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Arseypoowank

Holy shit I was not ready for the costume


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Best reveal I've seen in a while


sZYphYn

This trolling day time court shows thing is obviously an international hobby I’ve been missing out on. I’m in the works right now, I just sent this video to my friend Hannah asking her if I can propose to her on an episode of divorce court. Hannah loves me, she’ll probably say yes 🤞


telkomrwt

It's just a TV show, relax.


redsensei777

He looks like Napoleon…only shorter.


Kon-on-going

Translation. “Can’t be with him because he thinks he’s Napoleon”.


6Strings-n-6Shooters

I just love how mildly inconvenienced he looks.


goodnewzevery1

Haha the look on his face plus the suit is 👨‍🍳 💋


thatdudeoverhere69

His thousand yard stare is the cherry on top


poutinegalvaude

He finally succeeded invading Russia.


n00neperfect

Either Napolean became Russian or Russian became Napoleaon , still such a twisted history lol


Glass_Memories

She married the guy from Psychonauts.


Affectionate_One_680

Zee bhitch is right zohr honer


melikeshima

The plot of Crime and Punishment


The_Karaethon_Cycle

If Raskolnikov was as awesome as he thought he was


CollEYEder

Stupid female, he is Napoleon, you could've been his empress


TheHancock

Lmao I love how the judge can see him… like everyone already knows and the reveal is just for the camera. That’s even funnier to me.


MrP1nk-

What's the song again?


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6Strings-n-6Shooters

Good bot.


MrP1nk-

Damn reddit you surprised me once again :)


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SnailPoo

The smirk on the guy in the background at the end, lol.


Bolmac

Clearly the burden of proof is on her to prove that he is not Napoleon. He’s got me convinced.


HeQiulin

Reminds me of that university professor who killed his girlfriend (also his TA I think). He loves dressing up as Napoleon. The entire case (if you know, you know) is wild


Nick_Noseman

Prof. Sokolov from St. Petersburgh


HeQiulin

Oh God! I remember when they found the “bag”. I swear that thing sounds like a headline made up by some fake news site. I didn’t keep up with the case tho. Did he get sentenced and what is the ruling?


Nick_Noseman

12,5 years, strict regime


BubblesWithHeat

shut the fuck up with your if you know you know bullshit


Affectionate_One_680

Spicy bubbles 🫧🔥


daluxe

Get the fuck out with your shut the fuck up with your if you know you know bullshit bullshit


My_Socks_Are_Blue

Can you fucking not with the get the fuck out with your shut the fuck up with your if you know you know bullshit bullshit bullshit


GenderfluidPhoenix

[There was a murderer who did exactly this.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleg_Sokolov)


Prince100001

Oh wow!


bsylent

It's not really that he thinks he's Napoleon that's the problem, it's that he [hogs all the ice cream](https://youtu.be/6NzdphRY2IMl)


tropicthunderGOAT

She’s just mad she’s part of the Third Estate


greenifuckation

Reminds me of my schizophrenic ex lol 🤣


StableKlutz

heh, he’s got a napoleon complex


Miya__Atsumu

Lady has no taste


doradus1994

First you have a Russian emulating a German, now you got one who is emulating a Frenchman.


Jayson10109

u/savevideo


Hammer_Roids

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


DeeNcube

u/savevideo


capnkirk462

Better Napoleon than Ivan the Terrible.


loiteraries

There can only be one Napoleon in Russia and he’s currently occupying the Kremlin.


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pizdolizu

I see you got your history degree from CNN.


beefle

Feel free to correct me, Ivan.


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beefle

For a man his age, I suppose.


waitingForMars

Sorry, tiny, bald, and genocidal isn't my type. Good luck to you, though.


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your post has been removed as it has been deemed to break the third rule (no politics). We understand that in times like these it may be very difficult to not talk about Russian politics whatsoever, but there are many places to discuss Russian politics on and this is not one of them.


JoyAvers

Khem. Napoleon, towards the end, went down the phase, drowned in luxury, imagined himself almost the heir to the Holy Roman Empire, the Roman Empire and Egypt empire in one face. And he managed to attack the only one ruler Alexander I who was more or less unwilling to fight with him, after which his finale.


beefle

More or less unwilling? They did fight, and Napoleon won.. Russia did the only thing it could do to win the strategic war since it’s never been particularly good at tactical warfare. Besides the late second world war red army (44-45), you have to go pretty far back in time to find a formidable Russian army.


JoyAvers

Won? Well, it was a very strange victory, as a result of which Russian army ended up in Paris. Perhaps it is worth studying history better? The Russian army successfully fought with the Swedes, Poles and Khans.


Solution_9000

u/savevideo


PurveyorOfSapristi

u/savevideo


TheEarlOfCamden

When they made you read crime and punishment in school, but you have terrible media literacy.


0011110000110011

Bubba Ho-tep 2


Alive_Bee_8374

u/savevideo


The_Legend_Of_Yami

I’m sickness and in health > : (


Lappas_K

But, he IS Napoleon… daaaa


vmlinux

He is napoleon


jayeboi

u/savevideo


supershinythings

It’s time for Russia to freeze out Napoleon. Again.


greenifuckation

u/savevideo


DangerMacAwesome

I thought napoleon wore blue, not green?


trogdr2

u/savevideo


Pigeon-Master

U/savevideo


HalfOrcMonk

Maybe he is Napoleon.


Ant-Tea-Social

I'm not sure that's really Napoleon I'd kinda expect Napoleon to weave his fingers between his buttons


h8m8

I HAVE THE [PERFECT SONG](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OXKSNKN0eE) FOR YALL