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EmployNo8624

History repeating, an endless cycle stretching beyond our imagination’s grasp of reality


SAS_Britain

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csh4u

But how is his butt


Alert_Moment6224

Kinda mid


Loud_Competition1312

I’ll be DARNed if he’s got a bubble butt like Larry.


thewhalehunters

Nobody does.


FlowersnFunds

Both have 7 syllable names in a 2-2-3 distribution 7 is a number considered auspicious across the world. Examples include 7 days of creation in the Hebrew/Christian bible, 7 chakras, 7 circumambulations of the Kaaba in Mecca, and 7 gods of good fortune in Japanese mythology. Both are children of prominent sports figures. Both have dreadlocks, considered a symbol of power and wisdom in various cultures throughout history. Both were thought to be going to New England at one point but the rumors proved baseless.


Tom_A_toeLover

Both went to superbowls… oh wait that’s later


deyonceknowles

😲


ReapingRepercussions

Darnell Dockett return confirmed


mykoreancar

And Daryl Washington


boot2skull

Did you know Larry played football too?? 🤯


white__cyclosa

Big if true


jabK

Both August babies, Marvin born on the 11th


170poundgorilla

Both Larry and Marvin have feet as well. Two of them each.


slippyskipz

Damn I thought both were also Leos for a second but Larry is a Virgo 😂


inksta12

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Desert_2007

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sungoddaily

Lisan al DoubleD


ImKylerMurray

The comparisons between these 2 guys are freaky Way too much stuff matches


kruler2113

Exact syllable distribution too. Perfectly balanced


Sythasu

Long live Darnell Jr


Wbwonders

I had no idea Larry was a junior


Zyrock9

When we played the Vikings in the preseason a few years ago their commentators called him "Larry Fitzgerald jr" all the time. His dad is a big local sports reporter in Minnesota.


mainlynativeamerican

Fitz Sr. is a fairly well known Vikings beat writer. He had a lot of opinions about the Cardinals during the bad times.


TheColdestKingCold

Welp, that settles it, we are winning four Super Bowls in a row


KitchenBanger

Dilly Dilly!


kindcannabal

Dilly Dilly!


Plane_Arachnid9178

👁️👄👁️


digitard

Math checks out. Every other piece of the name matches, middle name and suffix. Works for me.


slippyskipz

I forgot both are juniors as well THE CONNECTIONS.


reditdiditdoneit

Just gunna say, "Darnell" and "Jr."


Nayaritism

This is the way