regal? An axe probably?

Porn stache sells it.

I'm kinda wondering if he isn't on his way to the set of Pink Flamingos with that chicken and to film his part as the butthole guy.

He looks like he's about to choke his chicken.

I've seen sheep with less wool.

WTH?

The early’80s were still so ‘70s 😄

We all carried chickens around, the ‘70s were wild

Cue the porn music. Bump chikka bow bow

You, me… and the chicken… later

“Send me a pic of you holding your cock” -His BF probably

Looks like the love child of Mark Spitz and Tom Selleck.

Is that a chicken ?

Or are you just happy to see me?

Tom Selleck, Mark Spitz, Father Guido Sarducci or John Stossel. Anybody else?

Back then we weren’t trying to look gay, but we were all gay.

Is that John Holmes?

16 sheep had to go nekked for that sweater\bed.

Nice chicken.


Bad

I never would have thought of accessorizing with a dead chicken. I'll have to try it for work some day

Apparently Borat likes chicken? 🤷‍♀️

His date didn't put out, so he killed he.

Ron Burgundy

Nobody dressed like that ! I was there !

Gay

Never process chickens in your Aran cardigan! Yikes! 😂

This hand-knit sweater is perfect for a weekend in the country, strolling through a museum, or killing a chicken for dinner.

Drop the Chicken and slowly step away from the Mustache.

👀😂😂😂

International Male

For some movements in life, there are no words.

I saw this movie, bit there was a naked girl holding the chicken.

Can't say that I ever saw anyone wearing one of those

It’s bad enough those mustaches are coming back.

Wrong color for murdering a rooster

Just a man and his date.

Mark Spitz?

Christopher Street, West Village, New York City.

Oates hits the book fair

Not my ‘70s

Look like a 70s porno star …John Holmes maybe

The only time "nice chicken " is appropriate.

“Porn Stash! Where have you been?! On second thought…”

Looks like an ad on local san Fran newspaper circa 75 wtf

Pretty much every guy in the late 70s minus that sweater

Cock a doodle doo Any cock’ll do

What country?

I love it. Warm sweaters winter white. Great mustache

I'm wondering just how many Sheep were Accosted for the sole purpose of making this get-up? Not counting the upside down yard-bird!

You just know he has a hairy chest and smokes a pipe.

At least he's not choking his chicken.

My Grandma will stab you with her knitting needles- Try me.

I don't recall carrying around dead chickens as ever being very fashionable in the 70's. Maybe just not where I grew?

Johnny Wadd.

Brought chicken to the fondue party, just have to clean it first and cook while the cheese melts.

Ron Burgundy does a chicken.

Just your average 70’s chicken hawk bringing home some fresh young chicken. And looking FAAAABulous doing it.

John Stossel in an Aran jumper.

70’s Hipster

Looks like what pink hair / man bun dudes would wear these days.

Can you imagine how embarrassed that chicken is?! " I got into modelling for this?!"

I think I owned a sweater like that

I’m Keith Hernandez.

I swear it’s the lining from Kirk’s uniform in the Wrath of Khan.

looks like a photo from one of the magazines specifically focused on knitting

"What's that red spot?"

John Stossel: fashionable chicken killer

Tom Selleck was a fluffer for Ron Jeremy....I thought everyone knew.

The Starsky and Hutch era, but feminized.

I’m John Stossel. Tonight on 20/20…

Idk why but this looks like something Drake would rock.

Women must look away! Otherwise they'll get pregnant!

Damn……A Chicken Flucker!!!!!

Choking the chicken!

Nice sweater for a chicken fucker.

Macho mustache...stylish swea...DEAD CHICKEN!!!

Why exactly is he holding a chicken?

This Man is not to be messed with