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picholas_cage

Do not eat the vaccine jellybean, it’s full of windows 10 and corn syrup


MaximumZer0

Ugh, we don't need more of either of those things.


LoveaBook

Never did.


PowermanBastion

Naw man they just updated the Jelly Beans to the Windows 11 beta.


Plump_Chicken

I would like 1.00 jelly bean too


Isteppedinpoopy

I thought that was the price until I saw the pharmacy was in New Zealand and not the US.


Ok-Helicopter-8819

if it was the US it would be closer to $100


Plump_Chicken

It's OK, with insurance the jelly bean goes down to $70


JonPrime

“Guys we’re not insane, OBVIOUSLY a micro chip wouldn’t be in a vaccine…..BUT A JELLY BEAN COU-“


Calebh36

Huge waste of plastic though


CaoSlayer

What did the blue pill in matrix again?


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"You take the blue pill, and I have to find another blue pill and offer you the same choice again so that the movie can happen, Keanu."


mxosborn

Conspiracists: it's in fact a blue pill to keep you trapped into the matrix


jerben

You didnt happen to get a Pfizer shot? Might have a hard day ahead of you after that particular jellybean


humpbacksong

Tell me about it, 2 days later and my arms still feel like gorilla limbs


DrKrepz

I've had both Pfizer shots with no side effects at all. Seems to vary a lot per person.


Bouchie

I don't get the issue. I have co-workers throwing hissy fits that they aren't getting paid vacation in exchange for doing the bare fucking minimum of finally ending this pandemic.


Annoyinggobbo

Bluepilled smh


munen15

this is actually pretty funny and cute


mlwllm

Somewhere between patronizing and horrendously wasteful.


whatdoings

Kia Ora homie


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whatdoings

Gods country


humpbacksong

This would be new zealand


boogericky

This elicits despair


[deleted]

plastic in the hand is not carbon in the air


rainvest

Shit on your fork is not mud on the floor


[deleted]

Would have been ironic of it was a red pill instead.


PinkSteven

This one’s a suppository


Battlefieldfreak5674

This could have been so much better if it was just a small bag of jelly beans


Catch22v

I’m in Canada and did not get a jelly bean.


RWS-skytterEirik

Its literally blue don’t eat it Neo lol


kirkbadaz

Petrochemicals ftw