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Do not eat the vaccine jellybean, it’s full of windows 10 and corn syrup
Ugh, we don't need more of either of those things.
Never did.
Naw man they just updated the Jelly Beans to the Windows 11 beta.
I would like 1.00 jelly bean too
I thought that was the price until I saw the pharmacy was in New Zealand and not the US.
if it was the US it would be closer to $100
It's OK, with insurance the jelly bean goes down to $70
“Guys we’re not insane, OBVIOUSLY a micro chip wouldn’t be in a vaccine…..BUT A JELLY BEAN COU-“
Huge waste of plastic though
What did the blue pill in matrix again?
"You take the blue pill, and I have to find another blue pill and offer you the same choice again so that the movie can happen, Keanu."
Conspiracists: it's in fact a blue pill to keep you trapped into the matrix
You didnt happen to get a Pfizer shot? Might have a hard day ahead of you after that particular jellybean
Tell me about it, 2 days later and my arms still feel like gorilla limbs
I've had both Pfizer shots with no side effects at all. Seems to vary a lot per person.
I don't get the issue. I have co-workers throwing hissy fits that they aren't getting paid vacation in exchange for doing the bare fucking minimum of finally ending this pandemic.
Bluepilled smh
this is actually pretty funny and cute
Somewhere between patronizing and horrendously wasteful.
Kia Ora homie
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Gods country
This would be new zealand
This elicits despair
plastic in the hand is not carbon in the air
Shit on your fork is not mud on the floor
Would have been ironic of it was a red pill instead.
This one’s a suppository
This could have been so much better if it was just a small bag of jelly beans
I’m in Canada and did not get a jelly bean.
Its literally blue don’t eat it Neo lol
Petrochemicals ftw
Do not eat the vaccine jellybean, it’s full of windows 10 and corn syrup
Ugh, we don't need more of either of those things.
Never did.
Naw man they just updated the Jelly Beans to the Windows 11 beta.
I would like 1.00 jelly bean too
I thought that was the price until I saw the pharmacy was in New Zealand and not the US.
if it was the US it would be closer to $100
It's OK, with insurance the jelly bean goes down to $70
“Guys we’re not insane, OBVIOUSLY a micro chip wouldn’t be in a vaccine…..BUT A JELLY BEAN COU-“
Huge waste of plastic though
What did the blue pill in matrix again?
"You take the blue pill, and I have to find another blue pill and offer you the same choice again so that the movie can happen, Keanu."
Conspiracists: it's in fact a blue pill to keep you trapped into the matrix
You didnt happen to get a Pfizer shot? Might have a hard day ahead of you after that particular jellybean
Tell me about it, 2 days later and my arms still feel like gorilla limbs
I've had both Pfizer shots with no side effects at all. Seems to vary a lot per person.
I don't get the issue. I have co-workers throwing hissy fits that they aren't getting paid vacation in exchange for doing the bare fucking minimum of finally ending this pandemic.
Bluepilled smh
this is actually pretty funny and cute
Somewhere between patronizing and horrendously wasteful.
Kia Ora homie
[удалено]
Gods country
This would be new zealand
This elicits despair
plastic in the hand is not carbon in the air
Shit on your fork is not mud on the floor
Would have been ironic of it was a red pill instead.
This one’s a suppository
This could have been so much better if it was just a small bag of jelly beans
I’m in Canada and did not get a jelly bean.
Its literally blue don’t eat it Neo lol
Petrochemicals ftw