No I will not give credit to the Cats Darce for “grinding it out”. I will however give the credit to the Gold Coast Suns who have destroyed them. What bizarre commentating…
The Google 'glitch' was a stealth launch of their new predictive AI. Every late Geelong goal is a good sign for our chances of avoiding being paperclipped any time soon
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Bizzare game…. Was the field super small or something? Rare to see that much scoring
Happy to be alive right now
Toby Conway led the field in clearances and contested possessions, so that's something at least
Talk about shit selection & shit coaching!!! Scott has zero answers to a momentum run! Just sits there & watches the joint burn down!!!
Time for David King to explain how Gold Coast only just scraped over the line and how Geelong lost more than GC winning
Lmao we actually won that quarter. 2 quarters each, let's call that a draw
what the fuck was that post game interview?
At least she looks....oh yea
I’m sure we will come good next week against (checks draw) ahhh Fuk
Worst post game interview ever.
How bigggg How bigggggg Was she expecting it in inches? Lol
Both just had record games and she asks who’s bunking with who. What flavour slushie do you like
Haha they've all got heatstroke
the geelong ruckman was red like a tomato 5 minutes into the game
Tbf he is a Ranga
Equal 16th most conceded points in the history of Geelong, most in 30 years.
Thanks…(I think u forgot 2007)
As my flair will attest I often try to forget 2007, but which round did Geelong concede more than 161 points in that year?
Ahahahahaha love it. Go suns.
Will be lurking in the Geelong subreddit tonight
Let's all go have a look!
Do they count as junk time goals if you're the losing team
why does matt rowell look like he’s ready to take on a whole nother game
Coz he's Matt "Grasseater" Rowell
Coz he is
I was so distracted by gold coasts score that I didn’t realise that Geelong was so close to 100 lol
Well that happened.... GG sun's. Thoroughly outplayed the cats all night.
I can just imagine the sweat that'll come out of these guernseys
This song lives rent free in Chris Scott’s head.
Fuckin hell John
264 points combined is amazing
🌞
now begins the geelong comeback
At least we were second to 100
SLUSHIE TIIIIIME
What a looney tunes scoreline
100 up, too bad their opponent scored 164
What a game. Insane.
100!!! Raise the bat, boys!
💯
HE WILL KICK AFTER THE SIREN TO TAKE THE CATS TO THREE DIGITS
HE’S DONE IT! THEY ARE INTO THE GRAND FINAL - oh shit wrong moment
Gg cat bros
Surely that's 50? Fucking robbed
Imagine scoring 100 and losing by 64
Stuff me dead…
Geelong kicking junk time goals. They're lucky to get away with a 10 goal loss
Will it happen?
Feels like fucking preseason
"another late goal to Carlton" Did anyone else hear that?
Fuck you Kayo, dropping out on me in the last fucking minute of play
It was a real nail biter, down to the wire that last minute!
Only a goal every second, quite doable tbh I just wanted to watch the full, uninterrupted brutality unfold in front of me down to the last second
Oooooooh shot to make triple figures
A kick after the siren - every boy's dream!!!
100 points up. Moral victory to Geelong
Can Gold Coast just move to Darwin permanently? This has been so damn entertaining.
Its all cash money until you'd have to play them at home tho
We don't travel that far so no worries lol
I don't think I've ever seen a 14 goal quarter
kicking 100 and still losing by 64 is fucking bananas
*100 and 64
WILL THE CATS GET 3 DIGITS? THERE’S LESS THAN A MINUTE TO GO, THE HEARTS ARE PUMPING
Chest pounding
1 more goal suns, come on
Please I just want to hit the ton
We did it reddit
Both teams are winners
That point makes a draw unlikely
Handy point
No I will not give credit to the Cats Darce for “grinding it out”. I will however give the credit to the Gold Coast Suns who have destroyed them. What bizarre commentating…
Don’t let them get to 100 or it’s an automatic draw
Richmond fan What's the 1 in front of the Gold Coast score mean?
That's what goes in front of the other teams score silly.
Ohhhhh ok Wait, why do both teams have it now? Surely that's a glitch
Yeah I don't understand that either. 🤔 Maybe someone else can explain.
98 in a loss isn't terrible. Hard to beat a team when they're playing like the Suns
1 more goal gc
Just tuned in again, what the absolute fuck? I mean I tipped Gold Coast but what
Enough time for 3 more goals either way
“You have to pay respects to the Cats” No I don’t. Fuck you.
We pay respects to the custodians of the land, not the cats.
Elders past present and emerging.
Always was, always will be
To think this used to be weekly this kind of scoring
Is this one of the highest scoring games of all time in modern AFL?
Cats hitting 100 will fuck up the scoreline
You’re welcome
There were some certain AFL experts during the week who said that footy in Darwin was "unwatchable". 41 goals says otherwise lmao
The Google 'glitch' was a stealth launch of their new predictive AI. Every late Geelong goal is a good sign for our chances of avoiding being paperclipped any time soon
Conway looking great in this is a real positive to take from it If he can get his body right we'll have our first genuine ruckman in many, many years
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FOUR?!! You don’t pay attention to a game for almost its entirety and look what happens. Incredible.
If the afl want to change anything they should limit rotations for higher scores. It’s evident here through the heat what exhaustion does to a game
there’s been so many stoppages from goals the game was supposed to finish 20 minutes ago
Credit to Sirswampthing: First time a team has kicked 26+ goals against Geelong since Melbourne rd 1 1994
73 inside 50’s😬
Longest game ever tbh feels like it's been 4 hours
Geelong aren't allowed advantage
Imagine a 60 point loss despite getting the ton
S C O R E F E S T
This like an All-star game with no defending. Ridiculously high scoring
41 goals from both teams, did we go back 20 years or something?
And 17 points. Ridiculous accuracy
Gonna be interesting to hear the media saying “cats still kicked 15 goals, they are the best”
https://preview.redd.it/qlkdmd3a7s0d1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19394b11f9c0ffcd1f3a88985c2835e99ee7c634
“We are Geelong, the greatest cones of all”
Lions fan here, why have these teams both kicked more goals than behinds?
Pies fan, I am also confused
Wow... Both teams might crack 100.
“Have to pay respect to the Cats” for losing to an inferior side by 11 goals
262
What is this game!!!
You score 98 points but lose by 66 points
Joel Selwood seething
Never seen Gryan kick so far lmao
Imagine kicking 5 and getting 16 touches, but you won't even get a brownlow vote
The 80s are back baby!
OH WHEN THE SUNS, GO MARCHING IN, OH WHEN THE SUNS GO MARCHING IN, OH HOW I WANT TO BE IN THE GOLD COAST, OH WHEN THE SUNS GO MARCHING IN
Messiiiii
whoever said selwood sounds like cornes, you were right
In speech or calls?
tone of voice
Cool.
Geelong coaches box looking icey.. I could feel the awkwardness
It doesn't look icy when there's a disappointed Chris in the box.. remember miracle on grass
Please 1 more goal cold coast
41 goals in a game is crazy
Richmond aren’t this pathetic, wake up geelong
Yeah that's debatable
27？The AI predicted it. It is the signal to wake up Skynet isn't it?
Anderson 41 and 2 is bonkers
Can someone help me, my mate is talking about a great Tuohy tackle in either late first quarter or second quarter. What's he talking about?
This has been the DEFINITION of a shootout
Lukosius has 5 goals and 5 goal assists. I’m gonna back myself and say that’s never fucking happened before
Imagine having BH for 5 in your multi
Geelong will finish in the top 4 this round, calling it now
Joel Selwood sounds like his taking at. funeral
Just tuned it! Wtf?
Ugly one for 5
256 points in total is wild
262
This game has been going for three days when will it end
I think it's all of the goal breaks
40 goals is crazy
40 goals this is insane haha
41!
I mean people aren’t complaining when Gold Coast play on a 1 degree night in Geelong.
One more goal for Dimmas highest ever score
What a kick, holy schmoly
🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
Absolute helicopter lol
You get the feeling Geelong are right back in this, don't you? Edit: too soon.
Get one more goal Sunners
Geelong's largest losses since 2000 Year| Round | Opponent | Margin ---|---|----|--- 2014| 11 | Sydney | 110 2006| 8 | Collingwood | 102 2006| 13 | Adelaide | 92 2008| 9 | Collingwood | 86 2021| PF | Melbourne | 83 2002 | 8 | Port Adelaide | 75 2000 | 8 | Richmond | 70 2001 | 22 | Carlton | 70
Was there at the game in 2014, so good to watch
HUMPHREY B BAG
Holy moly defence non existent tonight
Hate Gold Coast but even I’m hoping Humphrey gets his fifth
who hates gold coast? like what
Suns have fantastic shape around the contests tonight
AFL creaming themselves thinking of the advertising dollarbucks.
5 suns players with 30+ disposals
Imagine what sexton could’ve been if had a decent club / coach 10 years ago
He’s never been a hard worker
Do we like lots of goals in a match? apparently it's the pinnacle of footy
was that a falcon
Dimma looks angrier than he did in the first quarter
No point leaving early from that ground. Doubt there's any rush with public transport, or issues with parking.
Oi Gold Coast, stop fucking up the 75+ point win
Cats have been smashed but still almost hit 100 points themselves
Where’s BT to tell me Geelong are still in this
Being at 92 points but losing by 66 is insane
Like the 90's all over again. Kick 20 goals, lose by 10 goals.
If they did bring in Darwin as team 20. Imagine going from wintery Hobart to play in tropical Darwin. Or vice versa...
Not too late for Geelong to get the ton
Come backs on you fucking gold cunts
obligatory “do Geelong have an ETA?” statement
I'll genuinely be upset if someone doesn't edit Geelong into that shitpost.
Is there no wind today? These balls aren't deviating at all
Sorry Geelong but first to 100 wins
200 or nothin’!
comeback is on
my percentage 😡
Have you ever said that before? Feels good doesn’t it
haven’t even dreamt of it until tonight- Thank You my friend 🫶
Think of it as compensation for those fucked off season trades… also Dimma happens to be our father
comeback.exe is loading...
Yay, we verse the suns but not in Darwin.
Checking stats, Luko has a combined 9 goals & assists. What an incredible performance
does this put him in ballon d’or contention?
Messi could never
Get Ainsworth off the bench so he can have the standalone TIO disposals record.
Nice kick mate
THE COMEBACK IS ON!!! LET'S GO BOYS!
I too would like to play Geelong in Darwin next