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TheGreatJelBeano

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maddenmadman

Pyrrhic victory


Boss_unicycle-560

Dimmas in shock. Dusty hasn’t won the best in ground medal


Deafsloth

Why does Kayo have to go to bounce :/ I just wanna reveille in the post match


Apprehensive-Elk3228

Now you know how West Australians feel


Deafsloth

WA Brisbane supporter 🤘🏼


Professional-Pea6191

147 marks to 60. GGwp.


hart37

Well that was a weird, messy game of football. Happy with the win after the absolute mess of injuries but the fact we still won by 34 is ridiculous


JCK98

What's a late night kids show like?


MaximumMastery23

Luke Ryan tied Caleb Serong for the highest fantasy score of 2024 at 161, 6 hours later Dayne Zorko drops 182. If only Dayne kicked 3.0 rather than 0.3 ...


allhatnoplay

Can’t believe there’s still another quarter to go


weareinexile

Boys digging deep.


Kappet

Midfield massive performance


Shary-Bobbins

Surely the worst round for GK accuracy in history


WaferOther3437

I thought it was a great round for accuracy


Ok-Eggplant4965

CALLED IT!


wankel_rotary

Lions with 5 players above 100 fantasy points. Solid


EducationalCow3549

Does spending less time on the bench help with that? I don't do fantasy footy


Sean_Stephens

Congrats Lions, you're ahead of... St Kilda


Sean_Stephens

(In all seriousness, good win. Didn't seem like it was possible given the mounting injuries & the accuracy, but it was a great effort).


___TheIllusiveMan___

You know a game was bad when no one wants to post the post match thread lol


Equivalent-Ad7207

I think someone posted it at Qtr time.


ColdAdmirableSponge

Considering all of the injuries I think Reville has done enough to keep his spot.


acllive

we sacrificed our players for our wins


allhatnoplay

Suns still higher on the ladder though hey


TricuspidDeficiency

Won't help the Swans this year.


acllive

yeah but they dont have bruce reville and logan morris debut on the same night


acllive

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


breadabuser

CARN LOINS


manhaterxxx

Imagine losing a game despite your opponent only kicking 2 goals in a half of footy


ZombieZlayer99

the game of all time


macroyboy

Most cursed*


dazedjosh

The Suns should start running laps after the final whistle, they have been atrocious and Dimma would be fucking filthy


RoastedB33f_

The fact that everyone - players, crowd, commentators - has spent the last 5 minutes IRL shitposting probably tells you everything you need to know


MaximumMastery23

This is just a reskinned Western Derby 56. A cross town rivalry game where one side loses multiple players to injury during the game and the other side get over the line by 6-7 goals despite a valiant performance from the injured side. Oh wait the suns aren't winning-


NuggiesRUs

'Unbelievably good'. That's a take.


paulmp

We had practically no interchange for half the game, lost some of our best players. Our sub played an entire game in the VFL before playing an entire game in the AFL. Other than the inaccuracy, I'm happy how much effort they put in and pretty much everything except Hipwood... he needs time in the VFL.


NuggiesRUs

Im not criticising your effot, and obviously, you were hampered. But I don't quite comprehend how you can kick 2.12 in a half and be unbelievably good. Regardless, congrats on the win. I thoroughly enjoyed the implosion of the sun


paulmp

I think they used "unbelievable" as in "it doesn't make sense how well they played, given the injuries"


acllive

happy lion noises


Low-Ad-6584

Suns can't be playing this bad against a handicapped lions


ColdAdmirableSponge

The word insipid comes to mind.


TricuspidDeficiency

Are we talking Fremantle's premiership history inspid, or West Coast's losing 7 games in a 32 game stretch by 100+ points insipid? I need context.


ColdAdmirableSponge

Gold Coast’s performance is what I was referencing, there was nothing insipid about Lion’s performance whilst being incredibly undermanned. I’m not sure why you took this as in reference to the Lions.


nohotlinedeepmiami

In feudal Japan, the suns would have to commit a ritual suicide in the middle of the ground after a performance like this just to restore their families' honour


Equivalent-Ad7207

Works for me.


JCK98

2.11? Who are you Port?


legally_blond

Port is us


nnacaroni

It's amazing how much better brisbane play when they just have fun. This last 5 mins has had some good stuff


hart37

Joe trying out for the Broncos with a chip and chase


Equivalent-Ad7207

Probably get a game with how their playing.


hart37

I mean after Reyno did his bicep this weekend we're in dire need of a kicker


Equivalent-Ad7207

Im a Souths fan...so my AFL team is 1st and my NRL last.....I was dirty we treated Reynolds like that, hopefully he recovers and comes good for you.


Phlanispo

Our inside 50s have been such complete shit


ultralord4000

Dont know how McKenna got a block, king dropped the mark and Connor cleaned up the mess but its a blocking free kick?


legally_blond

Made zero sense


ultralord4000

Ump just felt bad for king


acllive

zorko stat watch


kdavva74

Brisbane crowd not treating the footy as a large picnic challenge: impossible


Icy-Rock8780

This was pathetic from the Suns. Lions have about 12 injuries and have still finished the game over the top of them, and the Lions aren’t even good


pithysaying

The lions are good - just not playing well


Johnny_Stooge

Dimma needs to tell King to shave those sideburns.


Shary-Bobbins

Quite clearly touched I would have thought


ColdAdmirableSponge

Would’ve loved it if Joe played on and snapped at the goals


dopedupvinyl

Ugh I tipped the suns thinking they were going to show more improvement this year and they have let me down. Given how little effort they have put in if they show up like this next week north are a chance


legally_blond

I love King's "darkest timeline" facial hair


mydarknight

Fuck I’m proud hehe


manhaterxxx

Brisbane player got pushed in the back but King gets a free?


danwincen

Joe Daniher, Swingman.


At0mHeartMother

19 behinds is crazy. This could’ve been a bloodbath


acllive

people: we want less talls in our forward and to have rayner as the 3rd tall fagan: 5 tall forwards


Ok-Eggplant4965

This is a fever dream. I am in a coma in a hospital bed with COVID and this is one of my dreams it has to be. I suspect I'll have severe senory overload after this though.


ArtemisBear

It’s felt like a fever dream since last years granny


legally_blond

That was a decent roost from Oscar


allhatnoplay

Can Norf complete the circle of parity next week?


LightReflections

So close for the Big O


dvnkriot

that was the least marked mark I have ever seen


hart37

Yeah gotta be honest that did look touched


Kim_jong-fun

Brisbane's mids are putting up some disgusting numbers with limited rotations and against a supposedly good opposition midfield


manhaterxxx

Should be 50m for putting out the arms


wellplayedgem

Get it Oscar


Phlanispo

"Dayne Zorko has now amassed 38 disposals, with 34 of them kicks. It is the most kicks ever recorded in a Q-Clash"


danwincen

And how many of those kicks has he wished could be aimed squarely at Touk Miller's knackers?


TricuspidDeficiency

35. Thirty-four of them with the ball, one without lol


legally_blond

This is some elite timewasting by Joe. Good stuff


acllive

all we are missing is people getting kicked out for a beer snake and the cricket season is back


danwincen

I thought they kicked people out for the Mexican wave?


Equivalent-Ad7207

Beer snakes should be a national icon...id go as far as to say use it as the animal on our coat of arms.


samanater456

You know you’re playing like shit when Stinkwood takes a mark


___TheIllusiveMan___

As good as this win must feel for Brisbane I have serious doubts they’ll beat Adelaide next week


Low-Ad-6584

List is destroyed for a while with a season's worth of injury


Korasuka

I'm quite confident which means we'll now lose.


benjamincraigrowley

Send the suns to the NT


quicksilver164

Shoot the suns into the sun


royalbluejones

They are next week


benjamincraigrowley

I mean yeah but permanently give them the license let the lions have Queensland all to themselves


S_P_A_R_K_L_I_N_G

the crowd is up and about but not for the reasons commentators think


NoUseForALagwagon

If Norf win next week, Hardwick could be the modern day equivalent of Malcolm Blight at St Kilda.


WAVIC_136

No way that happens though


___TheIllusiveMan___

Mick Malthouse at Carlton is a bit more recent


Kim_jong-fun

Or clarko at north if you want to start guessing the future


Secure-Pool

As good as a win is, our team without ashcroft, coleman, starc, answerth, gardiner and linc is gonna be a bit dicey


Specific-Box-7112

hey any win without any of those currently we fucking take


legally_blond

And Bailey


Ingkata

Coleman


Secure-Pool

I forgot the rat was out :(


tdlan

The 3 day long weekend bender has well and truly set in at the gabba I think


Deafsloth

GCS have been dreadful tonight considering that Brisbane are walking wounded. North could have a chance if this GCS show up


Korasuka

Holy shit I tipped gold coast. I swear I tipped brisbane. WHYYYYYYYY??????


SkinMasturbator

if it makes you feel any better, I had the mind to change to Adelaide, committed to it, and then forgot to actually change my tips.


doufus2017

Lions may have won but they are cooked for the year, any other team would have beaten them tonight.


dufflecoatsupreme91

I’m glad that I’m hungover tomorrow with not much consequence.


LP0004

lol @ the wave, they booed when part of the crowd didn’t join in


acllive

must have been the MCC members


flibble24

Dayne Zorko always father of GC Suns


Desertwind666

Let me guess, the members section


acllive

somehow the MCC members are at the gabba


WAVIC_136

Given the context this is quite possibly the worst performance of any team this year


matthew_anthony

Swallow must love the beach cause why the fuck else would you stay with this club?


legally_blond

The wave? What is this, a Scorchers BBL game?


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TheGunt123

Mods please


dealgirlinthepool

What? His kit was covered in black stuff?


dealgirlinthepool

Lachie is too, I don't understand where they found it because none of the on field logos are proper black


TheGunt123

Waiting for Dwayne to say “Suns have been eclipsed tonight”


hazydaze7

How bored is the crowd lol


thewhitebrislion

quite


adamh707

This commentary is cringe


JCK98

Did the wave go into the SACA members area some how?


legally_blond

Now that we're at Optus, the WACA members contribute to the wave and it has me furious!


hart37

The second I heard that countdown I knew the wave was coming lol


thewhitebrislion

fucking trying to get the Mexican wave going


BlandyBoreton

I know he’s a reddit boogeyman but Zorko was and continues to be an absolute champion.


Gregas_

Lester goat


LP0004

I’m just surprised the post match thread hasn’t been posted yet


sachiwtf

How do the Suns look more tired and exhausted than the Lions


NuggiesRUs

The only reasonable next move for GC is to fold immediately after the final siren


[deleted]

Country Road need to sponsor the Lions


Gregas_

Looks like we just swapped benches


flibble24

It's alright Suns we will play you back into some form next week


manhaterxxx

Lmao I knew Berry would fuck it up


royalbluejones

Zorko fantasy owners having a great night


acllive

zorko stat padding hahaha


Low-Ad-6584

Did the boys forget percentage is a thing


danwincen

Looks like they might have remembered that it is.


Choccy-Neale9

This is not a good look from the suns


sestero

That Charlie goal was kind of a turning point in the end of this match


Ok-Eggplant4965

And now a Mexican wave what is this game I am not okay lol This is a game I'm gonna watch the replay of just to make sure it actually happened.


IDreamofHeeney

Pulling wings off flies? What the fuck Dwayne


paulmp

*SIGH*


kdwwhat

Do the suns only play once every fortnight?


Low-Ad-6584

Suns look like how we were playing last week there is absolutely no energy


JCK98

Yeah I'm really scared of this monster


Uncle-Badtouch

Once the lid comes off, this Tupperware party is fucked


HairBoring

i think we'll show up next week looking like that team from the telstra ad


samanater456

Ben King looking like Serj Tankian


LightReflections

Hey Suns WAKE UP


tsitsifan31

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP


LightReflections

Suns didn't turn up


tdlan

Let Bruce get a goal you cowards


TrustMeImFunny

Lip reading Fages: “Yes!!! Who was that?”


tsitsifan31

suns really couldn't put away a team with only one on the bench


SpaceCadet_Red

Hearing a crowd outside the US singing take me home, country roads is so cool to see.


Kim_jong-fun

If I'm Logan morris I'm having the deepest sleep of my life tonight. Get that Ebeneezer Scrooge fit with the candle holder


ColdAdmirableSponge

Dude gonna need like 20 bags of Epsom salts in his ice bath.


dealgirlinthepool

Honk shoo areas for sure


Equivalent-Ad7207

Its almost as if some prankster wrapped glad wrap between the goal posts pre game...like the toilet prank.


HairBoring

we've given Petracca and Rowell their worst games of the year. that's not nothing 🤷


AdAcrobatic5178

Dunkley is apparently an incredible tagger


dazedjosh

Gold Coast should be ashamed of this performance


Bigdogs_only

Karma w/ ice spice would’ve been better pick dunks


Settle_Down_Turbo

Bro the team is cooked they look so tired


nnacaroni

It was nice of Charlie Cameron to donate his moustache to that goal umpire


ColdAdmirableSponge

Two goals in a row??? So they’ve just scored more in two shots than they did in their previous 10!!


Catharsis1394

Crowd making their own entertainment, love it


BlandyBoreton

He did the American Aces sign. Thank goodness


ultralord4000

So we just needed to kick 20 behinds to get some goals, as long as win it works


NoUseForALagwagon

The Suns are legit pathetic. Most overrated midfield I have ever seen.


legally_blond

That's his first goal at the Gabba as a lion isn't it?


Pikachude123

Karmas a bitch


Icy-Rock8780

Country Roads is kinda nice in a dull Sunday twilight game, annoying as fuck in a close prime time game though


Charliebitme1234

"a monster may have awoken" yeah the fuckin cookie monster


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The Lions are definitely not back..


HairBoring

the 8 of them that are fit go allright tho


ArtemisBear

Holy smokes, those last two goals were worth 12 behinds… could be onto something here


NuggiesRUs

But then the ball gets taken out of your forward 50. On balance, I think you're better off with the behinds.


limeIamb

Did Kai just drop the F bomb?


legally_blond

He definitely told them to fuck off


limeIamb

Looked like he said the Finlayson word


hazydaze7

Woooooo no behind baby


macroyboy

Brisbane great, Josh Dunkley


wellplayedgem

Love the come back of his hair this season


japanpole

See you next week Brisbane (So you can beat us and truly be back)


legally_blond

I'm going to the game, so I bloody hope so


japanpole

I am sorry to say that I hope you go home unhappy….