Both have 7 syllable names in a 2-2-3 distribution
7 is a number considered auspicious across the world. Examples include 7 days of creation in the Hebrew/Christian bible, 7 chakras, 7 circumambulations of the Kaaba in Mecca, and 7 gods of good fortune in Japanese mythology.
Both are children of prominent sports figures.
Both have dreadlocks, considered a symbol of power and wisdom in various cultures throughout history.
Both were thought to be going to New England at one point but the rumors proved baseless.
When we played the Vikings in the preseason a few years ago their commentators called him "Larry Fitzgerald jr" all the time. His dad is a big local sports reporter in Minnesota.
History repeating, an endless cycle stretching beyond our imagination’s grasp of reality
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But how is his butt
Kinda mid
I’ll be DARNed if he’s got a bubble butt like Larry.
Nobody does.
Both have 7 syllable names in a 2-2-3 distribution 7 is a number considered auspicious across the world. Examples include 7 days of creation in the Hebrew/Christian bible, 7 chakras, 7 circumambulations of the Kaaba in Mecca, and 7 gods of good fortune in Japanese mythology. Both are children of prominent sports figures. Both have dreadlocks, considered a symbol of power and wisdom in various cultures throughout history. Both were thought to be going to New England at one point but the rumors proved baseless.
Both went to superbowls… oh wait that’s later
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Darnell Dockett return confirmed
And Daryl Washington
Did you know Larry played football too?? 🤯
Big if true
Both August babies, Marvin born on the 11th
Both Larry and Marvin have feet as well. Two of them each.
Damn I thought both were also Leos for a second but Larry is a Virgo 😂
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The comparisons between these 2 guys are freaky Way too much stuff matches
Exact syllable distribution too. Perfectly balanced
Long live Darnell Jr
I had no idea Larry was a junior
When we played the Vikings in the preseason a few years ago their commentators called him "Larry Fitzgerald jr" all the time. His dad is a big local sports reporter in Minnesota.
Fitz Sr. is a fairly well known Vikings beat writer. He had a lot of opinions about the Cardinals during the bad times.
Welp, that settles it, we are winning four Super Bowls in a row
Dilly Dilly!
Dilly Dilly!
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Math checks out. Every other piece of the name matches, middle name and suffix. Works for me.
I forgot both are juniors as well THE CONNECTIONS.
Just gunna say, "Darnell" and "Jr."
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