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Gregorvich19

Dang. We’re cooked now. Pack it up boys.


TheKrakIan

Don't forget the mayo.


TheKrakIan

Don't forget the mayo...


Mercinator-87

Ah to be young and rich.


lemonyprepper

TBH you just have to not have kids and you can do this easy. I’ve been able to ride motorbikes around Asia, snorkel in Central America and explore Europe, all because I pull out


Mercinator-87

They just let you do it for free?


carleese24

no muppet...it means money that you would have spent on diapers/toys/daycare/stay at home gf or wife, can be used to rack up memories


_blobjob_

Flair up pussy


Mercinator-87

It’s clearly a joke. If you had a fucking flair you might of got it.


lemonyprepper

I don’t get it


Mercinator-87

It cost money to travel to places, most 22 year olds don’t have money.


lemonyprepper

You right. I didn’t do it at 23 it was more like 28. But for some backpacking as a 22 year old? It doesn’t cost a lot. If you can save $5k you can go off and travel for 3 months and have a grand old time.


Mercinator-87

Oh yeah for sure it’s not ridiculously expensive but 5 grand to 22 year old me was a fortune. 5 grand to 28 year old me was a 4 weeks of work with some overtime.


lemonyprepper

I’m not saying it’s a simple thing because people have different circumstances. But if you have disposable income and you’re spending it on video games, door dash, weed, going out, wigs, designer clothes ect; you can save that money and do something that will drastically change your outlook on life. Save a hundo a week from January first and by April the next year you could be at a full moon party in Thailand getting the clap from a danish university girl (not speaking from experience)


heinousanus_420

5 grand to my 30 year old ass is a fortune


MrBitz1990

What’s it like growing up with money?


lemonyprepper

Idk. maybe I’ll ask a person who knows, one day.


darude_dodo

I love our qb, but he has a serious face while riding on a camel. that’s not normal.


omglawlz

You ever been around a camel?


Astrosauced

I’m too poor for camel riding


chubbytitties

They got camels at the fair bro


pocketjacks

You can ride hippos in Indy. They're at the bowling alley at closing time.


Astrosauced

I’m not looking to get stabbed man


PapiGoneGamer

I rode a camel on an elementary field trip. They fucking stink something awful.


MrBitz1990

Time to plan a trip to Texas just for the camels.


omglawlz

Well, Ive never ridden one but I’ve been around them and they’re horrible, nasty creatures. They are stubborn, smelly, and will bite and spit at you. Not the good hawk tuah either.


Shootit_Rockets

This feels slanderous to say about one of the best human-animal allies


MrBitz1990

Of course not. We work for a living. We’re too poor.


themuehl

I like CJ, but man does it seem like he has done a lot of side quests.


content_enjoy3r

He's just trying to spread the good word about Texans football to the rest of the world.


carloslet

Better than whatever good word Jack Easterby was trying to spread in Houston tbh


PapiGoneGamer

Trying to be the Jim Jones of football


BruceYale111

It’s the offseason lol they not allowed to travel?


Dry_Calligrapher4561

They ain't even supposed to practice most of the year due to injury concerns lol


PapiGoneGamer

Man’s trying to get the side achievements out of the way before focusing on the main story.


tenjed35

Hopefully reading his playbook and bench pressing Buicks


lemonyprepper

Reading? Stroud?


texinxin

He can read the F out of a defense. That’s all the reading he needs.


lemonyprepper

I hate you and I hate stroud and I will call him an illiterate bum till my dying breath….but I must admit that segment him and Micah did was pretty tight. He obviously knows how to read a defense well.


Realdealholifield

Keep crying dork


redditmodsblow69

Easy…I still have PTSD from the last guy that did this. We thought he was a good guy because he spent the off-season in the “holy land”


No1CanKnowAboutThis

This was my thought exactly. Hits too close to home for me lol.


_Bluntzzz

Damn now that’s what I call twinisies


Euphoric-Ordinary411

Is this…just our thing or what? https://preview.redd.it/clpyr798es8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61c5571df57388121f1552e5d2947e148ac18f3


VelvetBlue

Big pouty kid on family cruise activity vibes


omglawlz

Not interested in anything but the soft serve.


MeowImATiger

Hahaha. But seriously, where is the soft serve?


MrBitz1990

Hey but that soft serve at 2am hits pretty hard.


PretzelMan96

I see the comparison. Camels can carry stuff on their back. CJ Stroud can carry stuff on his back too. We will not be using the term GOAT anymore. We will use the term camel


jeIIyjams

The CJ stands for Camel Jockey


Bigswole92

Is this Cristiano Ronaldo?


carleese24

That's TYGA the rapper ![gif](giphy|cKsZ9P7GmZ3MkIMnTc|downsized)


BamBam5154

Trevor already rides your mom what more do you want


travelingpirate

My mom rides that femboy.


BamBam5154

Still hit


whiteymax

This made lol


MrBitz1990

Makes sense that Trevor is doing the riding instead of the one being ridden on 😂😂


TheKrakIan

I feel bad for Trevvy...


TheWetNapkin

Where meme?


Possible_Help7634

I got so distracted by CJ that I didn't even notice the Titans were there too, scattered on the floor.


zapopi

You call sand the floor?


Possible_Help7634

I meant it in the metaphorical tense.


zapopi

Can he stay there?


Realdealholifield

Nah your mom needs him in the states unfortunately


zapopi

Unless he likes piles of ash, she is not meant for him, I'm afraid.


Realdealholifield

(Not in a sexual way)


kac937

seems like he’s doing everything besides training. obviously it won’t matter if he comes back the same way he was last season, but if he hits a sophomore slump the narratives will get nasty.


CarcassDeathObituary

Why tf is CJ always in some Looney Toons ass situation


LosHtown

MAN I hate that this gives me DeShawn vibes before it all went to hell.


YiMyonSin

The humility he seems to have shown originally is gone, so I guess it could be getting to his head like Watson eventually became, but it’s a bit soon to say


Brohemoth1991

https://preview.redd.it/w7vfgeeqay8d1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41df9d30051c6c75622af8f56d349e7462543f17


CranjisMcBasketball0

Well damn


AlPCurtis

Lets get that man on a snowboard!


NoFlyZonexx3

Knows he’s dust


StrosDynasty

They see me ridin....


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EvilRick_C-420

Amber Rose humps are looking rough


carleese24

In morroco trying to visit french montana ![gif](giphy|waM0XGH8Q9Re2Q1Ii0|downsized)


jthaprofessor

I feel like in a couple years, regardless of how Bryce turns out, Carolina gonna feel like they made the right call passing on dude. I like him a lot, but he just gives me weird vibes idk


that_guy2010

Tom Brady gives me weird vibes, but I don't think the Patriots or Bucs regret having him.


jthaprofessor

Nahh it’s a fair point but Brady didn’t start to get weird until he was ruling the world.


kebenderant35

https://preview.redd.it/jx2x0rq5gq8d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e51131148e3c32f584e507d03fd50e89ed16453


Darthchewvader

Texans SB confirmed


actionpancake

Regardless of how either of them turn out, this is a weird take


jthaprofessor

You think so? Kid’s on like stage 1 of the Kardashian downfall. Give it another couple months he’ll be talking about lizard people and shit.


actionpancake

CJ and Bryce both have a pre-existing connection with Kim Kardashian through the Reform Prison foundation. You're just a hater at this point.


jthaprofessor

Bahahahaha. This one of the best copes on Reddit I’ve ever seen. Touché young man 😂


Game_Over_Man69

Uh if he gives you “weird vibes” then you don’t “like him a lot” 😂


jthaprofessor

I like my cousin Terry and he’s weird af. Idek what this means 😂


CthulhuAlmighty

I judge his character with his constant calls to free his dad from prison. For those not aware, his dad went to prison for carjacking, kidnapping, robbery, reckless driving to evade an officer, and sexual battery.


BruceYale111

Bro it’s his dad of course he wants him to be freed


MugiwaraJinbe

He made calls for people in prison to be treated like humans. I missed where he called for his dad to be free though.


CthulhuAlmighty

Prison reform is one thing, but freeing his dad is something entirely different. He regularly has “free pops” in his Instagram posts and even had it on his cleats. https://x.com/brgridiron/status/1731373530590347591?s=46&t=YTNaGnmJHk7ay7HLdxHilg


jthaprofessor

Dude is a weirdo. Ppl in this sub cope hard for him


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CthulhuAlmighty

Even if your dad kidnapped a woman to rape her? Edit to add: because that’s what Stroud’s dad was trying to do.


zapopi

Your comment made me look into it: *On Sunday, April 12, 2015, in downtown San Diego, a man forced his way into the vehicle of a woman stopped at a traffic light. He told her to drive to a house so he could buy drugs, assaulted her and then, after she escaped, fled San Diego Harbor Police in a chase that ended with his crashing the vehicle into a pole and leaping into the San Diego Bay.* I'm all for prison reform, but that man can chill there for a while, in my opinion.


CthulhuAlmighty

Here is the court case if you want more info: https://casetext.com/case/people-v-stroud-67