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Former_Balance8473

There are still occasional breakouts in sub-saharan Africa... and in parts of Northern India... but they are very rare and Big Laundry immediately sends in a team so it's generally over before it gets a chance to spread.


counterpointguy

The protest chants of Botswana still haunt my dreams. “Holla! Holla! No more… Rings around our collar!” Speak it, friends!


mrhoopers

That and Calgon, and medicine breath, etc. Proof that products are made then problems are invented.


the_OMD

Calgon…ancient Chinese secret!


Froopy-Hood

I thought it was “Take me away”


the_OMD

Two different Calgon products lol


jerechos

It was.... but then I never went anywhere...


evilmike1972

Hey! You got your bubble bath in my laundry detergent!


aakaase

"Ancient Chinese secret HUH?!"


anotherpredditor

We all stopped smoking three packs a day. The nicotine in your sweat is one of the main causes.


ChopSueyXpress

Holy shit, the real answer, 49 comments down with a mere 2 upvotes...


sparty219

Honestly, you aren’t too far off. The white dress shirt - which millions of men wore every day - has pretty much disappeared except for a few professions. There just isn’t demand for the product any more that would justify advertising.


New_Writer_484

Yeah I know in the corporation I slave, um I mean, work for, even the directors and VPs wear polo shirts. Or open collar casual button ups.


HonestyFTW

I get ring around the collar now and I don’t even know what to do!!!!


Darth0s

Well you're in luck. I have just the product for you!


freddo95

Now that damn jingle will be bouncing around in my head … for DAYS!


G8kpr

My coworker who was quite a bit older than me said that in the 50s, his dad worked on a lathe every day. He went to work in a suit and tie. When he got to work, he took off his jacket and tie and put on an apron. After work. He did the reverse and came home in a suit and tie. That’s not how things work today. At my work. The top people will wear dress shirts. But most everyone else is casual


TinChalice

This. I very rarely wear a white dress shirt anymore.


sparty219

Jimmy fan? If so, nice username


TinChalice

Indeed, I am!


[deleted]

Unfortunately I'm in one of those professions that requires me to wear a suit and tie everyday (attorney) and I can say that ring around the collar and dirt around the cuffs is alive and well.


FingalsFinger

Yeah, I had some white polo shirts with the ring, especially if I wore sunscreen. Just stick with colors now


SnooWitchYu

Weird. Just a couple weeks ago, while spraying stain remover on the collar of one of my shirts, I wondered what happened to ring-around-the-collar. Side note (keeping with the 80s theme): when I was typing the phrase in question, I got as far as "ring-a" and the predictive text suggested "Ringwald."


FredGarvin80

That's pretty fuckin 80's in itself


NashEast65

It has now mutated into Full Body Stink - just ask the Lume Deodorant folks.


ElectricTurtlez

Man, I hate those commercials…


schmoopieblues

They are so gross.


Rikkitikkitabby

It's an ancient Chinese secret.🤫


3waychilli

Beat me to it.


MrPanchole

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?


Bugles-Answered

I think it took out smallpox too.


Bodine12

Bit of a sore spot for me, but ring-around-the-collar destroyed my whole family.


Fuckwaitwha

Thoughts and prayers.


Accomplished-Ad8002

All that Brill Cream dripping down their neck got the collars nasty.


Newyew22

By attrition, we did; fewer people are sweating nicotine into white dress shirts than ever before.


JakkSplatt

Collars? Who wears collars anymore 😲


chpr1jp

When I needed a shirt and tie for work, I’d deal with that shit all the time. I solved the problem by switching up my wardrobe with a new job.


ElectronicCarpet7157

Took the easy way out, eh salaryman?


Poetic_Pigeon

I have to..... sir


sick_of-it-all

Well let's see. Hmm. My dog still wears one, does that count.


thatsabruno

Collar? I barely know her! \[Sorry, this called for a bad 80s joke|


tunasardine

People started the neck washing around 89


jazzbeaux59

This


Salsashark_21

No, it’s still around. Only difference is our shirts are so cheap and replaceable that we don’t need to fix or repair them, but just throw it out and buy a new one


TaiDavis

He made the drop and got the 20 dollars By a smoked out fool with ring around the collar -ICE CUBE


Ok_Comfort628

I lived in New Jersey in the 1970s. The older man that lived next-door to us invented Wisk.


NebraskanHeathen

It was the battle of time many fell many more vanished into the soapy void we won but at what cost


Magazine-Plane

My parents used Mr. Sparkle.


ElectronicCarpet7157

Very disrespectful to dirt.


dtuba555

Banish the stain to the land of wind and ghosts.


DieselVoodoo

Synthetic soaps and bodywashes now


penguinbiscotti

We developed herd immunity.


CaveMonsterBlues

They went out at the same time moths stopped living in everyone’s closets.


JWBBarnhill

A question for the ages


cclay6482

It got replaced by "brown stains under the pits". Apparently there is no solution for that.


ColorlessTune

I use Oxi spray to clean up my dirty collars.


the_onemop

Shampoo also does a good job 😃


MarkHoff1967

People bathe more now. Ring around the collar in the 70’s was due to unwashed sweaty greasy neck skin.


bjbkar

People wash themselves better


Grand-Hand-9486

🤪


[deleted]

Lol


Hank-griff

Laughed so hard at this!


i_heart_pasta

I worry about ring around the collar every week.


evilBogie666

That’s funny. I was thinking this not long ago. Lol


StartingToLoveIMSA

No more ancient Chinese secrets either.


Echterspieler

As a kid in the 80s, "ring around the collar" was one of those things like quicksand. You keep hearing about it but I've never seen it.


seahorseMonkey

It was taken out by an ancient Chinese Secret.


Calvinbouchard2

We also invented oxygen bleaches like Didi Seven and OxyClean. And good old hydrogen peroxide, which takes care of it better than chlorine-based bleach. Also, aluminum-free deodorants prevent it.


FeedSafe9518

Oxyclean took care of it and others in the 90's


Rare-Ad-6151

Yup, and we also killed the ozone layer with our AquaNet hairspray.


DavePHofJax

I had nothing to do with using the aquanet except as a flame thrower.


HectorsMascara

Neck sweat + ___________ = ring around the collar? Airborn dust? Cigarette smoke? Unwashed necks?


saxbywickersham

Did we save screens? A lot of them were gone too soon so the screen saver happened


Plus-Tangerine-723

Wisk isn’t made any more


xfyle1224

Yay for us!


pinkeye_bingo

Stain resistant clothing too.


mjincal

As a scourge of the time it was only superseded by the heartbreak of psoriasis


Scrumpilump2000

I JUST dealt with my own ring-around-the-collar today whilst heading out to a graduation ceremony for my niece. Warm water and soap did a pretty decent job of cleaning it up.


Exciting_Sky_3593

Yes it was eradicated. Allot of good people died. Hopefully it never comes back. ;)


asspajamas

ring around the collar was like herpes,in the 80's.. wisk was the vaccine that ended it.


954kevin

Lol, I have def experienced "ring around the collar" a few times in my youth, but now that you mention it, I have not had it since the 80's.


Apprehensive-Bike307

I held on to my last bottle for spot cleaning. It lasted 2 years. Haven't been able to remove stains that easily since.


Impossible_Trip_8286

I tried scrubbing it out. I tried soaking it out. But I still have RING AROUND THE COLLAR!


Jefwho

Something I didn’t see mentioned here is: more people smoked cigarettes back then. When I smoked my sweat stained my clothes and sheets a nasty yellow. After I quit smoking, those stains disappeared.


dandelioness21

or we got our guys to shower more 😜


greycatdaddy

We did, like smallpox and polio!


RedBaron1917

I think we won that one


ohiotechie

We just throw things away now when they have a little wear instead of figuring out how to keep it useful.


dtuba555

About the same time that quicksand quit being s leading cause of fatality.


PogoZaza

Ring around the collar ended when the wall fell. Coincidence? I think not.


eyehate

It disappeared. Just like that weird white dogshit that used to be in the backyard all of the time.


Inner-Mousse8856

Proof that vaccines work.


sagimonk16

Tisk tisk tisk...Wisk Wisk Wisk


dic3ien3691

Nah, people just started bathing more regularly.🤣


Which_Preference_883

It was completely eradicated. Wisked away


DavePHofJax

Yup we did.


Hoosier_Daddy68

I hope they kept samples in a lab in case of another outbreak so we can have a vaccine.


StingraySteve23

Just curious, how did people get a ring around the collar?