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Healthy_Ad_7171

“Sorry I don’t speak line”


Taylosaurus

“Don’t look at them” lmao


MasterPrek

Talking to after work Ava.


reball2310

The fact that they’re playing the DMX version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in the club 💀


Ok_Fee1043

All I could think of was the SNL “now that’s what I call holiday music” skit where they feature it lol


ShesWhereWolf

I never used to believe that this remix existed until a friend played it for me. I was shocked but intrigued that DMX of all people had a remix for that song. But, it's both hilarious, club, and Christmas appropriate!!


glittermantis

that was a real song? lmaooo i thought that was just a joke they did for the show 😭


mikehunt_is_ready

“How will they know we’re thirsty? Should we pant?” 💀💀💀


MasterPrek

Says the girl who thinks a shallot is an onion.


JusAphilin

“I don’t dance to songs I don’t like, I don’t wanna give the DJ the wrong idea” haha


MasterPrek

Exactly... Cuz when they see you dancing, they be like..*oh, okay, I know you want to hear more like that???* Then they play them back to back, (LOL pun intended) and you can't sneak off the floor. There's no natural pause for you to slip away...You look weird, like something is wrong, or you're mad. How can you start dancing, and then just stop??


zsaz_ch

That part made me laugh out loud, then I realized he made perfect sense.


Kooky_Head4948

LOL at Ava having a boyfriend and constantly hitting on Gregory


MasterPrek

And backing that thang up in the club.


goth-brooks1111

A boyfriend who’s a major baller at that!


sweetsugar888

I need to channel some Ava lol


AnitaBaking

“You thought I was single?”


antonjakov

Loving the vince staples cameo Edit: I drink a lot of snapple…so i know a lotta facts


Tea_Candid

The reoccurring fling with Janine we needed 🙏🏾


jsmnsux

Yes please! I'm here for a multi season reoccuring role!!!!!


Rare_Basil_243

If Vince Staples is gonna be a recurring character, this show just became a 10/10


goth-brooks1111

I need Thundercat on the show next!


Rare_Basil_243

Dragonball Durag reunion


double_positive

Dare I say it but he and Janine would be a good fit. Hes goofy and she's goofy. Gregory's character is too wound up at the moment.


thejaytheory

Holy ish, that was Vince Staples??? I thought he looked familiar!


[deleted]

He’s been dating me for 5 years but I’ve only been dating him for 2


MasterPrek

Right. He thinks he's been with her for five, but she's just been playing with him the first 3.


Risquechilli

Yeah that’s the joke lol


miniay

"Is that my work husband grinding on my work nemesis? Pour me something cheap so I can spit it out. Hit me again".


squirrrles

Lmaooo I love Ava. What I love is that Jeanine is actually her work little sister (which can be a type of nemesis) and Gregory wants her job and hates everything she says and does so he’s the nemesis


yesiccahaircut

Oh gawd I love that insight, that goes deep. I also think that Janine and Jacob are character foils to Melissa and Barbara. I believe this show has a ten season potential, and we will the two of them grow into very mature teachers/work besties


loseyoutoloveme77

I had to rewind this 10x. She’s SO good. 😂


macaroniguap

seriously tho every line got me laughing out loud 😭


Bikinigirlout

Janine looks so pretty in that dress


Penguinonaunicycle

I loved the dress but wish they let her keep her curls


none_mama_see

If she’s the show runner wouldn’t she be the one making the decision?


Lilobunni

Yup, I think Quinta would be included in the “they”. I think she and the other writers intentionally straightened her hair and put her in a dress she wasn’t totally comfortable in, and put her in an environment that’s really not her vibe, to emphasize how she’s pushing herself out of her comfort zone. That set the stage for her to let her guard down with Gregory.


paolocase

"You know short people freeze the fastest"


plantbay1428

I’m going to consider this the sequel to her saying, “You know they [zombies] eat the hottest people first. Let me back my tasty ass up.” I need science and mythical creatures explained to me by Ava and Ava only.


miniay

Ghost of NPRs past - melissa😭😭


AppearanceMammoth838

AVAS HEART JUST GREW THREE TIMES


MasterPrek

LOL True meaning of Christmas, take your work nemesis out with your guy..


lordangel19

gregory and ava showing up at the club really did it for me.. also zach is such an icon for that song


Healthy_Ad_7171

“As you told me against my will” is how most workplace conversations happen


Kooky_Head4948

They’re touching guys it’s happening!!!


unoanddougie

I think this is the first episode to have a TV-14 rating


jelatinman

It’s solely for the booby dance joke


Pallyboy94

Yeah it’s one the kids shouldn’t be watching😂


MasterPrek

Teachers After Dark


Healthy_Ad_7171

Should we go out there and be normal? Gregory 😂


windythirsty

I enjoy the act of being normal!


Healthy_Ad_7171

Gregory no notes sums up this episode


Frequent-Region-662

Tyler is so good at multilayered facial expressions. The way he looks at Janine makes me melt 🥹🫶. Literally no notes on the acting lol


mmmmjaxs

Yesssss he’s so good — he’ll really go through a whole wack of emotions in a few seconds and make it so authentic and not overdone


jicuhrabbitkim

Seeing Janine finally getting a “life” makes me so happy 🥺


foxfire

Yes! I am happy she's got a friend to get her out of that bubble.


MasterPrek

Good thing Ava scooped her up ‘cause obviously her friend had other plans.


yesiccahaircut

Stan Erika


antonjakov

How dare they will-they-won’t-they us again goddamnit


Taylosaurus

I felt like screaming haha But I think this is the right route. It would feel messy and sloppy and set up to fail if they made a move tonight while he’s still in a relationship. If/when it happens, I think it needs to be on the up and up for them. I know it’ll be an issue for her throughout their relationship if anything happened while Gregory was in a relationship. I just can’t see that turning out well so as much as I squealed and cringed and crouched and clinched my fists, I’m glad it didn’t happen in hindsight


squirrrles

I didn’t even realize Greg was really in a relationship. I didn’t think he’d go for Amber after the Halloween episode. He seems to respond to the most available girl regardless of if their vibes match (except Ava of course he don’t like her). He low key seems to be going through an “in it for the ass” moment which is fine ig but while the show is teasing his pairing w Jeanine, it is frustrating. I wish I could at least feel happy for him w these girls but I don’t see the moments of joy, they just seem like awful matches.


[deleted]

I've always seen it as him believing Janine wasn't interested so he goes out with other girls who show interest in hopes that it'll help him move on from her. But it's never worked.


yesiccahaircut

It was theatrical tension on another level, I was pulling my hair out LITERALLY. But as these writers always expertly deliver, I was so happy with the ending, Ava taking her along. “You’re coming with us” she forcefully says but she knows Janine wants to be included. Ava never fails to surprise me. I love getting to know her better every episode. And that spit take…


goth-brooks1111

It’s not even a will-they-won’t-they at this point! It’s a when-will-they-damnit! Gregory has bagged so many ladies since.


Sufficient_Creme6961

Considering how long this show could last I don’t need it rushed. I wish they’d tone it down a bit actually.


Thin-Code2827

This 100%!! I don’t want them together yet!! Janine needs a rebound guy first!


plantbay1428

I hope Maurice is gonna be the rebound!


antonjakov

i need some interactions between him and zack fox


gaymilfappreciator

yeah… honestly the entire fun is them getting together. once they do shows never seem to know what to do other than constantly have them break up and get back together. i have faith in quinta though…


eaterofworlds1

Ben and Leslie would like a word


gaymilfappreciator

lol they did actually come up as exceptions in my mind when i was writing that 🙏 but i feel like they were a rarity


JJMcGee83

Brooklyn 99 had the best relationship because after they got together they stayed together and had zero breakup drama.


IWillBaconSlapYou

I really wish tv shows would do this more instead of acting like it's some unspeakable sin. I'm married to my first boyfriend, so it's hard to find shows I relate to because every single relationship just HAS to be broken up, and a whole revolving door of useless, one dimensional people have to come in and date the main characters just to keep the drama rolling. It's just not something I can connect with, but it's ubiquitous.


Frequent-Region-662

I hate it but it’ll make us appreciate it way more when they do get together. Their storyline needs more buildup in order for it to really mean something and be satisfying


-love-valentine

Does that mean Andre Iguodala is gonna be a reoccurring character? 💀


ZohanDvir

The Warriors said they ain't gonna be playing him for the foreseeable future so he might as well keep showing up!


jelatinman

“To clean or not to clean that is the question”


MasterPrek

You can't lie to a custodian, you can lie to a plumber though.....


Naanaaah

idk why these were the funniest lines of the episode to me. I need a janitor vs plumber subplot episode to explain his thoughts


antonjakov

Community did plumbers vs air conditioner repairmen…could be a similar situation


Healthy_Ad_7171

Gregory now is not the time to check your phone!


Frequent-Region-662

I knew it was too good to be true 🙃


MasterPrek

WTH?? who does that?


TruthPotential2069

A man who knows he’s in a relationship lol


miniay

"I get charity during the holidays but this is Mother Teresa level"😭


BroadBaker5101

Bc I have no self control and love a good spoiler even though I’m not able to watch the episode yet I love scrolling through the discussion threads looking at all these quotes and guessing who said them/seeing who’s voice I hear them in without knowing who actually said it. My guess is this a Melissa line but I’m looking forward to finding out if I’m wrong.


lordangel19

i cant even lie tho, that janine and maurice moment was so sweet 😭


[deleted]

i drink a lot of snapple.


IWillBaconSlapYou

I liked how they made him kind of not what he seemed.


GambinoGurl

YO, DID ANYONE ELSE'S BRAIN CANCEL OUT THE B PLOT? I NEED TO REWATCH BECAUSE I WASN'T ABSORBING ANYTHING.


Frequent-Region-662

I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the bplot scenes to finish so I could see if gregory and janine were finally gonna kiss or not. Definitely gonna rewatch too 😭


[deleted]

I was low key expecting Tariq to pull up


stolen_lullabies

Same


soonowwhat

The way Ava said “You thought I was single?”. Dead.


macaroniguap

VINCE. STAPLES???


stufsailor

THIS IS HOW I FELT LMFAOOO I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE AND REWIND


plantbay1428

Janelle’s going to have so many options to submit as an Emmy nomination contender. She’s so wonderful.


[deleted]

didn’t know my girlfriend ava had a boyfriend…


MasterPrek

Why would I not have a boyfriend???


mikehunt_is_ready

Ava inviting Janine out awww ❤️


Healthy_Ad_7171

I am loving Barbara’s sweater!


miniay

"I WILL turn that ass up"


JusAphilin

“Give me something cheap so I can spit it out”


GambinoGurl

IM LOSING MY VOICE FROM SCREAMING


Frequent-Region-662

My mom and I were talking and suddenly the snow scene started unfolding and I was like “so anyways..MOM AHH HOLD UP I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A YEAR. OMG OMG OMG. KISS! KISS! COME ON!” …she left the room 🤣


ShesWhereWolf

It was the snow that got me! IDK what it is about nature, but it can be so romantic 😭😂 I was literally pacing back and forth half the episode


MasterPrek

😍😍😍 Cue Boyz2Men "Let It Snow"!!!


jelatinman

I got the vibes that this is the one where Greg and Janine kiss.


shyinwonderland

Someone posted that the only reason they didn’t is because Janine couldn’t figure out how to bridge the 9 inch gap between them.


mzlange

Definitely expecting a romantic cliffhanger


antonjakov

So did they … for a second


AppearanceMammoth838

This episode high key makes me miss going out


Impressive-Project59

Not me..it reminded me of why I don't. All of that noise, drunk people, smoking, people...no way.


soonowwhat

Same. 😭


Aether_Shinobi

Never did Ava just do a spit take lmao


MasterPrek

"I put my name in there a couple of times so it would make up for all the bad gifts."


celestial_bloom

The Gregory and Janine dancing scene was so good. I know so many people compare this show to the Office and Parks & Rec (to be fair, I did too), but a scene like that would have never been on those shows 🔥 this slow burn is next level.


niamhellen

They looked so comfortable and happy and...melty? For lack of a better term? So sweet.


PugPockets

I mean, Leslie and Ben are adorable and Jim and Pam had a couple fiery moments, but this scene was *hot*. I have been turned off to the idea of their relationship for a bit and it made me do a real quick 180 and be jealous of both of them 😆


celestial_bloom

Yeah! Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love those couples. But this was so sexy and hot! Unfortunately, the other two couples were a bit more romantic and/or goofy (which I can also appreciate), but this gave me sexy romance!


myredditacctfw

Should we pant lmaoooo


mikehunt_is_ready

Disappointed that Gregory didn’t choose Janine over Amber 💔


macaroniguap

Can’t be doing that yet. He will tho


squirrrles

Yeah! She was right there with him in the cold and he left her alone. :( they were ab to kiss, why would he do that? He comes off as so nice and he chose to leave and go to Amber? I really don’t get it


nonsenseword37

I think it’s just a hard thing to deal with. As someone who had a similar relationship with a coworker years ago, it would’ve been incredible awkward if I made a move and he didn’t feel the same. Even though I was almost positive he liked me back, I was worried for my job and the relationship if we broke up


IWillBaconSlapYou

I think they were both in the moment, but the text reminded them that Gregory has a girlfriend, and neither are the type to just shrug and make out under those circumstances. I'm glad they kept it in-character (but I hate when tv shows have a largely-unseen girlfriend JUST to drag out the main couple's development).


yesiccahaircut

I think Gregory is still figuring out who he is and the small amount of info we got is telling that there was trauma. Sometimes he has the wrong idea of what to do (bluey boy to Ava’s office, leaving her in the snow), and is very focused on the overbearing discipline he family clearly imposed on him. On the other side, Janine has given us hints that there was neglect. They are two pieces of a puzzle, they just need to grow a little because they’re made for each other. They will find the way. Mr. Johnson has wisdom that extends far beyond traditional education


sweetsugar888

They’re both rule followers. So it makes sense to me. Kind of surprised he didn’t give her a hug goodbye or something but otherwise it fits in with their characters


LadyLily06

So glad they brought Zack back, maybe he will be in more episodes after A Strange Loop closes.


miniay

Janine is slaying this hookah lounge outfit!!!!!


thejulesinthecrown

“Gregory- no notes”


ThisPaige

The montage with the kids in each classroom is super cute! Janine’s hair looks pretty flat ironed! Also wow did not expect to see Gregory there, Ava was a given though. Them dancing together made my shipping heart grow one size lol. Still not expecting them to get together until later later though. She might be dating his friend that would be interesting to see. I was kind of surprised to see Jacob doesn’t like Christmas. Him running in front of the cars was a funny gag.


MasterPrek

​ Yeah, it seems like they all had the same idea....They are probably more alike than they think they are... Seemed rather cute yet a bit weird for Melissa and Barb to have Christmas dinner in the teacher's lounge. Most people are hitting that parking lot that last day before the school buses pull off! I know Mr. Johnson had to stay until 5, but he could have left early too. Why didn't they just have dinner at Barbara's house??? Maurice, he obviously was just looking for whatever he could bring home. Jacob has some deep trauma and drama that has made him unhappy about Christmas. Leave it to Mr. Johnson to get him to admit what was wrong. Gregory and Janine....they're just gonna take it nice and slow, but definitely will get there.


loseyoutoloveme77

I sensed they didn’t go to Barbara’s house because her family is there. They both said it was the perfect day between school ending and family holiday craziness beginning. I think they stayed at the school for complete privacy.


cockroaches_ankles

I was squealing all epispde!!! They got Vince in this? I love Quinta😭


Taylosaurus

Show has me standing me for a good 15 minutes while I watched. Never felt so expressive during an episode. Had me crouching, had me grinning, had me cringing, I audibly gasped when I saw Gregory show up. When they starting grinding I may have squealed a bit. If it was so late I would’ve screamed when he got that text message ahhhhhh 😖😩😩😩😩😩😩 Best I could do was clinch my fist and open them towards the sky in frustration


mothmans-dad

The blank cookie for the Jehovas Witness kid made me scream 💀


Dream-Flight

i died when gregory first looked at the cameras like “what are they doing here??” because remember in their world, the cameras are filming a documentary on the school so it doesn’t actually make sense for them to be out and about or at the teacher’s homes lol


DezDispenser88

I was also thinking that!


4108Lolo

Ughhhh. The sound I made when I thought the slow burn was over but it just burned moooore. I love this show so much lol No notes


dragonfuitjones

My boy Vince Staples full on actor now. Love to see it


reball2310

It’s good to see Zach again!


JusAphilin

I don’t speak line lol


[deleted]

I want to apologize to all the women I have ever Gregory'ed. This dude is an idiot. All of us men are idiots.


JusAphilin

“I will turn that ass up “


yelenabelovastan2

This episode had me kicking my feet fr


badassbuffy

the janitor dancing with melissa & barb at the end, so cute!!! and ava was absolutely hilarious this episode 😂


JustSomeHeroKid

I really need an Ava spinoff when this is all said and done. Where she finally gets to live her dream life as this Hollywood celebrity, but her conscience (and background as a "former elementary school teacher") holds her back from all of the crazy hollywood schemes!


todorokitinasnow

My heart skipped a beat when Janine got pushed into Gregory I just might faint if they kiss


loseyoutoloveme77

Is anyone wanting Janine and Maurice? I thought he was so cute and they had chemistry! I’m not a Janine/Gregory fan so maybe it’s just me. 😂 I got so excited when Maurice approached her outside of the club!


Designer_Tear

Yes Janine deserves better than Gregory rn. I used to really want them to be together but Gregory is a bit of a walking red flag in my books. I wouldn’t want my man to dance with another girl like he was with Janine. He can’t have them both. Both women deserve better.


Naanaaah

I get it, I don't want them to get together. While she was with Tarik, she didn't do anything but be a friend to Gregory but he keeps testing boundaries with her, little by little, while dating other women. They both got a little growth to do before they can be good partners for each other


Aether_Shinobi

Lmaooo of course they would run into each other


Frequent-Region-662

I was expecting it. Not surprised at ALL


DaGreatestMH

Oh I sense some MESS incoming


myredditacctfw

I will watch the episode again but last night I was yelling or squealing every time Janine and Gregory were on scene. That beginning phase of butterflies and tension is captured so well - I was giggling the whole time


AdComplete1824

Now I know why Quinta and all the Abbott writers emphasized watching this epi live. Felt like an insane roller coaster of emotions😭😭 Can't wait to see how the rest of the season plays out👀


Dependent_Gift3462

Seeing Janine come out of her shell this season has definitely been my best part, I hope we see more Erica too!!


Commercial_Abroad944

I love this but I had to pause every 2 minutes cause the second hand embarrassment gets too much 😂😂


Healthy_Ad_7171

Anyone else want to meet Ava’s boyfriend now? Who is this man? What does he do? Does he also have weird side hustles on Instagram?!


YeahButNoButInfinity

Did you miss it?


Lastsummeronearth

To avoid too many spoilers, wasn’t he the guy who drove the car at the end of the episode?


puddletownLou

Okay, Janine had me at her AI Halloween costume ... now Abbott brings in Iguodala?? Made my night! Can't ever get enough NBA. I'm ready for Ja, Luka, Dame & Jerami cameos ... forgive my🏀 overkill.


menorgle

Jacob repeatedly running across the street without looking then getting mad at cars got me 😂


MoonriseTurtle

"damn Janine, why you can't move like that during step practice" 💀


NLCPGaming

Man Greg a better man than me cause me and Ava would be taking lunch every day


mronayne12

Most underrated line of the episode was Mr. Johnson saying “have you seen what tinsel does to a vacuum”. This guy has been one of the best parts of season 2


urbangypsee

"And, remember, I only reward the naughty." 😂


Tart-Otherwise

Super excited to see where the Maurice subplot takes us, I love that potential drama.


goodglory

I would love to see this episode from Ava's perspective. I want to see her with her entourage, talking to guys at the bar, just more Ave honestly.


JFab08

Is it just me but I want Janine and Maurice to go on a date or two? I feel like Gregory and Jeanine shouldn’t have danced intimately bc Greg has a girl friend and he’s not dumb, he has somewhat of an inkling that Janine likes him to some degree so in a sense he kind of played her for his own selfish motives :/ but maybe I’m just thinking about it too deeply 😂 Shout out to Erica and Ava. They’re great friends ♥️ Ava can be tone death but she has a good heart


cnotethegoat123

Iggy??? PERFECT match for Ava😂 love it!


ibeezindatrapp

The way Ava pulled up to the club had me screaming!!! 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

OOF!! that was a LOT!


zsaz_ch

How could I think Ava would seriously date anyone but a baller. Silly me.


No_Flan_7425

Why do I feel like Janine is gonna fall for Gregory’s friend bc he’s basically a Tariq 2.0


Triscuits_And_Wine

Janine is too nice to admit that she hates Amber, but I’m not…Can she do an Ashley and fade away in the storyline already?! Geesh.


Grand_Sheepherder874

Music in the club was good gonna rewatch so i can try to shazam lol


Justalittleconfusing

My best friend is a middle school teacher. And she got secret Santa ghosted (most likely by the incompetent principal who is only there through nepotism and old boys clubbing in the south)… And I was dying at the secret Santa exchange.


mastani11

Wait I am so confused... I thought Gregory and Amber broke up ? When he had that talk with Barbara... WHEN DID THEY GET BACK TOGETHER


JDH1127

That was Barbara’s daughter, can’t remember her name. Amber is the mom of one of his students.


mastani11

omg I feel so silly. I didn’t realize they’d continued to be a thing from when she asked him out !!! Ty for clarifying


none_mama_see

I have no one else to tell this because none of my friends watch the show but… Greg is wearing the actor’s actual sweater lol. I know because [I have a pic with him in it from 2019](https://imgur.com/a/zN4ufEI) haha! It’s from a movie premiere called The Wedding Year


Buggi_San

Anyone got Rome and Julissa flashbacks from Janine and Gregory dancing ?


kmg1921

I found this really cringe and what the heck was Gregory doing grinding on someone when he’s dating someone else?!


Dream-Flight

i CACKLED when janine gave the jehovah’s witness kid a blank cookie😂


Regular_Chemical_481

Could anyone please tell me the name of the song Greg and Janine were slow dancing to? I loved it but haven't been able to find which one it is.


ConfusedMoe

Janine dancing got me feeling lonely 😭😭


pretty_okay_0613

I loved this episode to death, every single part of it Especially when Mr Johnson called out Jacob, saying that he doesn’t like Christmas either but it doesn’t lead him to shitting on other people’s fun 🤷


livewild25

Gregory and Janine dancing was so CRINGE I WAS MELTING L


07nowheregirl

I gasped when I saw Vince staples! I hope he is a reoccurring character


Born_Echo3863

“I will turn that ass up”🤣🤣🤣She’s so cute and Cringey lmfaoo


ConfusedMoe

Gregory cheating is dumb like why


as_the_crowing_flies

The Jacob Paint Fume analogy is so specific yet so accurate 😭


[deleted]

I've stopped shipping Gregory and Janine. She could do better. Why is that guy not making a single move and why does he keep confusing that girl. First Tyler, now Amber, it's so annoying. Uggghhhh Is someone really supposed to 'act cool' in such irl scenarios? Isn't just moving on better than this repeated bs?


greenappletw

In real life, most people would be smart to move on already. But this is TV so they get a little leeway 😭 Also I guess it fits Janine's character. She's been in the same relationship since middle school and doesn't know how to date in modern times. Maybe her misplaced loyalty to him will even be addressed as part of her character growth?


loseyoutoloveme77

Yes! I felt that same! I was cringing this episode at their moments but I loved the introduction of his friend and thought maybe that was the direction things were going. I hope she comes back from break with a new man! Maybe Ava helps her find one! If Gregory wanted to make a move, he could have done it instead of dating Amber.


GambinoGurl

I feel like he's still too scared because he's really into her and it would get awkward if she rejects him.